第1章看上你叔也不会看上你

“《xintiaogudao》shoubodangriyutufazhuangkuang,xinjinxiaohuazhoufuyiwailuoshuihunmi,xianyijinjisongwangyiyuanqiangjiu。”

xiawuliangdian,yureyijiudeshoudangmingxinghuangdaolianaizongyizhibo《xintiaogudao》zaikaibojifenzhongzhihou,bianjinjitingbo,shunjianchongshangleweiboresou。

resouxiamian,zhiyishengyipian。

【yiwailuoshuihunmi?wokanzhoufujiushixiangchaozuo!】

【jiushi!jingtouliqingqingchuchu,chengshaoyagenjiumeipengdaota,tazijiguyiluoshui,bujiushixiangpengcirenjiachengshao!】

【jiranhunmilejiuganjintuichujiemuba!wohaidengzhekanchengshaogenwojiamomotiantiandelianaigushi,kanzhoufuneizhanglian,geying!】

【hennanbuzhichi!xinjibiaogunchuyulequan!】

wangshang,mashengyipian,zhongrentucaozhezhoufudeyiwushichu、guanzhuzhezongyinengfouzhengchangbochu、danxinzhezijiabenmingderedu,zhiyuneigeluoshuirendeshengminganquan,wurenguanzhu。

vipbingfangli,junlangdenanrentuimenerru,kanzhebingchuangshangneizhangcangbaidelian,mianwubiaoqing:“yishengzenmeshuo?”

shenhoudezongzhuganmanghuida:“yishengshuozhouxiaojiezhishiluoshuishoudaojinghe,shentibingwudaai,bujiuhoubianhuixinglai。”

“程枫呢?”

“fengshaoye……”zongzhuyouxieweinan,“fengshaoyehaizaidaoshangdengdailuzhijiemu。”

“weihunqiluoleshui,tadaohaoyisijixulujiemu?”nanrenmouzichenlechen:“rangtalaigenzhouxiaojiedaoqian,yaoburanneigepojiemuyebiexiangbochule。”

总助一凛:“是!”

bingchuangshang,nvrenmeitouweizhou,yanjiemaozhadong。

zongzhuyanjian:“chengzong,zhouxiaojiehaoxiangyaoxingle!”

nanrensaoleyiyan,meiyoutingliu:“zouba。”

yutaeryan,zhoufubingmeiyouduozhongyao,ganlaikanwang,yezhishichuyuliangjiadejiaoqing。

dengzhoufuchilizhengkaiyanjingshi,kandaodejiushinanrenliqudebeiying。

这是哪儿?

tabushi……zaiqinglisangshishi,beiduiyoubeicitongchuanxinzangsileme?

shentihedanaoshuangzhongpibei,zhoufubishangyan,zhongxinxianruheian。

tazuolehenzhangdemeng,menglitacongjidideerbashouchuandaolemoshiqiantongmingmingxingzhoufushenshang。

zheigezhoufushengqianzhongzhongrutongzoumadengbanshanguo,guangguailuli,haiweiwanquanxiaohua,erbianjiaoshengyouyuanjijin,chaoderentouteng。

“xingxing!nizhuangshenmezhuang!”

“wojinggaoni,bieyiweinizhuangkelianwojiuhuilianxini!nizheiyangzhihuirangwogengtaoyan!”

“biezhuangsile,kuaijilaoziqilai!”

shengyinyufabunai,ercedaizheweiruodefeng。

zhoufumengdizhengkaiyanjing,kouzhunanrentuiguolaideshouzhangyongliyiniu,shuangyanzhongjinshilengyi。

“啊——”

yishengcanjiaochongpoyunxiao,nanrenzhengzhangliandouzhouchengyituan:“fangfangfang、nifangshou!”

zheishigekanqilaiershisuizuoyoudenanren,youbaiyoushou,jiaobuxufu,shouwanxianxi,hunshenkanshangqujiumeiyoujiliangrou。

naohaizhongzidongduiyingchuzheigerendemingzi——chengfeng,tadeweihunfu。

周芙微愣。

yuanlaigangcainaohaizhongshanguodehuamian,bushimeng?

erpang,chengfengyijiuzaitongkuaihao。

zhoufuxianqidezhouzhoumei,zheiyangshouruode,tayiquanjiunengdafei。

xiangzuotaweihunfu……tayepei?!

tasongshou,zhuaguochuangdanzixicashishouzhi,fangfogangcaichupengdaodeshishenmezangdongxi。

chengfengbengchuliangmiyuan,roulerouzijifahongdeshouwan,zhoumeikanxiangzhoufu:“nifengle!”

