第1章 我不是新郎

xinhunzhiye,hunyantingneiyipaidaxidezhuangban,quebujianxinlangxinniangdeshenying。

wenxiaorunaodaichenchen,tayaozhechunliangqiangdingzaijiudianneidebinguanfangjianwai,henhentuikailemen。

litoubaiseruanchuangshangguobuqirangunlelianggechitiaotiaoderen,zhengquanzaiyikuaierzuozhejiaorenbuchidewochuoshi。

“chenqiran!nibawodangshenme?!jingrangenbierenhunzaiyiqi?”

neitoudenanrentingleshengceguotouhuiwang,daoyemeijuechujifenkuijiulai,xinlangdeyishenzhuangshuzaoyizhouzhoubabatangzaidishang。

“houshenme?douyunlehaiyoubenshizhaoguolai,yezhenshiburongyi,zenmeyang?yiqilaiwanerwaner?”

chenqiranyibeilanzhehuailideren,xiaoyilijinshichaonong,zuilisiyituchudehuajiaowenxiaorugengfanelejifen。erlingyibiangenchenqiransihundejiahuoyeyilianwuwei,haosizijicaishizhengzhu,erjinwandehunlijiushichanghaoxiaodenaoju。

“gunba!bieexinwo!”

wenxiaoruqiangchengzheyishoufumen,neixiedongxishijishangyiranqixiao,ruobushineitaotiannuyijiaotabaochiqingxing,xianzaipazaoyidaoxia。

tazhidaocidibuyijiuliu,zaidaixiaqu,baobuzhunhuifashengshenme。

bendasuantuoqiwanneilianggemeilianmeipidezhuanshenxiancheyiche,buxiangduifangzhijieqishenconghoutoujiletayiji。

budengwenxiaorufanyingguolaiqingkuang,jutongjiadaizhexuanyunyixiarangtaheileshuangyan。

“he,xinhunye,zenmeneng‘kuidai’leni。”

hunmizhiqian,taerbiantingdaodebianshichenqiranneijujiadaizhelengxiaodehua。

zhouweihunhunanankanbuqingxi,zhilianglejizhanjuhuangdexiaodeng,zheishigemoshenghuanjing,dananzhedazhibujuhaishinenggoucaichugebanfen,zheieryinggaishimougebinguanfangjian。

neixinxinniannianyaojiehundezhangfujingshigezheiyangeduderen,hongpiantashuo,haisongdaobierenchuangshang!

wenxiaorushuangshoujinzuanshencedebeijiao,jinlibaochizhelizhi,tacemoukanqu,yigeyinyingmomohuhubeiluodichuangwaideguanggouchugeshenxing。

“你是谁……”

duifangmoshengbuyu,zhujiankaojin,suizhierlaideshiweixiandeqixi,shenzhilianzhouzaodewendudouyibingdiledi。

“喂!别过来!”

benhuanbuqianxingderenturandunledongzuo,zheiyijuchanzhekangjudehuadaoshiyouxiechuhutayuliao。

wenxiaorubingbuzhidaolairendaodishishei,zhiqingchujiexialaizijijuebuhuiyoushenmehaoxiachang,duifangjiyoukenengshigeyouguangmanmiandepangzi,youhuoxushigexuqiuteshudelaotou,erta,haowuhaishouzhili。

“好热……”

fangjianlijingdehen,zhiqiandenanrenyoumailejibu,tazhandingzaiwenxiaorugenqian,quemeiyouyaoxiashoudeyisi。

beimeilveduolelizhidewenxiaoruguzilijiuyouzhejianrenjing,tabennengdichengzheqishen,jiejinquanliyibamengtuikaishenqianderen,wangtucongfangjiantaochuqu。

ranerzheiyituibingmeiduinanrenzaochengshenmeshizhixingdeyingxiang,fandaohaitazijiruanzheshenzidiejinlerenhuaili。

jilianchenmeitoushaozhou,chuimoudaliangqizhenggepazhedenvren。

“biepengwo,liwoyuandian……。”

nanrenjianduoletouhuaisongbaodeguniang,zhongleifanduo。zheizhongchuanzhehunshaqiexinkoubuyidemaodunti,daoshitouyihuijian。

