1“wuwuwu……azhe,wojia……wojiachudashile!”dianhuajietongdeneiyike,
jiangzhedeermochadianbeiweitongdeguikulanghaojidangchangsongzou。
tazhengbeijiafangbabadincidahuilaideshejigaozhemodexingxiaoguli,wenyanyigejiling,
chadianbashoulidegouqibaowenbeirengchuqu。“baobaobuku,zenmele?chushenmeshile?shushuayimeishiba?
”jiangzhedexinyixiazitidaolesangziyan。
“wobamameishi……shi、shiwojianeizuoshan……wuwuwu……yaobeirenqiangzoule!”weitongdeshengyindaizhekuqiang,
tingqilaiweiqudexiangzhiliangbaijindemao。shan?jiangzhenaoziliwengdeyisheng。
tazhizhidaoweitongshiguangxidashanlichulaide,dancongmeitingtashuoguojialiyouzuoshana!zheiniantou,
jialiyoukuangdouguoshile,youshancaishizhendalao!“shenmeshan?duoda?zhiqianma?
”jiangzhexiayishidiwenchulelinghunsanlian。“woyebuzhidaoduoda……fanzhengwoyeyedeyeyeneishihoujiuyoule,
shangmianzhongmanlebaobei!wosanshugongshuo,neishanzhishaozhi……zhibaweishu!”weitongdeshengyinyadejidi,
fangfozaitouluyigejingtianmimi,“xianzaicunlineibangdiaominyanhong,xiangheqihuolaibawojiadeshanjizhanle!azhe,
wohaopa……”baweishu!jiangzheyanqianyihei,chadianbeizheigeshuzizayunguoqu。tabaizheshouzhitousuanlesuan,
zijiyigeyueleisileihuo,qudiaofangzushuidian,chengsiyejiucungejiqiankuai。baweishu?
neideconghouzikaishiganqiba?“biepa,baobao,womashangguoqu!”jiangzheshunjianganjuezijimanxuefuhuo,
shenmegoupijiafang,shenmewanede996,zaibaweishumianqiandoushifuyun!“zhendema?
keshi……keshiluhenyuan,erqiewomencunlirenhenxiongde……”weitongdeshengyintingqilaiyouyouyuyouqidai。“xiong?
heng,wodaoyaokankansheigandongwojiangzhedenvrenheshan!”jiangzheyipaixiongfu,ganjuezijishunjianhuashenbadaozongcai,
“nidengzhe,wozheijiumaipiao!congjintianqi,nideshan,youwolaishouhu!”gualedianhua,
jiangzhezhijuedehunshenchongmanleliliang。takanzhediannaoshangneigewucaibanlandehei,lengxiaoyisheng,
zhijieqiaoxiayixingzi:shijieneimeda,woxiangqushoushan。ranhouxiaosadidianjilefasong。
laobandedianhuashunjianjiudaleguolai,paoxiaoshengzhentian。danjiangzhezhishidandingdiguaduan,lahei,yitiaolongfuwu。
qutamadegongzuo!laoziyaoqudangshandawangle!tahuosushoushixingli,
naoziliyijingkaishishangyanyichu“doushijingyingyongdouxiangyeeba,shouhuyiwanjiachanbaodemeirengui”deniandudaxi。
tashenzhiyijingxianghaole,dengbashanshouzhule,tajiuzaishandinggaigebolihuafang,
meitianheweitongguozheshenxianjuanlv、yushiwuzhengdeshenghuo。zuozaikaiwangguangxidegaotieshang,
jiangzhekanzhechuangwaifeisudaotuidechengshi,zuijiaofengkuangshangyang,biakhainanya。
tajiweitongfaletiaoweixin:“laopo,dengwo!womendehaorizi,jiuyaolaili!
”weitongmiaohuileyige“jiayou”debiaoqingbao。jiangzhekanzheneigebiaoqingbao,xinlimeizizide。
tawanquanmeizhuyidao,weitongcikezhengpantuizuozaicunkoudedarongshuxia,yibiankenzheganzhe,
yibianbatahejiangzhedeliaotianjilujietufadaole“xiangqinxiangaiyijiaren”deweixinqunli。【gaoding,
xinxinglaodongliyifahuo,yujimingtiandaoda。】xiamian,weitongdeqidagubadayifenfenfalaihedian。
【tongtongniubi!(poyin)】【zheishaxiaozikanzhetingzhuangshi,yinggainengkanbushaoba?
