yexinmeixiangdaobenzunhuichuxian，xinzangfangfoyaotiaochuxiongtang，zenmedoumaibudongjiao。
yuyilinxiaodao：“zenme，beixuanzhuanmenfengyinle，haishitouhuixiangshouzheizhongdaiyu，gaoxingshale？yaobuyaowoguoquqianni，ng？”
叶辛：“……”
yexin：aaaaanibuyaozheimeliaobowoa！zheidazaoqide，renjiashoubulehaobuhao！
tayizhanglianhongdeyaoming，douyaomaoyanle。
xiaochanburenzhishi，lvxiantuimenchuqu。
yexinyanyantumo，genzaitashenhou，liyuyilinyuejin，taxinzangtiaodeyuekuai，zoudaorenmianqian，zhenggerenyijingshutoule，xiangyizhidaxiami，reqiliaorao。
xiaochanlimaowenhao：“yuzongzao。”
yuyilinnglesheng，qidaidikanyexin。
叶辛：“？”
zheimekan**shaa？wofendimeituyun？buhuiba，yaobunaxiaojingzikanyixia？
xianglaixiangqu，yaoyaoya——suanle，haishixianshangchezaishuoba！
yuyilinkantadayanjingdiliudiliuzhuan，yebuzhidaotazaixiangshenme。
zhengyaokaikou，jiujianxiaonvrenchongtayiliezui，raoguota，maoyaowangchelizuan。
yuyilinheilianbatalinchulai：“woshikongqi？”
yexinweiqu：“gan，ganma。”
xiaochanbugankanhaoxi，momoliudaofujiashi，jierrentengdifang。
xiaochanyizou，yexinlimabianshenxiaobaitu，heiheipeixiao：“youhuahaoshuoma，shouxiansakaihaobu？”
yuyilintingshouyong，songkaita，tingtazenmeshuo。
yexinxianglexiang，waitou：“nishibushixiangtingwoshuoxiexie？”
yuyilin：“sheiyaotingnishuoxiexie？”
“那你想听什么。”
“zijixiang。xiangbumingbaibieshangche。”
yexindalaxialian：“nizenmezheiyanga，gangganghaihaohaode，yizhayanjiubianlianle。nishichuanjuwenhuajichengrenma？bianliandashiyanshidaiyanren？shuofanlianjiufanlian，nishishubenjingma？”
yuyilinqideyaoya，niezhutadelian：“zaishuo？”
yexinbeitaniechengjinyuzui，yanjingdengdedadade，yilianbufuqi。
liangrenyandengyanduishibantian，tasongshou：“nihewoshuozaoshanghao。”
叶辛：“？？？”
yexin：“nishengqishiyinweiwomeihenishuozaoshanghao？”
庾奕林认真点头。
好吧。
yexintingzhixiongfu，gonggongjingjingshenchushuangshou：“yuzong，zaoshanghao。”
yuyilin：“buyaowoshou，taiguanfang。”
yexinshouqishou：“yuzongzaoshanghao。”
yuyilin：“buyaochenghu。”
叶辛：“……”
叶辛：“早上好。”
yuyilin：“nidexiaoyixiaocaixing，nixiaoqilaihaokan。”
这什么绝世事儿精？
姐还不伺候了！
yexinbulita，fangebaiyan，toufayishuai，wanyaoshangche。
yuyilinweiweitaiqichunjiao——laopochaokeai，zenmekanzenmexihuan。
yexintouhuizuojiazhanglinken，zuodianhenruan，jianyiyaoxiangbingdai，huangyihuanghainengdanqilai。
tayoudianxihuan，yigerenzhanyipaizuowei，wandebuyilehu。
shipinyaoqing，yuyilinnachushouji，jianshienen，xiayishikanyexin。
yexinmomobataiqilaide**fanghuiqu：“zen，zenmele。”
yuyilinshiyitajixu，daishangerji。
mengbaozhengdaizheweizuichizaocan，kanjianbaba，kaixindedayanjingshuayixialiangle：“baba，shibaba！”
yumuciaidijixiaosunzicacazui，chenguaidao：“kanjianbaba，nainaidoubuyaole？kuaihezhoubabaobao，daihuifanliangle。”
enenpengzhefanwanjiazhuanghezhou：“babazaiganshenme。”
yuyilindakaihouzhishexiangtou：“zaicheshang，zhunbeiqugongzuo。”
pingmudunleliangmiao，shanchuyexin。
tazhengkantaiben，shentiqingyingdishangxiadandong，xiaoshengbeiliucheng，yagenmeizhuyizheibian。
enenkaixinhuaile，jidongdifangxiawan，lazheyumukan：“nainaikan，enenmamachuxianle！”
yumukandaoyexin，shouyiduosuo，shaozichadiandiaodishang：“alin，shi……shixinxinma？”
庾奕林嗯了声。
yichaneibaiganjiaoji，yumushuangshouyanmian，leizhushikongdewangxiadiao。
