“这是奶茶。”
yunshujiangqizhongyixiaozhanwangcenyiyimianqiantuiletui：
“你尝尝？”
“谢公主！”
fendiaoyuzhuodexiaoguniangjiaohankeai，shuangshouxiaoxinyiyidipengzhebeizhanqianchangleyikou，chunbianlimajiuzhanshangleyiquandandandenaizi。
dantazijiquehunranbujue，
yishuangtianzhenchunchededayanmoranliangqi，liangmeixiaoxiaodejiuworuhuabansuizhetashangyangdechunjiaoyidaozhanfang。
cenyiyixiayishidibaojinletashouzhongdibeizhan，fangfobaozhuleshenmejueshidabaobeiyiban，manlianjingxidiwaleyisheng：
“这也太好喝啦！”
咕嘟。
lingyibian，buzhishenmeshihouyijingmeizaitaolunbageer，ershichaozheyunshutamenzheibiankanleguolaideliuziming，fachuleyidaojiweiqingxideyankoushuisheng。
yunshumeishaoyitiao，xunshengwangguoqu，shixianzhenghaojiuhetongyangyewangzhezheibiandeliuhuangziduishangle。
“瞧你这点出息！”
lengbudingbeiyunshuzhualebao，liuhuangzisishiyouxieqinao，
yibazhangjiupaidaoleliuzimingnaodaishang。
danzaizhuanhuitoulaideshihou，neiyizhangheyunshuzhangdeyeyouliangfenxiangsi，wuguanjingzhiyiyinyuekejianweilaifengzidexiaolianshang，queshifuxianqilejixutaoxidexiaorong：
“wujiejie，huanerciqianzendecongweizaigongzhongtingshuoguonaichaciwu？
keshifuhuangneibianyoudeleshenmehaobaobei，quezhidandanshanglewujiejieniyigeren？”
云舒：“？”
这谁？？
buhuibabuhuiba，weilaineigekuangbakuxuanzhuai，yiyanbuhejiudakaishajiedebaojun，xiaoshihoujuranhaiyouzheime……goutuideshihou？
ruguotameikancuodehua，liuhuangzixianzailianshangneibiaoqing，queshijiushiyoudianersajiaotaohaoneiyisimeicuoba？
nandaotazheishihouhaimeizhangwai？
daizheyidianerweimiaodeqingxu，yunshuyounachuleyizhannaicha：
“shiwozijizhuomozhezuochulaide，niyaohema？”
“wujiejiedehaoyi，huanerdangranbunenggufule！”
liuhuangzizuishangshuodeguanmiantanghuangde，shoulidedongzuoqueshibisheidoukuai。
xiaoyinyindicongyunshushouzhongjieguonaichaheleyikou，xunsubeizheizhongxinqikouganzhengfudeliuhuangzidunshiyegubushangyipanghaizaiyanbabadingzhetadeliuzimingle，
wangzhezijizheigemeishenmeyinxiangdewujiejie，liuhuangzimianshangdexiaorongyuefataoqiaole：
“wujiejiedexinsikezhenshilingqiao，jingnengzuochuzheidengmeiweidedongxilai！”
“zheibusuanshenme，woneierhaochihaohedekeduole！”
xiangzheyaoshinengbaweilaibaojunbaizhengguolai，shunbiantiqiangenduifangdahaoguanxiyegengyouliyuzijiweilaitangpingxiangfudejihua，
yunshushunshijiupaochuleyouer：
“jinrixiaxuezhihou，wohaidasuanhuiqurangrenzuozhajichini，liuhuangdiyaobuyaoyiqi？”
“炸鸡？”
youshiyigetameitingguodechishi！
yunchuhuanhaoqidizhuiwenleyiju：
“比之烤鸡如何？”
“neikebikaojihaochitaiduole！”
yunshuhaobuyouyudilacaileyibo。
zheihaizhenbushitagerenkouweipianhaodewenti，shizaishizheigechaodaidediaoweipinzhongleiyouxian，shiyanbugoujingxiyejiusuanle，hujiaoweijinglajiaofenshenmedezhijiejiumeiyou！
zheizhongqingkuangxia**chulaidekaojijiushizaihaochi，younenghaochidaonaliqu？
youzhemaidangdanghekenyeyedoudideyunshudiqishizu：
