第6章 节目预热

qizizaiyiyuanyudaoweixiandeshihou,xuzhenganzhengzaiwaimianbenbo。

shengchanshijianwanquanmeiyouanzhaoyuqilai,xuzhenganbenlaiyeshiyizhipeizaiqizishenbiande,pianpianjiuneigeshangwuchuquleneimeyixia。

于是就错过了所有。

erjiuzaineitian,xucongcongdanshengle。

yeshizaineitian,xuzhengantongshisuoai。

kaizhechedexuzhenganhuiguoleshen,tingdaozijideerziyijingkaishichangxiayishougele。

tameiyouzaichenjinzaizheixiehuiyizhong,kaishiwenqileerzijintianxuexiaolifashengdeshiqing。

“baba,jintianwomenlaoshikuajiangwolee,shuowochanggehenhaotingde!”

“neikebu,niyebukankanshinishisheierzi。”

“自恋鬼!”

xucongcongwuqingchaoxiaoleyixiaxuzhengan。

suihoujixuxingzhibobodiwanqilemianqiandexueshexianrenzhang。

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huidaogongsidexiaoli,nazhepaishehaodesucai,jiaojilefuzejiemu《pijingzhanjidegemen》dezongdaoyanguofan。

guofandazhikanleyixiazheiduanshipin,youxiemanyididianlediantou。

效果不错。

“haole,xiaoliniqubazheiduanshipinnaqu。shisiweiyirendeziliaoyinggaidouchabuduoleba?”

“chabuduole。”zhulixiaolishuodao。

“xing,neiniqujiaodaiyixia,zheixieshipinkeyigongbule,weixiazhoudejiemuzhengshikaiboyure。”

“好的。”

xiaolishuowan,jiuzhuanshenzoukaile。

guofankandaoxiaolilikai,youxiepibeidibagongzuoyidiaodi,tanglexiaqu。

rouleroutaiyangxue,guofanzhenglizhezheidangjiemudesilu。

zuoweiduokuanremenzongyidejinpaidaoyan,zheibuxintuichude《pijingzhanjidegemen》,shiguofanzheijinianhuafeilezuidajinglidechengguo。

wulunshidianzi、chuangyi、huatidu,guofandoujuedeshishangshangzhixuan。

zheidangjiemudekandianshishenme?

zongjieyixia,jiushisangezi:huiyisha!

qingdeshisiweigeshou、geyanshuangqideyiren,doushiyidairendehuiyi。

youdegeshou,huoyuezaijiushiniandai,xianzaiyijingsiwushisuile。

youdegeshou,huoyuezaiqianxinian,xianzaisuiranzhengchuyuhuangjindianfengqi,danyijiushihenduorendehuiyi。

zaizheimeduogeshoulimian,qishixuzhenganzheiweijinianqianxiechubaokuanergedegeshou,busuantaituchu。

heqitayirenbiqilai,yexuhuiyishadexiaoguohuixiangduilaishuodiyixie。

bijingxuzhenganbenshenyecaisanshiwusui,heqitaxuanshoubi,haishitainianqingle。

zheigenianlingzhaolishuoyinggaihaichuyudingfengzhuangtaini,danshiguofankanguo,zheigexuzhenganzonggongyecaisanshishouzuoyoudedaibiaozuo,dadishikaishizouxiapolule。

erguofanhuixuanzexuzhengandezuidayuanyin,zeshiyinweiduifangshixieertongxianggequde。

xuzhengande【yuanjie】zheigebiming,xielehenduoerge、huozhedonghua、guomangequ。

zheishiyigefeichangshaojiandeleixing,guofanjuedezheikeyifengfujiemudeduoyangxing。

bijing,zheigejiemuzhuyaoshiyinledebipin,quanshiniandaihuiyisha,zongshiyouxiefaweide。

naohaizhongxiangzhexiangzhe,bangongshideqiaomenshengxiangleqilai。

“请进。”

zhulixiaolizoulejinlai,shuodao:“guozong,yureshipinyijingfabule。”

guofantingwan,congyizilizhanqishenlai,shuodao:“hao。neijiexialaijidetongzhigeweiyiren,renzhendamohaodiyiqidexuange。diyiqiyidingyaoxuanzijizuijingdiandedaibiaozuo,baneizhonghuiyideganjueyingzaoqilai。”

“好的。”

xiaolishuowanhou,jiutuichulebangongshi,zouxianglefuzexuanchuanfabudebumenzhong。

genzhezheilidegongzuorenyuanmenjinxingzuihouyibudejianchashi,xiaolihejigerenkaishixianliaoleqilai。

“lige,nijuedewomenzheishisigeyirenli,zuiremendehuishinage?”

yigenanshengkandaolinzhuliguolai,mashangqinrediliaoleqilai。

cishimianduizheixieren,xiaoliwanquanmeiyoulegangcaimianduiguodaodeqianbei,qianbeidezitaizuodefeichangzu。

“zheihaiyongkaolv?biranshihuminga!”

xiaolideyuqifeichangzixin:“humingbijingshiyaneryouzechangdezuichenggongfanlile,doubuzhidaochengweiduoshaorendehuiyile。”

“erqierenjiaxianzairenqihaihengaoni,bushidiyijiemuzuyehuijitadiyide,bijingnalezheimeduochuchangfei。”

“shishuo。neiligenijizheixierenpaigemingbei?”

xiaolizaiyishengsheng‘lige’zhongyouxiepiaopiaoran,haizhenduizheixiezishendegeshoumendianpingleqilai。

“diyikendingshihuming,dierdehuadagaishilizijian,disanmedangranjiushi............zuihou,yinggaishizheigechangergede。”

“a?woganjuezheigechangergedehaoxiangyetingyoushilide,tadedaibiaozuowodoutingguoni。”

“yaobuwomenduwubai?jiuduqianwuhehouwuwei。youyigechurusuanwoshu!”

