第一章奇怪的草人
zumuyinweiniushanglejiaohuaierzhujinleyuan。
wotingshuohou，lianmangmailexiedongxiquyiyuankanwangta。
daoleyiyuan，gugukandaowolindedabaoxiaoguohou，kaishibuduandibaoyuanqilai。
“doushiyijiaren，maizheimeduodongxiganshenme？”
wozhuyidao，gugusuiranzuishangguaiwohuaqian，danshikanzhewodailaidedongxishi，liangzhiyanjing“shua”diyixiajiuliangleqilai。
gugujianfumumeihewoyiqilai，bianwenwo：“yueyue，nibamani？”
“tamenzaiyinxingquqianni，yihuijiushanglai。”
gugudianlediantou，haobukeqidicongguolanlinachuyigenxiangjiao，ziguzidichileqilai，wanquanmeizhuyidaoshenhoutangzaibingchuangshangdezumu，yanzhongdekewang。
zuihou，haishiwonazhexiangjiaozoudaozumushenbian，naizhexingziyidiandiandiweijitachide。
shinianmeijian，zumuwanquanbianle。
cengjingdezumu，shigeshifenzhuangshimanmianhongguangdexiaolaotaitai。
kezaikanxianzai，tayouheiyoushou，huoxiangshiyizhixiaoheihou。
zheishi，wokandaozumudehuailizhengbaozheyigebazhangdadexiaocaoren，shangmianhaitiezheyizhangxiezhewomingzidezhitiao。
嗯？这是什么？
woyishihaoqi，zhengshenshouzhunbeibacaorennaguolaizixikankan，gangsaixiayigenxiangjiaodeguguquejimangpushanglai，zuzhilewo。
“你可不能碰！”
kandaoguguyilianjingkongdeyangzi，woyinyinjuedeshiqinghaoxiangyouxiebuduijing。
“这草人有问题？”
guguganxiaoyisheng：“nayouwenti？”
“meiwentiweishenmeburangwopeng？”
woshenshouyouxiangqunacaoren，quejianzumufeilidiniuguoshenqu，jinjindibacaorenhuzaihuaili，shuoshenmedouburangwopeng。
woyufajuedezheilimianyoumaoni。
ranercishi，zumuqueturankuleqilai。
“nigexiaomeiliangxinde，zheimeduoniandoubulaikanwo，yiqianwozhenshibaitengnile！
“wozheishiganjuezijiyitianburuyitianle，jiupanatianturanguoqule，nidouganbuhuilaijianwozuihouyimian，zheicairangnigugujiwozuolegecaorenwawa，zaishangmiantieshangnidemingzi，jiudangshinizaipeiwole！”
kanzhezumukutianmoleideyangzi，wogangadinaolenaotou。
guguyezaiyipangfuhe，biaoshishiqingjiushizumushuodeneiyang。
jiuzaiwozhuomozhezheishierdekexinchengduyouduodadeshihou，shenhouturanchuanlaiyizhendahandajiao。
“打打打！”
“**！zheidounengtuanmie？！”
“hanxin！nidatuanzenmebulai？”
wozhuantouyikan，faxianbiaogezhengzaiyipangdazheshoujiyouxi。
tayitouzhangfazhachengmawei，shibushidiziyiweihenshuaidishuaiyixiagenyangtuomaosideliuhaier，zuilihaiyizhimamalieliede。
wojianbiaogezaiyiyuanlidahandajiao，jimangchuyantixing：“biaoge，xiaodiansheng，huidaraodaobiedebingrende。”
sheizhidaotangzaibingchuangshangdezumuqueshibuyuanyile，handebibiaogeshengyinhaida。
“nibieduoguanxianshi，wodawaisunshengyinyidiandoubuda！”
wodunshijuedewubiweiqu。
koukoushengshengshuotengwodezumu，gangganghaishuoxiangwo，jieguoyiniutouquekaishihouwo。
biaogexienilewoyiyan：“shimazi，laoshidaizhedele！”
wobeibiaogeqidegouqiang，zhengyaoshuotaliangju，guguquelianmangshanglaidayuanchang，lazhewozuodaobingchuangshang。
“ranrana，nijinnianduodale？”
“工作怎么样？”
“有对象了吗？”
woxinlidunshiyizhenaihao。
qidagubadayidesiwangsanlianwen，guoranhaishitaobudiaode！
wogangadiyaoleyaotou：“hai......haimeiduixiang。”
