“xiamaoge，tiaojingzisihuhunsizuo，dianchulia？”
“nizhongrenchengzhaihaoduo，diedaolajiduila！”
“呜……我……”
“diu！juranzhongyidanqi，xiaobao，kuaidzhengsiche！”
“哦哦哦……”
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yitiaojijiangkesidexiaoyu，siqianzuiqiangliedeniantoushihuidaodahaili，eryigerensiqianzuiqiangliedeniantou，shiweishenmezijibunenghuodegengjiuyixie……
“kekeke……kekeke…...”
daliangdeshengliyanshuidecijixingweidaozaikouqianglituranbengfakailai，jinsuierlaideshi，yidaojincuyoudaizhexiexuqingsedehuhansheng，dangyebanghuazaicizhengkaishuangyan，lvxiankandaode，shiyizhang“heijiangse”deqingnianlianpang！
“ni……kekeke……ayao，ni…...wo……woshizainali？”
henqiguaideganjue，yebanghuafeichangqingchudijidezijiyiwangbingburenshizhanzaibingchuangqianmanlianjiaojideqingnian，dantaquenengbujiasisuodihanchulezheige“heijiangse”qingniandemingzi，pianpiantadedanaomeiyouchanshengrenhe“bushi”，congnaodaishangchuanlaidechaojitongganrangyebanghuadaoxilehaojikoulengqi，zhongxintaitoukanqu，zheicaifaxianzijishizaiyijiajianloudaorangrenzhixiangfengkuangtucaodelaoshizhensuo——zhentouhepingzhuangshengliyanshuihuluanbaifangzaiyiqi、duoshuyaopingshanglianyuanxiandebiaoqiandoukanbuqing、qiheidaofaliangdeqiangbishushuozhemouzhong“cankudeguowang”……
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“收……收声！”
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“siyaomianzihuoshouzui！wolai！”
“heijiangse”qingnianyejianbudezijiadagezaineili“guzuojianqiang”dixiangyaoyikaozijideliliangqishen，lianmangzouguoquchanfuzijiadage，zhishiyebanghuacongtadelianshang，rengrankanchuxiexucanliudemaiyuanheyihuo。
congneiyijiankanchengshi“zhudachanglidezhuxiaochang”desirenzhensuochulaihou，qiangliedeyangguangyixiazijiuzhaodaoletademianbu，neiguwennuanrangyebanghuahunluandesixushaoweipingjingleyixie，zhishaotanengganshoudaozijihaihuozhe——zheibushiyizhongfeishengfeisidecuojue、yebushimouge“shenxian”deezuoju……yebanghuaxiaole，xiaodehenkaixin，jibianshiyouyutadekaihuaidaxiaoqianchedaolianbumouchushangkousihuyouzaicibengkaidezhengzhao，tayerengjiuxiaozhe！
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“ding！gongxisuzhuchenggongzhongsheng，xianzaishipingxingshijiegongyuan1950nian1yue2ri9:48fen，laiziziweiyuzhoude【zhongjiyuwangxitong】zhengshikaiqi，qingsuzhujinkuaichashou‘zhongshengdalibao’，ruyoukunhuo，kesuishilianxibenxitongjinxinglejie，youyubenxitongzaipeitongsuzhuchuanyueshikongtuzhongzaoyu‘shikongluanliu’，chuxianleyixiexiaowenti，zhengzaikaiqijinjixiufuchengxu！”
“qingsuzhuzixingchayueyouguanxitongdeyiqieziliao，benxitongxuxiumian12gexiaoshijinxing‘ziwoxiufu’！”
系统？外挂？！
yigekepaqueyourangtawubixingfendeniantouyishanerguo，yebanghuazongsuanmingbailezijicong21shijichuanyuedao1950niandexiangjiangdeyuanyinsuozai，lianshangbudongshengse，danneixinyishizaifachuxiangpotianjidenuhou！
