ε(*･ω･)_/ﾟ:･☆
linchengandaizhexieqihuixialefeiji，shuqianmingdefensizaoyidenghouzaijichangduoshi。
linchenganbuyoumalejuzanghua，tamenzheicigenbenjiumeiyoubaoluxingcheng，buzhidaozheixiefensidaodishicongnaermaochulaide。
xiaoxizheimelingtongzenmebuqubangzhepoana？
fensimenkandaoxieqihuichulaile，yiwofengdiyongleshangqu，beibaobiaomenlanzailewaiwei。
“gegefangxinfei，qiyuanyongxiangsui！！”
“gegegege，womenaini！jiayou！”
zheishiputongdexiaofensihande，xieqihuidefensidoujiao“qiyuan”。
“aaaa！！！huizai，huizai，kankanwo，mamazaizheieraaa。”
“huizai，nizenmecaichuanleyijianweiyi？lengbuleng？yaobuyaomamajinimaijianwaitao？”
zheishiyixiemingmingbixieqihuihaiyaonianqing，quewangxiangdangtamamadefensihande。
sheibuxiangyongyouyigeguaiqilaixiangshitianshi，huaiqilaiyouxiangshiyaoniedeerzani。
“qihuigege，wuwuwu，kankanwo，woxiangyaojinishenghouzi！！”
“qihuigege，biekanta，kanwo，woshengdehouzigengguai！”
xieqihuidenvyoufenduodaobaozha，tamengenbenwufaxiangxiangruguotayoulenvpengyou，tamengaizenmehuoxiaqu。
xieqihuishitamendeqiyuan，yeshitamenderenjianwangxiang。
tabuyinggaishuyurenheyigeren。
男的女的都不行！
“xieqihui！laozixihuanni！！！！”
yigecuguangdenanrenshengchuanlai，shenqianglizhuangdebaobiaobaxiangyaochongshanglaidenanrenyonglituikaile。
linchenganzaixinzhonganzipeifuzijidexianjianzhiming，haihaozaojiuanpaishanglejishigebaobiao，burangenbenjiuzoubuchujichang。
kan，tagudebaobiaozheibujiupaishangyongchanglema？！
xieqihuizhidaohenduofensiweilejianziji，shiconghenyuandedifangganguolai。
suoyijishizijixianzaideqingxuhenbuhao，tahaishigouqilechunjiao，xiangdajiahuilehuishou，zaiciyinqilefensimendejianjiao。
“Eric哥哥～”
yigezhinendeshengyinchuanlai，xieqihuiditou，kandaoleyigechuanzhegongzhuqundewuliusuixiaonvhai，doukuaibeirenqunyanmeile。
ruguofashengcaitashijian，houguobukanshexiang，takuaisudijiangxiaonvhailaoleqilai，dijilepangbianhaimeifanyingguolaidemama。
“小心孩子。”
“baobao，hesimamale！xiexiehuizai！”
suihou，xieqihuizaibaobiaodehusongxiazuoshanglebaomuche。
henkuai，tajiushanglewangluoresouqiansanming。
＃xieqihui，jichang，redu8658888
＃simannan，xieqihui，redu6588839
＃xieqihui，xiaoxinhaizi，redu5628866
【zheishenmeqiguaiderecia？ericgegeyouhaizile？？？】
【shide，duibuqigege，woyinggaibahaizihaohaozanghaode。】
【bu！huizai，mamabuyunxu！nicai21a！！！jiehunnianlingdouhaimeidao，nizenmenengyouhaizini？】
【loushangdebiejidong，shiericgegezaijichangjiuleyigechadianshuaidaodexiaonvhai，zheihuashiduizhehaitamashuode，bushizhendeyouhaizila。［xianchangshipin］】
【neimeishile，guoranshiwoericgege，biaomiandiyinpaokugai，sidixiazheimerouruanwenrou！】
【jiuming！nimenrenheyigerenbufenta，wodouhuishangxinde，ok？？】
【huashuotblqitachengyuanhaoxiangdouzaiguoneiba，zenmexieqihuiyigerenchuguolea，tashibushiyaodanfeilea？】
【youkenenge，zaojiutingshuotblzuhedechengyuanbuhedeshile。】
【qingbuyaoyinzhan！gegemenxiangchushifeichanghexiede，tbldemeiyigechengyuandouzhide！】
ε(*･ω･)_/ﾟ:･☆
shangzidengzailejichangmenkou，jizhaozhaokaileliangfensedeminicooperguolaijieta。
jizhaozhaobengbengtiaotiaodixialeche，jileshangziyigedadadeyongbao：“bao，nizhongyuhuilaila，wohaoxiangni，wuwu～”
shangzihuibaoleta：“woyexiangni，xiaozhaozhao。”
jizhaozhaohengleyisheng：“shenmexiaobuxiaode？nishibushizaibianxiangmawoxiongxiao，qingjiaowoda——zhaozhao，bieshuowole，wojidenideyebuzenmeyanga。”
“yi——haoruanhaoda！”
jizhaozhaozhenjingditaiqiletou，xiaolubandeyanjingdoudengyuanle：“zizi，shuohaodeyiqizuopingxiongxiaoxiannvni！”
jizhaozhaojuedetaiguofenle，tazijixianzaimianqiangshangleb，zizizheichabuduodoudaodleba，mingmingtachuguodeshihouyecaibde！
shangziyehenfannao，tayizhijuedexiongdaxianpang，pingxiongcaishixiannvdebiaopei，taxianzaiditoudoukanbudaojiaole。
jizhaozhaoyanzhuziguliuyizhuan，heiheidixiaoleqilai，tadexiaobiaoqingpeishangkeaidezhangxiang，rangrenrenjunbujin。
“zibao，laoshishuoba，nishibushijiaonanpengyoude，suoyicaifayudezheimehaode？”
shangziyouxiebujie：“……jiaonanpengyou，huiyingxiangfayu？”
jizhaozhao：“zenmebuhui？tebieshiruguotatiantianjiniroudehua，neijiuzhangdegengkuaile！”
shangzichunchunwuyu，kanlairangzijirucifannaodezuikuihuoshoujiushi“ta”le！！douguaita！haoduoxiaoqunzidouchuanbushangle。
jizhaozhaokanshangzidebiaoqingjiuzhidaole，“wa，zizi，niguoranyounanpengyoule？？weishenmemeiyougenwotiguowa？！nishibushibuaiwole，quleguowaijiujibuqiqinqinguimiwolema？”
shangzi：“wozijishiyidoubukenengjibuqiniya，womeishuozhuyaoshibutaiqueding，erqiewogentagangfenshouni……”
jizhaozhaojuedezijizhendeshinahubutitinahu，zizixianzaikendinghennanguo，tasuiranmeiyoutanguolianai，danshihaishiganshouguobierentanlianaideku，meixiangdaoxianzaiganshoudaolezuiqinaideguimidele。
suiranzizikanqilaihenzhengchang，kendingneixinhenjuewang！
tayouxiexintengdikanzheta：“zizi，tianyahechuwufangcao，yaobuwanshangqujiuba？”