“wo——dage——womenzhongle!!!”
“wuwuwuwu!!!!”
dangyebangyaokandaotouzhonglikaichulaidesangetouzishi“siwuwu”zhihou,dunshigaoshenghuanhuqilai,zheijiuyiweizhetamenxiongdiyibajiuzhuanle2wangangyuan——buyongjiaoshuide,zheishiwanquanshuyutamenxiongdide“jinglirun”!
“ayao,zhendingyixie,jiexialaicaishizhongtouxi!”
qingshengtixingdidididiaoyixie,dengdaoxiayanheguanzhongxinyaohaotouzhong,yebanghuajiangfuzekanshouzheiyichutankoudexunchangtuiguolaide3wangangyuanzaicituidaopaizhuoshang,zheiyicitayazhu【123】shunzi!
“shunzi、shunzi、shunzi、shunzi……”
“123、123、123、123……”
“大大大大……”
“小小小小……”
weizhezheiyichu【dudaxiao】tankoudedukeyigegedoufenglesidezaineilijiaohanzhegezixiadeyazhupaimian,raner,yebanghuaqueshiweiweiyixiao,zhiyinxiayanheguanzaicidakaiheisedetouzhong,paimianheranshi【123】shunzi!
“哇!!!!”
“dage,wo——womenyouzhongle!”
“一赔十二!!!”
yipeishier——zheijiushisanshiliugangyuanle!zhouweideduke,kanzheyebanghuademuguangjiuxiangshizaikanzheyizun“guiguai”,tamenzenmeyexiangbudao,yebanghuayebuguoshiyaleliangju,jingranjiucong1wangangyuandebenjinzhuandao36wangangyuan,zheidengshenglv,jianzhirangzhongduo【dadang】shukezikuiburu、xinshengjidu!
zhiyuhuaiyiyebangyao、yebanghuaxiongdierrenchulaoqian?
ruciyuchundexiangfa,zaizhongduodukenaohailiyishanerguo,lianbandianershuihuadoumeinengfanqi,qiebushuotankouyouliangmingshenqianglizhuangdexunchangzaiquanchengkanshou,neiweixiayanheguanyeshicengjingdeyiminglaoqiangaoshou,zenmekenengchajuebudaoyejiaxiongdishifouchulaoqianle?
kuangqie,tamenkandeqingchuchude——yebanghua、yebangyaoxiongdiliangrendeshouyizhidouzaitamendeshiyefanweinei,nanbuchengzheiliangxiongdishiyongjiaochulaoqiandema?biekaineizhongtianfangyetandewanxiaole!
wangzheyanqiankuaiyaoduichengyizuoxiaoshande“yingshou”,yebanghuayeshihuixinyixiao,eryipangdeyebangyaozaojiupobujidaidilanzhuzheixieqianshaxiaoqilai,zhouweidedukeyeguanzhudaozheiyichutankoude“yichang”,fenfenzhuanlaizheibianshikanyier,erdisanjuyouyaokaishile,zheiyihuiyebanghuahaishimeiyouzaozaoxiazhu,ershidengdaoneiweixiayanheguanbatouzhongyaohaozhihou,tacaijiang36wangangyuanquanbuyazhu【xiao】,buguo,tayeshunshiyazhulexiayanheguandeshou,
“laoxiansheng,dakaimenzuoshengyi,zuizhongyaodeshichengxin,buyaorangxielaobanduonianjizanxialaidekoubeikuale!”
cihuayichu,xiayanheguanmingxianshidouleyidou,jiulianpangbiandeliangmingxunchangyeshilveganjingyi,tamenzhijuexiayanheguangangcaizaiyaotouzhongshizuodexiaodongzuosihubeiyebanghuachajuedaole,ruguokaichulaidepaimianbushi【xiao】,neime,tamenxiangxinyebanghuajueduihuihaobuliuqingdijiangxiayanheguandeshouzhuaiduan——jiuyongyizhiyoushoudeliliang!
“kaiba!buyaorangdalaodiulian!”
delezuocexunchangdetixing,xiayanheguanjiangzijideshouqiaoranchouchu,ranhoutanletanshou,shiyizheiyijuyouyebanghualaikai,raner,yebanghuayebushangdang,jingshiyezhijiebashouyikai,suihoukanxiangyouceneimingxunchang,yanshenliduoleyimoxixuehelengli……yebanghuabushiqitiandasheng,dantayeyouqitiandashengnaotiantingdebenlinghediqi!
“ai……zhenshiguaile!”
beiyebanghuadingzhedexunchang,mingjiaoxietianfeng,zhengshizheiyijia【dadang】dedongjiaxielaodadezhizi——xielaodawuerwunv,weiyouyigeyitongcongdalutaonanlaidezhizigenzaishenbiansihouzhe,yejiushishuo……
zheiyijia【dadang】jinhoushiyaochuanjixietianfengde,ruguorangyebanghuazhijiexiankaixiayanheguanchulaoqiandebaxi,【dadang】dekoubeijiubengle,yebanghuahaizhenshiyoushiwukong,kanzhunlezheiyidian,you“bizhe”taxietianfengkailezheiyiju,paimianyiliangchu,guoranshi【yiersi、qidianxiao】!
“艹!”
