第1章
“chennanxuan，niniangjiushixiajiuliudejiannvren，nizheizasuijiushi**nvshengdefeiwu！”
“nineijianniangsizaibengongzishouli，neishitadefuqi，nizheifeiwulajihaiganlaizhaowobaochou，jianzhizibuliangli，biezaizheierzhuangsi！”
chennanxuanbeinuchishengjingxing，youxiemangrandehuangusizhou，kandaoyipianguseguxiangdegongdianlouge，ertahunshenshishangdequansuozaibinglengdishang。
我尼玛！
这把**哪儿了？
zheitemehaishidiqiushangma？
yigujiyichongjinchennanxuannaohai。
tayizhentouteng，henkuaigaomingbaichuanyuele。
tabenshidiqiushangdeguwuzongshi，fuzebaohuguojiazhongyaolingdaoren。
zaiyicibaohuguojiayuanshoudexingdongzhong，yudaoxijibeizhasishenwang。
一睁眼！
chuanyuedaojiuzhoudaludayanwangchao。
chengweizhendongwangchendongshengdizhangzi。
kezheishentizhurenguodeliangoudouburu。
qindiebuai，houniangzenghen。
liangweitongfuyimuxiongdixiangtasi。
tatangtangdizhangzi，wangfudediyishizi。
juranzhinengyixiarenshenfenshenghuozaiwangfu。
“he！laotian，haizhenshitianbengkaijua！”
chennanxuanyaohuangqishen，wangxiangmianqianzhigaoqiangdeerdichenshimei，shuangyanshanguononglieshaqi。
“heng！nizheifeiwuguoranshizaizhuangsi。”
chenshimeizhigaoqiangzhizhechennanxuan：“jiupingnihaiganzhaowobaochou，yebusapaoniaozhaozhaozijiyishenfeiwuyangzi，nijianzhishizaizhaosi。”
“buguo，zhiyaoniguaiguaiguixia，jibenshaokeyiwangexiangtou，ranhoudangzhongdashenghanniniangyeshifeishidijianzhinv，nizijiyeshijianzhong。”
“bengongzikaixin，huoxujiuraonigouming。”
chennanxuankanxiangchenshimei，zheijiahuosuiranyouxiewanku，danshiyishenlilianghaishiburongxiaoqu。
tasuiranshigeguwuzongshi，danzheijushoushangshenticikenengfahuichuliliangyefeichangdeyouxian。
yaoxiangzhifuduifang，bixuyaochuqibuyi。
“haoa！neiniguolaiba，womanzuni！”
chennanxuanmianwubiaoqingdechuyanmihuoduifang。
zhiyouduifangfangsongjingti，tacainengqusheng。
“zheibujiuduile，shishiwuzheweijunjie！”
guoran，chenshimeideyiwangxingdefangsonglejingti，tamaizheliuqinburendebufazouguolai，zhigaoqiangdefukanchennanxuan，shengqilingrendeshuodao：“jibenshiziketouyidingyaoxiangliangcaixing。”
“我磕**头！”
kandaochenshimeilaidaojinqian，julizijifeichangjinle，chennanxuanfanan，shentimengzhuangguoqu。
“砰......”
“你......”
chenshimeimeixiangdaotaxianqianshouleneimezhongdeshang，juranhainengshizhanchurucipangdadeliqi。
yigebushen，tabeichennanxuanzhuangfanzaidi。
haimeidengtafanyingguolai，chennanxuanjiufanshenqizaitashenshang，haijiangtasisiyazaishenxia。
“nizheigefeiwukuaijiwogunkai！”
chenshimeinuhou，dayile，meiyoushan。
“niyikouyigefeiwulaji！”
“niyikouyigejiuliu**！”
“nizhendangwoshilouyilema？”
“**dehaiwoniangminglai！”
chennanxuanhuiwushuangquanzaxiaqu。
“啊......”
“wodelian......”
