03、行走的五百万

yexinchuncuishijianqianyankai,baowanjiuhouhuile,tuidaoyibian,shanshandexiao:“yuzonghao。”

yuyilinnglesheng,daliangta。

zheinvrenshijingfenma?shangyimiaohaihanlaogong,xiayimiaoyouchengyuzongle。

yexinlianpihou,zidongguolvtadeyanshen,chaotashenhoumiao:“zheishinidexiuxishima?haoda,haohaohua。”

yigeyejingdianshi,yitaishafa,yizhangbolichaji,naerhaohuale?

yuyilinweiweidangzhumen,jugaolinxiakanta:“nilaiganmade。”

yexincuocuoshou,xipixiaolian:“birenbucai,lailu《weizhuanglaogong》。”

tadeshouroududude,busuanzhang,yebupiaoliang,zhijiajiandetutude,haowushishanggan。

庾奕林没握。

yexinyebuganga,zhigougoukanta。

zheimeimao,zheifengyan,zheigaosongdebaibiliang,zheibochun……bukuishixingzoudewubaiwan。

就他妈贵气!

“nikanshenme?”qianyizongcaibugaoxing。

yexinyanyankoushui:“ni,nizhangdekezhenhaokanya。”

yuyilinhenglesheng,buxie。

takanqilaibingburenshiziji,yexinxiangxiang,haishibiewenresoudeshile,wanyibushirenjiadeshoubi,qibushiganga?

stuffmangwan,guolaizheibian。

jianliangrenmianduimian,ledao:“nimenrenshi?zhenghao,neijiubuyongwojieshaole。”

yuyilincumei:“sheigentarenshi?”

stuffnaotou:“burenshima,zheijiushiyexina,yaoheninyiqilujiemude。”

yuyilinmeigaoerdu:“shei?”

yibuyiwai,ganbuganga?

yexinkesousheng,zaicishenchushou:“yuzongnihao,wojiaoyexin,shiyuehuachuanmeideyiren,hengaoxingrenshini,weilaidesishitianhaiqingduoduozhijiao。”

yuyilinmiyan,zongsuanrenzhendaliangta。

gezibudi,shencaiweipang,zhangxiangpianqizhixing,xiaoqilailiangxiaojiuwo……yiwaitingtiande。

yexinzhabazhabayan,xindoukuaitiaochulaile。

buhuiba,buhuiba,buhuizheijiuyaomataleba?

yankanduifangtaishou,tajimangbishangyan,xiaojiemaoshuashuashuadedou。

buyaoa,mawojiumawo,nibuyaodawoa,wozhidaowozhangderubuleninlaorenjiadeyan,keninyebuzhiyuchushoushangrenba?

zhenghusiluanxiang,youshoubeiyizhiganjingwennuandeshouwozhule。

……咦?

yexinxiaoxinyiyizhengkaiyan,buzhidaoshibushicuojue,qianyizongcaizuijiaojingyouleyisihudu:“nihao,xiaoyezi。”

yexinxiaoxinzangputengputengkuangtiao。

tajiaowoshenme?xiaoyezi?

tianna,bushiba,shiwotingcuolema,zheiqianyizongcaihaoxiangyemeichuanshuozhongneimekepaa。

xiawukaijubenhui,bagejiabinluxugandao。

sigesurenruzuo,sigeyirenchuleyexin,doushaoyouchidao。

yexinhesurendawanzhaohu,naodaiyizhiniuxiangmenwai,xiangjinjuliguanmoyixiananshenqianbei。

yuyilinkanzheta,muguangyufashenchen。

zheinvrenzenmehuishi,shanglaijiuhanlaogong,hanwanjiubuguanle。

xianzaiyouyanbabadengbieren?

taweiweizuozhi:“yexiaojie。”

叶辛茫然:“啊?”

yuyilin:“guanyuwo,niyoushenmexianglejiedema?”

