第二章鬼怪事务所
laojiudefangzhuoqian，wohelaobaduizuozhe，heyikoujiu，chiliangkouhuasheng，congwoshiwusuikaishi，laobajiukaishijiaowohejiu，zhiyaotayoushijian，womenjiuhuixiangxianzaizheiyanghejiuchihuasheng，liaoyiliaotadeshenqijingli，yeliaoyiliaowodejinkuang，ruguoshuozaijingshenbingyuanwozuiyihandeshi，jiushibunenghelaobahejiule。
laobazamezamezui，zheishitahewanjiu，yaokaishishuohuadeqianzhao，“erzi，laobazhishuole，nixianzaibeihenduorenguanzhuzhe，bendasuanrangnizaijingshenbingyuandaimanwunian，jiukeyidaxiaomouxierenduisannianqianneijianshideguanzhu，meixiangdaotamenjingranhuiqujingshenbingyuan，xiangyaobanidaizou，laobaxinxinkukubaniqianghuilai，yezhishirangniyouxiangduideziyou，zhihoudeshenghuokongpahuihennan…”
wowaizhetoukanzhelaoba，sishiersuile，pifuhaibai**nendexianggeshijisuidenianqingren，shentiyinweizhangqibaochigaoqiangdudeduanlian，jianshuodexiangtouchongmanliliangdeshizi，woxiaole，haoxianglaobadewaihaojiujiaoshixin，“ninbushishuozhishuoma？”
laobadeshizhidiandianwo，hewopenggebei，zaizamezamezui，“xing，woduinideanpaishi，liangnian，liangnianzhineinibixuyaobagongdejileidaoziqi，daoleziqinijiukeyizirukongzhifuling，yehuidedaodifudebiyou，daoshihouneixierenzaixiangzuoshenmejiubixuyaokaolvdifudetaidu，niyejiuchedianquanxialaile。”
wochenmodedixiatou，laobakanwozheiyangtanlekouqi，“wozhidaonibuxihuandangdulingshi，zhishixianzaikongpazhiyouzheiyitiaolunengzoule…”
“ba，ruguowotingninde，sannianqianjiushiyigedulingshi，huibuhuijieguojiubuyiyangle？”
laobajingmingdeshuangyan，daizheyimowenrou，“yexuhuigengzao，dulingshishenshangdegongde，huirangsuoyoudeelingfengkuang，neishiruguonishidulingshi，tayidinghuiyouxianxuanzeshaleni，xishoudiaonidegongdehou，neiyidonglouderendouhuobuxialai。”
“tangseng？”woguyichakaihuati，wodeyongqibuzuyizhichengwojixuliaosannianqiandeshiqingle。
laobaxiaoleqilai，“xuanzhuangfashiyeshidulingshi。”
wojingyadezhangdalezuiba，laobatiaozhemei，“xiangbudaoba？”
zheisheixiangdedaoa…wozaixinlifufei。
laobahewohewanzuihouyibeijiu，kankanshijian，wozhidaotayouyaozoule，“zheizhangmingpiannishouhao，woyijingbangniyuelemingtianxiawuliangdianqubaodao，daoshinidashangmiandedianhua，zheiliangniannijiuzaizheiligongzuoxiulian，jizhubiechidao，tapiqibuhao，zuitaoyanbierenchidao。”
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xiariwuhoudejingcheng，chanmingzhenzhen，relangcongboyoudifanyongershang，youmenyouzao，wochecheyiling，xiangwanghuailidoudianliangfeng，ranerbingmeishenmeluanyong，kankanshoulidemingpian，zaikankanyuanmenkouguazhedemingpai，meicuoshizheilile，taochushoujianzhaomingpianshangdedianhuadaguoqu，zhixiangleyishengjiujietongle，“wei，ninhao，guiguaishiwusuo，youshenmekeyibangnin？”
wolengzhule，zenmeshigenvde？
“嘟嘟…”
woyoulengle，zheipiqiyetaibuhaoleba，zhishiliangsanmiaodegongfumeishuohua，jiuzhijieguale？woshigeyoupiqideren，zaicibohuiqu，haimeidengkaikou，jiutingduifanghoudao：“laonianganmiaojifeide！zhibuzhidaogennidanwudezheijimiaoshijianli，laoniangsunshileduoshaoqian？！ninaerde？！xinbuxinlaoniangchailenijia！”
