“doufu——mo！rehude——gangchuguo~！”
qingchendedoufutiaoziyijingkaishizaigegecunluotuozhezhangzhangdeweiyinjiaomai。
wuyuedetian，zhengshinongmangdeshihou。
yushucundecunminzaoqikaishizuozaofanzhunbeixiadilaozuo。
cunlidexiansanlaohanmensanwuzhadui，xianhuajiachang。
“doufu，maidoufude！”
youfurenjiaozhudoufutiaozhe，“ai，doufu，laiyikuaidoufu，zailailianggemo。”
“好嘞~”
doufutiaozixiaozhexiangfurenzoulai。
cishi，linjiadedamenzhengkaizhe，linjialaonainaifuzheguaizhangzhanzaimenqiankanzijideerzilinmohedasunzilinyanwendushu，ersunzilinyanwuyishoutuozheyikuaishitou，toushanghaidingzheyikuaishitouzhamabu。
neidengzhemaidoufudefurenhexianliaodejimingxianhanzijianciqingjing，douyaotoudiaoxiao。
“zheiyijiaren，yebuzhidaotugesha？”
“kanjianlema？tiantiandu，nianniankao，dilidehuodoudiujihuaizheyundeerxifuheyanqiuyatougan。”
“yanqiuyatoucailiusui，shanggeyuezaidilishuaile，chadianmeixingguolai，tingshuoshizhongshule，zaixingguolaideshihou，zhenggerendoumeiyiqianhuopole！”
“linjiadasunzijinnianshiersuileba？gaikaotongshengleba？”
“duia，takaotongsheng，tadiezheigetongshengyedangleshinianle，nianniankao，niannianluobang。”
“baiwuyiyongshishushenga，haiburuhaohaogandianhuoshizai。”
“sheishuobushini，zheilaolinshiweileerzihesunzidekejuzhilu，keshikuleyanqiunianghelinyanqiuxiaoyatoue！”
“kanneigexiaosunzi，shuoshilianhaolejibengong，yihouyaokaowuzhuangyuanni！”
zaiyushucun，linjiayizhidoushidajiafanhouchayuhoudeliaotianduixiang。
yinweitajialaolinshidezhizhe，rangerziliankaoleshinian，queyijiuzhishitongsheng，xianzaidasunziyoutashanglezheitiaolu，daozhijialirubufuchu，qiongkunliaodao。
“guzhichengwuxi，buxizejiu，jiuzezheng，zhengzeyouyuan，youyuanzebohou，bohouzegaoming。bohousuoyizaiwuye，gaomingsuoyifuwuye，youjiusuoyichengwuye。bohoupeidi……peidi……”
linyanqiudefuqinlinmo，huailibaozhe《zhongyong》，ditoutoutoumiaoyiyanshuji。
linnainaishoulidedeyijiezhutiaokuaizhunhendeyixiaqiaozailetade**shang。
“哎呦！”
linmoyishoupengzheshu，yishouwuzhe**tiaojiao，“niang，wozuoyebeihuilede，moda，moda。”
linyanqiucishishoulipengzhegangzaijilonglijiandelianggejidanwangchufangqu。
luguoaidadefuqinshenbian，shaoshaotaiyanyikan，bianzhuanshenkuaizouleliangbu。
kanzhejiushibuxiangzaibeitadielianleiledeyangzi。
linmotanxi：zheixiaomianaoyoudianloufenga！
“nai，waimianhaiyourenkanzheni，woxianquguanmen。”
linyanqiukuaibudaolinnainaimianqian，jiangjidansaijinlinnainaishouli，linnainaipashuailezheilianggejinguidejidan，zhinengtingzhulezhunbeizaitaishoudedongzuo。
linyanqiujingzhizouqumenbian，dengleyiyanmenkouneixiezhangwangzhehaixiangqiaozijiarenaoderen。
menwaiderenkanrenaobeizhuaxianxing，yebuzaiyi，fanerxixihahadedaqulinyanqiu。
“yanqiua，ninaiyoudanidiele，rangnidiebiedushulebei。”
“jiushia，rangtagenzheniniangquxiadiba，zhengzheixiemeiyongdedongxigansha？youbunengdangfanchi。”
furenyishoutuozhedoufu，yishouniezhemo，duizhelinyanqiuxianbai：“kankan，zheicaishizuishizaide，dushunengdulaizheixiema？”
linyanqiubingbulihuitamen，zhishenkaishuangbei，jiangyizuoyiyoudeliangshandamenyihe，jiangneixierenguanzaimenwai。
zhuanguoshenqu，kanzheqiongdezhishengsimianqiangdejia，huaiyunyijingliugeyuehaizaichufangmangliudeniang，yijizhinengpengqishubensiduyingbeidediehedage，xiangxiwuquezhihuizhamabudeerge。
haiyou——nianjinliusuideta！！
“哎~”
linyanqiuxiaodarenyibandetanqi：zijilaidaozheiliyijingyigeduoyueleya。