】【zanjianeisanshimuganzhedi,jiukaotale!】weitongkanzhequnlidexiaoxi,manyidixiaole。
tatudiaozuilideganzhezha,taitouwangxiangyuanchuneiyiwangwuji、zaiyangguangxiafanzhejinguangdeganzhelin,
yanshenlichongmanleduiweilaifengshoudekewang。shaxiaozi,niyiweishilaidangshandawangde?qie,
shilaijilaoniangdangniuzuomade!2diertian,dangjiangzhetuozhelianggejudadexinglixiang,manhuaichongjingdizhanzaicunkoushi,
tashale。xiangxiangzhongdeqipaipaifangmeiyou,querdaizhideshiliangkewaibozilaoshu。xiangxiangzhongdehaochejiesongmeiyou,
zhiyouyiliang“tututu”maozheheiyandesanlunchetingzaimianqian。
yigepifuyouhei、chuanzhejiefangxiededashucongsanluncheshangtiaoxialai,caozheyikounongzhongdejiazhuangputonghua,
reqingdichaotahan:“nijiushiazheba?woshitongtongtaershu!kuaishangche,leihuaileba?
”jiangzhekanzheneiliangchulelingdangbuxiangnadouxiangdesanlunche,zuijiaochoulechou。“shu……shushuhao,
womenjia……lizheieryuanma?”“buyuanbuyuan,fanguoqianbianneigepojiudaole!
”ershuzhizheyuanchuyizuokanqilaizhishaoyouwubaimigaodedashan,xiaodeyilianchunpo。
jiang..zhe..de..xin..liang..le..ban..jie。
sanlunchezaikanbiguoshanchedetulushangdianbolebangeduoxiaoshi,jiangzhedewuzangliufudoukuaibeidianchulaile。
dangtazhongyukandaoweitongjiade“haozhai”shi,tachedibangbuzhule。neishiyidongpuputongtongdeliangcengxiaolou,
shuiniwaiqiang,menkoushaizhelarouheyumi。weitongzhengzhanzaimenkou,xiaoyeruhuadichaotahuishou。“azhe,nilaila!
”jiangzheyixiache,tuidoushiruande。tahuangusizhou,chulelianmianbujuededashan,
jiushiyiwangwujide……ganzhedi?“baobao,womenjia……neizuoshanni?”jiangzhebaozhezuihouyisixiwangwendao。
weitongqinrediwanzhutadegebo,zhizheyanqianneipianguangkuowuyin、suifengyaoyedelvsehaiyang,
haoqiganyundishuo:“dangdangdangdang!zheijiushiwoweinidaxiadejiangshan!
”jiangzhe:“……”tazhizheneipianganzhedi,shengyindouzaizhandou:“zhei……zheishi……baobei?”“duia!
”weitongzhabazhedayanjing,yilianwugu,“zheikedoushibaobei!tianguochuliandeguitangyihao!dengbatamendoushoule,
neikebujiushibaweishuma?”“nei……neicunlirenqiangshanshizenmehuishi?
”jiangzheganjuezijidebazongmengzhengzaiyipianyipiandisuilie。“e,neigea,
”weitonglianbuhongxinbutiaodijieshidao,“zheibushikuaidaoshouganzhedejijielema,jiajiahuhudouquerenshou,
douzai‘qiangren’ni!wozheibushipanibeibiejiaqiangzou,caiganjinbanijiaohuilaidema!”jiangzheruzaoleiji,
dailidangchang。suoyi,meiyouyiwanjiachan,meiyouxiangyeeba,zhiyou……sanshimudaishoudeganzhe?
taganjuezijixianggebeipianjinchuanxiaozuzhideshabaitian,erweitongjiushineigehuadabingdetoutou。zheishi,
weitongdebamaheyizhongqinqicongwuliyonglechulai,jiangjiangzhetuantuanweizhu。tamenreqingdipaizhetadejianbang,
niezhetadegebo,yanshenlichongmanlezhangmuniangkannvxu……ebu,shibaogongtoukanxinlaizhuangdingdemanyi。“aiyo,
zheihoushengzizhangdezhenjun,kanzhejiujieshi!”“shiashia,zheigebo,zheitui,yikanjiushiganhuodehaoshou!
