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yuanbenduozaijiaoluodewo,yinweishizaishoubuzhusongzhixianneixindeguihanguijiao,shitandixiangtakaojin,zaisenliangyinzhideyanshenxia,shenshouhuanzhuletajinshideyaoshen。

liangrenshengaoxuanshu,wodeerduoganghaotiezaitadexinkouchu,chule「dongdong」dexintiaoshengyiwai,haiyou……

「aaaaa,xiaojiejiehaozhudong,haowennuan,haorouruan!」

「haoxiangnisizaixiaojiejiedehuaibaoli!」

toudingdeshengyinqueshibinglengwuqingde,「gun。」

wotaitoukanta,cikedexianxuepensazaitajibaidemianrongshang,zaixizhudeyingzhaoxia,yibanluzaiguangmangzhong,yibanyinzaiyinyingli。

minganzhijian,zhanjinfengliu。

ruguotadeneixinbu「aaaaa」jiaogebutingdehua,wodangzhenxinletashigerenrenjupadelengmianyanwang。

faxiantadekoubuduixinhou,woshaoshaohoutui,dangeboquemeiyoulikaitadeyaoshen,guyiwendao:「neibubaole?」

「buyaoa!yaobaobao,yaobaobao!」

宋知闲:「松手。」

wo:「zhendeyaowosongshou?neiwosongge!」

wolikaidedongzuofeichangman,yanjingyeyizhidingzhesongzhixiandeshenqing,kejibiantaneixinyijingdashenghuxiao:「biesongshou,xiaojiejiebuyaolikai,renjiahaopapa!」

danbiaoqingrengranshiyipianlengning,bucengyoubanfenqingxuxielu。

shenzhibunaifandishuoleyiju,「kuaixie。」

woyeshidiyiciyongyouzheiduxinshu,benhaixiangzaiwanyihuier,danyuanliquechuanlaileshengxiang。

zaiwenxunerlaidexiarentuimenjinlaideshunjian,songzhixianyibatuikaiwo,baochizhulezijishengrenwujinderenshe。

erbianshitaneixinde:「hu,haoxian。」

kanzhebeituochuqudecikeshiti,jibianzheiwuneiyijingshoushideyiganerjing,kongqizhongrengyoucibidexuexingwei。

xinhunyezaoanshade,kongpazhiyouwomenle。

wojiaoxuqingqing,chushengzanyingshijia,zuoweijiazhongdinv,wozixiaoqinqishuhua,shijiuhuachashiyangyangmeiluoxia,jiushiweilezhangdahoudejiazulianyin。

kewozheirenhaoxiangyoushenmemoliside,wulunhesheitanhunlunjia,duifangjiadouhuiyouzhangbeiqushi,congershouxiaosannian,budejiaqu。

jiuzheiyang,wodeqinshihuanleyijiayouyijia,cuotuodaoleershisui。

cishiyuwoxinhunzhiyejiufenbeiershui,yifuwuqingwuyudesongzhixianshichaozhongxingui,suiwufuwumu,meiyoujiashibeijing,quenianjiqingqingweijujinyiweizhihuishi,shijingzhongquanguimenzhengxiangbajiededuixiang。

wodiefeilejiuniuerhuzhili,fangcaishachuzhongwei,weiwozhengqulezheigemeidiemeiniang,youcheyoufangdehaohunshi。

zheihui,wozhongyujiachuqule。

yiyexianganwushi,benbuyongzaoqijingchadewo,beiyuanziliyizhen「henghenghahei」deliangongshengchaoxing。

wofanzaodiqishenchuanyi,dingzhejiwonaodai,baolituichuangkanxiangzaoyindeshizuoyongzhe。

ranhou……wodengdaledaiyouyanshidegouyan,liuleyididekoushui。

这胸!

这腰!

这腹肌!

真白啊!

songzhixiansihuduiworeliechimidezhushiwusuochajueyiban,jixu**zheshangshen,xingyunliushuidicaolianzhe,jiulianyisiyanfengdoumeiyousaoguolai。

dantaneixinmingmingzaishuo:「xiaojiejiezaikanwo,dehaohaobiaoxian,zaishuayitaojianruhe?」

「zailaiyitaopiaoliangdezuhequan!」

「吃俺老孙一棒!」

yushi,chengqindetouyitianzaochen,womenneirangbaiguanwenfengsangdan,yourangshengshangwubixinren,chuanshuozhongsharenbuzhayan,shouduanhenjuedezhihuishidaren,xiangzhiqiuoudedakongqueyiban,deseleyigeshichen。

daoqiangjianji,fuyuegoucha,fanshitayoude,doushualeyibian。

zuihoutaleidegengouside,haiqiangchengzhezaixinlixiang:「zenmeyangxiaojiejie,jiuzanzheitigeshibushibeierxing!」

噗!这该死的幼稚!

woturanfaxian,wodeduxinshushizhiyousongzhixiannenggoudianliangdedanyijineng。

zheigeshedingfeichangdegouxue。

danzhinengtingdaotadeyezugouyouqu,biruzaoshanguohou,woxiangyaozaifuliguangguang,suikouwenleyiju:「niquma?」

taxienilewoyiyan,daizhesanfenhanyideyanshen,wuqingdihuiwolianggezi:「buqu。」

wocongshanruliu,「haoba。」

songzhixianneixinweiqubabade,「xiaojiejiezenmebuzaiwanliuwoyixia,taiwuqingle!」

wokelianta,youwenleyibian:「yaobunipeiwoquba。」

songzhixiancumei,「meishijian。」

我:「哦。」

xinlihua:「a,xiaojiejiezaijianchijianchia!」

wotanlekouqi,「jiupeiwoguangguangbei!」

songzhixianbunaifandimiyan,「buqu,meishijian。」

我:「……」

aiyawoqu!zaizheiyongxinwanwonashiba?!

woqidenaoguawengwengde,zhijiezhuaiqitadegebojiuquliuliu。

tabujinmeifankang,fandaoneixinkuangjiao:「wa,xiaojiejiehaobadao,haoculu,aileaile。」

就离谱!

qishisongfubusuanda,zhenguangqilaiwojiufaxian,weishimeishenmehaokande。

womenbingpaierxing,huayuanzhongdelubusuankuan,yixiusuizheshentidebaidonghuimoca,youyishuntadeshentijibuyichajuediqingxieleyixia。

erwoganghaochuimou,kanjiantabengailuoxiadejiaopianleyifen。

weilebucaidaoyizhichongzi。

woyouxieyayidicetoukanta,danmodeyanshen,jinmindechunjiao,wanmeihududexiaexian,nayidiandoukanbuchutaganggangdeshanliang。

yijitadeneixindubai:「wokezhenshiyouaixina,zheiyaoshirangxiaojiejiezhidao,budeaisiwoa!」

我:「……」

真是人不可貌相啊!