感化冰山反派的沙雕日常第16章

shuangbaotaijiemeixiangjian——lidaqiangdebeicanzaoyu

gongsidatangturansaodongqilai。

yigecaizheshilimigaogenxie、yishengaodingxizhuangdenvrendabuzoujinlai,qichanglingliderangbaoanzidongrangchuyitiaolu。

苏玥。

huaerjiejingyingban"sujin",lianfasihududoutouzhejingyingshidejingzhun。

lidaqiangganghaolaisongwenjian,jianzhuanglikelanshangqu:"zheiwei**,meiyouyuyuebuneng——"

huameishuowan,suyueyigeliluodeguojianshuai——

"砰!"

lidaqiangsiyangbachatangzaidishang,yilianmangran:"……xianzaidehuaerjiedoujiaozheige??"

sujincongdiantilichongchulai,mudengkoudaidikanzhehezijizhangdeyimoyiyangdenvren:"ni……"

suyuesaoletayiyan,zhoumei:"nijiushineigezaizongcaibankaiyanchanghuide?"

苏槿:"……"

苏玥:"丢人。"

苏槿:"???"

liangrenduishisanmiao,sujinturanshenshounietadelian:"nishiaiba?laoyezigaodeshenmequanxitouyingheikeji?"

suyuepaikaitadeshou,congbaolichouchuyifendnabaogao:"zijikan。"

baogaoxianshi——99.99%pipeilv。

sujinshale:"maconglaimeishuoguo……"

suyuelengxiao:"yinweitayebuzhidao。"

jiuzaizheishi,xiaojindeshengyinconghoufangchuanlai:"naogoule?"

suyuezhuanshen,yanshenshunjiancongxianqibianchengzhuanyeweixiao:"xiaozong,woshilaitanbinggouande。"

xiaojin:"daizheguojianshuaijineng?"

suyue:"fujiafuwu。"

sujinkankanjiejie,youkankanxiaojin,turanbengchuyiju:"laoban!ninyaoxiangqindeduixiangbuhuishitaba?!"

萧烬:"……"

苏玥:"……"

lidaqiang(haitangzaidishang):"wonengshenqinggongshangma?"

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weiyaozhengduozhan——sheicaishilaobandetiexinxiaomianao?

xiaojindeweitonglaideturan。

zuowantouchimalaxiangguodebaoying,zhongyuzaixiawusandianbaofa。tachengzhezhuozi,ejiaoshenchulenghan,quehaiqiangchengzheqianwenjian。

sujindiyigefaxianbuduijing。

"laoban!ninliansehaobai!"tayigejianbuchongguoqu,congchoutilifanchuxiaoyaoxiang,"kuai!chikeweiyao!"

xiaojinzhoumei:"buyong……"

"bixuyong!"sujinyijingmalidichaikaiyaoban,daolebeiwenshui,"xxpaide,woweitengjiuchizheige,jianxiaochaokuai!"

yaopiandidaozuibian,xiaojinguishishenchadizhanglezui——

"zhushou!"chenmishupomenerru,"laoban!moshengyaowubunengluanchi!"

tayibaqiangguoyaohe,zixijiancha:"zheiyaoguoqile!"

sujin:"hushuo!woshangzhougangmaide!"

chenmishuzhizhepingshen:"shengchanriqi2020nian,baozhiqisannian。"

sujinduohuilaiyikan:"……e,kenengshiwojicuobaozhiqile?"

xiaojintaiyangxuetutuzhitiao:"nimendangwoshishenme?shiyaodexiaobaishu?"

chenmishulikecongxizhuangneidaitaochuzijideweiyao:"laoban,chiwode,jinkoutexiaoyao。"

sujinbufu:"xiyaoshanggan!wodezhongchengyaogengwenhe!"

liangrenzhengzhijian,bangongshimenzaicibeituikai——

suyuezhanzaimenkou,shoulijuzheyizhiyaoji:"zuixinkuannamiweiyao,huaerjiegaoguanzhuanyong。"

三人齐刷刷看向她。

suyuebuchong:"buguoxuyaopixiazhushe。"

萧烬:"……"

sujin&chenmishu:"buxing!"

zuizhong,xiaojinzijicongchoutilinachuchangbeiyao,lengzheliantunxia:"douchuqu。"

sujinlinzouqianbusixin:"laoban,yaobuzaihedianreshui……"

"砰!"

huidatadeshishuaishangdemen。

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胃药关怀的乌龙后续

banxiaoshihou,xiaojindeweitonghuanjie,quefaxiandiannaopingmushangtiezheyizhangbianqian:

「laoban!wozaininchalijialefengmi!yangwei!」——sujin

taxiankaibeigai,limianpiaozhesankegouqi。

监控显示:

-sujintoutouliujinlaifangfengmi

-chenmishujinlaihuanchenglegouqi

-suyuezuihoujinlai……wanglimianjialedianbaisefenmo(houjingzhengshishidanbaifen)

xiaojinniezhebiliang,diyicigandaoshenshendewuli。

shoubiaoturanzhendong,sujinfalaixiaoxi:

「laoban!wojiedehuaerjielvlishijiade!taqishishigebaobiao!laoyezigulaiceshinide!」

jinjiezhechenmishudexiaoxiyetiaochulai:

「yiheshi,suyueshianbaogongsiwangpai,zhuanjiefuhaoweituo。」

zuihoushisuyuebenrendexinxi:

「laoyezirangwozhuangao:zaibuchishucai,xiacipaiyingyangshi24xiaoshidingshao。」

xiaojinfangxiashouji,kanxiangchuangwai——

louxia,sujinzhengzhuizhesuyuewendongwenxi,lidaqiangyiqueyiguaidigenzaihoumianzuobilu,chenmishuzhanzaiyipangfengkuangroutaiyangxue。

他突然很想知道——

xianzaibazheixierenquanbufapeidaoxiboliyafengongsi,hailaidejima?

已经构成骚扰。"

lizhengyangxiaomaisedepifufanqikeyidehong:"wo、woshilaiquzhengde!neitianguojianshuaikenengzaochengyongjiuxingsunshang!"

"e?"suyueturantiejin,"nalisunshangle?"

"xin、xinzang!"tatuokouerchu。

jiankongshili,sujinjidongdiyaohuangxiaojin:"laobankuaikan!sidegeermozonghezhengxianchangban!"

xiaojinzhoumeibotongneixian:"chenmishu,jilijingguanyuyuejingshenke。"

ranerdangwan,yourenkanjian——

chuanjingfudegaodananrenyibuyiqugenzhesuyue,shoulipengzhekuguafengmiteyin。

laoyezikanzhejiankongluxiang,turanpaizhuo:"hao!xiayigesunnvxuyouzheluole!"