chedilingluandewo，zaicishishen，duifangyezaiciguaduanledianhua，wogandadu，jiutazheipiqi，nengjiedaodanzhuandaoqian，wobanaodaigexialai。
xianghouzhuan！qibu…banbu…
ai…xiangdaomuqiandejiongjing，wohaishishouhuilekuachubanbudeyoujiao，zhuanshenqiaomen，youshihoumianduisandoumi，yaobangaizhehaishidezhe，sheirangzijiqindiebafangzimaileni…
banbodeqihongmumenhuanhuandakaibanshan，yuwochabuduonianji，zhangfamawei，baiseｔxu，shuixiniuzikuzaipeiyishuangbaisebeiqiaotou，henshiqingshuangdedaban，shoushishouledian，buguojingzhidewuguan，tianejing，pingzhidesuogu，yijixiuzhangdeshuangtui，haishirangwoyanqianyiliang，wozaidaliangta，tayezaidaliangwo。
“nihao，woshijiangqige，woba…”
haimeidengwoshuowan，tazhaozhaoshou，“jinlaiba。”
sanjianfangdedumenduyuan，zaijingchengyijingbuduojian，tayibianzouyibianxiangwojieshao，“xixiangweishengjianchufang，shangwancesuojidejiwochongganjing，dongxiangshinidewoshi，meitiandouyaodasao，rangwokanjianzhanglangnijiusidingle，shengxiazheijianjiushibangongshi，zao７diandaowanbuzhidaojidian，nichulegenwochuweituoyiwai，pingshijiufuzezhaoguwoderichangqiju，nibashuonihuizuofan？”
wopinmingyaotou，tapiepiezui，dunangyiju，“wojiuzhidao。”
“anpaihaowodegongwei，tashiyiwozuozaishafashang，tazezuodaowozhengduimiandeyizishang，jugaolinxiadekanzhewo，“wojiaoguyu，shizheijiashiwusuodesuozhang，yeshidiaochayuan，nijinhoujiushiwodezhuli，xiezhuwochuliweituo，yuexinsanqian，baochibaozhu，meiyougudingxiuxiri，youshizhijiegenwoshuo，wohuishiqingkuangjueding，lingwai，zaiwochurenwushi，buxuchahua、buxushanzixingdong、buxulikaiwochaoguoshimi，chaoguozheigejuli，wohennanbaohuni。”
woshuncongdediandiantou，laobashuoguo，zheishishangsheidounengre，jiushibierenvren，huodenirebuqi，silenigengrebuqi，genghekuangzheinvrenpiqirucibaozao。
xianranwodeguaiqiaotinghuarangtahenshouyong，zhongyujilewoyigexiaolian，zhenhaokan。
“xingle，jiuzheimeduo，aiganmaganmaquba。”
zuodaozijidezuoweishang，wozongsuantashixialai，congjingshenbingyuanchulaihou，zuinandechizhuwentidoujiejuele，meiyuehaiyougongzi，suiranbuduo，danyinggaigouhuale，bijingwoshiyigezaidanjianlibeiguanlesanniandejingshenbingren，wuzhixuqiuzaoyijingjiangdaolezuidibiaozhun。
guyuhaoxiangzhendehenmang，tadeshoujiyizhizaixiang，dianhua、duanxin、weixinyigejieyige，woxianzaixiangxintadagai、kenengzhendeyouhenduoyewule，momozijidebozi，qingxingganggangzhishizaigenzijidadu。
“zoule，youweituo。”guyuguaduandianhua，kanwoyijingzhanzaimenbian，manyidediandiantou，“keyi，jixubaochi，buguowoshibuhuijinijiaxinde。”
wofangebaiyan，nijiangdianhuaneimedasheng，wodangranzhidaoyaochurenwule，genbenmeixiangguojiaxindewentihaobuhao，linsegui…
guyuturanzaiwoshenqianzhanzhu，huiguotou，mizheyanjing，“wanglegaosuni，woshigetonglingshi。”
e…wogangadejuqishuangshouzuotoujiangzhuang，tonglingshihuiduxinshu…