yexinchuncuishijianqianyankai,baowanjiuhouhuile,tuidaoyibian,shanshandexiao:“yuzonghao。”
yuyilinnglesheng,daliangta。
zheinvrenshijingfenma?shangyimiaohaihanlaogong,xiayimiaoyouchengyuzongle。
yexinlianpihou,zidongguolvtadeyanshen,chaotashenhoumiao:“zheishinidexiuxishima?haoda,haohaohua。”
yigeyejingdianshi,yitaishafa,yizhangbolichaji,naerhaohuale?
yuyilinweiweidangzhumen,jugaolinxiakanta:“nilaiganmade。”
yexincuocuoshou,xipixiaolian:“birenbucai,lailu《weizhuanglaogong》。”
tadeshouroududude,busuanzhang,yebupiaoliang,zhijiajiandetutude,haowushishanggan。
庾奕林没握。
yexinyebuganga,zhigougoukanta。
zheimeimao,zheifengyan,zheigaosongdebaibiliang,zheibochun……bukuishixingzoudewubaiwan。
就他妈贵气!
“nikanshenme?”qianyizongcaibugaoxing。
yexinyanyankoushui:“ni,nizhangdekezhenhaokanya。”
yuyilinhenglesheng,buxie。
takanqilaibingburenshiziji,yexinxiangxiang,haishibiewenresoudeshile,wanyibushirenjiadeshoubi,qibushiganga?
stuffmangwan,guolaizheibian。
jianliangrenmianduimian,ledao:“nimenrenshi?zhenghao,neijiubuyongwojieshaole。”
yuyilincumei:“sheigentarenshi?”
stuffnaotou:“burenshima,zheijiushiyexina,yaoheninyiqilujiemude。”
yuyilinmeigaoerdu:“shei?”
yibuyiwai,ganbuganga?
yexinkesousheng,zaicishenchushou:“yuzongnihao,wojiaoyexin,shiyuehuachuanmeideyiren,hengaoxingrenshini,weilaidesishitianhaiqingduoduozhijiao。”
yuyilinmiyan,zongsuanrenzhendaliangta。
gezibudi,shencaiweipang,zhangxiangpianqizhixing,xiaoqilailiangxiaojiuwo……yiwaitingtiande。
yexinzhabazhabayan,xindoukuaitiaochulaile。
buhuiba,buhuiba,buhuizheijiuyaomataleba?
yankanduifangtaishou,tajimangbishangyan,xiaojiemaoshuashuashuadedou。
buyaoa,mawojiumawo,nibuyaodawoa,wozhidaowozhangderubuleninlaorenjiadeyan,keninyebuzhiyuchushoushangrenba?
zhenghusiluanxiang,youshoubeiyizhiganjingwennuandeshouwozhule。
……咦?
yexinxiaoxinyiyizhengkaiyan,buzhidaoshibushicuojue,qianyizongcaizuijiaojingyouleyisihudu:“nihao,xiaoyezi。”
yexinxiaoxinzangputengputengkuangtiao。
tajiaowoshenme?xiaoyezi?
tianna,bushiba,shiwotingcuolema,zheiqianyizongcaihaoxiangyemeichuanshuozhongneimekepaa。
xiawukaijubenhui,bagejiabinluxugandao。
sigesurenruzuo,sigeyirenchuleyexin,doushaoyouchidao。
yexinhesurendawanzhaohu,naodaiyizhiniuxiangmenwai,xiangjinjuliguanmoyixiananshenqianbei。
yuyilinkanzheta,muguangyufashenchen。
zheinvrenzenmehuishi,shanglaijiuhanlaogong,hanwanjiubuguanle。
xianzaiyouyanbabadengbieren?
taweiweizuozhi:“yexiaojie。”
叶辛茫然:“啊?”
yuyilin:“guanyuwo,niyoushenmexianglejiedema?”
