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womomingqimiaoshi，kanjianyinianduomeilaiguowozheilideyuzhanchenchuxianzailewodianmenkou。
wodunshimingbaile，zhongguishizheixienian，woshuyugongdou，tianzhenle。
xianbaidangrandelianggerena。
一个人那叫犬吠。
guobuqiran，yuzhanchenjiandaowomenliangzheijiashi，xintengdishangqianyibalaqileliuguifei，shangshangxiaxiajiangtadaliangleyifan，wenroudijiangtayongruhuailihou，jiwoshuaileyizhanglenglian，「huanghou，nishiyaoshangtianma？」
liuguifeizheixienianjueduizuanyanguogongdoujuben，yanqilaiqingcheshulu。
tazuoqicanxixizhuang，「shichenqiedecuo，chenqiebugaichuanzhezheishenfengpao，daizhejiuweifengzanchuxianzaihuanghoumianqiande，chenqie......」
tahuahaimeiyoushuowan，yuzhanchendaduantadeziwofansheng，lenglengchaozhewodao：「zhengerdeyizhezhuangrongshizhentepide，niyoushenmeyijianma？」
wo：「......」tiandiliangxin，womeiyoua！
yuzhanchenjianwoyifusizhubupakaishuitangdewusuoweimoyang，yinzhizhelianwen：「huanghou，niduinijintiandeshidexingweimeiyoushenmeyaojieshidema？」
失德？？？
wokanleyanliuzhengqiyijiulingluanzhedeyishan，fanyingguolai。
「wobingmeiyoudianwuliuguifei，wogenliuguifeishiqingbaide。」
yuzhanchen：「......」
liuzhengqi：「......」
两人被我气走了。
jieguo，liuzhengqigangdaolemenkou，youzhefanhuilai，tadejiuweifengzanluodishangmeidaizou。
tajianfengzandekongdang，chaowoluchuyigeshenglideweixiao，「ganruobai，nidoubuguowode，bixiaxihuanderenshiwo。」
qishiwozuichujiajiyuzhanchenneisannianduo，womenyecengyouguoyiduanhuangxiabierengouyandeenaishiguang。
talianqushangzaochao，chumenqiandouyaojiwoyigezaoanwenzaiqu。
shichangshitaijianzongguanjiangtacongwodechuangshanghaoqilai，bianhaobianchezhetaxizhangdesangyinluosuo，「bixia，bieqinle，zaiqinzaochaoyaochidaole。」
neishi，gonglimeigejiaoluodousanbozhewogentadehuashinvegouxiaojiqiao。
「tingshuolema？jinerbixiazaochaochidaodeliyoushikanhuanghoushuiyankanguotoule。」
「tingshuolema？jinerbixiazaochaochidaodeliyoushidongtiantaileng，pahuanghoumeirenbaozhehuileng。」
「tingshuolema？jinerbixiazaochaochidaodeliyoushihuanghoushuibixiageboshangle，bixiapaxianqichuanghuichaoxinghuanghou。」
「......」
gongnvmamamenmeimeishuoqizheixiehuati，zongyeyilian「suanlesuanle，beiningmengjingfushenle」debiaoqing。
dansuowei，xiuenai，sidekuai。
buzhidaocongshenmeshihoukaishi，huatimanmanjiubianle，bianchengle——
「huanghoudeduzizenmehaishineimepinga？」
「huanghoushibushibunengshenga？」
「dengdewomendoujile，bixiahaiyouhuangweidengjichengni！」
weici，gonglidemeigetaiyidoubeiwoguangguguo，danyuyimeicilaiweiwozhenmaidoushiyiju「niangniangshentiwuai，qiefangkuanxin，wuxudanyou」，shenzhiyouyongyiyongxuanxuedejiaodujiwojieshilewoweishenmehuaibushangdeyuanyin。
shuoshiwozaoxienianzhengzhanshachang，shalutaizhong，rangwoduochaochaofojing。
我：「？」
我：「！」
wo：「......」
weilehaizi，neijiuchaoba。
zaiwolianxuchaolesigeyue，yuzhanchenjianwochaofojingchaodekuaibazijijichaodule，manlianxintengchoulewoshouzhongdebi，diuyipangbaozhewodao：「ruobai，zisisuiyuan，zhenbuzaiyide。」
jirantadoushuolebuzaiyile，woyejiulandechaole。
zhishimeimeiwohuiniangjiadeshihou，wodiezongyilianjizhebaowaisundemoyang，wangzhewodeduziaishengtanqi。
「guinv，nixingbuxinga？」
wobeitaniantaodefanle，jiuhuihenwulididuihuiqu，「zenme，nideyisishi，nixingnishang？」
ranhou，wojiuhuishouhuowoneilaodangyizhuangdedieyidunduda。
tachezhesangziqiaodawo，「nidaodizhibuzhidao，jiuyinweinihaiwusuochu，neibandachenyijingjibixiawuseleyitaguniang，neixieguniangruozhenjinlegong，nidaoshihoujiukubani。」
wosihaobujiangwodiedeqiaodafangzaixinshang。
qianchaoneixiedachendexiangfa，yuzhanchenmeicixiachaodouhuigenwoshuo，shuowanhaiyilianshenqingkuankuandikanzhewo，「ruobai，jiusuanwomenyibeizidoumeiyouzijidehaiziyewusuowei，womendabulebaoyangyigema，jiudiyedaoshihundenianjile，womenqucuicuita。」
yuzhanchendejiudijiushiyiqiangenwoyiqishangshuxiahede、wodexiaodiyuzhantong，biwomenxiaosisui。
shuoqilai，xuanlimenxia，yuzhantongsuandeshangshitazuideyidemensheng。
xiaoxiaonianji，quetianziconghui，meicikaoshidoushiqiansan。
dangnian，yibanqingkuangxia，woshitadedalao，danshiyouyizhongqingkuangxia，tashiwodedalao。