”weitongdemamaduanlaiyiwanheihuhudedongxi,reqingdididaotamianqian:“lailailai,azhe,hewanyoucha,
ququshiqi,dengxiahaoyouliqiganhuo!”jiangzhekanzheneiwanpiaozheconghuahezhami,sanfazheguiyiqiweide“cha”,
jiannandiyanlekoutuomo。taxiangpao,keweitongdegeboxiangtieqianyiyangguzheta。weitongcoudaotaerbian,
yongzhiyoulianggerennengtingdaodeshengyin,tuqirulandishuodao:“qinaide,laidoulaile,
zongdetiyanyixiawomenguangxidetesexiangmuba?”shuowan,tacongmenhounachuleyiyangdongxi,
saijinlejiangzhedeshouli。neishiyibashanzhehanguangde……kaishanmachete。“lai,baobei,
”weitongxiaodexianggexiaoemo,“xianxuegenganzherunrunhou,zanmenxiawujiukaigong。
”jiangzheditoukanzheshoulidemachete,youtaitoukanlekanyanqianneipianwubianwujideganzhelin,
tazhongyumingbai,zijibushilaidangshandawangde。taniangde,shilaidang“ganzhexia”de。
3jiangzhede“ganzhexia”shengya,shicongyishenbuheshiyidechuandakaishide。
tachuanzhecongchenglidailaide**banchaopaitxu、podongniuzikuheyishuangzhanxindebaiseyundongxie,zhanzaiganzhedili,
xiangyizhiwurujiwodebaitiane,xiandeneimegegeburu。weitongzewanquanshilingyifuguangjing。tadaizhecaomao,
chuanzhezhangxiuzhangku,jiaocaiyishuangjiefangxie,shoulinazhehejiangzhetongkuandemachete,
dongzuoxianshudiyikan、yixue、yikun,yitaocaozuoxingyunliushui。“kan,jiuxiangzheiyang,duizhungenbu,
‘ka’yixia!”weitongzuozheshifan,ranhouqidaidikanzhejiangzhe,“lai,nishishi。”jiangzheshenxiyikouqi,
xuezheweitongdeyangzi,lunqimachete,duizheyigencuzhuangdeganzhejiukanlexiaqu。“dang!
”huoxingsijian。ganzhemeishi,tadeshoubeizhendefama,machetechadiantuoshoufeichuqu。“puchi。
”pangbianchuanlaiweitongyayibuzhudexiaosheng。jiangzhedelaolianshunjianhongdaolebozigen。tabuxinxie,
maozulejingyoushiyidao。“kaca!”zheicishikanzhongle,danyongliguomeng,banjieganzhezhijiefeilechuqu,
zazailebuyuanchuyitouzhengzaichicaodeshuiniutoushang。“mou——!”shuiniufennudijiaoleyisheng,shuaizheweibapaole。
zhenggeganzhedilihuidangzheqinqimenshuanglangdexiaosheng。“aiyo,zheihoushengzi,liqishizhenda!
”“jiushiyoudianmeizhuntou,hahaha!”jiangzhehenbudezhaogedifengzuanjinqu。
tayigeshengaoyimibajidedananren,juranliangenganzhedouduifubule?weitongbiezhexiaozouguolai,
pailepaitadejianbang:“meishimeishi,wanshikaitounan。nizheishenzhuangbeibuxing,taijinguile,
xiangenwohuiquhuanyishen。”yushi,jiangzhebeipohuanshangleweitongbabadejiuyifu。
neishiyijianxidefabaidelanselaodongbushangyiheyitiaofeidadejunlvsekuzi,chuanzaitashenshang,
huoxianggetouchuandarenyifudexiaohai。zuirangtabengkuideshi,weitonghaicongchuangdixiafanchuyishuangzhanmannidiandejiefangxie,
reqingdirangtahuanshang。“zheixiehao,zhuadi,fanghua,xiadiganhuobibei!”weitongshuodetoutoushidao。
jiangzhekanzhejingzilineigetudediaozhadeziji,neixinfachuyishengaihao。tatangtangyigedoushichaonan,
shejijiedemingrizhixing,zenmejiulunluodaozheigedibule?tabazijide“canzhuang”pailezhangzhaopian,
xiangfajixiongditucao,jieguoyitaokoudai,shoujini?“zhaoshoujini?”weitongdeshengyincongbeihouyouyouchuanlai,
“ershushuonixinglitaizhong,bangninadaoloushangfangjianliqule。shanlixinhaobuhao,gujiyeyongbushang,
nijiuanxinganhuoba。”jiangzhedexin,chedichenrulegudi。zheinalishixinhaobuhao,
zheifenmingshiduanjueletahewaijiedeyiqielianxi!xiawu,
chedi“ruxiangsuisu”dejiangzhezaicibeiyasongdaoleganzhedi。zheici,taxuecongmingle,buganzailuanyongli。
taxianggexiaoxueshengyiyang,genzaiweitong**houmian,kanyidao,xueyidao。yigexiawuxialai,
tahunshenxiangsanlejiayiyang,shoushangmochulehaojigeshuipao,lianshang、geboshangbeiganzheyehuachuleyidaodaohongyinzi,
haixitilewenzisongdeshijige“hongbao”。ertadezhanji,shikanlebudaoershigenganzhe。weitongni?
