台长差点疯了。
三天！
bukuishicaifachulaidenianqingren，banshizhenshileilifengxing，zheimedageshiersantianhoujiukaishile？genbenmeijirenherenzhunbeideshijian。bixuyaodengdao，haibixudexianchangzhibo。
gualedianhua，taizhangfengleyiyangchongjinledabangongshi：
“所有人静一静。”
“suoyourendaishangsuoyoudeshebei，likeganwangzuijindejichang，chengzuo‘lishihangkongjituan’tigongdezhishengjiqianwangtaipingyanggonghaideqiyuandao！”
zhenggebangongshiderendoujingdaile。
“什么？公海？”
“kuaidian！biemojile！”
“……”
与此同时。
美国国家电视台。
“我的天啊！”
“nimenzheizhongzuofaweibeiletiyujingshen，yonggaoejiangjinlaixiyinbierenmaiming。zheishibuduide。”
“nimendaodibohaishibubo？”
“播！”
“lishaoyeshuole：wulinbenlaijiubushuyutiyufanchou，benjiuchongmanweixian。wushushiyonglaiduifurende，zheiyici，rangdajiazhongxinrenshishenmeshizhenzhengdewulin！ruguonimennengzaisantianneigandaodaoshang，jiukeyihuodezhuanboquan，canjiazheiciquanqiuzhumudeshenghui，nuliba。”
“shangdia……womenyidingdao！”
“……”
tongyishijian，zaiyingguoguojiadianshitai。
“快！快！快！”
“太平洋，出发！”
“zhiyousantian，santianjiuyaobochule。ganjinzhaozhishengfeiji，kuai！”
“jueduibunengtuo，suoyourendouyaoxunsuxingdong。santianhou，yichangzhenhanshijiedezhibozongyijiemujiangzaigonghaishangjuxing。quanqiuzhibo，jimeiguodengyuezhihou，zheishidiercishoudaoquanshijiezhumudedashijian！”
“……”
zheiyike，quanshijiezhaguole！
zailishicaituanqiangdadeyingxianglixia，geguodezhongyaodianshitaidouzaitongyishijianshoudaoletongzhi。
tongyike，quanqiusuoyoudezhimingmeitijizhedouzaifengkuangdiganwangxiaodao。
ruguoyunqihao，keyichengzuomianfeidelishihangkongjituantigongdezhishengji。
yunqibuhaode，nizhinengzijibaoyijiazhishengfeijile。
eryunqishizaibeidaojiade，kongpanisantianneiganbushangdengdao。neizhendejiuyaoshiquzhiboquan，cuoguozheiyicidequanqiushenghuile！
全球媒体震惊。
yigegebaozhabandexiaoxifengkuangdekaishizaiquanqiufanweineichuanbo。
quanqiusuoyoumeiti，fengkuangdeweilizedezongyijiemuzaoshi。
jifenzhongnei，meitijufengchuibianquanqiu。wurenbuzhiwurenbuxiao，yichangshipotianjingdekongbudezongyijiemumianshile。
——《武林的真相》
全球炸锅了！
yourenchiziqianyi，yaopaisheyibuxianxuelinlindezongyijiemu。
无人组织。
无法组织！
yinweilishicaifabeihoutongtian，jishizheishiyouweibeitiyujingshendezongyijiemu，shihuichurenmingdezongyijiemu，yiranwufazuzhi。
erlizeyefeichangcongming，jiangbisaididianshezhizailegonghaishang，gonghaiwufalv。youshilidecansaizhezaizheilisharen，jiangwusuogulv。
wushurenzaimalizecanbao，xuexing。
dantamenbudong，zheishizheigeshijierenleizhenzhengdejueqizhilu。yinweiwulixuejintouyouxian，ershengwuxuedejintousuiranshijinji，quewuxian！
dangran，gengduoderenchongmanlejidong，fengkuang！
zheishiyigefengkuangdeshipotianjingdezongyijiemu，qianwugurenhouwulaizhe！
“号外号外！”
“**，shijiewudacaifazhiyidelishao，yaozaitaipingyanggonghaijuxingyigezhenzhengdewulinjiemu。yaoqingquanqiudesuoyouwulingaoshou，bojigaoshouqianqu。cansaijiuyoubaiwanjiangjin，silejiushifuxujin。”
“**，canbao，woyaokan！”
“woyaocansai。hahaha，zheichuanshuozhongdelishaonaoziyoukengba？yiqianwohaijuedewulinniubi，xianzaiyudaolianggedashibeidajia，hahaha，xiaosiwole，woganjuewoshangwoyexinga！”
“报名报名！”
“号外号外！”
“jingtianxiaoxi：lizefangchuhualai，jiangjinqianyi。jiemudiyijidediyiming，jianghuodeliubaiyijiangjin。diermingsanbaiyi。disanmingyibaiyi。qianshishiwushiyi。qianbaiqiangdejiangjinshiyi。”
“aaaaa！fengle！qianbaiqiangjiuyoushiyijiangjin，**！”