第5章 八万八是一个吉利数(二)

“wo——dage——womenzhongle!!!”

“wuwuwuwu!!!!”

dangyebangyaokandaotouzhonglikaichulaidesangetouzishi“siwuwu”zhihou,dunshigaoshenghuanhuqilai,zheijiuyiweizhetamenxiongdiyibajiuzhuanle2wangangyuan——buyongjiaoshuide,zheishiwanquanshuyutamenxiongdide“jinglirun”!

“ayao,zhendingyixie,jiexialaicaishizhongtouxi!”

qingshengtixingdidididiaoyixie,dengdaoxiayanheguanzhongxinyaohaotouzhong,yebanghuajiangfuzekanshouzheiyichutankoudexunchangtuiguolaide3wangangyuanzaicituidaopaizhuoshang,zheiyicitayazhu【123】shunzi!

“shunzi、shunzi、shunzi、shunzi……”

“123、123、123、123……”

“大大大大……”

“小小小小……”

weizhezheiyichu【dudaxiao】tankoudedukeyigegedoufenglesidezaineilijiaohanzhegezixiadeyazhupaimian,raner,yebanghuaqueshiweiweiyixiao,zhiyinxiayanheguanzaicidakaiheisedetouzhong,paimianheranshi【123】shunzi!

“哇!!!!”

“dage,wo——womenyouzhongle!”

“一赔十二!!!”

yipeishier——zheijiushisanshiliugangyuanle!zhouweideduke,kanzheyebanghuademuguangjiuxiangshizaikanzheyizun“guiguai”,tamenzenmeyexiangbudao,yebanghuayebuguoshiyaleliangju,jingranjiucong1wangangyuandebenjinzhuandao36wangangyuan,zheidengshenglv,jianzhirangzhongduo【dadang】shukezikuiburu、xinshengjidu!

zhiyuhuaiyiyebangyao、yebanghuaxiongdierrenchulaoqian?

ruciyuchundexiangfa,zaizhongduodukenaohailiyishanerguo,lianbandianershuihuadoumeinengfanqi,qiebushuotankouyouliangmingshenqianglizhuangdexunchangzaiquanchengkanshou,neiweixiayanheguanyeshicengjingdeyiminglaoqiangaoshou,zenmekenengchajuebudaoyejiaxiongdishifouchulaoqianle?

kuangqie,tamenkandeqingchuchude——yebanghua、yebangyaoxiongdiliangrendeshouyizhidouzaitamendeshiyefanweinei,nanbuchengzheiliangxiongdishiyongjiaochulaoqiandema?biekaineizhongtianfangyetandewanxiaole!

wangzheyanqiankuaiyaoduichengyizuoxiaoshande“yingshou”,yebanghuayeshihuixinyixiao,eryipangdeyebangyaozaojiupobujidaidilanzhuzheixieqianshaxiaoqilai,zhouweidedukeyeguanzhudaozheiyichutankoude“yichang”,fenfenzhuanlaizheibianshikanyier,erdisanjuyouyaokaishile,zheiyihuiyebanghuahaishimeiyouzaozaoxiazhu,ershidengdaoneiweixiayanheguanbatouzhongyaohaozhihou,tacaijiang36wangangyuanquanbuyazhu【xiao】,buguo,tayeshunshiyazhulexiayanheguandeshou,

“laoxiansheng,dakaimenzuoshengyi,zuizhongyaodeshichengxin,buyaorangxielaobanduonianjizanxialaidekoubeikuale!”

cihuayichu,xiayanheguanmingxianshidouleyidou,jiulianpangbiandeliangmingxunchangyeshilveganjingyi,tamenzhijuexiayanheguangangcaizaiyaotouzhongshizuodexiaodongzuosihubeiyebanghuachajuedaole,ruguokaichulaidepaimianbushi【xiao】,neime,tamenxiangxinyebanghuajueduihuihaobuliuqingdijiangxiayanheguandeshouzhuaiduan——jiuyongyizhiyoushoudeliliang!

“kaiba!buyaorangdalaodiulian!”

delezuocexunchangdetixing,xiayanheguanjiangzijideshouqiaoranchouchu,ranhoutanletanshou,shiyizheiyijuyouyebanghualaikai,raner,yebanghuayebushangdang,jingshiyezhijiebashouyikai,suihoukanxiangyouceneimingxunchang,yanshenliduoleyimoxixuehelengli……yebanghuabushiqitiandasheng,dantayeyouqitiandashengnaotiantingdebenlinghediqi!

“ai……zhenshiguaile!”

beiyebanghuadingzhedexunchang,mingjiaoxietianfeng,zhengshizheiyijia【dadang】dedongjiaxielaodadezhizi——xielaodawuerwunv,weiyouyigeyitongcongdalutaonanlaidezhizigenzaishenbiansihouzhe,yejiushishuo……

zheiyijia【dadang】jinhoushiyaochuanjixietianfengde,ruguorangyebanghuazhijiexiankaixiayanheguanchulaoqiandebaxi,【dadang】dekoubeijiubengle,yebanghuahaizhenshiyoushiwukong,kanzhunlezheiyidian,you“bizhe”taxietianfengkailezheiyiju,paimianyiliangchu,guoranshi【yiersi、qidianxiao】!

“艹!”