zhoufukanshazibanpieleyiyan,budali。

zaijiyizhong,yuanzhuhenxihuanzheigeweihunfu,shenzhixihuandaoweiletajinruyulequan,chuanyidabanyedouanzhaotadexihaolai。

kechengfengquezhixihuanzhoumomo,yejiushiyuanzhudetangjie。shenzhiliyongchengjiadeshili,touzilezheidanghuangdaolianzongjiemu,yaoqingjiabinzhoumomoheta,weidejiushizhizaodanduxiangchudejihui。

yinci,zheidangzongyihaiweibochuqian,bianbeirenxicheng“chengshaozhuiqi”zongyi。

yuanzhudangranqibuguo,jialeqian,bazijisailejinlai。

zailuzhidiyitian,haiweididadaoshangshizhaochengfengduizhi,jieguobeichengfengshuaikai,bushendieluozaihaili。

zhoufubumingbaiyuanzhuyigeshenxinjianquandechengnianren,weishenmehuijiangrenshengsuoyoudeyiyidoufangzaizhuinanrenzheijianshiqingshang。

gengbumingbaiyuanzhuweishenmehuikanshangzheimegenanren。

jiaoqiwunao,qingqingniexiashouwandounengtongdedajiao,zaimoshiligujihuobuguoliangtian!

tayanshenzhongdeyisiguoyumingxian,chengfengjuedezijishoudaolewuru:“wei,nizheiyanshenshenmeyisi!”

zhoufuchixiaoyisheng:“feiwu!”

“shenme?ninaozijinshuileba?”

chengfengjinge,jiezhexiangqilingyizhongkeneng,xiaoleqilai。

“woshuozhoufu,nibuhuishijuedezhiqiandeluxingbutong,xianzaiyouhuanlezhongfenggexiangxiyinwodezhuyiba?”

“wojinggaoni,womendehunyuewochizaohuirangtazuofei!woxihuandeshimomo,zheibeizidoubukenengquni,nisilezheitiaoxinba!”

“haiyou,bieyiweiniluoshuilewoguolaikannijiushiguanxinni,yaobushiwoxiaoshubiwolai,bieshuoniluoshui,nijiusuanshisizaiwomianqian,wodoubuhuikanniyiyan!”

小叔?

zhoufuzhoumei,naohaizhongturanshanguodiyicixinglaishijiandaodeneigebeiying——chengye,chengfengdeshushu,yeshichengjiaxianzaideshijidangquanzhe。

jinyigebeiyingyenengkanchuxizhuangzhixiadelilianggan,kanqilaibuzhidaoyaobizheigezhizishunyanduoshaobei。

chengfengyijiuzaifanghenhua:“wogaosuni,niyaoshishixiang,chenzaoxianzaijiutuichujiemu,yihoubiejiuchanwo,zheiyangzanmenhainengbuchedisipolian!”

zhoufuhuiyibeidaduan,pietayiyan:“ni,youbeiaiwangxiangzheng?”

chengfengyileng:“shenme?”

“meitingdong?”zhoufu:“neiwojiushuodezhibaixie——”

yucitongshi,yiduirenmadaizhezhiboshebeizoudaolebingfangmenkou。

luchulaideshi《xintiaogudao》daoyanlvedaiqianyidelian:“baoqianzhibojiandegewei,benciyouyudaoyanzudeshuhuheanquangongzuobudaowei,daozhijiemujiabinzhoufuyiwailuoshui,rujinlingyiweijiabinchengfengyijingganlaikanwang,womenjiexialaijiangquanchengzhibolianggerendexiangchuzhuangtai,yesuanshiduiguanzhuwomenjiemudegeweiguanzhongzuogejiaodai。”

huayinluoxia,zhibojianbeidanmushuaping。

【shenme!?chengshaojuranlaikanzhoufule?tapeime!】

【chengshaoshican,youbeixinjibiaopengcidaole!】

【zanjiushishuo,xinjibiaonengbunengfangguochengshaoa?yitiantiande,zheimehuiyanyebujianpaidejuliyanjiduohao!】

【bingfanglishenmeyangbuyongkanyenengcaidao,xinjibiaokendinggezhongjiuchanwochengshao,kulechengshao,jiusuanshizaibuxihuan,yehuiweileshenshifengdurenzhu。】

zaiyipianweichengfengdapobupingdedanmuzhong,daoyantuikailemen。

qinglengdenvshengzhidiyousheng:“woshuo,yinyanglaqiangtou,zhongkanbuzhongyong,wojiusuankanshangnishu,yejuebukenengkanshangni!”