“bububu,ligeshuoshajiushisha!”

“aiyameishila,xiaoduyiqing。”

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juli《pijingzhanjidegemen》kaibohaiyouyizhouzuoyou,youguanzheigejiemudexuanchuanyijingguademantianfeile。

xuduoren,napaduizongyimeiyouxingqu,douduoduoshaoshaobeizheidangzongyidexiangguanxiaoxishuaping。

tuyujiejiushiyiweiduizongyihaowuxingqudegaoyixinsheng。

tacikezhengzaijingliyichangweidadezhanzheng。

“**,sanshang、qiaoben、fenglaoshijuranjitifuchule!”

“hao,neijintianjiulaiyichangjiuweide,shuyuwomenxibushenqiangshoudezhanzhengba!”

“jintiandemubiaoshi,jianchiwufenzhong!”

ranerrangtuyujiegandaoyihandeshi,jintianzheichangjiliedehanzhan,yijiuyouxiebujinrenyi。

tishangkuzihou,tuyujieyouxiekongxudishuazheduanshipin。

yinweijinruxianzhezhuangtaile,cikedetuyujieliangyankongkong,bingqiesidajiekong,shuadaoneixiecabianshipin,yehenwusuoweidihualeguoqu。

turan,jiushuadaoleyitiaoyouguanzongyijiemudexuanchuanshipin。

benlaituyujieduizheizhong,neishigengjiameixingqude。

kepianpian,zheitiaoshipinkaitoujiufangchudeyishouge,rangtuyujieyanqianyiliang。

【雨点一滴滴地落下

caihongguazailantiandejia~~】

咦,这是什么?

tahaoxiangzaichang......wodetongnian?

tuyujietingliuzailezheigeshipin,yanshenlaolaodidingzheshoujipingmu。

zheigeshipinzaibofangzhede,shixuzhenganchangde《bupa》

ershipinhuamian,zeshineibudonghuapian《shenbingxiaozi》depianduan。

pianduanli,keaidexiaoyamozheneixiekepademoshou,shuozhejingdiantaici:

“moshoumoshouguai,huairendoubeiganpaole,biezaihaipa。”

ranhouneixiemoshou,jiubianshale。

yilianchidaizhuang,rangtuyujierenbuzhuxiaolechulai。

dalaoyemen,duizhepingmujuranluchuleyimuxiao。

wa,wodetongniana,haohuainiana。

neigeshihou,zijihaoxianghaishixiaoxueba?

made,turanhaoxiangzaiqukanyibian《shenbingxiaozi》!

【woyouyongqiwodoubupa,guantahandongyanxia~~】

xinzhongnuannuande,youxieanxinhegandongdetuyujie,chichimeiyouhuazouzheigeshipin。

tuyujiezaigeshengzhong,kanlehaojibian,ziranyezhuyidaoleshipinjiewei,duizheigejiemudexuanchuan。

【shisiweigeshouzhiyi——yuanjielaoshi,daizhetongnianhuiyishalaila!】

tuyujiefanzhepinglunqu,hedajiagongqingzhe,naohaizhongbuduandifanyongzheneixiezuizhenguidehuiyi。

haijideneigeshujia,tayangzaishafashangkandedonghuapian,yizhengtianmeixinmeifeidishaxiaozhe。

neigeshihou,peizhezijideshishenmeni?

shijinyingkatong,shikakukatong,shishaoerpindao。

shiyimumuwuyouwulvdetongniana。

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tuyujieshenzhijuedeguangdianzanyebugou,yushixianglexiang,gancuizhijiejiangshipinfenxiangjilezijidetongxue。

buxing,ganjueqingxuhaishimeixuanxiedaijin!

chajuedaozheigeshipinxiamian,haoxianghaiyoulianjie,yushituyujiehaoqididianjinlelianjie。

shi《pijingzhanjidegemen》zhong,duishisiweiyirendetoupiao。

zheigetoupiaoyiyi,zhuyaojiushizhangxianyixiageweiyirendeyingxiangli,yiyidaobushihenda。

tuyujiehaobuyouyudi,xuanzeleneiweijiao‘yuanjie——xuzhengan’deyiren。

toupiao,jiwohenhenditoupiao!

wodetongnian,chongchongchong!!

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zheiyangdeqingjing,zaiwangluoshangcengchubuqiongdechuxian。

ermangliudexiaoli,zaojiuwangleneitianzijideduyueheyuyan。

bijingtadangchuzhishisuikouyishuo,duyueyeshisuikouyiti,zijiyagenmeidanghuishi。

lizhulifeichangmangde,meitianyouhenduoshiyaozuo。

jintian,talaixuanchuanbumenyaodianwenjian,jiuzaidengdaideguochengzhong。

shangcineigechuipengzijidenansheng,yilianshenmixixidicouleguolai。

“李哥李哥!”

“gansha?”xiaolimeitouyizhou,qiguaidao。

“shangcideduyue,haisuanshubu?”

“哈?”

nanshengkandaoxiaolihaoxiangwangle,gancuinachushoujidijita。

“na,zheigezuihouyimingchangergedexuzhengan,xianzaishidiwule!”

“wojuedewomendeduyue,keyichenglile。”

nanshengyilianrenzhendeyangzi,kanzhexiaolishuodao。