这——话从何起啊?
yexinhaimeihuida,yigedaiyashemaodenanrentuimenjinlai。
yingdi!qinglongyingdihanmingji!
aaaaaa!!yingdibenrenhaoshuai!!!
yexinshunjianwangdiaowubaiwan,shuangyanmaoguangchongshangqu:“hanyingdininhao,woshinindedianyingfan,ninneige《wudao》zhendetaihaokanle,woshualesanbian!”
hanmingjixiaolexiao,dao:“xiexie。nideresouwokanle,henkeai。”
叶辛:“…………”
往事就不要再提。
zheiwulibuzhiwozigeershangleresou,duimianhaiyouyiwei,ninyaobuhetajiaoliujiaoliu?
shubuzhi,duimianneiweidelianzaoyiheiruguodi。
jiexialailiangweiyeshiruci,gangjinmenjiushoudaoletadereqingzhaodai,fangyinxingzineilian,yishanglainaolegehonglian,xiaoxianrouluchaoshuhaitingxihantazheigehanhandejinger,dadafangfangyongbaoyixia,wenroudejileyexinyigemotousha。
rulezuo,yexinliandouhongle,zhimaoreqi。
pianpianluchaoshuhailiaota:“nishiwodefensima,wodiyicijianzheimekeaidefensi,xiangduotaiyanghuayiyang,wennuanyoukeai。”
yexinhaimeishuohua,duimianchixiaoyisheng。
duishangyuyilinmanhannuhuodeyan,yexingedengyixia。
laile,laile,baofengyumashangjiuyaolaile!
tazuozaiyizishang,shuangshouwoquan,jinzhangdeyaosi。
yuyilinkantayiyan,meishuohua,qishenjiuzou。
yexinyileng,xiayishizhuiguoqu。
stuffyiweiliangrenyaochaojia,yexiangqishen,beixiaochanlanzhu:“meishimeishi,yejiekeyigaoding,dajiabuyonglitamen,jixukaihuijiuhao。”
stuffmeishuoshenme,qiaoqiaozhuozi,rangdajiajixu。
……
yexinzhuileliangcenglou,caizhuishangnanren。
yankantayaojindianti,tayigeshanshen,zuanjinqu。
yuyilinbeitaheleyitiao:“nifengleni,buzhidaoweixianma?”
zhidaoweixiannihaiguandianti?
yexinfuzhexigai,dachuanqi:“ni,nibieshengqile,tongxingzhijiandagezhaohubusuanshenmede。”
“sheishengqi?”yuyilinqixiaoleyixie,meimurengshijinning,“nibieyiweinijiaowoyishenglaogong,jiunengdangwolaopo。”
叶辛:“好的。”
yuyilin:“……”haihaode?
haodeshenmehaode?wokeshitangtangyhdezongcai,shenjiaguoyimanshouziyuan,woshuobushijiubushile,nizheigexiaopangniubuhuizhengquzhengqu?
yexinjiantadengyanjing,yiweitahaishengqi,weiqubabashuo:“wodouzheimetinghualenihaiyaowozenmeyanga,nizongbuhuixiangbiwoqianxieyi,luzhiqijianbuxukaojinba?wobuzhanrende,nimenhaomengongzigekanbushangwozheizhongyulequandagongzi,zheidianwoqingchu。nifangxin,wojueduibushiwaimianneixieyaoyan**,buhuizhengtianxiangzhe**huaishangbaobaoranhoumupingziguishangweide,wo,womeineigebenshi。”
shuowan,toutoumoleizhuangku。
庾奕林:“……”
还生气啊?
xingba,weilewubaiwan,huochuqule!
yexinyaoyaoya,sajiaosideyaonanrengebo:“bieqilema,yaobu,yaoburenjiaqingnichifan?yiqianqibu,shangbufengdingneizhong?”
diantimendingyisheng,dakai。
yexinparenkanjian,jimangsongshou,kuachuqu。
zouzhiqianhaibuwangchongdiantilidenanrenbishoushi:“wanshangwojinidadianhuaa,jidekaiji。”
yuyilinkanzheta,zhidaodiantiheshang,caichuimou,weibukejiandichechezuijiao。
是挺可爱的。
zheimekeai,bieqingwochifanle。
给我当老婆好不好?
小叶子。