第四章 死人了!

wokankanzhouwei,suoyouderendouxixiaoyankai,quandouzaichichihehe,woshenbiangengshikongwuyiren,nandaoshiwofashenglehuantingme?

jiuzaiwoyishenyiguideshihou,xuluandapanxiaopannazhexuduochidehuilaile,zaizhuozishangjihuduichengleyizuoxiaoshan,zheijiahuozhangzhezaixuexiaocantingdangguofuwuyuan,suanshilianjiuleyishoujuehuo,meishaonalaizaidajiamianqianxianbai。

“wa,zheimeduohaochide,woyelaicougerenao!”haimeidengdongxidoufanghao,wopangbianjiujiguolaiyigemeizi,neidongzuojiaoyigekuai,jianzhishixunleibujiyaner。

“aiaiaiwuxiahongniyaobuyaoliana!zheidoushiwonahuilaidechidenijiulaizhanbianyi,duokaiduokai!”xuluanyiliandexianqi。

keshiwuxiahongyijingnalegejituisaijinzuili,tongshidingshanglekaorugeyebupatang,shenchushoujiuquzhua,zuilihanhanhuhudeshuo:“nidounalezheimeduochide,fanzhengyeshichi,chibule,wojiu,wojiuchiyidianer,dajiadoushipengyouma!”

xuluanjianzhiqihonglelian,tabenlaijiushigebaopiqi,yaoshikanbuguansheineizhenshiyidianerdouburennai,shenshoujiuyaoqutuiwuxiahong,woganjinshenshoulazhuta。

“suanla,suanleadoushipengyou,nijiubiejijiaole,rangtachijiuchiba,fanzhengyebuyongwomentaoqian。”wozhidaowuxiahongzheirendaoshimeibiedemaobing,jiushiteaizhanbianyi,zheizaipengyoudangzhongyeshirenrendouzhidaode。

wuxiahongyebulixuluan,zhanqilaijiuchongzhehoumianyidunrangrang:“ai,wozaizheili,nimenyedouguolaia,zheieryouhaoduochidenimendouguolaia!”

genzhepilipalajiupaoguolaihaojigewuxiahongdesidang,haojigedoushizuichanlianpihoukanbianyijiushangdeneizhongren,xuluanzheixiachediheilelian,henhendenglewoyiyan:“nikankan,bubataganzouzheiqunjiahuodoulaileba!”

“keke,woyebuzhidaotahaidaineimeduorenlaichi。”wozuishangsuiranzheimeshuoxinlikeshitoutousonglekouqi,wozhengxiangbuchulaizenmejujuexuluandehaoyi,yaoshishuojianfeishenmedetajueduiyiweiwozaisahuang。

xinghaoyouwuxiahongpaolaijiewei,kanqilaizheicibieshuoshiwo,jiushixuluanzijiyemeidechile,wotoutoukanleyanxuluan,buzhidaoshibushicuojue,wozongjuetaxiangshiduizheigejieguohaoxianghaitingmanyide?

wozheimexiangzhehuranjianyouxiekele,shunshounaqiyibeiyinliaogangyaohe,turanjianyiguxuexingqipujinbizili,exindewochadianerjiutuchulaile。

ditouyikan,haohaodeyinliaobeilimianjuranmanmandoushiyibeixuehongsedeyeti,haiyougeheibaifenmingdeyanzhuzigululudezailitoulaihuizhuan!

“a!”wojianjiaojiubabeizirenglechuqu,duimiandewuxiahongguangguzhechidongxiduoshanbuji,jiujipoleyishen,baiqunzishangmianzhanmanlelvsedeguozhi!

zenmehuishi,lvsede?wogangcaimingmingkanjianshihongsede,xianxueyiyanghong,limianhaiyouyikeyanzhuzi,keshiwozaiyikan,nalihaiyoushenmeyanzhuzi,jiushiyigelaodadehongyingtao!

“duibuqi,duibuqi,wogangcaibuxiaoxin。”wojimangtaochushoujuanjiyilianmomingqimiaodewuxiahongcashizhequnzishangdewuzi,xinlitouhaizaitututiaogebuting。

“taoxiaotaoniyoubinga,xiajiaohuanshenme!”wuxiahongshenbiandeyimianneigeqinggaomeizhizhouweibumandeduiwoshuo:“nikannijirenjiayifudounongzangle,nirangrenjiahuiquzenmexia!”