“wonongsini......”
chenshimeicanjiaolianlian，fengkuangdefankang。
talianhenkuaijiubeichennanxuandachengzhutou。
eryikouyachiyebeidafeilesiwuke。
“nongsiwo，haishinixianqusiba！”
chennanxuanxunsuyazhizhulechenshimei。
bingqiehaicongduifangyaojianduoxiapeijian。
“不！”
“不要！”
“不要杀我！”
“dage，wozhidaocuole，wobugaiqifunimenniangliang，gengbugaihaisidaniang，wozhendezhidaocuole，qiuqiunibawodanggepifangleba！”
chenshimeimanlianjingkong，shengsilijiekurao。
“大哥？”
“大娘？”
“求饶？”
“晚了！”
“死吧！”
chennanxuanshaqitengtengdebachulezhangjian。
“nizi，niyongjiankanbenwangerzishishi？”
zaizheishi，yidaolenghengshengnuchixiangqi。
chennanxuanyijing，taitouwangqu，jidaoshenyingzoulai，lingtouzhirenshigewushisuizhongniannanzi。
mianrongbunuziwei，zhendongwangchendongsheng。
“fuwang......nihuilaile......jiuwo......”
kandaochendongshenghuilai，chenshimeidaxi。
“woerbupa，benwangbuhuirangniyoushi。”
zhendongwanganweiwanchenshimei，lianseyinchendewangxiangchennanxuan：“haibufanglebenwangdeaizi？”
“zhendongwang，nirangwofangren，wojiuyidingyaofangletama，nizaiwomianqiannengsuanlaoji？”
chennanxuansisizuanzhezhanjian，henxiangkanxiaqumielechenshimei。
danshi，tazhidaozijizhenyaoshimielechenshimei，takendingyehuibeichendongshengmiele。
suiran，tachuanyueqianshiguwuzongshi，danshimianduiershinianqiandewuzhuangyuanzhendongwangchendongsheng。
tazhendaqilaiyehuimeiyousihaoshengsuan。
genghekuang，zhendongwangfulimiangaoshouruyun。
duifangshouzhonghaiwozheyizhiqiangdadejundui。
buyongzhendongwangchushou，tadounanyidikang。
“nizheinizi，benwanghaoxinbanimenniangliangjiedaowangfulixiangronghua，nibudanbuganen，haiduijiachanqitannian，shenzhihaixiangshahaiwoer。”
chendongshengmanliannurongzhizhechennanxuan：“wochendongshengzhongqingzhongyi，zenmeshengchunizheidengxinchangdaidu，nihaibuganjinbashoulidejianfangxia。”
“哈哈哈！”
“镇东王！”
“yaobuyaotingtingnizijizaishuoshenme？”
“nijiangwomenniangliangjiedaozhendongwangfu，haikoukoushengshengshuojiewoniangliangxiangfu，bujiushipawomenniangliangzaiwaibianchaichuannipaoqiqizidechouezuilian，bawomenniangliangjiehuilaifangzaiyanpizidixiadingzhe，nicaitashi，nizhenshibuyaobilian。”
chennanxuanhaobuyanshidezhizheduifangchaofeng。
“逆子！”
“你还敢骂本王？”
chendongshenglishenghechichennanxuan：“nixinxiongxiaai，jiduhechinierdicuyejiubale，daoxianzai，haibuzhihuigai，tairangwoshiwangle。”
“benwangzaishuoyibian，mashangfangleshimei。”
“fouze，jintianbenwangrangnitongbuyusheng。”
chendongshengdingzhechennanxuan，yuqihenqiangshi。
“heng！fangleta，nizuomeng，xiangrangwotongbuyusheng，bieshuodahua，lailailai，nixiandongwoshishi，kankanshiwoshoulijiangeduanchenshimeidehoulongkuai，haishinichushoujishawodesudukuai。”
chennanxuanlengxiaozhezhuaqichenshimei，jiangjianhengzaiduifanghoulongshang。
zhiyaochenshimeizaishou，jiusuanzhendongwangyebudebuxiandangsonggui。
takeshizhidao，zhendongwangchendongshengfeichangtengaichenshimeide，shizhenpengzaishoulimianpashuaile。
“chennanxuan，nixianbuyaochongdong，zhiyaonifanglewoershimei，benwangxiangnibaozhengjueduibushangni，niyaoxiangxinbenwangyixiangshuohuasuanshude。”
chendongshengyebuganshangqianbidetaijin，talianseningzhongdedingzhechennanxuanshoulidebabingzhanjian。
“哈哈哈！”
“你怎么怂了？”
“nizhendongwangyaoshishuohuasuanshu，womenniangliangqihuizaiwailiuluoershinian，guozhezhugoubururizi，nidexinyulianyituogoushidouburu。”
chennanxuanhaobuyanshiduitadechaofeng。