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“dage——dage——dage！！！”
“ng？ayao，womaoshi！zou，womenquchi‘xiangrou’！”
“ha？”yebangyaotingdao‘xiangrou’lianggezi，yeshirenbuzhuliukoushui，buguo，tahenkuailengzhule，tamenxiongdiliangrenxianzainalihaiyouqianquchi‘xiangrou’？“dage，nishibushibeidahuntoule？wodimaoqianya！”
“heihei……”yebanghuayizhaoqianshendexiguan“shenmiyixiao”，qingshengzaididiyebangyaodeerbianshuoleyisheng“woyoubanfa”zhihou，jiuchezhedidiwangweiyuqianfang500michudeyijia“yangroudian”zouqu——zoujinquyikan，huo，ganzaidianlichi“xiangrou”de，wuyiliwaidoushizheipianshequlide“youqianjieji”，bushiguhuozijiushijiangyangdadao，yigegechuanzhewuyanliusedehuashan，yaojianhuoshichazhebishou、huoshibangzhefutou，mouxiemuzhuoshanghaiminghuanghuangdibaizheyibaobao“baibucila”de‘huizi’，yixieyinjunzidangchangjiuxileqilai！
“yoyoyo……zheibushidaolankouchangdedadanglizuo‘xunchang’dehuagema……zenme？huageyouhuilaile？”
“cao！jianrenchao，nitamebizui，wodagezuoshibuyongnilaishuosandaosi！”
“nimade！yelaoyao，nikuanggepiera！wotingpengyoushuo，takanjianjinzaonidagebeilankouchangdeshouxiarengdaolajiduili，erqiehaibulejixialangtou，zezeze……zenme？zheiyesuanshichutoule？”
“哈哈哈哈！”
youxieshihou，nibuzhudongzhaoshi、shiqingfanerhuizhudongzhaoshangni！
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yuanzhuxiangyaochurentoudi，zai1950niandaidexiangjiang，nenggouxuanzedeyudibuduo，jiarumoujiashetuandemouweidalaohuixiadangmazishiqizhongyitiaozuiguangfandechulu——yebanghuahedidiyebangyaodoushi“heihu”，zicong3nianqiancongdalutaonandaoxiangjianghou，xiongdierrenhaishizaitongxiangdezhiyingxiacaimianqianghuodaoxianzai，buzoupianfengbuxinga！
shengfengluanshi，jiafengshengcundedaolisheidoumingbai，qianshideyebanghuashihongqixiadewuhaoqingnian，keshi，jiranzhongshengdaole1950niandaidexiangjiang，tajiuxunsubaizhenglezijideweizhi……huozhecaishizuizhongyaode！
“噗嗤！”
yimocuicandebaiguangcongzaichangzhongrendeyanqianyihuang，xiayike，zhongrenmudengkoudai、jingjushicuo……
zhiyinyebanghuabudaiyisiyouyudidabaoleneiming“weiniang”nongzhuangzhongcaideyanjiao，ranhoubadaowangyunidihenhenyicha，manshilaojiandeyoushoutilingzhe“weiniang”dexiruodebozi，shuodao：
“geweijianghupengyou，woxiongdiliangrenele，nengbunengqingwomenchiyidun【xiangrou】ni？”
cihuayichu，dunshiranggensui“weiniang”daodianlichi【xiangrou】deguhuozimendajingshise，tamenwulunruheyexiangbutong，yuanxiandanqienuoruodeyebanghua，jingshiyixiazijiubianleyigerenside，hunshendousanfazheyiguyuyeshouxiangchawujideweixianqixi，youqishiyingshangyebanghuaneishuangchongmanbaonvedeyanshen，xinzhonggengshidaleyigelengzhan，xiangyaodashengdiweixieyebanghuaganjinfangleneige“weiniang”，kehuadaozuibianquezenmeyeshuobuchulai，zheicaifaxian，yuanlaitamendeshentiyijingbiandefeichangjiangying，neishiyouyuneixindekongjurangtamenzanshisangshileyuyannengli……