renjiayijingmahaoleyidadui,zhengzuozaitiangengshang,yibianhezheshui,yibiannazheshouji,
buzhidaozaigensheiliaodehuore。jiangzhecouguoquyikan,chadianqidedangchangqushi。
weitongzhengzaitadeguimiqunlixianchangzhibo。【jiemeimen,jinimenkankanwoxinguailaidezhanggong。
】xiamianpeileyizhangjiangzhehuitoutulian、ziyaliezuidezhaopian。【hahahaha,
zheijiushinineigeshuoyaoweinishouhujiangshandenanren?】【zheizishi,zheibiaoqing,xiaosiwole,
tashibeiganzhedalema?】【tongtong,nitaisunle,sundoubeiniduowanle!
】weitonghaizaixiamianhuifu:【biegahei,renjiajintianbiaoxianbucuo,yijingxuehuizenmebukandaozijijiaole。
】jiangzhekanzheliaotianjilu,qidehunshenfadou。tayibaqiangguoweitongdeshouji,beifendikongsu:“weitong!
nitaiguofenle!nizheishizhapian!shinvedai!woyaopuguangni!”weitongyidianyebupa,fanerxiaoxixidicouguolai,
zaitalianjiashang“jiu”leyikou。“aiya,laogong,bieshengqima。nikanni,liulezheimeduohan,duoxinggana。
”tazhizhejiangzhebeihanshuijinshidetxu,yanshenaimei,“zheifuji,zeze,
binizaijianshenfanglianchulaidekeyouyongduole。”jiangzhe:“……”kee!juranbeitaliaodaole!tahongzhelian,
bashoujihaijiweitong,zuilidunangzhe:“ni……nishaolaizheitao!wogaosuni,womingtianjiuzou!”“zou?
”weitongtiaoletiaomei,“haoa,nizou。buguowoketixingni,congwomencunzoudaozhenshangyaosangexiaoshi,
erqie……zuijinshanliwanshanghaoxiangyoulangjiaoe。”jiangzhedelian,shunjianbaile。4diertianyizao,
jiangzheshibeiyizhenliaoliangdejimingchaoxingde。tazhengzhazhecongchuangshangpaqilai,
zhijuedehunshenshangxiameiyouyikuaigutoushizijide。youqishiliangtiaogebo,suantongdeliantaidoutaibuqilai。
tajuedingle,jintianshuoshayebuganle!tayao**!tatuozhechenzhongdebufaxialou,zhunbeigenweitongtanpai。
jieguogangdaoketing,jiukandaoyigeshengaomuceyimijiu,pifushijiankanggutongse,
jirouxiantiaoliuchangdexiangguxiladiaosudenanren,zhengzuozaizhuobianchizaofan。nanrenkandaota,liezuiyixiao,
luchuyikoudabaiya:“nijiushitongjiedenanpengyouba?wojiaoabiao,zhugebicunde。
”weitongduanzheyiwanfencongchufangchulai,reqingdijieshaodao:“azhe,zheishiwofaxiaoabiao,
womenzheiyidaiyoumingde‘ganzhewang’!kanganzhedesudu,neijiaoyigekuai!
”jiangzhekanzheabiaoneibizijidatuihaicudegebo,zaikankanzijizheiliangtiaoxigeboxitui,
yiguwuminghuo“ceng”dijiumaoleshanglai。“ganzhewang”?he,haodadekouqi!
abiaosihumeichajuedaojiangzhedediyi,hanhoudixiaolexiao:“hai,shaziganzhewange,jiushicongxiaoganguanlenonghuo,
shunengshengqiaobale。buxiangnimenchengliren,xipinenroude。”zheihuatingzaijiangzheerduoli,
jianzhijiushi**luodetiaoxin!shenmejiaoxipinenrou?zheishizaishuotaniangpaoma?“sheishuochenglirenjiubunengganhuole?