tayixianglizhi，henshaohuichuxianzheizhongqingkuang，mengbaobuzhidaonainaizenmele，pengzhuyumudelianqinqinta，rangtabieku：“nainaibuku，enenaini，babaaini，mamayehuiainide！”
yumucadiaolei：“nainaibuku，nainaijiushixintengnimama。”
yuyilinchenmoxia，wangxiangyexin：“nibuyongdanxin，wohuibaohuhaota。”
yexinxinkouyijin，ruowuqishidikanchuangwai。
yuyilinguoranyounvpengyou，shuoshenmebaohurenjia，jiushibuxiangduifangbeiwachulaipuguangbei。
suoyitaliaobota，shiweijiemuzaoshi，ranhoujizhongwangyouhuolipenta，bimianzhenggongshoushang？
shuodaodi，taa，buguoshigedangjianpaibale。
xinliyoudianfanteng，yexinshenhuxi，paipailiananweiziji：meishide，meishideyexin，beiliyongjiubeiliyong，bujiushiaiwangyoujijumama，luwanzheijiemuninengnadaowubaiwanni。
xiangdaowubaiwan，tadexinzongsuanpingfu。
dui，qianyizongcaidebudao，wubaiwandechuaijinyaobao。
老娘豁出去了！
yuyilinshuolejiju，guadianhua。
chezikaidaopianchang，xiaochanxialaikaimen。
yexintiaoxiache，meiguanyuyilin，baozhetaibenzhibenyuanchudejigeyiren：“hanyingdi，fanglaoshi，xiaoluqianbei——”
yuyilinmilexiayan，manmanxiaqu，butaiyukuai。
shangcikaihuitaheyuzongyiqianyihouchuqu，jigeyirendoutingxihan，jianlemian，fenfennayexinkaishuan。
hanyingdi：“xiaoye，sirenganqingchulidezenmeyang？wokanyujishuoniliangtanbengle，nizaidiantilikujijiqiufuhe，zhendejiade？”
yexinnanshoudebuxing，yaoyaotou，huishenghuisedizhuangku：“ai，renjiamingku，haohaotangehezuo，beigouziheichengneiyang！”
luchaoshupaipaitanaodai，barenyongjinhuailianwei：“haolehaole，buku，gegedongni。”
zheirenheyexinyoudianxiang，tianshengzilaishu。
yexinmeiketao，tuikaita，dao：“quququ，nicaiduodajiujiwodanggege？”
luchaoshubaoxiong：“wokendingbinida，wodou21le。”
yexinchadianxiaochusheng，paipaitanaodai，haoxiaodao：“renmingbadidi，jie25。”
luchaoshujingyadizhangdazui，kankanhanmingji，youkankanfangyin，chayidiwen：“ni25？meipianwo？”
yexinzhuangequan，“zenme，kanqilaibuxiangma。”
何止不像啊。
sangenanrenqishuashuayaotou。
yizhimeifahuadefangyinrenbuzhudao：“xiaoyeni，kanzhexiang20。”
yexinchongtazuogeyi，jiamojiashi：“fanglaoshimiuzanla，renjiazhen25，jiushizhangdebuxianlaoeryi。”
tashuowan，beizheiguzilianjingerdouxiao。
jigeqianbeijuedetayouqu，lianshangyedoudaizhexiao。
jiaoliulejiju，fuzegezudestuffguolaijieren，yexinhesangeqianbeihuihuishou，yiyisongzouren，caishengelanyao，genzheachenwangtaheyuyilindexinjiazou。
jiemuzuhendafang，jitaheyuzongbuzhidechangdi，shiyichuangdaiyongchidefushixiaoju，zheidongfangzihenpiaoliang，zhouweihuanjingyekeyi，chengpaidedayezonglvshu，kuankuandelumian，menqiancaopingcuilv，kanshangquyouzhongbiezhidemoluogefengqing。
yexinzhizaipaolongtaodeshihoujianguozheizhongfangzi，tajiheqingyanyongren，heqingzuojiwandeshafa，tazhinengzaiyipangzhanzhe，jinguanruci，fudaoyanhaishixiantahehuamianbuda，houqijianjizhijiebatakouchulehuamian。
stuffbatalingdaoxuanguan：“zheieryouxintuoxie，nixianhuan，ranhoushuxixiapaishehuanjing。”
hujididixiang，taweileyisheng，chuqutonghua。
yexincanguanwanyiquan，shangerlou，jinwoshi。
tuimen，kandaojiemuzupsdehunsha，tapuchixiaochusheng。
haimeilesanmiao，stuffjinghuangshicuodichuangjinlai：“xiaoye，chushile！zhiqianfuze《weizhuanglaogong》dedaoyanturanweixietaizhang，shuoniyaobuxiachetajiuzhijiecizhi；xianzaizhenggezudouzhale，womenzuzhangsihuolianxibushangren——zenmebanaxiaoye？！”