没错，她穿越了。
yinweinainaide“wangzichenglong”，jialidehuodouluozaileyuanzhutaniangxiaohongmeideshenshang。
kexiaohongmeiyeyijingyouleshenyun，xiaoxiaodelinyanqiujiudongshidebangniangqudiliganhuo，tiantaire，zhongshuhundaole，zaizhihou，linyanqiuxingle，suishuohaishilinyanqiu，kexinziyijingbushicengjingdeneigelinyanqiule。
shangbeizi，tashigueryuanzhangdadegunv，yinweishouguotaiduoshenghuodeku，suoyi，tapinjinquanlikaole**moujiangyanyidaxue。
tadaxuejiuduqijian，jianxiuleduozhongxueke，keweishiquannengxingcainv。
bierenzaidaxuedoumangzhezuorenleipeiduishiyanzhiyuanzhe，tashimeitianmangzhegekedushujiheshiyan。
meichengxiang，tahaoburongyiaoguojiannandexueyeqi，zhunbeidaganyichangdeshihou，yiwaigale。
zaizhengyan，linyanqiujiuchuanyuedaoledazhouchao，yigezailishizhongbucunzaidewangchao。
haozaizheiliyijiududeshisishuwujing，yishizhuxingyetong**lishishuzhongjizaidegudaiwuer。
chuanyuehou，tarongheleliusuiyutatongmingnvhaidejiyi，yinweizhidaozijishenchushenmehuanjing，zheicaimeiyoubeipangrenfaxiankeyizhichu。
taxiangzhe，wanyizijituranxingqingdabian，huozhejiyubaituomuqianpinqiongdekunjing，gaochugebushuyuzheigeshidaidedongxi，zhaoreletaiduoyanqiudeguanzhu，rangbierenzhidaolezijishihunchuanzhe，neihaibubatabangqilaidangtiandengjidianle！
zhishitayebuyuanzhengrizaikenzhewowotoudeshihou，haixueyuanzhuneizhongguoyuhuopodexingzi，yushi，taduijiazhongzhirenjiuxiandelengmolexuduo。
jiazhongsuoyouderendouzhiyiweishitaneirizhongshushoulezui，suoyixinggecaiyoucibianhua，bianbuxutazaixiadizuohuo，zhirangtazaijiazhongzuoxieweijixiwandengsuosuihuoji。
ai，tadouxiangwenwenxiaoshuodeneixiechuanyuezhemen，zijizheishidezuilenalushenxian，zenmerangtachuanyuedaolerucipinqiongdejiazhong？
maizheyijiuxufudejiaobu，tazhongxinjieguolaotaitaishoulidejidan，zaitongshikanyiyandaizheganjiyanshendelinfu。
“nai，woquchufangbangniangzuozaofan。”
linyanqiupengzhejidanqulechufang。
xiaohongmeijieguojidan，jiangjidancunzaizaotaibianshangdetanzili，zheixiejidankeshiyaodengdaodajideshihounaqumailetiebujiayongde，keshebuderangjialirensuibianzaole。
“yanqiu，bahuoshaowangxie，mashangjiukeyichifanle。”
gaoliangmianzuodewowotou，peishangzijiazhongdexiaobaicai，yiwankeyikanjianwandideqingzhou，bianshizheiyitiandezaofan。
yuanzilidediezailaotaitaidezhutiaoxiazhongyubeichulexiabanduan，zheicaiqujingleshouzhunbeichifan。
dagelinyanwenjinrideshudaoshibeidetingshunchang，zaozaobianheleshuben，zheihuieryijingjiangyuanzidasaoganjingle，qujingshoushi，luguomantoudahandeergelinyanwushenbian，bangtaquxialetoushangdeshitoushuodao：“haole，quchifanle。”
linyanwudiuleshoushangdeshitou，qingqing“e”leyisheng，taishouzuohuishoudongzuo，ranhoushenshendehuchuyikouqi，zheicaigenzhedageyiqiqujingshou。
linyanqiuzeshikanzhezhuozishangneigenyijingaoguonduobiandedagutoufadai。
re，neiyirenyiwandeqingzhoujiushiyongtatianguo“youshui”de。
huashuo，hutufudeneishouyitichulaidedabanggu，goukanleliuleibushuo，cangyingzhanshangqudoudahua，kezheigejiaqueshijiangtabaobeisideaoleyibianyouyibian。
穷啊！
实在是太穷了！
xiangzhezijidemanshenxueshi，quebeikunzairujinzheijuliusuixiaonvhaitinei，taweiweizhoumei。
bunengzheiyanghunrizile，zongyaoxiangbanfagaibianmuqiandekunjing。
zijizheiyishendexueshijiushizijizaizheigeshijiedediqi！
erta，yidingkeyizaizheigeshijiehunchugerenyang！