”jiangzhetingqixiongtang,jinguanhunshensuantong,danqishibunengshu,“bujiushikanganzhema?youshenmelebuqide!
”weitongzaiyipangkanrenaobuxianshida,limatianyoujiacu:“jiushi!womenjiaazhekecongmingle,
xuedongxikuaidehen!abiaonikebiexiaokanta!”abiaonaolenaotou,heiheiyixiao:“wonagane。
neidengxiadilijian?woxianguoqule,niliangmanmanchi。”shuowan,abiaokangqilizaiqiangjiaodemachete,
chuizhekoushaojiuchumenle。jiangzhekanzhetadebeiying,douzhibeichedidianranle。tasanliangkoubawanwanlidefen,
duiweihanshuo:“zou!jintianwofeiyaorangtakankan,shenmecaijiaozhenzhengdejishu!”weitongbiezhexiao,
jitashulegedamuzhi:“laogong,youzhiqi!wokanhaonie!”daoleganzhedi,jiangzhechedishayanle。
zhijianabiaohuiwuzhemachete,jianzhijiuxiangkailewushuangmoshidezhaozilong。hanguangshanguo,
yigengenganzheyingshengerdao,zhengqihuayi,fangfojingguojingquejisuan。takanganzhededongzuochongmanlelilianghemeigan,
hanshuishunzhetalunkuofenmingdejirouhualuo,zaiyangguangxiashanshanfaguang。zaikanziji,xianggebenzhuodeqie,kanyidao,
xiesanmiao,kandaodeganzhedongdaoxiwai,canburendu。weitong“qiadaohaochu”dicouleguolai,dishangyipingshui,
youyoudishuodao:“ai,nikanrenjiaabiao,yifenzhongnengkanshijigenni。nini?yixiaoshinengkenwanyigenbu?
”jiangzhedezizunxinshoudaolehuimiexingdedaji。tayaozheya,yebushuohua,jiushimentoukan。
tabameiyigenganzhedoudangchengleabiaodetou,bachinaidejingerdoushilechulai。jieguo,yongliguomeng,jiaoxiayihua,
zhenggeren“putong”yisheng,shuailegegouchishi,haishunbianyadaoleyidapiangangkanxialaideganzhe。
“hahahahahaha!”weitongzhongyurenbuzhu,xiaodehuazhiluanzhan,chadianzhibuqiyao。abiaoyewenshengpaoleguolai,
guanqiediwen:“xiongdi,meishiba?shuaizhenale?”jiangzhecongganzheduilitaiqitou,lianshangzhanmanlenituhecaoye,
langbeidaolejidian。takanzheabiaoneizhangzhenchengguanqiedelian,hepangbianxiaodekuaiduanqideweitong,
yigujudadequruganyongshangxintou。tamengdicongdishangpaqilai,rengdiaoshoulidemachete,
touyebuhuidijiuwangcunwaipao。“wobuganle!zheipodisheiaizhongsheizhong!”tafashi,
tayidingyaolikaizheigeguidifang!5jiangzheyilukuangben,naozilizhiyouyigeniantou:taolizheili!
tajuedezijijiuxianggexiaochou,beiweitongwannongyuguzhangzhijian。shenmeaiqing,shenmeweilai,doushigoupi!
taxianzaizhixianghuidaoneigeyoukongdiao、youwaimai、youwifidewenmingshijie。tapingzhejiyi,
chaozhezuotianlaishidelupaoqu。tajideershushuoguo,fanguoqianmianneigeshanpo,jiunengdaodalushang,
daoshihoulangechequzhenshang,mailehuochepiao,tiangaorenniaofei!raner,tagaogulezijidetili,
yediguleshanludeqiqu。meipaoduoyuan,tajiuleideqichuanyuyu,shuangtuixiangguanleqianyiyangchenzhong。tafuzhexigai,
dakoudakoudichuanzhecuqi,ganjuefeidoukuaizhale。jiuzaizheishi,yigecanglaodanzhongqishizudeshengyincongbeihouchuanlai。
“houshengzi,paoneimekuaizuomiea?houbianyouguizhuinimie?”jiangzhehuitouyikan,