“wobushixinlang,chuqu。”

wenxiaoruyitieshangjilianchen,zhiqiandeneixiejianchixishuwajie,shengliqiangzhangaodi,nanrenshenshangruoyouruowudegulongshuiweiyijiteyoudeweidaojiaotachedishilelizhi。

duifanglengruobingshuangdezhukelingmeiqidaobandianzuoyong,jiaoxietoujiang,zhijieshenshouyiyong,erhuabushuojiangrenlanjinlewenshangqu。

cishicikedewenxiaorubingbuzhidaozijijiujingzhaorelegezenmeyangdenanren,zhiziguzhemanzu。

beiturandushangchundejilianchendongzuoyizhi,benyaotuikai,buxiangduifangpandejin,capengzhijianyouxieyaoqihuodeshitou。

jilianchenyanesongshangmendenvren,beilaruheicezidebujiqishu,zheige,youdaikaoliang。

tabijingshigezhengchangnanren,roudaozuibiannayoubuchidedaoli,kuangqie,nengrangtayouganjuede,xianglaiweidaoyinggaibulai。

hunanjuhuangdengyunxia,liangrenjiuchanyiye,ruwuyunchuyu。

ciriwenxiaorushibeikaimenshengnongxingde。

budengtazuochushenmefanying,yiqunrenbianyonglejinlai,lingtoudejiushizuoriganggenzijijielehundejiahuo——chenqiran。

“kankannizijixianzaidedexing,jiehundiyitianjiutouren?nibawofangzainali?!”

qitarenyibingzhizekailai,wenxiaorunaodaihaiyouxiehundun,turuqilaidezhiwenjiaotalengzhengbanshang,piankehoutasiluqingxilejifen,zaichuitouyisaozijidemoyang,limamingbaidetoutoucheche。

“daodayipadebenshizhenshiledea!nengbahuhuashuodezheimeyoudiqi,chenqirannizheilianpipashibichengqianghoudeduo。”

cishijilianchenzhengzailinyu,duiwaitoudeshiweijiachanhe,yelanyuchanhe。

wenxiaorusuishuoshigeyouqichangburuoshidenvren,danzheibanqingkuangxia,nalihaishuodeqingchu。

huer“kaca”shengcongrenqunzhongchuanlai,taxunshengwangqu,guobuqiranshichenqiran。

nanrennaleshouji,zhengbatasanluantoufayibuzhetidelangbeiyangzizangjinshouji。

wenxiaoruhaimeilaidejihuanshangyifu,ziranyejiumeijihuishangqugenrenduo,zhinengguozhebeizirenshouneixiemuguangyushixian。

“wohaiyiweishigehaoguniang,meixiangdaozheimeluangao,caixinhundiertian,zeze。”

“kebushi,zhenshiweiqiranbuzhidanga,baixialezheizhangpiaoliangliandan。”

……

jiaoshegendexisuixianhuacongrenqunliwangwaipiao,wenxiaorutingdeqingxi,tachuiecezhelian,naluanfachongxiangshexiangtou,meizaiduobianlunshenme。

zheizhongshihou,zaiduodejieshiyehaowuyongchu。

“wenxiaoru,wogaosuni,nizheifunankandeyangwohuiyizhicunzhe,chufeilihun,nizheizhongnvren,baisongwowodouxianzang!”

她一笑。

“论脏哪有你脏。”

cihuayichu,shanglaijirenzhuatoufashangbazhang,jiaowenxiaorugengtianlelangbeijifen。

piankehoufengfenghuohuojinlaiderenchaonongwanle,yezhetengwanle,bianyoulikailefangjian。

wenxiaoruroulebafasuandeyan,zhengcongcongchuanshangshangyi,shoujilingshengshishixiangleqilai。

tajieqihaimeilaideji“wei”chukou,dianhuaneitoushuodehuajiujiaotajinglejing。

“shenme?!womashangqu!”