第一章 不思女色是病

beijinhuangdiyaojiajishezhengwang,suoyourendoujuedetamendehuangshangwanle。

xinhundangye,qunchenfenfenyaoyisimingjian,yifengfengzouzhebutingdiwangyushufangdi。

bayushufangdangzhidetaijianzhijiejileipaxia。

sanchaoyuanlaowanghuaianwangdarengengshiyinweizheijianshi,yitouzhuangsizaijinluandian,linsiqiandahansihouwuyanmianjianxiandi。

erzhengjianshiqingqiyin,yaocongbeijin23nian,xianhuangturanjiabeng,shihuangzijiweiyinianshuoqi。

yigefengherilizaoshang,shezhengwangzhouye,baiyishengxue,chuxianzaizhaohuadian。

rencaigangjinlai,gongnvtaijianwuyangyangguileyidi,fenfenxingdali:“nucaicanjianshezhengwang,shezhengwangqiansuiqiansuiqianqiansui。”

zhengzaishuijuedebeijinxiaohuangdi,beiwuzhongxiangliangdeshengyinchaoxing,roulerouyanjing,shiwangdefaxianzijirengzaibushuyuzijideshijie。

是的,不错。

taxiaoranjiushichuanyuedajunzhongdeqizhongyiyuan,zhibuguotazheichuanyueyoudianguoyuyoudai,yilaijiushiwanrenzhishangdehuangdi。

ke,beicuideshitazheigehuangdishinvbannanzhuang。

zaizheigeyanzhongzhongnanqingnvdeshehui,keyishuoshigebudingshizhadan。

zheijushentizhiyou15sui,shangmianyousigechengrendegege,15suiyiqiandouzhuzailenggong,zhidaoyinianqian,tadesigegegeweilehuangweisibaijushang,simingguixi。

tacaibeishezhengwangconglenggonglaochulai,ganyazishangjiatuishanghuangwei。

danyouyuxiaoshihouzailenggongkanjinlerenxingheiandeyimian,xinggeyoudianniuqu。

caidengjibudaoyinian,jiuzaichaotangshanghuijianzhanshaleyimingjiaochendarendedachen,shenbiandegongnvtaijiangengshijingchangcanzaotadushou。

搞的那是怨声载道。

suoyizuoweiyimingqiushengyizhiwanqiangde21shijixinnvxing,youzheyuanzhutongmingtongxingdexiaoran,haishijuedingzunshouconglinfaze——xianghuomingxianbaogehaodatui。

shezhengwangzhouye,nianjin25suijiuzhangonghehe,shixianhuangdexinfu,cengduixianhuangfaguoshi,zheiyishengshisixiaozhongbeijin。

shoulihaichengwozhebeijindebaiwanxiongshi,haiyoutianxiadiyiqingbaozuzhi‘anye’。

gefangmiandoushifenfuhedatuidezuigaobiaozhun。

zheigedatuiruobaowenle,tazenmeyenengzheizaigeshijiegoudaotahui21shijideneitian。

sijizhici,talianshangduijichuchanmeidexiao,barenfuzaitagangzuoguoderuantashang,jiuchasizhihabadegousizaitamianqianyaotoubaiwei,zhuangkeaiqiubaobao。

“shezhengwanglaile,kuaikuaiqingzuo。”

tadandandesaoletayiyan,congxiukoutaochuliangbenxiaocezidijita,“youkongduokankan,duiniyouhaochu。”

zuijintagentatiguoliangzui,shuozijixiangkanminjiandehuabendafashijian。

“youlaoshezhengwangle。”taganjidichongtaxiaolexiao。

danxiayimiaoxiaorongjiujiangzailelianshang,limianbingbushizijiqidaideneirong,ershihuagongjingzhandemeirentu,shangmianxieshanglemeirendechushengbeijing,tezhangzhileide。

“zheibenyinggaishihuabenba?”tatanxiyisheng,zaicimanhuaiqidaidedakailingyiben,kecaigangdakailiansedunshijiubianle:“huangtang,shezhengwangzenmejizhenkanzheizhongbujiankangdeshu?xiangbudaopingshikanzhefenghuajuedai,bugouyanxiaodeshezhengwang,juransixiangzheimewo……buchunjie!”

jianduifangliansesiyoubinglengdequshi,yishidaozijiyongcibudang,tayoulijigaikou。

duidatuitaidubunengtaielie,wanyirenjiaburangbaojiubuhaole。

“shiseshirenzhibenxing,huangshanghechuciyan?”datuiyibenzhengjingdeshuojiao,shuowanhaiyilianyansudekanzheta。

tayouxiekuxiaobude,“bu……bushizheizhongfuqijiandeshi,zenmeshuoyeshifuqijianguanqimenlaitaolun,zenme……”

“huangshangjinnian15,querengweijingrenshi,zheifangzaixunchangrenjiayebuchangjian,chenziranshiyaoduoguanxinyixie。”

“15haiweichengnian,zheimezaojiukaihunyingxiangfayu,zheibushicuicanxiaoyoumiaoma?”

“huangshangzisiguanxizhejiangshansheji,huangshangzhijindengjiyekuaiyinianle,queyizhiqingxinguayu,ruohuangshanghaizheimeyiweidepaichinannvzhishi,chenbudebuhuaiyihuangshangzaizheifangmianyouyinji。”

tashuohuajianjianqiledishangdechungongtu,xixifanyue,lianshangpingjingdejiuxiangmeiyouqiqingliuyudeguaiwu。

taqihuhudedengtayiyan,xindao,tabushiyouyinji,tashiyagenjiubuxinghaoba?

nvrennenggennvrenshenghaizima?

这不是开国际玩笑?

“xingle,zheishibuyaozaishuole。”tayazhuxinzhongnuqi,budasuanzaijixuzheigehuati,zhuanshenchaoshuanchuzouqu,suishounaqiyibentapiguodezouzhe,kezheiyikanshunjianximiedehuoyanyouranshaoleqilai,“zheixielaodongxidouxiandemeishiganleshibushi?juranlianzouzheshangyexiezheizhongdongxi?shuowobusinvse,nandaobusinvsehaishizuibucheng?”

“huangshangbusinvse,duifangzhongmishuguoyupaichi,zheibushizui,shibing。”takanzhetadetaohuayanlidaizheyisidanyou:“chenranglitaiyilaijihuangshangkankan……”

太医?

taiyiyilai,yibamaitabushijiuyaochuanbanglema?