gugutingwozheimeyishuo，zhuanshencongbaolinachuyibajianzi，shanglaijiuyaojianwodetoufa。
woheleyitiao，lianmangwanghouyitui，shuangshoujiangtoufajihuzhu：“nizheishiyaoganshenme？”
guguxiaohehedijieshidao：“wozuijinrenshigedaxianer，suandetebiezhun，youqishiyinyuanfangmian，henyouyitao！qianjitianworangtabangnigenongleyixia，nigezhuantoujiuyudaogehaoguniang。lai，wonanijigentoufa，huitourangdaxianeryejininongyixia，rangnizaodianeryudaozhengyuan。”
shuozhe，gugujiuzhuaizhewodeshou，bajianzishenxianglewodetoufa。
wopazheifenglidejiandaoyigebuxiaoxinjiujiwopolexiang，youshizaishiningbuguoreqingdegugu，wunaizhixia，zheicaibuqingbuyuandirangtajianxialejigentoufa。
gugulehehedinazhewodetoufa，xiaoxinyiyidishouhao，jiugenjianlekuaijinzhuansidetebiekaixin。、
kanzhetazheigeyangzi，wobujinzhouqilemeilai。
tazheifanying，zenmekanzenmeganjuenalibuduini？
zumuhegugudoufeichangxiangxinguishenzheileifengjianmixin，dongbudongjiuqubaibaiasuansuanashenmede，haiwangjialiqinggezhongshenaxianerade。
duici，wozaojiuxiyiweichangle。
quanbudongquanbudong......
benxiangzhezhiyaotamenbuyingxiangdaoqitaren，wojiuzunzhongtamenyixia。keshixianzai，gugukanshangquhaoxiangdouyoudianmozhengle，yebudagezhaohujiuxiangjianwotoufa。
woyouxiebutaigaoxing，youyidameiyidadiyingfuzhezumuhegugudexunwen。
jifenzhonghou，wofumulaile。
zumuyikandaomuqin，jiubizibushibizi，yanjingbushiyanjingde。
“buzhengqidedongxi，liangeerzidoushengbuchulai！
“baichiwojiahaojiniandeganfan！”
sixianglaojiudezumu，renweizhiyounanhainengweijiazuchuanzongjiedai，nenggouzhenxingjiazu，ernvhaizedoushipeiqianhuo。
tingzumujingranzheimeshuomuqin，wodunshiyouxiebugaoxingle。
“zumu，zheidouershiyishijile，fengjianshilizaojiumiewangle！xianzaitichangnannvpingdeng，shengnanshengnvdouyiyang，nizenmenengzheimeshuowoma！”
zumuyitingwojingranfanbota，qidezhipaibingchuang。
“nigexiaoyatoupianzhidaoshenme？！nanhainvhaizenmenengyiyangni！
“nikankannideyangzi，qizhuangyifude，hairanlegetou，kendingyebushishenmehaodongxi！”
wobuyoudezaixinlibaoyuanzumuxuanzexingyanxia，biaogeyitouzhangfabushuo，fanershuowo。
bujinruci，tahaizhengyanshuoxiahua，gangshuowanxiangwo，zheihuieryoushuowobushihaodongxi。
她什么意思啊！
gujizaizumudeyanli，biaogeganshenmeshidoushiduide，**shenmeshidoushicuode。gangcaishuoxiangwo，yebuguoshizaifuyanwo。
zumuyouzhizhefuqin，tumoxingzihengfei。
“nigebuxiaodedongxi，shibushiwanglehaiyouwozheigelaoniangle？
“zheicipashijuedewozhuyuanle，huobujiule，xiangzheyaoyichancailaideba？”
fuqingangxiangjieshi，zumuquegenbenbujitajihui，zhuanshouzhixiangbiaoge。
“nimenyifenqiandoubiexiangdedao，yichanwozhijiliangliang！”
wozhuyidaogugutingdaowozheijuhuadeshunjian，yixiazibianxixiaoyankaiqilai。
biaogegengshizhuangchengguaibaobaodeyangzi，buzhukoudigenzumushuozhehaohua。
“waipozuihaole，woyihouyidinghaohaoxiaojingnin！”
zumuledejiayadoukuaiyaodiaole，yilianciaidikanzhebiaoge，hairangbiaogechishuiguo。
baituo！neishiwomaideshuiguo！