“duibuqi,duibuqi,wozhenbushiyouyide。”sheijiaozheicicuowuzaiwo,keshineibeizilideyanzhuzizhendeshihesiren,taikepale,keshiwozixikankanwuxiahongdeyifu,jiushixielvyinliao,haiyouyigehongyingtao。

dagaishiwoliansezhendebijiaonankan,xuluankanbuguoqule:“renjiayoubushicunxinde,bujiuyijianpoyifuma,nongzanglexixibujiuwanle?naerlaineimeduoshier!”

“buhaoyisi,yaobuwojinixixikan。”woganjinyoudiguoqujizhangzhijin,nongzangleyifuhaihaozhentingmafande,ruguozhenbuxingwohaijiudepeijitayijianqunzi。

“xinglexingle,woyoubushineimexiaoqideren。”wuxiahongjieguowoshoulizhijin,routongyoubaoyuandecashizheyifu,xinghaotazhishibaoyuanwodanwuletachidongxi,yaoshizheigexiaoqiguifazuoqilaineiwokezhenjiumafanle。

“xiahuinazhulebeizi,biezazahuhujiuwangbierenshenshangrengdongxi,jiugenyoubingside!”zhouweidiaozheyizhajichixieyankanwo,haoxiangwojiushitachourenyiyang,wozhinengjiangzhelianjixupeixiao。

keshixiayimiaowokanjianzhouweidelianxiangshigebeijibiandemiantuaner,yanzhu,shetou,haiyoubaisedenaojiangdouyiqibaochulaile,jiuxiangshijibaolejianyawanju,zhenggetoudoubianxingle。

woganjinwuzhuzui,miandezijijianjiaochusheng,yejiushizaiyishunjian,zhouweilianyouhuifule,haoxiangshenmedoumeifashengguoyiyang,pishierdoumeiyou。

“shishishi,nishuodedui,wocuole。”yanqianfashengdeyimurangwoxindoukuaitiaochulaile,naerhaiyouxinsichishenmedongxi,yixiazijiunanshoudeyaoming,yushiwojiekouquweishengjianganjinduolechuqu。

weishengjianlitoudeshuihaizhenshigouleng,paizailianshangbingdeyaoming,dongdewoyachidouzaifadou,xilebalianyihouwocaijuededuoshaoqingsongledianer。

yiqiedoushihuanjue,doushihuanjue,jiushiwowanshangmeihaoshuijue,doushijiade!woyigejingerjizijidaqi,shenshenhuxizheshitupingjingxialai,keshizuihouwosihutingdaoyigenanrenlengxiaodeshengyin。

bulita,bulita,woxinlimomonianlehaojibiancaicongweishengjianlimianzoulechuqu,fantinglihaishiyipairenaoxuanhua,zheirangwoduoshaotashileyidianer。

dajiadouhenzhengchangdouhenkaixin,keshiwoyidianerweikoudoumeiyoule,woqishibudaxiangxinnanrenduiwoshuodehua,keshixiangdaogangcaideqingxingwojiurenbuzhuhaipa,daoshibashiyudouhemeile,wozhinenglaolaoshishizuozaineilishahuhukanxuluantamenyiqunrenchichihehedoutingkaixinde。

haorongyitamendouchibaohezukaixinle,wuxiahongzhouweitamenxianzhanqilaizourenle。

xuluankanqilaixinqingyehaolebushao,wochenjiguoqulazhutadeshou,dishengshuo:“jintianwozhudaonineiliquba,woyigerenzhu,youdianerhaipa。”

xuluankanlewoyiyang,xiangshitingnamenwoweishenmehuineimeshuo,buguotahaishicouhedayingle。

wohaimeilaidejishuochuxiexielianggezi,jiutingjiancantingmenkouyishengjuxiang,ranhoujiushicanjiaosheng!

zheishengyinhaoxiangshizhouweide!

genzheyiqunrenpaoguoquyikan,menkoumimimamaweidedoushiren,dimianqiangbidaochudoushifeijiandexueji,yigebaisededalishidiaoxiangdaozaidishang,xiamiansihuhaiyazheyigeren!