第3章 神特么的海鲜粥

guolehaoyihuiertacaihuilegezhoumeidebiaoqing,“shengqile?shenmeshihouxuehuinaopiqile?”kendingshigenyangcandaijiule,haixuehuiyuqinguzongle。

suyangzhidaotazaixiangshenme,yemeizaihuifu。

meiguoduodayihuier,tarenzhijiechuxianzailebingfang,tabashoulideniupizhidaifangzaichuangtoujushang,ranhouzuodaolebingchuangbiandeyizishang。

haishixunchangyuqi,“ganjuezenmeyang?zheimeyanzhong,zenmebuzaogenwoshuo?”

suyangzaixindilengxiao,tazaoshuole,nibuhaishuoganmaoyousibuleren。

jiansuyangmeilita,taqishencoujinta,shenshoumolemotadeetou,dongzuorenzhenerwenrou,“bushaole,yishengzenmeshuo?”

suyangqueniutouduokailetadeshou,“feiyaneryi,sibuleren。”

xiaoyichendezuijiaochoulechou,mianseyouxieganga,“yangyangbienaole,nitingwojieshizuotianzhendeshihenzhongyaodehui,kaiwanhuilingdaoshuoyaojuju,woyebuzhidaonizheimeyanzhong。”

suyanghenshaoguantadeshi,pingshiyebuzhanren,tinghuayouguaiqiao,suoyitamencainengzaiyiqizheimejiu,jizhoutamenshenbiandouhuanleyichayouyicha。kejintiantazenmezheimefanchang?

jieshidehenzhouquan,taiduyehenchengken,danjiranxiangguoyaoleduan,suyangjiubuzhunbeijianhaojiushou。

tamiandaidanxiao,yanshenqueturanbiandeduoduobirenqilai,“nimenlingdaolimianshibushiyouxingsuhexingjidea!”

xiaoyichenlianserouyankejiandelenglexialai,“nishenmeyisi?”

suyangzuibianyijiuguazhedandandexiao,“meishenmeyisi。”

真挺没意思的。

xiaoyichenkanjiangebibingchuangderennazhewaimaidaihuilai,qiangyaxiaqingxu,dishengdao:“nengbunengbienaole,nishengzhebingni,wobuxianggennichao,nihaohaoxiuxiba。”

shuowanzhuanshenjiuyaozou,suyangqueturanlazhuletadeyijiao。

tabeiduizhetagoulegouchunjiao,jiuzheidiannengnai,yingqibulejimiao,haibushideguaiguaihongta。

tagangyaohuitouchenjixunchitajijushi,quejiantashensepingjingdishuoleju,“xiaoyichen,yaobufenshouba。”

yixiaoshihou,yangcanwenqixiaoyichenlaimeilai,tagenyangcanbaobeijindu,neibianmiaohuidianhua。

“shenme,nigenxiaoyichentifenshoule?lihailewodebao!”

yangcandeshengyinyi120fenbeideyinliangchuanruermo,suyangroulerouerduo,kanjiangebichuangdedajiezaikanziji,ganjinwuzhulehuatong。

suyangwuyu,“jiejienixiaodiansheng,niyoubushitadesan,nijidongshenme!”

yangcanbishidiqielesheng,“tayepei?neitazenmeshuo,tongkuaidayingle?”

suyanghuiyiqigangcaineimu,xiaoyichenhaoxiangconglaimeizheimezhenjingguo,tashenzhixiangshenshouqutantadeetouyanzhengyixiatashibushizaifashaoshuohuhua。

dantadeyanshenzhongshiliuchuyishanerguodehuangluan,zhenghaoyougedianhuajinlai,tajiejichuqujiedianhuayiqubuhui。

“fanzhengtadabudaying,dougaibianbulejieguo。”

yangcantingchutahualideshanggan,suiranxiangzhetazaogaizheimezuole,danyoubudebugenzhexinteng。

tazhidaosuyangweizheifenganqingzhendefuchulehenduo,xiaogoushijialierfangdexiaoerzi,meishenmediwei,shisuyanggulitayidiandiandapinchuxianzaizheixiede。

baokuodanbuxianyuchengshouxiaoyichenshihaoshihuaideqingxu,hetaquanjiananyixiangxiangdeyali。

taroushenganweidao:“meishibao,tafeiliangpei,buguonizenmezheimeturan?”

turanma,tayijingtileyicitayagenmeidanghuishi。

dandangtakanjianzhuozishangtadailaidebaozhuangdaishangyinzhemanmanlouhaixianzhouziyangshi,huranjuedezheiduanganqingzoudaozheiyibujiuxianggexiaohua。

tahaixianguomina,cengjingliancailidexiangcaidouhuibangtayiyeyiyetiaochulaidenanren,jinghuiwangletayinhaixianguominbeisongguojijiu。

tingsuyangshuowanyangcanyoushiyizhenjidong,“shentemedehaixianzhou,zheigounanrenzhangxinlema?”

zenmehuimeiyouxin,zhishimeineimeaileba。

yangcanxiangxianghaishiqi,“nizenmemeibahaixianzhoupotayilian?”

suyangyudiaopingjing,“pole!”

