第一章

chengleyoushiyilaidiyiweihuankuaidijizijixieletuiweizhaoshu,bahuangweigongshourangren,budui,songrende***,jinanzhurangweiranhouzijiganjuhougong,zhengtiangenyuanfuyiyangshouzhenanzhu,gendoujiyiyangzhunbeipingdengdichuosisuoyouhuaiyundechongdefeizi。    zuihoubeinanzhuhetalaoniang,xianzaidetaihou,lianshou***le。zhenkanbudong,danzhendaweizhenjing。

kanzhezuozaishangduanmianluxianqidepopo,zaikankanpangbianyilianbuxiedesuoweixinlang……

zhenzhijiejiangshouzhongdechapoxiangneidandabaotiandelaodeng,fanshouzaibachabeizadaoneiyixiafanshangdedongxidenaodaishang!

笑话,朕是皇帝!

rucimiaoshihuangquanduizhenbujingshenzhiyukanchengzheru,zhenmeidangchangrangtalaigejiuzuxiaoxiaoledoushizhenxinhuaicibei、hanyanghao!

【lairen!quanbuyarutianlao!】

zhennaidaxiazongshihuangdi,yinvzizhishencongsuoyoujiweizisizhongsishachulaidezuizhongshenglizhe!

dengjihou,zhenfeiqinwangshipigaizouzhe,jingjingyeyedalichaotang,pinmingyaozuogebaixingxinzhongdehaohuangdi。

haozaiyiqiedouhenshunli,chulesuzhengshouduanlvexuexingledianchengtianbeijianchendaizhebibiwai,zhenzhixiajiangshanfengdiaoyushunxinxinxiangrong,yesuanshishitaianwen。

一直到三年前。

sannianqianqionglinyanshang,zhenbengaimianlizhongxuezi,yuxuezimenbajiuyanhuandeshihou,huranbiandebunengkongzhiziji。

zhendeyishisihubeisuozaileyigejiaoluo,shentirutixianmuoubanbeimouzhongliliangkongzhi。

qionglinyanshang,tanhualangtanliangfengchugaoshengtiaoxinyuzhen,yanxiazhiyiwufeizhendengjiyouweitianli,yingzaozaotuiweishenjuhougong……

cijianzhongzhong,zhenburentanji,shizaishi……zhenyanzhengzhengkanzhezijizuojiaoxiuzhuang,luopaoyuqionglinyan!!

zhen!huangdi!shangyigeganzheimetiaoxinzhendefentoucaodousanmigaole!!!

kewunaizhenshichuhunshenjieshudoutaobutuoneiguwuxingliliangdeshufu。

sannian!nizhidaozheisannianzhenshizenmeguodema!

zhensurijizandeweiyanbeikongzhizhendelilianghuihuodidangranwucun!haorongyianwenxialaidechaotangjingzaiduyouyinyinkailiezhishi。

tanliangfengbukuirenruqimingsigezi,mianduihuangdidongzherumazhangguai,xinbitiangaomingbizhibo,jiducongtashouliyaoquan,pingriliduitashuodehuazuodeshi,zhuangzhuangjianjiandouzugoutajiuzugenzheigemeilideshijiesaygoodbay。

大婚前日。

tanliangfeng:【wokeyiyunichenghun,daichenghunhounibianbazhengquanjiaoyuwo,wohuijinihuanghoudeweizhi。】

zhen:zhenjiaonima!goudongxinaojindongdaozhendehuangweishanglaile!kanleta!kanleta!

beikongzhidezhen:【zhendematanlang?qieshenhaogaoxing,tanlangfangxin,niyaoshenmeqieshendoujini,zhiyaonengzaitanlangshenbian,napawumingwufenqieshenyewuyuanyan。】

朕:……6

zhenqifengle,wulunkongzhizhenderoushendeshishenmedongxi,xianzaidouyaoduozhendequancuanzhendeweile!

同归于尽吧!!!

zaizhenbuxidaijiafengkuangpohuaideshihou,zhongyuzaijiaoluodejiaoluofengxidefengxilizhaodaoleyichangdedifang。

zhenyuneigougousuisuidedongxixiangduiershi,zhenningxiao。

daizheyizhangdazui,zhenshangqujiushiyikou!

zhenkenhongleyan,zhouweidoushizhenkenchulaidehuoxingzi。

【qieshenshiba!】zhenxuanzhuanken!