“zheitemeshishenmeguaiju?zheijiahuolianxuyazhongsanbalea!”

“aiyo,wodetianye,zheidaodishinalaidewangdeshouqi?”

“zezeze……suanyisuan,zheidouzhuanleduoshaole?xielaodazhidaohou,gaibuhuishengqiba?”

“neinishixiaoqiaoxielaodale……”

72wangangyuan——neizhenshichengleyizuoxiaoshanle,yebanghualianshanghaishiweixiaozhe,fanguanxietianfengyilianyouchou,sihushibuxiangxinyebanghuadeshouqiwangshengdaozheidengdibu,weici,taqingtankoudeqitakerenzanshilikaidaoqitatankouwan,tadasuangenyebanghua、yebangyaoxiongdiduyibadade。

“ahua,nimenxiongdiyesuanshiwodepengyou,neixieshouduanwobuhuiduinimenyongde!”

“danshi,wohenbufu,suoyi,womenlaiduyiba——jiuyiba,dingshuying,yikoujia,100wan!”

“shule,nimenbaqianhemingliuzaizheili;yingle,nimenbaqiannazou,erqiewobaozhengnimenyingdeqianyifenbushaodenadaoshou,zhizhinimenxiongdilikailezheizuochengzhai!”

“怎么样,玩吗?”

shuoba,xietianfengtuoquleshangbanshendehuashan,luchuleyishenjiaojiandejirou,rangyebangyaokanzheshenseweibian,suihouyouxiedanyoudiningshizhezijiadage,eryebanghuameitouyitiao,yebushuohua,zhijieba72wangangyuanqingqingwangqianyitui,yiranshijichulezijidehuifu。jianzhuang,xietianfengyebuzaiketaole,chaoqisanmeixindetouzihexindetouzhong,yiyizhongxuanmiaodeshoufabasanmeitouzizhirutouzhongli,“shua”deyixia,bianshikaishishijingyaohuangtouzhong。

yebanghuadaoshimeiyouneibanhulihuashaodeyaotouzishoufa,tazhishibasanmeitouzitourutouzhongli,fangaihoujiandanyaolesanxia,ranhoubashuangshoufangzaitouzhongdedingshang,jingjingdiguankanxietianfengde“yirenshow”。

“砰!”

zhijianxietianfengjiangtouzhongmengranenzaimuzhuoshang,cushimuzhuofachule“gacigaci”deshengxiang,fangfoxiayimiaojiuyaosanjiale,huorantaitou,xietianfengmanshilengkudidingzheyebanghua,dandanshuodao:

“ahua,zaimeikaizhongzhiqian,nihainengfanhui!”

buliao,yebanghuazhishiqingqingyaoleyaotou,ranhoutaiqishoushiyixietianfengxiancaitadetouzhonglidedianshu。momoditanleyikouqi,xietianfengbuzaiquanshuo,jiandansisuoyihuier,bianshishuochu【ererliu,shidian】,lundaoyebanghuacaixietianfengzhonglidetouzidianshu,yebanghuajichudejielunshi【liuliusi,shiliudian】……tingdao【liuliusi,shiliudian】,xietianfengdunshilianseyibian,kanxiangyebanghuadeyanshenchongmanlezhiyihejingkong,yinweiyebanghuacaizhongle。

“bu——woyinggaiyecaizhongle!”

“阿华,开了它!”

yebanghuameiyouqinzikaileneigezhong,ershihuanhuanhoutui,tankaishuangshourangxietianfengzixingkaile,xinshendaluandexietianfengqiangpozijilengjingxialai,taizhezhanweiweideshou,manmanjiekailetouzhongdewaigai,queshifaxian……

“erer——wu——jiudian?!”

dangkandaoyebanghuadetouzhonglidetouzidianshujuranshi【ererwu,jiudian】zhishi,xietianfengcanranyixiao,sihushiwufajieshouzijideshibai……zheishiweishenmeni?mingmingtazatingzhongdeshihou,shitingdaole【liu】neiyimianluodideshengyin,yebanghuashizenmeba【liu】deyimianbiancheng【wu】deyimian?huoxushitatingcuolema?

bu!jueduibukenengshitatingcuole,chufei——chufeiyebanghuachulaoqianle!

“ahua,ni……nishibushichulaoqianle?”

cihuayichu,dunshirangzhouweidukejingkongwanfen,lianmangyuanliyebanghua、yebangyaozheiyiduixiongdi,eryebangyaoyeshibeixietianfengdecaicehedemudengkoudai,huanhuanzhuantoukanxiangrengjiuwubizhendingdedageyebanghua,buliao,yebanghuataijiaozoudaoxietianfengdeerbian,qingshengshuodao:

“neiyige【liu】luoxiahouyoutiaoleyixia,zhuandaole【wu】deneiyimian,zheishifalidexiaojiqiao!”

xietianfengdunshiruzaoleiji,lengzaiyuandijiujiuwufahuishen,silaixiangqu,jingranshiyouyuzijidebuxuewushucaidaozhilezijipanduancuowu……zheshishikexiaoa!shulejiuyaoren,xietianfengbushishubuqideren,liantongyebanghuaqiansanjuyingdaode72wangangyuan,xietianfenglingwaisongshang100wangangyuan,ranhouqinzihusongyejiaxiongdilikaichengzhai。