“bao,niyeshishuaiqilaile!”

diertianshuwanyeshijianhaizao,tarangyangcanbatasonghuigongsi,haoyudeshihaidejiejue,yankanniandilezheigeguanhuzuizhongpingbijieguo。

gangjinbangongqujiutingjianxiuxishixuyanzhedemenneiyoulianggerenzaiqieqiesiyu,suyangyinyuetingjianzuohaochebeibaoyang、zhuangqinggao,bahaoyuxiangmunongdiuledeziyang。

zheishichiguachidaozijitoushangle,suyangbuaigenrenfashengchongtu,huanzuoyiqiandexingzigujijiuhuidangzuotingbujianzhijielveguole。

danjintianbuzhizenme,yexuzhendeshipanniqidabaofa,turanjiubuxiangrenle。

tatuimenzoulejinqu,xiaoyicencendigentamenlianggedazhaohu,ranhoujielebeikafeiyangzhuangtuoshou,zhijiesadaoleqizhongyigerendejianpanshang。

neirenjianjiaozhenaqibijibendaoleguolaikongshui,xiangmakanjiantalinglideyanshenyouyouyishunjiandexinxu。

suyangweixiaozhedaoqian,ranhouyuchujingren,“duibuqia,xuyaowozhaobaizhuguanbangnixiudiannaoma?yinggaiyebuxuyaowo,bijingniliangtingshude。”

zheirenhejishubudebaizhuguangaohunwaiqing,ziyiweizuodeyinbi,gongsijiuzheimeda,sheinengcuoguochiguadejihui。

neirenyoubeitatiaoqinuhuo,“nishenmeyisi,nibiexuekoupenrena!”

suyangyiranmiandaiweixiao,yudiaohuanman,“wozuiqimahaiyouhaochezuo,mouxierenkeshidaotie。”

shuowanshenshoupailepaitadejian,tanzheqigangzhunbeishuaiqilichangjiuzhuangshangletuimenerrudexiaoyichen。

suyanggangyaowentazenmelaizheile,jiukanjiantaqishixiongxiongdichongdaoneiliangrenmianqian,“jisuyangdaoqian!”

tamenlianggegongsiyeyouxieyewuwanglai,gongsiderenjihudourenshita,zhidaotashilvshiyebugandezui,fenfendaoqian,“suzuzhang,duibuqia!”

suyangbailebaishouzoulechuqu,xiaoyichenhenkuaigenleshanglai,“yangyang,wogangcaishibushihenlihai,nifangxinyouwozaibuhuiyourenqifunide!”

suyangyanshizheyanlidebiyiheyihuomeiqukanta,zheirenshiyile?zuotiannaochengneiyang,hainengdangmeishiren?

takuaibuwangzongjinglibangongshizou,xiaoyichenhaiyibuyiqudegenzhe,“nizheibingmeihaojiuchulaile,wopanichushi。”

suyangxinlidejiesonglesong,yanjianzhedaolezongjinglidebangongshimenkou,huitouyuqiwenhelebushao,“xiexienideguanxin,danwoxianzaizhenyoushi,nixianhuiquba。”

xiaoyichenjiantabianletaidu,yejiufangxiaxinlai,“neinixianmang,wozailouxiadengni。”

zheixiaonvrenjiushizheimehaohong。

suyangyemeilitazhuanshenqiaoleqiaomen,yanjingliqiaqiaozai,kanjiansuyangjinlaichaotabailexiashou,“xiaosu,tingshuoniqingbingjiale,haihaoma?”

suyangdiantou,zhibenzhuti,“haoduole,haoyudeshiwoxianggenninjieshiyixia。”

“neigewotingnimenbuzhangshuo,baizuzhangyijinggaodingle。”

suyangshenqingyansu,“bushizheige,woneitianquzuoshidikaocha,faxianhaoyudezijinlianyouwenti,womenbunengzheigeshihoujieru,fengxiantaida。”

“a?liubuzhangzenmemeigenwoshuo,tazhishuonigenhaoyuderenyouchongtucai......”

yanjinglizaizhengquangongsizuoleshijinianzongjingli,zheidianshiyikanjiutou,tatingxiameizaishuole,chaotadianlexiatou,“womingbaile,wohuizhaorendiaochade。”

suyangzheicaifangxinlikai,zheigeliubuzhangxianglaihaodaxigong,zhiyaoyeji,henshaokaolvhoumiandefengxian,chuleshijiuwangxiamianrenshenshangtui,zheigekuisuyangkebuchi。

xuejinrong、duyan、kaozhengquangongsi、zaigongsilineijuan、hexiaojiapanqin,buzhibujue,tahaoxianglizijixiangyaodeshenghuoyuelaiyueyuan。

xialoudeshihoubingweikanjianxiaoyichen,zhishishoudaoletadeweixin,“yangyang,wogongsiyoushixianhuiqule,nizijihaohaoyangbing。”

suyangkuxiaolexia,tuichuleliaotiankuang。