“wobaozhengnichiguoyicihaixiangchidierci！”
“neiwojinrikeyidingdeshishi！”
yunchuhuandehaoqixinyijingchedibeiyunshujigouqilaile，tapengzhenaichahaixiangzaiduowenshangliangju，
shangshufangmenkou，yixiziseguanpaodecuitaifuyijingmianseyansudicongwaimianduobujinlai，shifenkeyidigankelesheng：
“咳！”
“崔太傅？”
yunchuhuanniuguotou，shanshandihuidaozijiweizhishang：
“ninjinrizenlaidezheibanzao？”
“tingwenjinriduolelianggexuesheng，laochenziranshiyaoguolaikankande。”
shangshufangnei，bulunjunchen，zhilunshisheng。
cuitaifupingriliduizheyunchuhuanzheimegeshouchongdehuangzidouyanliyoujia，ziranjiugengbukenengchuyunshuzheimeyigebushouchongdewugongzhule。
zuoritingwenshengshanglingtajiaodaowugongzhudexiaoxihou，tahaiteyiquzhaozhiqianjiaoguowugongzhudejiweitongliaodatanlexiaoxi，
dezhizheiweichunchunjiushigecaobao，xuzhangleliuhuangziwusui，xueshifangmianquehaiyuanburunianjinbasuideliuhuangzihou，tahenshitoutongleyizhen。
bijingshengshangbarensongdaotazheililai，mingbaizhejiushiyaotabarengaijiaodequanbujiaohui。
keruoshiwugongzhushizaitaiguoyuben……
cuitaifuyuexiangyuejuezhexinfan，mianshangdebiaoqingyebuyoudegengjiayanlilejifen：
“zaijinrikaishishangkezhiqian，wugongzhudianxiakefouxianhuidalaochenjigewenti，ranglaochendazhilejieyixiagongzhudexuexijindu？”
云舒：“……”
guoranhaishitaobudiaoyaozuoweiyimingxuezhabeixiurudemingyun！
congxiaodaodajiumeidiaochuguodiyikaochangdelikeyoudengshengyunshuxinliaihaoyisheng，
mingmianshangquehaibudebuyangqixuxinshoujiaodexiaorong：
“太傅您请。”
“第一问，”
cuitaifudandanpietayiyan，fushouduobudao：
“zichengmingweizhixing。zimingchengweizhijiao。chengzemingyi，mingzechengyi。zheijijuhua，shishenmeyisi？”
云舒：“？”
“不会？”
jiantachichimeiyoukaikouzuoda，cuitaifudaoyemeijuedeyouduoyiwai。
tanaizhexingzi，jiangnandujiangdilexuduo：
“neidierwen，gongzhukezhizheijuhuachuzihechu？”
“……”
yunshuqishihenxiangjixubaochichenmo，dantazongjuedecuitaifusihuyijingbinlinbaofadebianyuanle，
jiranbudayeshibaofa，caicuoyeshibaofa，neitaganmabuduyiba，shuobudingnengcaiduini？
fanzhengneijushiyitingjiushisishuwujinglimiandeneirong，jiufenzhiyidegailvma，zheibubizhongcaipiaorongyideduo？
yunshushitanzhemengleyigedaan：
“chuzi……《daxue》？”
“kanlaiwugongzhufeidanshi《zhongyong》meixuehao，jiuliannei《daxue》yetongyangyiqiaobutong！”
meixiangdaotangtanggongzhudianxia，zaishangshufangdailezheimeduonian，jinglianzheidengjichudedongxidoubuzhidao，
cuitaifudunshishiqulejiezhewangxiawendeyuwang，heizhelianxunchidao：
“wugongzhudianxiacongqianshiruhezaishangshufanghunrizidelaochenguanbule，danjiranxianzaiyijingdaolelaochenzheili，neijiuyaoanlaochendeyaoqiulai！
haiqinggongzhujinrihuiquzhihouxianjiang《zhongyong》chaoxieshibian，binglaojiyuxin，sanrihou，laochenjiangchouchabeisong！”
云舒：“！！！”
这老头是不是疯了！
santianzhineiyibenshuchaoshibianhaiyaoquanwenbeisongshishenmegainian？
taxianzaimeitianjidianqichuangshangxuetaxinlimeidianshuma！