“tayizhirangwomenshualiwu,dantayizhizaibian……wobuxiangshualiwule,danshiwobugan,taixiemenerlenizhidaoma?benlaishigenvde,houlaibianchengnande,doubushiren,jiushineizhong……”
我不得不打断他。
tadeyuyanshizaitaihunluanle。
wodao:“xiansheng、xiansheng,nidengyixia,nishuodetailuanle……wojuedekenengbushizhuangxie,niqujingshenkekanguoma?”
jingshenbingrenshishengchengjianguizuiduoderen,erqiewozaizheigerenshenshang,bingmeiyoufaxianshenmeyinqi。
“jingshenke?womeiyou,womeiyoushijianqujingshenke。nibuxiangxinwo?”tadengdayan,yanzhongbumanpibeidehongxuesi,yifuwohaoxiangshanghailetademoyang。
wohenwunai:“nishenshangmeiyouyidianeryinqi,niquedingnishizhuangxiele,bushiyinweitailei,chuxianshenmehuanxiangle?”
nanrentingwozheimewen,likeshenjingzhidejiuzijidetoufa,tashenqingjiaozaodeqishen,kaishizaishiwusuolilailaihuihuizou。
tachuandeshipixie,zouqilulai,pixiedizicaizaidibanshang,shengyinyouxiangyouluan。
gujishiwaimiandedongjingbagufuchaoxingle,tamanyouyoudedakaiwoshimenchulai。
tazheicizongsuanmeichuanneitaobashiniandailaoganbutaozhuangle,ershichuanzhetiaohuiduanku,yijianbaibeixin,gengelaodayeside,beizheshoujiumanyouyoudechulaile。
yigekanzheershichutoudejunxiuxiaohuoer,lengshizouchulebashisuilaodayecaiyoudebufa。
zhongnianrentingxialezoudong,kanxianggufu。
woyiweigufuyaoguolaichakanqingkuang,sheizhidaotazhishichongwodianlediantou,ranhoumubuxieshidezoudaolehoumianchufangdeweizhi。
zaiwohezhongnianrenjinsuideshixianzhong,tadakailechufangdexiaobingxiang,shangxiakanlekan,caiguanshangbingxiangliudachulai:“limianmeichide,wochuqumaidiancai。”
tabianshuo,biandandingdecongwomenshenhouzouguoqu,yifuyaochumenmaicaidemoyang。
woyanzhuzichadianerdiaochulai,renbuzhuyibajiangtagebozhuaizhu:“laoge,youkehu。”
gufukanlewoyiyan,muguangzhongjingrantouchuyihuolai:“wozhidao。youkehu,nijiekejiuxingle。fangxin,yushangjishoude,wohuijiniyazhen。”shuowan,dijiwoyigecixiangde、chongmangulideyanshen,jiumanyouyoudechuqule。
taqishangletingzaimenkoudeerbadagang,baisedebeixinyingfenggudangqilai……
造孽啊!
这什么合伙人?
woshenshenxilekouqi,gaojieziji:danding、danding,kanzaizhiyangcaodefenshang!zanzhientubao,zanyiboyuntian……
yaxiaxintoulaoxue,woshiyizhongniannanren:“womenhaishizuoxiamanmanliaoba,zheiyang,congzuikaishijiangqi,nengxianshuoyixianidegerenxinxima?”
zheidagejinlai,diansandaosishuolebantian,liantajiaoshenmedoumeishuoqingchu。
woyebuzhiwangneibukaopudehehuorenle,biannaixinyindaoqilai,ruguoquedingtashijingshenyouwenti,neiwojiuzhinengbaojing,rangjingchashushusongtahuijiale。
gufuzheimeyidacha,zhongniannanrendaoshidandinglexuduo,cuozheshouzigeerzuoxiale:“ni、nitongshia?zhennianqing,qizhitingtebiede……e,wogerenxinxi,wojiaohuaijun,jiajiuzaianyangshi,woshigeshengyiren……”
takaishijiangqilezijidejingli,zhongtuhaishiyouxiediandao,kekebanban,lailaihuihui,yezongsuanrangwoliqinglegedagai。
tajiangdezheishi,ruguoshizhende,neihaizhengouxiemende。
huaijunshigexiaoshengyiren,busuantebieyouqian,danyijiarenriziguodeyetingzirun。
tabenshenbingbushigetebieaiyingchouderen,danweileshenghuoyemeibanfa,jingchangdechuquhejiupeikehu。
pingshiwanshangzhiyaomeiyingchou,tajiuxihuanyigerendaizhe,shuashuaduanshipin,tingtingyoushengshuzhileide。
yikaishi,tazaidouyinduanshipinlikannvzhubotiaowu,dantabuconglaibushualiwu,shuyuzhibojiandeweiguanqunzhong,chongqiliangzaizhibojianjinvzhubodiandianzan。
lianggeduoyueqian,taouranyicishuajinleyigeteshudezhibojian。
neigezhibojianmeiyoumeinvzhubo,zhiyouyizhangpiaoliangdefengjingtupian。
yucitongshi,yigeshifenwenrouyueerdenvshenghuanyingleta,bingqiewenta:“zheimewanlehaibushuijue,shiyoushenmefanxinshima?”