【rangweishiba!】zhentiaoyueken!

【huanghoushiba!】zhenjitayigedabidoujiezheken!    【jiaoxiushiba!zhentamachichichichichichichi!!】zhenshuaizhedashetouzhuizhetakenkenkenkenken!

neidongxicanjiaodeshengyinbujueruer,zhenquechongerbuwen,yixinkenletaganjing。

zhenfaxian,suizhezhenyikouyikoujiangzheiwanyikenxiadu,zhenzhujiannenggouzhangwozijideshentile。

kanzhewaimianpihonggualv,datangshangzhenpengzheyibeishanghaodeqingcha,yanshenqingche。

朕终于解放了!

qinzhengdianlizhongyuyouchuxianzhenqinlaodeshenying,kanzhemianqianduijirushandezouzhe——

拳头硬了。

lianggeyue,zhengzhenglianggeyue。

zhenwozaiqinzhengdianchengweiyigemeiyouganqingdepiyuezouzhedejiqi,erzhendejiweixinfudachenyemeitaodiaobeizhenhaolaiyiqifeiqinwangshidemingyun。

zhenyinweizheigoudongxihuangfeilechaozhengsannianshijian,ruobushixinfuyizhijingjingyeyetizhenliaolizhengshi,zheijiangshanzaotamafeile!

kejibianzheiyangyeyabuzhuyouyixinderentanchuzhuazitiaozhandiwangdixian!

yidaodaozhenglingcongqinzhengdianliuchu,yipiyouyipiguanyuan***beisha,yishijianzhenggechaotangfengshengheli。

zhenzhengchushibianzaichaotangshangshaletaiduoren,zhendexinzaojiuhezhendehuangweiyiyangbingleng。

dengjidadiandechaotangshang,dianxiadechenziguibaichenfuyuzhenshi,gaohuwuhuangwansuishi,wubulingzhenyuefalengxue,chengweiyizhiquanlideguaiwu!

zheiqundongxiganhuoluanzhendechaotang,zhenjiuyaotamensi!

ganjiaoluanzhendeanwentianxia,zhenjiuyaotamendejiuzupeitamenyikuaiersi!

jingguoyilunxuexingqingxi,chaotangzhongduochulexuduokongwei,zhenyikouqiquandouanpailezheixiechaochenduifangshiliderenshangwei!

yigegeqizuibashedeshuozhezuihaotingdehua,sihujiutazuiweitianxiabaixingzhexiang,shishishangdulierliangyouquanxiangzhezenmecongzhenzheilibaqiankouzou!

qiaoqiaozhengangchaomeidezheiqunrenjiali,madebizhenhaihuixiangshou!

zhenmeifarangsuoyourengaoxing,neijiurangsuoyourendoubugaoxing!

huoxuyourenwenweiheburangzijirenshangwei?

zheimanchaotangbudoushizhendezijiren?

zhenxiazhaodoubuzhixingde,zhenyaoniheyong?

kangzhibuzunnishenmeyisi?niyexiangwanjiuzuxiaoxiaole?

quandoushaleladao,maliujitinghuaderenrangweizi。

zhenshihuangdi,shouwoshengshadaquandehuangdi,nidongzhenyisima?

budongjiuxiabeizizhuyidian。

zidazhenshengkenleneidongxihou,naozilibianduolexuduodongxi,biru……

zhenshiyibenmingwei《gongdouzhiqieshenjiaochong》huabenliderenwu,shituiweihoujuyuhougongzhengrizhuomoruhetaohaotanliangfeng,shunbiandaochuxiadanduolemedingdandezuizhongbeifeideeduhuanghou。

erzhujiaoshidaizhezhengchongxitonghunchuandelibushilangjiasanxiaojiexiaoanan,tayilushengjidaguaixiaomiesuoyouyaohaitadefeizi,zhongyuzhengdelehuangdidechongai,xingfuyisheng……yisheng……sheng……

呸!朕只觉得恶心!

suiranzheihuabenliyiludoushixiaoanandezhengchongzhilu,danqizhongouertijidechaozhengquerangzhenxinjing。

xiaoshuo《gongdouzhiqieshenjiaochong》diyizhangshidujieshu。