wo，suhan，futizhongshengle？！
suhanxishoulenaohaidejiyi，moranzhengkaishuangyan，zhijueerbianyouxiecaoza。budengtanongqingchucikedechujing，erbianturanxiangqiyishenglenghe。
“suhan，woqiewenni，zuoweiwosujiazidi，weilesujiazhangjiuliyi，wogenzhongzhanglaodouxiangrangniquxiaojiaerxiaojieweiqi，niyuanyihaishibuyuan？”
zheihuasuishiwenxun，danshengyinzhongdaizheburongzhiyi。
weilejiazuliyiqusujiaerxiaojie？
zheigewentizhishizaisuhandenaohaizhongzhuanleyiquan，suijijiubeipaochunaowai。
kaiwanxiao，zuoweiyijinghuolejinyiniannianzhijiu，zuozhenshengyu，zhizhangtianxiadeyaolonggudi，qiebushuozaiqianshendejiyizhongtazhidaosujiaerxiaojieshiwenmingquanyuanshanxiandechoubaguai，jiusuanshimaomeidetianxian，yepeijitasuhanzuoqi？
youqicikezijihaishibeiqiangpode！
budengsuhanhuida，suyunchenjixukaikoudao：“qishinideyijianyijingbuzhongyaole，zheijianshiqing，dajiazhudoupaibanle，napanifuqinsuyunmingshijiazhu，yebudewuni，yiqieyiwosujialiyiweizhong！zheijianshi，jiuzheimedingle！”
“定了？”
jiuzaicike，suhanhurankaikoule：“woruoshibuquni？”
“不娶？”
suyunchenlengxiaoyisheng：“nishijiazuhoubei，ziranyaozuncongjiazuguiding，ruruobuqu，anzhaozugui，bianyaofeidiaosizhi，zhuchujiazu，rengdaoyaomoshanweilang！”
“e，duile，haiyouyigebanfa。”
suyunchenxingzailehuodekanzhesuhan，youdao：“neixiaojiajichudehunqi，shibannianzhihou，niruonengzaizheibanniandangzhong，ruxiaoyuhuineiyang，jinruhanyunzong，chengweineimendizi，kaipibatiaolongmai，neixiaoyuran，niziranjiubuyongqule。”
这完全就是废话。
yaoshisuhannenggoudadaoxiaoyuhuineizhongcengci，haiyongyizhangxiaojia？haiyongbeitamenzheibanbipozheyingquxiaoyuran？
suoyourendoumeiyoujiangzheihuafangzaixinshang，yinweisuhanyijingjingmaijinduan，xiuweijieshi，tayongyuandoubunengxiulianle，yihoudeyihou，zhihuichengweiyigerenrentuoqidefeiwu！
“suyunchen，nibujuedenishuozheihua，youxieguofenlema？”suyunmingdelianseyinchenlexialai。
“不过分。”
zheisangezi，beilisuodangrandeshuolechulai，danbingfeisuyunchensuoyan，ershichuzisuhanzhikou！
“kanba，nierzidoushuobuguofenle，erqiezheishishishi，bushime？”suyunchenlengxiao。
qitarenyeyouxiechayidekanxiangsuhan，xinzhongandao，nandaozheijiahuoxiangtongle？
quebuxiang，suhandaxiuyihui，zhuanshenbianzouchuledating。
qishenyingxiaoshizhiji，jijupingdandehuayu，huanhuanchuanjinlezhongrendeerzhong。
“erbo，erjiazhuhendama？batiaolongmaihenduoma？neimendizihenzhongyaoma？hahaha……yanqueyanzhihonghuzhizhi！”
“suyunchen，suyunpeng，nimenrenweiwosuhan，zaiyehuibudaodangchuleshime？”
“zaiwoyanzhong，nimenbushizhangbei，daiwodenglinhanyunzong，fukannidengzhishi，dingyaonideng，guidichanhui！”
……
suhanlikailedating，huidaoletasuozaidefangjian。
cikedesuhanzhixiangkuaidianxiulian，huifuzishendeshili！
“zheixiaojiahuodeshenti，dequeshiyouxiechanruolea！”suhanganshoudaotineineiyigengenduanliedejingmai，bujinnannan。
“buguohuitouxiangxiang，yiwannianzhiqian，wogangkaishixiulianzhishi，routibuyeshizheibanchanruome？”
“shangyishi，wonengtazhewanqianshigu，hengsaotianxia，zhizhangshengyu，zheiyishi，woyiyangneng！”
qingqingdehulekouqi，suhanpanxierzuo，yanmouweibi，naohaidangzhongfuxianchuleyibugongfa。
正是妖龙帝术！
zheiyaolongdishu，naishisuhancongshenghuanglongdishouzhongdedao。
dangchudeshenghuanglongdi，cengbeichengzhiwei‘wangudiyidi’，yaolongdishushigongrendediyizhujigongfa！
shangyishi，suhanqueshaozuiqianggongfa，zoulexiewanlu，rujinziranyaoyongzuihaode。
“xianshishizheiyuanshanxiandelingqi，shishenmecengciba。”
chenyinpianke，suhanbishangyanmou，neiyaolongdishudeyunzhuanfangshi，douranyunzhuanleqilai。
yaolongdishugongyouqiceng，fenbieshilongmaidishu、longlingdishu、longqidishu、longhuangdishu、longyangdishu、longshendishu、longdi！
