第三章
wochadianyiweizijierduochuwentile。
congxiaozhangda，xianzaitagenwoshuobuheshi？
zheixieniandoushizhuangchulaide？
真是好笑！
xiangdaozheili，wonuqishangtou。
“nibuguoshiwobajiwoanpaideweihunfueryi。”
“zaliangbuheshizheihuayeyinggaishiwoshuo！”
“xianzaiwojiutongzhinigucheng，nibeituihunle。”
tingdaowozheimeshuo，guchengdelianseyixiajiubianle。
“我被你退婚？”
“chen**niyaobuyaotingtingzijishuodeshenmehua，congshizhizhongzheichangdinghundoushiwobaanpaidegenwomeiyourenheguanxi。”
“zhenshibuzhidaotamenzenmexiangde，feiyaobanianpaijiwo。”
“wozaojiuxianggennituihunle，zhibuguoyizhimeiyougeheshidejihuieryi。”
“zhenghaojintian，jiudoushuochulaile。”
shuozhe，guchengshishedijilewoyigeyanshen。
neiyangzijianzhishitaiguoqiren。
“nishuoshenmejiushishenme，wopeibushangnizheigedashaoyexingbuxing？”
“duile，zanliangdoutuihunle，nijidebawojiajinideneixiedongxihaijiwo。”
“jutiyoushawojiubushuole，nizijixiangxiang。”
wogangshuowan，linnijiuzahudichonglechulai。
“**，nitamashuoneihuashishenmeyisi？”
“wolaogongshenmeyangnibuqingchuma？neidiansangualiangzaonijideneimeqingchu？”
sangualiangzao？sheijiasangualiangzaojiazhihaojigeyia！
wozhenshifulezheigewuzhidenvren。
我开口刚准备说话。
guchengjiuqiangxianyibushuodao。
“xinglewozhidaole，nineidianqianwoyebuchanide。”
“liuxiakahaoganjinlikai。”
wobutaixiangxindikanlekanta，baochulezijidekahao。
zheiguchengzhenzheimeyoudiqi？buyinggaia......
dagaishiwodemuguangguoyuchire，linniyanshenyipieyouduizhewochongleguolai。
“**，nikanshenmekan？”
“nidougenwolaogongmeiguanxilehaikanta，nishibushijiana？”
“说话啊！”
“guchengnijiwoguanhaonidegou！”
我彻底冷下脸。
guchengyeshenshouzhuaizhulelinni，yongyanshenshiyitatingzhi。
“老公！”
她气得跺了跺脚。
turanyouxiangxiangdaoshenmeyiyangwuzheliankulechulai。
“wuwuwu......”
“zenmelezenmelebaobei？nizenmekule？”guchengxintengdibaoqita。
zhijianlinnixilexibizimantuntundishuodao。
“ta…tahaiqianglewodelifu......”
woqiangtalifu？ganggangguchenglaideshihoutabuhaigenrenshuodeshijiuyaozheijianlifuma？
zenmezhuanyanjianjiuchenglewoqiangtadelifu？
wochayidiandianjiubeilinnidewuliqunaojiqixiaole。
pianpianhaiyougenaozigengshaderenxintadeguihua。
guchengzhuantounuqichongchongdikanzhewo。
“nidaodiyouwanmeiwan？feiyaoqiangzouninidelifunicaigaoxingma？”
“chenqingwogaosuni，nixianzaiganjinbalifujinini。”
kanzhetazheifuyangzi，wolandegentazaifeikoushe。
“lifuwojibule，neishiwoyigeyuezhiqiandingde。”
“niyaoshixiangzhongqitadele，wodaoshikeyijinidianqianrangnimai。”
“wobu！tajiushixiuruwo，wojiuyaowodelifu。”
“mingmingshiwoxiankanshangde！jiushiwode！”
linnitingjianwodehuakaishisapodagun。
guchenggengshixinrentazhanzaitazheibianrangrangzherangwobalifuhaijita。
“niliangnaoziyoubing，shibushiwodoushuolezheigelifushiwode。”
“dianlikeshiyouwoyudingxinxide！”
“dianzhanghaibuganjinbayudingdanzinaguolaijitamenkan！”
yipangkanrenaodedianzhangtingjianwozheimeshuo，youxieweinandikanlekanwo。
xiayimiao，woganjueyanpiyizhentiaodong。