第1章
wojiaofengyetian,chushengyu1995nian,9yue28ri,renzhangdebushihenshuaiqi,danyejueduibunankan,shuyuzhongdengnaikanba。
qishiwoshixiangjizijiqumingfengyexiande,yinweineishihouwotebiexihuankanxiyouji,yetebiexihuansunwukong。
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ershiqushenmefengyexian?,
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qishi,zheishiyouyuanyinde。
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wodangshiyumen,yenongbuqingchushishenmeqingkuang,zenmezijiwuyuanwugujiuqulefendi?
suirannongbuqingchuyebumingbai,kebijingwoshigebandahaizi,xiangshiqingyebukenengrudarenbanmianmianjudao,henkuaiwojiubazheijianshiqingpaodaolenaohou。
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“zhuweixiangqinfulaomen,wofengyetiancongjingeqi,gaimingla!”
tingwoshuoyaogaiming,suoyoudexiaohuobanmen,douyongchijingdemuguangkanzhewo。
“xiaotianzia?nimobushishaleba?”
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“枫叶仙?”
yigexiaohuobanqiguaidekanzhewo。
“**dan,nigaibuhuishitingwulaotoudefeixiangushitingduole?naodaihuaileba?”
youyixiaohuobanjiaozhewodewaihao,xiaozheshuodao。
**danshiwodewaihao,qishiwohaiyougengduodewaihao,zhishizheigeshiwoxindede,guochengjiubushuole,dajianengxiangxiangdedao,haha。
“wulaotoudefeixiangushisuiranyouqu,dannanengbideshangsunhouzidanaotiangongya,wogaimingfengyexian,zhishixiangzhandianxianqi!nimenbiexiangduolea。”
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youxiaohuobanxiaozhedaqushuodao。
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“哈哈哈!”
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