第1章
“wei，yangshazi，niyaolaopobuyao？”
大景朝。
荷塘村。
yangjunzhengdingzhezijiyuanzilibuzubanrengaodeniqiangfadai。
**，zuotiangangzaimodouxitiliangfangyiting，jintianyijuexinglaijiuchuanyuele！
他的两房一厅啊！
guanjianshi，chuanyueyejiusuanle。
zenmejiuchuanchengleyigeganggangbeiesideshazi！
genjuyuanzhudejiyi，zheigehetangcunshishilibaxiangchulemingdeqiongxiangpirang。
lianluguodeniaoerdoubugantingliu，shengpabeihaolemao。
yangjunwushucishuiguoqu，youxinglai。
qiwangzheiyiqiedoushiyichangmeng。
可惜。
zhidaoqiangwaiyimingzhuanghandeshengyin，bayangjunyingshengshenghanxingle。
yangjunkanzheqiangwaituranmaochulaiderentou，diyifanyingshi，douyaoesile，haiyaoshenmelaopo！
canliudejiyigaosuyangjun，lairenmingjiaowanghan。
wang**ruqiming，shizhenggehetangcunweishubuduodezhuanghan。
wanghanliuzheyilianluosaihu，bidengpaohaiyuandeyanjing，zhenchengdikanzheshuidemengdongdeyangjun：“zhende，shazi，songqinduiwumashangjiudaole，wolingniquba！”
tachuanzhehuipupudeduangua，mianqiangzhezhushangbanshen。
dixiadekutouyongcaoshengdaleyigeduanjie。
kanlaizheilishizhendehenqionga！
yangjunzaixinligantanleyisheng。
kantameiyoufanying，wanghanzhijietuimenjinlailaren：“zheicaijitianbujian，zenmeganjueyoubianshale？”
yangjunzaixinlifanbodao：wocaibushishazi！
kenaihezheijushentieletaijiule，tajingranlianzhangzuidoufeijing。
“kuaizouba，jinnianyidingyaojinilinggexifuer，yesuanduideqidadiedejiaodaile！”
wanghanlazheyangjun，faxianhouzheruandegenmiantiaoside。
tayouxiexianqidimiaoleyangjunyiyan，lashangduifangdegebo，dazaizijijianbangshang，jihushikangzheduifangwangqianzou。
“nikanba，womeiniandougennishuoshuohua，haishiyouxiaoguode。”
“yiqianguanfulaifalaopo，nidaochuzangbuaiqu，jinnianbujiuyuanyigenzhewoqulingle！wogaosunia，huitouniyidingyaotiaoge**dade，haoshengyang！shizaibuxing，jiutiaogegebocude，liqida，zaiwulitouhainengbangmangganhuo。”
wanghandiediebuxiu，danshiyuqilimanshiguanhuai。
yangjunyonglibengchuyiju，dandaodiqiruoyousi：“guanfuweishenmeyaofalaopo？”
wanghanyileng，suihoumanlianguanaidimolemoyangjundenaodai：“shazi，kaiqiaolea！douzhidaowenle！wojinishuoshuo，zanmendajingchaodenvdia，xihuanzhongyongnvxing，liandaibingdazhangdejiangjun，doutiaonvde。zhiyuneixiechongfengxianzhendexiaobing，jiurangzanmennandeshang。”
“zaijiashangnvdishihaozhanzheng，suoyixianzaizanmenguojia，nvxingyuelaiyueduo，nanxingyuelaiyueshao。jinianqian，nvdibanbulezhengling，fanshidaoleshiliusuihaimeiyouxuchuqudenvxing，douhuizaiqiushoushijiebeiguanfuzuzhiqilai，aigecunzisongqin，fanshimanshibasui，haimeiyoulaopodenanxing，doukeyiqulingyige。”
yangjunbujie：“neixienvde、huiyuanyizheiyangbeisongchuqu？”
wanghannaolenaotou：“buyuanyiyemeibanfaa，fuyaliyouguiding，fanshijiazhongyounianmanshisandenver、huozheerzi，buyuanyiquqinhuozhequsongqinde，jiudejiaonalianggerenderentoushui。”
“buyuanyidehua，neijiujiaoshuilou！”
yangjunleran：“qitacunyegenzanmenzheierzheimeqiong？”
wanghanyouxiejingyadikanletayiyan：“bucuoashazi，yiliaodaoponianghuajiuduole，kaiqiaolebushi？”
