第1章 麻蛋,还得交论文!

qiangshengxiangbaodouyiyangzhaxiang,mijidiqiaodazaicanpodeyantishang。

yanchenmiman,hunhezhecibidexiaoyanweihenitudexingqi。

“队长!”

zhanghandeshengyindaizhejicudechuanxi,tongguozhanshuerjichuandaoqinhaoerzhong。

“我们被压制了!”

“gouniangyangdeguyongbing,huolitaimeng!”

“heibaozhongduishanglesangedixiong,kuaidingbuzhule!”

zhanghandeshengyinlichongmanlejiaozaohebiequ。

tamenderenwushihuishoubianjingxianshangyigezhuiluode“teshuwupin”,quemeixiangdaozaoyulezhuangbeijingliangdeguyongbingfuji。

duifangxianranyeshichongzheneidongxilaide。

zhanghanmolebalianshangdehanshuiheqiangyouhunhewu,kanzheshenbianneigenianqingdeguofendeduizhang。

秦豪。

sannianqian,zheijiahuoxianggemiyiyangkongjiangdao“heibao”tezhongzhongdui。

那时候,没人服气。

yigemaotouxiaozi,jushuohaishigezaidudaxuesheng?pingshenmezhihuitamenzheiqunzaiqianglindanyulimopagundachulaidelaobing?

dansannianguoqu,wushucichushengrusi,yicicihuaxianweiyi……

zhanghanxianzaiduiqinhao,zhiyouyigezi:fu!

妈的,心服口服!

zheixiaozi,jueduibushibiaomiankanshangquneimejiandan!taneidiaoerlangdangdewaibiaoxia,zangzheyitoumengshou!

jiuzaizheiqiangshengmiji、weizaidanxideshike——

嗡嗡……

qinhaokoudailidetezhijunyongtongxunqi,buheshiyidizhendongleqilai。

tazhoulezhoumei,taochulaiyikan。

pingmushangheranxianshizheyitiaolaizidaxuedaoshideduanxin。

【wangdao】:qinhao,nidebiyelunwenchugaoxiazhoubixujiaole!zaibujiaodengzheyanbiba!wuweiyanzhibuyuye!

qinhaozuijiaorenbuzhuchoulechou。

“wokao,laowangtouzheiduominglianhuancall,bitaniangdezidanhaizhunshi。”

taxiaoshengdiguleyiju,yuqilimanshiwunaidetucao。

jinjiezhe,youyitiaoxinxidanlechulai,shitongbantongxue。

【shadiaowangyou】:haoge,wanshangkaiheia?wuqueyi,sulai!nirenyoupaonalangqule?

秦豪翻了个白眼。

浪?

laozizaibianjingxianshanggenrenhuopinni!haikaihei,kainigetoua!

zheijinzhangdezhanchangfenwei,hetashoujiliqingsongrichangdewenxun,xingchengleyizhongjiqihuangdandeduibi。

【di!jiancedaosuzhuchuyujiduweixiandanrengxinxixueyedeteshuzhuangtai,jifayinzangcaidanrenwu:xuebadezhanchang!】

【renwushuoming:zaibuyingxiangbiyelunwenjindudeqingkuangxia,jiejuedangqianweiji。】

【renwujiangli:suijijinengdian+1,‘yixineryong’linshibuff(chixu1xiaoshi),xianjin5000yuan。】

zhiyouqinhaonengkandaodedanlansexitongmianban,zaitayanqianyishanerguo。

“hei,haiyouzheihaoshi?”

qinhaoyanjingyiliang,gangcaineidianbeilunwencuizhaideyumenshunjianyanxiaoyunsan。

tashouqitongxunqi,yanshendouranbianderuiliruying。

“laozhang,nidebaobeijujiwoyongyong。”qinhaopailepaizhanghandejianbang,yuqiqingsong。

zhanghanyileng,meiduowen,likejiangbeishangneibajingguojingxingaizhuang、weilijudadezhongxingjujibuqiangdileguoqu。

zheibaqiang,shitademinggenzi。

“队长,你要……”

“nidaijigeren,congzuoyiyanggong,dongjinggaodadian,batamendejujishoujiwodiaochulai。”qinhaoyibianjianchaqiangxie,yibiankuaisuxialing,yuqiburongzhiyi,queyoudaizhedianwanshibugongdediaodiao,“woquyoubiangaodi,songtayifenkuaidi,baoyou。”

zhanghankanzheqinhaolianshangneishuxide、daizhedianpiqidexiaorong,xinlimomingdiandingxialai。

“明白!”

tahouleyisheng,zhaohushenbianlianggeduiyuan:“genwolai!huoliyanhu!”

“哒哒哒哒!”

zhanghandaizherenchongchuyanti,chaozhezuocemengliesheji,guyibaoluleyixieshenwei。

“咻——!”

jihujiuzaitongshi,yikejujizidandaizhejianxiao,cazhezhanghandegangkuibianyuanfeiguo,henhenqianjintashenhoudetuqiangli!

suishihenituzhakai,jianlezhanghanyishen!

“wocao!hangexiaoxin!”pangbiandeduiyuansunyehedehunfeiposan,yibajiangzhanghanzhuaihuiyanti。

“made!neigouridejujishou!taiyinle!”lingyigewaihao“datou”deduiyuanliansefabai,pokoudama。

“lianweizhidousuodingbule,huoliyoubeiyazhi,zheicirenwupashizhendeyaozale!”sunyedeshengyindaizhejuewang,“zhentaniangdebiequ!”

zhenggexiaoduideshiqishunjiandieluogudi。

就在这时——

“doubiehaole,zhunbeijieshoukuaidi,ranhoufanji。”

qinhaoneidaizhedianlanyangyang,queyouwubiqingxideshengyin,tongguomeigerendezhanshuerjichuanlai。

pingjingde,fangfogangcaineijingxiandejujiyazhi,zhishiyichangwuliaodecaipai。

tingdaozheishengyin,zhanghan、sunye、datoudengren,jihushitongshisongleyidakouqi。

是队长!

他们的主心骨!

“made,wangleduizhangzaini!”datouyipainaodai。

“jiushi!duizhangchushou,haiyougaobudingde?”sunyeyelailejingshen。

duiyuanmennaohaili,buyouzizhudifuxianchuguanyuqinhaodezhongzhongchuanshuo。

sannianqian,shenmikongjiang,lvliyipiankongbai,quezaidiyicirenwuzhongjiuzhanxianchufeirendezhandouzhijueheqiangfa。

zhihou,gezhongsjiweixianrenwu,gezhongjuejingfansha,fangfojiachangbianfan。

tashijunquwushucibiaozhangdezhandouyingxiong,beiyuwei“heibaozhiliaoya”,“zhanchanggulang”。

yourensixiachuanyan,tashijianguoyilaizuinianqingde……(houmiandecitaimingan,bugangongkaishuo)

zongzhi,zheishiyigenengbabukenengbianweikenengdenanren!

yigezhenzhengdechuanqibingwang!

jinguan……taxianzaihaideweidaxuebiyelunwenfachou。

danzheiyike,heibaozhongduisuoyouxingcunduiyuandexiwang,doulaolaojituozailetamenzheiwei“daxuesheng”duizhangshenshang!

tamenshuqierduo,wojinwuqi,dengdaizheneijuedingmingyundeqiangxiang,yijifanjidehaojiao!