这——话从何起啊?

yexinhaimeihuida,yigedaiyashemaodenanrentuimenjinlai。

yingdi!qinglongyingdihanmingji!

aaaaaa!!yingdibenrenhaoshuai!!!

yexinshunjianwangdiaowubaiwan,shuangyanmaoguangchongshangqu:“hanyingdininhao,woshinindedianyingfan,ninneige《wudao》zhendetaihaokanle,woshualesanbian!”

hanmingjixiaolexiao,dao:“xiexie。nideresouwokanle,henkeai。”

叶辛:“…………”

往事就不要再提。

zheiwulibuzhiwozigeershangleresou,duimianhaiyouyiwei,ninyaobuhetajiaoliujiaoliu?

shubuzhi,duimianneiweidelianzaoyiheiruguodi。

jiexialailiangweiyeshiruci,gangjinmenjiushoudaoletadereqingzhaodai,fangyinxingzineilian,yishanglainaolegehonglian,xiaoxianrouluchaoshuhaitingxihantazheigehanhandejinger,dadafangfangyongbaoyixia,wenroudejileyexinyigemotousha。

rulezuo,yexinliandouhongle,zhimaoreqi。

pianpianluchaoshuhailiaota:“nishiwodefensima,wodiyicijianzheimekeaidefensi,xiangduotaiyanghuayiyang,wennuanyoukeai。”

yexinhaimeishuohua,duimianchixiaoyisheng。

duishangyuyilinmanhannuhuodeyan,yexingedengyixia。

laile,laile,baofengyumashangjiuyaolaile!

tazuozaiyizishang,shuangshouwoquan,jinzhangdeyaosi。

yuyilinkantayiyan,meishuohua,qishenjiuzou。

yexinyileng,xiayishizhuiguoqu。

stuffyiweiliangrenyaochaojia,yexiangqishen,beixiaochanlanzhu:“meishimeishi,yejiekeyigaoding,dajiabuyonglitamen,jixukaihuijiuhao。”

stuffmeishuoshenme,qiaoqiaozhuozi,rangdajiajixu。

……

yexinzhuileliangcenglou,caizhuishangnanren。

yankantayaojindianti,tayigeshanshen,zuanjinqu。

yuyilinbeitaheleyitiao:“nifengleni,buzhidaoweixianma?”

zhidaoweixiannihaiguandianti?

yexinfuzhexigai,dachuanqi:“ni,nibieshengqile,tongxingzhijiandagezhaohubusuanshenmede。”

“sheishengqi?”yuyilinqixiaoleyixie,meimurengshijinning,“nibieyiweinijiaowoyishenglaogong,jiunengdangwolaopo。”

叶辛:“好的。”

yuyilin:“……”haihaode?

haodeshenmehaode?wokeshitangtangyhdezongcai,shenjiaguoyimanshouziyuan,woshuobushijiubushile,nizheigexiaopangniubuhuizhengquzhengqu?

yexinjiantadengyanjing,yiweitahaishengqi,weiqubabashuo:“wodouzheimetinghualenihaiyaowozenmeyanga,nizongbuhuixiangbiwoqianxieyi,luzhiqijianbuxukaojinba?wobuzhanrende,nimenhaomengongzigekanbushangwozheizhongyulequandagongzi,zheidianwoqingchu。nifangxin,wojueduibushiwaimianneixieyaoyan**,buhuizhengtianxiangzhe**huaishangbaobaoranhoumupingziguishangweide,wo,womeineigebenshi。”

shuowan,toutoumoleizhuangku。

庾奕林:“……”

还生气啊?

xingba,weilewubaiwan,huochuqule!

yexinyaoyaoya,sajiaosideyaonanrengebo:“bieqilema,yaobu,yaoburenjiaqingnichifan?yiqianqibu,shangbufengdingneizhong?”

diantimendingyisheng,dakai。

yexinparenkanjian,jimangsongshou,kuachuqu。

zouzhiqianhaibuwangchongdiantilidenanrenbishoushi:“wanshangwojinidadianhuaa,jidekaiji。”

yuyilinkanzheta,zhidaodiantiheshang,caichuimou,weibukejiandichechezuijiao。

是挺可爱的。

zheimekeai,bieqingwochifanle。

给我当老婆好不好?

小叶子。