“bieshuozanmenhetangcunle，jiusuanshinvdiguandetiandoua，yeyouzheigesongqindexisu，meibanfa，sheirangxianzainanrentaishaoleni！”
liangrenshuozhe，jiudaolecunkou。
buzhisheigaohanleyisheng：“hetangcundeyangshazidaole！”
杨俊心中满头黑线。
他才不是傻子！
keyanxiaxianranbushizhenglundehaoshiji。
算了！
dengyihoumanmanzhengmingjidajiakanba！
“jizhuwogennishuodehuaa，tiaoge**dade，shizaibuxingjiutiaogeyouliqide，buguanshishangkanghaishixiakang，doushiyibahaoshou！”wanghanrenzhendingzhudao。
“nijiushizheiciyaotiaoponiangde？ganjindeba，womenhoumianhaiyoujishigecunziyaosongqinni！”
yimingchuanzhehongseguanfudelingtouren，kanzheruobujinfengdeyangjun，youxiebunaifandao。
zaitashenhou，sanpaihuipupudenvziluchulianlai。
tamentoushangbaozhedetoujin，yijingkanbuchuyuanlaidehuase，yinggaiyijingzhangtubashelehenjiu。
yourenyanshenjimin，yourenmuguangdaizhi，haiyouxiedanzibijiaodade，duishangyangjundemuguang，dadandihuiwangguolai。
yanqiandenvzizhangxianggeyouqianqiu。
danshiwuyiliwaide，tamendoushoudegenzhuganziyiyang。
yangjundemuguangtingzaiyimingshencaimianqiangaotuyouzhideshaonvshenshang，“wo......”
“我不要跟你！”
neimingshaonvyikanyangjunxuanzhongleziji，limaxiangbeitanglejiaoside，linzhebaofutiaoleqilai：“nizijidoushouchengzheiyangle，haimeiwojiayaodigao，shuobudinghuiqujiugele！wobuyaogenni！”
“taohua！nizainao，jiujiwogunhuiqu！mingnianrangnidageanshuangfenrentoujinijiaoshui！”
lingtoudeguanchadaheyisheng。
jiaotaohuadeshaonvhunshenyizhen，zhongyuweijudidixiatouqu。
yangjunshenzhiqiangniudeguabutian，yushidianlelingwaiyiminghetashenliangchabuduodeshaonv。
“不行！”
zheicishidazhuangzaiyipangqidetiaojiao：“wogangcaigennishuoshale，tiaoyigepangyidiande，zhuangyidiande，nizajintiaozheixiemaganzi，buxingwolaijinitiao！”
yangjunkanletayiyan，haimeilaidejishuohua。
beitatiaozhongdeshaonvbaozheyangjundetuihaotaodaku：“xiaoxiongdiqiuqiunile，fanganyitiaoshengluba，nizijidoushoudekuaisile，anbuxianggennihuijiaesia！”
shaonvliqichuqidida，beitacubujifangyipu。
yangjunchadianbeituigeyangdao！
haojiahuo，zheijushentizhendeshi......
杨俊没来得及吐槽。
jiuduishangleduimianqishuashuabishidemuguang。
好吧。
tachengren，xianzaizheijushentidizishiyouneimeyidiancha......
yebuxiangxiang，yuanzhushibeihuohuoesidea！
jiaoxiadenvrenkutianmodide。
kanrenaodecunminyejinbuzhuqihong。
lingtoudeguanchajianzhongrennaohonghongdeyituan，hetianbianyuelaiyuenongdeyese。
终于黑着脸发话了。
“行了行了！”
“wokanzheiyangba，jiranmeiyourenyuanyigennimencundeshazizou，neijiutaba！”
neiminghongyiguanchazhilezhitangzaicaotengdanjiashang，mianrongquanbeizhangfagaizhudenvren。
tahunshenzangwu，kanqilaixiangcongnitanlilaochulaiside。
ruobushixiongkouweiruohaiyoudeqifu，zhongrenjihuyiweineishiyijushiti。
“zheirenshiwomenzaidibaxiajiande，xiansongjinimenshazi，shisishihuonimenzijidaihuiquyang，mingnianwomenzaijishazibuyigehaode！”
shuowan，guanchamenliuxiadanjiashangdenvzi，daizheshengxiadeduiwuzoule。
cunminmenkanzheneihaowushengqide“nvshi”。
敢怒不敢言。
唉！
sheijiaotamenhetangcunqiongni！