众人扭头看去。
zhijianchengxiangxuxian，yijiqisunxuyangshuo，zaijigechaozhongdachendecuyongxiazoujinlejinluandian。
可下一秒！
xuyangshuomianlujinghai，yourujianleguiyiyangdekanxiangwuyi。
“嗯？”
taxintouyijin，yadishengyin。
“yeye，tajingranmeisi？”
“zhei......zheibukeneng”
bierenzhiyiweiwuyizuotiandiaoxijiugongzhubeidaleyidun。
dantazheigeshizuoyongzhequezhidaoshiqing。
tazuotianjiwuyixiadeneigexieshubuguangnengkongzhiyishirentabaibu，guohouwuyidelinghunyehuibeimanmanmoshazhisiwang。
tajiushiyaozaochuwuyibeijiugongzhudasidejiaxiang。
daoshihoudingguowangfujueduiyaohehuangshikaizhan。
erqiewuyisilesiwuduizheng，meirenzhidaoshitaxiadedushou，xiangchadouchabuchulai。
kewuyibushiyinggaisilema？weishenmedaoxianzaihaimeishi？
butongyuxuyangshuodejinzhang，chengxiangxuxianzheigechengfujishendelaohulidaoxiandehenshidanran。
“wuai，dengzhekanjiuxing”
他想的很清楚。
wuyijiusuanmeisi，neiyequeshishitiaoxinlehuangquan，wurulehuangshi。
这照样是死罪！
fanzhengbuguanzuizhongjieguoruhe，tongyangnengjiqidingguowangfuhenvdizhijiandemaodun。
renxinzhongdechengjianshizuodashan。
zhiyaotahoumianzaishaojiayunzuo，jiejushiyiyangde。
yanjianxuyangshuoyilianbukezhixindekanguolai，wuyizhangkoujiuma。
“kannimakan？zaikangouyanjiniwale”
徐阳朔：“？”
不对劲！
zheijiahuojintianshifenyoujiufenbuduijing。
zheishihechengxiangyikuaiburuchaotangdehubushangshulinzhengtao，pixiaoroubuxiaodechaofengdao。
“youhe~zhenbeiwanghaizhenbawushizidailaixiangbixiaqingzuile？”
“buguowushizizheicifandekeshisizuia！”
“ninjiubupabixiayinuzhixiashatouma？”
linzhengtaohechengxiangxuxiansheshuyiwo，ziranbuhuifangguozheigechaoxiaodayadejihui。
wuanjunmiansedanran，chenshengdao。
“zheijiubulaolindarenfeixinle”
“youzheixiangongfuhaishicaoxinxianierlinyuduocizaijunzhongpiaojideshiqingba！”
“anzhaojunji，dangzhan！”
cihuayichu，linzhengtaomiansedunshiyibian，qidehuadoushuobuchulai。
“你……你……”
zhiyuchaotangzhishanggengshihongxiaoshengyipian。
qunianlinyuzaijunzhongduocipiaoji，shenzhihaiqiyabaixingqiangqiangminnv，zaojiubeirengaofadaonvdimianqiannongderenjinjiezhile。
zheishikeyizhishilinzhengtaoxinzhongdechirua！
这时武亦突然笑道。
“linshangshuzuijinsihubijiaoqingxian？”
linzhengtaopieleyiyanwuyi，yanlishanguoyimoqingmie。
“wushizihechuciyan？”
zhongrenyedoukanxianglewuyizheigehunchidengsidewanku，kantanengfangchushenmepi。
武亦呵呵一笑。
“yinweiwofaxianlinshangshutingxihuanguanxianshide”
“buzhidaoniyoumeiyoutingguoyijuhua，soufanchiduoleshengbing，xianshiguanduoleyaoming”
林怔涛顿时气急。
“你……”
“wokeshihubushangshu，congyipindachen，huangkouxiaoerniganmawo？”
wuyijintianjiushinaoshide，sheizhangzuipenshei，sheifanjianchuishei。
tashidingguowangfushizi，wujiaweiyidumiao，jintianjiusuanzaichaotangshanglashiyouruhe？
chulenvdisheigannatazenyang？
shizijiudeyoushizidexiaozhang。
“ruguoditouhuanlaideshidecunjinchi，neijiutaitouganfanshijie”
“hubushangshuhenniuma？”
“woyeyedingguowanghexianhuangshibaibazixiongdi，napabixiajianleyedezunchengyishengyafu，wodieyoushizhenbeiwang，wowujiayimenshuangwang，woshenfendiweiweitonghuangzi，jiumanizenmele？bufuniyaowoa？”
“benshizifanshenmezuiguannipishi？bierendoumeishuohuajiunihuigoujiao？”
“jiaotahuangheliangan，niguandeshizhenkuan，dalushangjingguogetaofenchenishibushihaideyaoliangshaochangchangxiandan？”
“jianguoguoxiaojiaode，meijianguoguoxiaonaode，jixujiadanggounishibushihenjiaoaoa？”
“haihubushangshu？chouniqiuzhandianyanshui，zhenbazijidanghaixianle？”
“kanshenmekan？nihaixiangdawobucheng？jinishigedanziniganma？xinbuxinwodiedangchangniebaonideluandan？”
“bugandongshoujiutmjilaozibizui，zaibibixinbuxinlaozi**？”
静！！！
这一刻全场寂静！
沉默声震耳欲聋！
cikewenwubaiguandoumudenggoudaidekanxiangwuyi。
zheishashanglizhijiebaozhaa！
堪称无敌！
sheiyemeixiangdaowuyijingranhuiyouzheimeyajianzuilideyimian。
nandaozheihuoyiqiandoushizhuangde？
jiulianwuanjunyeshiyouxiechayidekanleyiyanwuyi，sihuzhongxinrenshilezijideerzi。
dantayimeiyouzuzhi，ermeiyouzeguai。
shenzhihaizanxudediantoukuazandao。
“骂的好”
“wowujiaerlang，jiusuandabuguoyedemahuiqu”
“fouzesuibianlaitiaogoudouganzaiwowujiamianqianfeiliangsheng”
武亦抱拳谦逊一笑。
“diejiaoxundeshi，yierjinji”
shuozhetakanxiangchengxiangxuxiandengren，liezuiyixiao。
“youxierenjiushixiaolianjiduole，guandequanshibing”
butongyuzhongrendejinghai，gangjinlaidebahuangzilongbayinzeshiyiliandexingfen。
yanshenzhongdejingyangzhisejihukuaiyaoyichulai。
“尔母币的”
“厉害啊老亦”
“nizheijianzhitai......tai......”