“zheitemeshishenmeguaiju?zheijiahuolianxuyazhongsanbalea!”
“aiyo,wodetianye,zheidaodishinalaidewangdeshouqi?”
“zezeze……suanyisuan,zheidouzhuanleduoshaole?xielaodazhidaohou,gaibuhuishengqiba?”
“neinishixiaoqiaoxielaodale……”
72wangangyuan——neizhenshichengleyizuoxiaoshanle,yebanghualianshanghaishiweixiaozhe,fanguanxietianfengyilianyouchou,sihushibuxiangxinyebanghuadeshouqiwangshengdaozheidengdibu,weici,taqingtankoudeqitakerenzanshilikaidaoqitatankouwan,tadasuangenyebanghua、yebangyaoxiongdiduyibadade。
“ahua,nimenxiongdiyesuanshiwodepengyou,neixieshouduanwobuhuiduinimenyongde!”
“danshi,wohenbufu,suoyi,womenlaiduyiba——jiuyiba,dingshuying,yikoujia,100wan!”
“shule,nimenbaqianhemingliuzaizheili;yingle,nimenbaqiannazou,erqiewobaozhengnimenyingdeqianyifenbushaodenadaoshou,zhizhinimenxiongdilikailezheizuochengzhai!”
“怎么样,玩吗?”
shuoba,xietianfengtuoquleshangbanshendehuashan,luchuleyishenjiaojiandejirou,rangyebangyaokanzheshenseweibian,suihouyouxiedanyoudiningshizhezijiadage,eryebanghuameitouyitiao,yebushuohua,zhijieba72wangangyuanqingqingwangqianyitui,yiranshijichulezijidehuifu。jianzhuang,xietianfengyebuzaiketaole,chaoqisanmeixindetouzihexindetouzhong,yiyizhongxuanmiaodeshoufabasanmeitouzizhirutouzhongli,“shua”deyixia,bianshikaishishijingyaohuangtouzhong。
yebanghuadaoshimeiyouneibanhulihuashaodeyaotouzishoufa,tazhishibasanmeitouzitourutouzhongli,fangaihoujiandanyaolesanxia,ranhoubashuangshoufangzaitouzhongdedingshang,jingjingdiguankanxietianfengde“yirenshow”。
“砰!”
zhijianxietianfengjiangtouzhongmengranenzaimuzhuoshang,cushimuzhuofachule“gacigaci”deshengxiang,fangfoxiayimiaojiuyaosanjiale,huorantaitou,xietianfengmanshilengkudidingzheyebanghua,dandanshuodao:
“ahua,zaimeikaizhongzhiqian,nihainengfanhui!”
buliao,yebanghuazhishiqingqingyaoleyaotou,ranhoutaiqishoushiyixietianfengxiancaitadetouzhonglidedianshu。momoditanleyikouqi,xietianfengbuzaiquanshuo,jiandansisuoyihuier,bianshishuochu【ererliu,shidian】,lundaoyebanghuacaixietianfengzhonglidetouzidianshu,yebanghuajichudejielunshi【liuliusi,shiliudian】……tingdao【liuliusi,shiliudian】,xietianfengdunshilianseyibian,kanxiangyebanghuadeyanshenchongmanlezhiyihejingkong,yinweiyebanghuacaizhongle。
“bu——woyinggaiyecaizhongle!”
“阿华,开了它!”
yebanghuameiyouqinzikaileneigezhong,ershihuanhuanhoutui,tankaishuangshourangxietianfengzixingkaile,xinshendaluandexietianfengqiangpozijilengjingxialai,taizhezhanweiweideshou,manmanjiekailetouzhongdewaigai,queshifaxian……
“erer——wu——jiudian?!”
dangkandaoyebanghuadetouzhonglidetouzidianshujuranshi【ererwu,jiudian】zhishi,xietianfengcanranyixiao,sihushiwufajieshouzijideshibai……zheishiweishenmeni?mingmingtazatingzhongdeshihou,shitingdaole【liu】neiyimianluodideshengyin,yebanghuashizenmeba【liu】deyimianbiancheng【wu】deyimian?huoxushitatingcuolema?
bu!jueduibukenengshitatingcuole,chufei——chufeiyebanghuachulaoqianle!
“ahua,ni……nishibushichulaoqianle?”
cihuayichu,dunshirangzhouweidukejingkongwanfen,lianmangyuanliyebanghua、yebangyaozheiyiduixiongdi,eryebangyaoyeshibeixietianfengdecaicehedemudengkoudai,huanhuanzhuantoukanxiangrengjiuwubizhendingdedageyebanghua,buliao,yebanghuataijiaozoudaoxietianfengdeerbian,qingshengshuodao:
“neiyige【liu】luoxiahouyoutiaoleyixia,zhuandaole【wu】deneiyimian,zheishifalidexiaojiqiao!”
xietianfengdunshiruzaoleiji,lengzaiyuandijiujiuwufahuishen,silaixiangqu,jingranshiyouyuzijidebuxuewushucaidaozhilezijipanduancuowu……zheshishikexiaoa!shulejiuyaoren,xietianfengbushishubuqideren,liantongyebanghuaqiansanjuyingdaode72wangangyuan,xietianfenglingwaisongshang100wangangyuan,ranhouqinzihusongyejiaxiongdilikaichengzhai。