suhansuoxiuliande，ziranshidiyiceng，longmaidishu。
suizhelongmaidishudeyunzhuan，yisisilingqijinrusuhantinei，congzheiyidian，jiunengkanchulongmaidishudeqiangda，yinweizhiqiandesuhan，genbenjiubunengzaixishoulingqi，zheiyeshibunengxiuliandezuidayuanyin。
lingqijinrutinei，zhujiandelaidaolesuhandejingmai。
neiposuidelongmai，suhanconglaimeixiangguoyaoquxiufu。
xiufuzuoshenme？zhihuizuaisuhandexiulian。
zheisuoweide‘longmai’，zhibuguoshilongwudaluzheixieyuchunzhirensuoxiangdebale，shangyishidesuhan，xiuliandekebushizheigoupilongmai，ershijingmai！
dangran，fangzailongwudalulaishuo，zheijingmai，wanquankeyigenlongmaibijian。
kelongmaiyouduoshao？zuiduokaichushitiao。
erjingmai……shiyibailingbatiao！
……
shijiantuiyi，zhuanyanzhijian，yijingguoquleyigeshichen。
jinrusuhantineidelingqiyuelaiyueduo，neilongmaidishudeyunzhuansudu，yeshiyuelaiyuekuai。
“嗡~”
mouyike，yidaowengmingzhiyin，dourancongsuhantineichuanchu。
suhanshensebubian，neilongmaidishudeyunzhuanqueshihuranjiakuai。
ruoshuozhiqiandeyunzhuansudu，shibangeshichennengranglingqizaisuhandeyibailingbatiaojingmaiyunzhuanyiquan，neixianzaidesudu，jiunengzaibangeshichendangzhong，yunzhuanshiquan！
十倍速度的提升！
“轰！”
zaizheishibeisuduzhixia，sizhoudelingqifangruoshibeiyizhangwuxingdazuitunshi，fangyuanshushimizhineidelingqi，jingranchuxianleyigezhenkongdidai。
ersuhanzheili，lingqijinrutinei，talikekongzhi，rangzheixielingqiquanbuchaozhediyitiaojingmaiyongqu。
“哗！”
zheiyishun，neixishoulelingqidediyitiaojingmai，jingranhuadeyixialiangleqilai，rutongheiandangzhongdedenghuo。
suhanshenshangdeyishan，gengshichilayisheng，quanbuzhenchenglefenmo。
neijingmaitouguosuhanderouti，wanquannenggouqingxidekandao。
buguojinjinpianke，suhanbianxinnianyidong，neijingmaideliangguanglikebiandeandanlexialai。
“第一条！”
suhanyanmouzhengkai，zuizhongtuchuyikouzhuoqi。
tabingweitingxie，ershizaiyicijiakuailongmaidishudeyunzhuan，jiangfangyuanshubaimizhineidelingqi，quanbuchougan！
这是第二条！
dansuhanbingbumanyi，longmaidishujixuyunzhuan，fangyuanshubaimidelingqidoubeitatunshiyikong。
“六条了。”
suhanshenxikouqi，tafangjiandangzhonghaiyoubushaodelingqishuidi，sihaomeiyoufangguo，quanbuxishou。
diqitiaojingmaikaipierchu，daodibatiaodeshihou，youjinguangshanshuo，danzhishibantiao。
“灵气不足了。”
suhanmeitouyizhou，lveweichenyin，mengdeshenchushouzhang，chaozhezijixiongkouyipai。
“噗！”
zheiyipaizhixia，suhanlikepenchuleyikouxianxue。
weidengneixianxuediaoluozaidi，bianyouyigutunshizhilijiangzheixianxuexizhu，yisisidehongsexuewumimanchulai，zaicijinrulesuhantinei。
zheixiexuewu，zhengshizhiqianneige‘suhan’kaichubatiaolongmaizhishi，canyuzaitineidelingqi。
suiranlongmaiduanlie，xiuweijinshi，danhaiyoubushaodelingqi，cunzaiyuzheixielongmaidangzhong，suhanquandangshifeiwuliyongle。
ershengxiadeneixiexueye，yijingwanquanbianchengleheise，sanfachuyisisidexingchouqixi。
“嗡！”
youshiyidaowengmingchuanchu，zaineixiexuewudebangzhuzhixia，dibatiaojingmai，zhongyukaichu！
fangzailongwudalu，zheijiushiyijingkaichulebatiaolongmai，julidianfengdeshitiao，zhichaliangtiao，wanquankeyichengzhiweitiancai。
“nicengjingbeichengweitiancai，queyiwaibianchengfeiwu，wobianyinizhiming，zhongzhujinshen，bangni……mingdongtianxia！”
suhanyanmouzhengkai，zhanqishenlainannanlejiju，tineineibatiaozhengzaishanshuodejinguang，zhujiandeandanlexiaqu。
“kexi，cidilingqishizaishitaiguoxibo，erqieyiwoxianzaidexiuwei，yebugandazhangqigudetunshi，fouzedehua，kaichudijiutiaojingmaiyebingfeinanshi。”
youxieyihandeyaoleyaotou，suhanzaicizuozaichuangshang，dasuansouxunyixiashangyishidejiyi，kankanyounaxiewuji，shicikedezijikeyixiuxide。
“砰！”
danjiuzaicike，fangmenhuranpengdiyishengbeichuaikaile！