tayinweitaiguoxingfen，yishizhijianjingranzhaobudaoyigeheshideciyunengbiaodajidongdexinqing。
【ps:longhuadiguolvli，xianhuangchuanwei，xindidengji，sannianneiqiyuhuangzigongzhushenfenbubian】
wuyikanxianglongbayin，dunshixiaole。
zheibahuangzinaoziyoudianbuzhengchang，shenmeshidouzuodechulai，yeshiyuanzhuweiyidepengyou。
liangrennianlingxiangfang，youdoushihunchidengsidezhuchong，doubeirenminglianliqiaobuqi。
suoyiyilaierquchenglezhiji，chouweixiangtou，zhengtianhunzaiyikuai。
“nishibushixiangshuo，niubi？”
闻言！
longbayindunshidengdaleyanjing。
haosifaxianlexindalubanyanlishanguoyimolinghunshenghuadeguanghui，jidongdilianliandiantou。
“duiduidui，jiushiniubi，zheigecihao”
“niubialaoyi，yiqianzenmemeifaxiannizheimehuimaren？jianzhishiwobeikaimoa！”
“请受玐印一拜”
shuohuajian，tahaizhendezoushangqianlaiduizhewuyigongshoubaileyixia。
tayizhiyiweizijimarendegongdiyijinghenhaole，kexianzaitafaxiantazaiwuyimianqianjianzhijiushigeshengguadanzi。
这直接就崇拜上了。
qishibahuangzilongbayinyeshigerencai。
ruguoshuowuyishilonghuadiguoerhaowanku，neimelongbayinjiushiwankutouzi。
简称裤头。
tadanzida，shadougangan。
haoshibugan，huaishibuduan。
renshenggeyanshi：yaohuaijiuhuaidaojizhi，yaohuaijiuhuaidaozuihao。
erqietazongyinweizijigandeshiqingbugouhuai，naodeshibugoudaershenshenzize。
wuyihahayixiao，shangqianlouzhelongbayindejianbang。
“zheisuanshenme？woyangyanglonghuachuanchengzhijin，yuyanyishubodajingshen，youmeideguocuiaoshizhenggeyuanwudalusheiyuzhengfeng？bahuangzinishuo，duishibudui？”
longbayinyanlimanshiqiuzhiyu“liru？”
wuyiyishouzhizhexuyangshuozhangkoujiulai。
“jiubiruzheihuo，wokantabiziyangledamayao，bushibiyangjiushimeima”
turanjiubeimadexuyangshuodunshiqidemiansetieqing。
wojinlequantougangxiangfahuo，danquebeixuxianjilanxiale。
“tazheishizaiguyijinuni”
“fanbuzhegenyigesirenzhiqi”
“nidexinxing，haidechendianchendian”
erlongbayinzejingweitianren，kanxiangwuyideyanshengengjiachongbaile。
“yiyushuangguan，miaoalaoyi”
“shifuzaishang，qingshoutueryibai”
“qingchuanshoutuerwushangmiyu”
shuohuajian，longbayinzaiciduizhewuyigongshenxingli。
武亦顿时哈哈一笑。
“拜师就算了”
“buguojinribufangbian，xiongdiwogairihaohaojiaonijiju，baozhunrangnichengweitianxiadiyipenzi”
wenyan，longbayindunshishuangyanfangguang，kanxiangwuyideyanshenhaosizaikanyigeshenming。
“天下第一喷子？”
“zheigehaoa！zheigedexuea！”
jiuzaicishi，yidaoqinglengyanshideshengyindouranxiangqi。
“何事喧闹？”
suiranshigenvsheng，danquechongmanleqiangliedeyapogan，neishiyizhongziransanfadewushangweiyan。
说话之人不是别人。
zhengshidangchaonvdi，longqiyue！
武亦心中暗道。
“ze！zheiyujieyinzhendaijing，tingderenbangying”
【龙柒玥——图】