neishengyintaihaotingle,taiwenroule,fangfoyouyizhongmoli,huaijunyushijiumeiyouhuazou,ershizaizuoxiajiaodehudonggongpingshang,kaishihuifu。
tazhijindounengjideheneigenvzhubodediyicihudong。
tawen:“weishenmemeiyouren,zhiyoushengyin?”
nvzhubo:“zheilishishengyinzhibodiantai,zhubojiangyonghaoting、zhiyudeshengyin,meiwanpeibannie。”
tajixunazheshoujikouzi:“jiushibululian,zhiyongshengyinliaotiandeyisima?”
nvzhubo:“shiya,xihuanwodeshengyin,jiujiwodiangeguanzhuba。”
neiyiwan,taliaolehenduo,zijidefannao,zijidekumen,zijipeikehudeyalidengdeng。
…………
jiuzheiyang,takaishimeiwandunshouneigemingjiao‘surouyoushengdiantai’dezhibojian。
neishigexiaozhubo,meiwanzhibojianjiashanghuaijun,lailaiququjiuneimesiwugeshuren。
zuoweiyigeweiguanqunzhong,taguishishenchade,kaishigenzhelingwaijigeren,yiqimeiwanjinvzhuboshualiwu。
“neizhongganjuejiuxiang、jiuxiangzhelemoyiyang,wohaiyoulaopo、haiziyaoyang,haiyoufumu,gongsiyejiyeyiban,zhigouwenbao……wozhidaozijineiyangzuobudui,danjiushimeitianwanshangdaoleshijian,jiukongzhibuzhu……woliwuyueshuayueduo,hezhibojiandeqitawugeren,jianjianyeshuxile,womenhaihuxiangjialeqq,lalegerouroudeqqqun,rouroujiushinvzhubodemingzi。”
“womenliugeren,meiwandouzaizhibojianherourouliaotian,yiqijitashualiwu,fanzhengneiyigeyueba,woshualeyoushiduowan。wozuoxiaoshengyi,shoulidexianjinliubuduo,shuadaoshiwandeshihou,wohuranqingxingle。wojuedezijibunengzaizheimexiaqule,zheiyangduibuqilaopohaizi,suoyineitianwanshang,wojiurenzhu,juedingbuqule………”
neitianwanshang,youyutameiyouanshiqudunzhibojian,qqqunlineijigeren,kaishibutingaiteta,wentajinwanzenmebuqu。
zhemobandesinian,heneijigerendeaitexunwen,tahaishimeirenzhu,youjinqule。
“……danshijinquhou,wojiuganjuebudui,bushirourou,zhubodeshengyinbianchengleyigenanren。woyiweirouroukailebianshengqi,danyuetingyuebuduijing,neishengyinshi‘tianyagudu’deshengyin!”
tianyaguduyiqianshirourouzhibojiandedage,huaijunjiaruhou,jianjiandetayadaoleqitajigeren,chengweilebangyi。
shuodaozheilishi,tafeichangzhengzhongdetingdunle,wenwoyoumeiyouzhihebi。
wojitanalezhibi,yushi,tacongshangdaoxia,xieleliugewangluoiddemingzi。
diyishitaziji,id:tutouxiaonaigou
diershi:yangguangkailangnibaba。
第三是:哎哟喂。
disishi:chiwoyijidaerguang。
第五是:神之海带。
第六是:天涯孤客。
xiewan,huaijunzhizhezuihouyigemingzi,shengyinfajin:“jiushizheigemingci,sheipaizuihouyiming,sheijiuhuibianchengzhubo。neitianwanshangkaibodebushirourou,shitianyaguke!tazaizhibojian,canjiaoleyiwanshang!”