第6章
tingwanjindajiedejieshao，suoyourendouchezheboziwangbieshulimianchou，xiangkankanneixiexingdeqianqizhangshayang？
可惜，一切正常。
bieshulimiandenghuotongming，shijiwandejudashuijingdiaodengyingzhaozaicibairuyudedibanshang，dounenghuangxiawodeyan，nayoushenmeguguaidedifang！
“amituofo，shizhufangxin，rensirudengmie，ruoxinyoubuganzhedouliuyuci，dingshihaiyouzhinianweicengfangxia。”
gaorenzhongyigeguangtouheshangdazhefohaolvxiankaikou，shuozhecongpiguhoumiannachuyigemuyulai，dandandeshuodao：“daipinsengchaoduyifan，biannengsongtalikai。”
zheiheshangshuozijishipinseng，woshizhenmeikanchulaia！
kantadexingtou，lianjiashashangdewenludoushiyongjinxianfengzhide，neijiaoyigeshehuaduomu，yebupaheixiongguaiguolaitou。
haiyouneigemuyu，putongdeshimutoushuahongqi，takedaohao，jurandulejin。
zaikantayishendefeibiao，nieyibajiushiyishoudeyou，shizaiwufahepinsenglianxiqilai！
danrenjiashuobudingjiushizheishenxingtoucainengzhaolandaoshengyi。
qitadegaorenyemeishuosha，woziranyeshigenzheqiaomimidekanxi。
zhijianneipangheshangnazhemuyu，yibianqiaoyibianniannianyouci，yebujinbieshu，jiuzaiwaimianraoquanquan。
zuzuyongleshijifenzhongshijian，heshangqidoukaishibuwenle，cazhehan，muguangbiandejiandingleqilai，“shizhufangxin，pinsengyijingchaoduwanle，neixiesuiyizou，fangdanjinqubianshi！”
heshangshuodediqishizu，kejindajiequeyouyubujue。
kunraotazheimezhangshijianle，jiuzheimehuiergongfunengjiejue？！
“wufang，pinsengxiandageyang。”
heshanghenyouxinxin，zhijiemaibuwanglizou。
咔嚓！
gangzoudaomenkou，heshangshouzhongdejinsemuyuzhijiesuiliekailai。
yuanbentongliangdeshuijingbiandehuminghuan，zhenggebieshudoukaishisanfachusensendehanqi，biwaimiandouleng。
bieshulimiangengshichuanchuyidaojianruirutongzhijiahuaheibanyibandeshengyin：“situlv，xiangsongwozou，nihaichadeyuanni！”
pangheshangdelianseshunjianbiandecangbai，hunshendehandouxihuiqule。
shouzhongdeqiaomuyudejianzhibushoukongzhidewangzijilianshangzhaohu，dongdongdexianggebuting。
meiliangxianeiheshangdenaodaizhongqiyigedabao，kanqilaigenshouxinggongside。
“a......amituoneigefo，haozhongdeyuanqia！”
pangheshanghoutuijibu，haixiangzainuliyiba，pangbiandedaoshiquelazhuleta，“xingle，meibenshidekaohouzhan，niyoubenkebiyezhengmajiuchulaihuyouren？”
pangheshangtouyunmuxuande，meitengchukonglaifanbo，daoshijiuyijingtaochuhuangzhitileshangqu。
“dadanniezhang，kanpindaoshoushini......”
啪！
huayinweiluo，daoshishoushangdehuangfuzhijiepaizijilianshangle。
neiyibazhangzheshibuqing，huangfudoupaisuile，lianzhongdegenpangheshangchabuduo，zhenggerenzaiyuandizhuanlehaojiquan，lingyizhishounazhedefuchen，chanzhulezijidebozi，xianxiebatazijileisi。
pangheshanghaodaizhuangmozuoyangleshijifenzhong，zheidaoshilianhuadoumeishuowanjiuwandanle。
wohenxiangxiao，bushiqingshineilaodaoshi，ershijuedezijinengbazijichouzhuanquanhenbukesiyi。
buguodajiadoumeixiao，congzheiliangrendebiaoxianlaikan，limianneiwanyierzhenbuhaorea！
pangheshanggenlaodaoshilianggeyinggaiyouxiefali，ruguoshichunhuyoudehua，yehunbudaojintian，erqieliangrenzaizheiyixingdangliduoshaohaiyouxiemingwang。
yinweijianliangrenchibiezhihou，shengxiadefashi、zouyinren、rulianshi、titoujiang、taiguanrendengfenfenyaotou。
“cirenshenqianbidingshoulejidadeyuanqu，buranbukenengzheimelihai。”
“meicuo，shuobudingshenqiandeshenfenhaihenbuyiban！”
“ngna，ruguoshiyibanren，wojiezhezouyindeshouyi，zhijiejiangtasongjinyinsidoubuchengwenti。”
“jiaruhaiyoushitidehua，wojitahuagezhuang，shuobudingnengyayiyayuanqi。”
“anjiushigetaiguancaide，zhuanyebuduikoua！”
......
zhongrenfenfenbiaoshimeibanfa，yijingkaishidatuitanggule。
zheixiakebajindajiejihuaile。
nimenbuxingzaoshuoa，xianzaibarenjiaremaolecaishuoshenmezhuanyebuduikou，rangzijizenmeban？
youtuisuode，ziranyeyoubuxinxiede。
toudaiyichilaizhanggaomaodeyinyangshijiuhengang，caozheyikoubiejiaodeputonghuadao：“zheigebusuanshenme，zaiwomendahedijie，jiayezihejunxiongcaishizhenzhengdexiongni。”
“你行你上啊！”
pangbiandabandegenjietoujiuliuhunziyiyangdeciqingshiduidao。
yinyangshibeitatuileyixia，maozixianxiediaole，“jintianwolaidecongmang，qiangdadeshishenmeiyoudailai，dengwohuiqude，qinglaitunjiutongzi，qingqingsongsongjiangtanaxia！”
我那个鄙视啊！
zheibangxiaoriziganshashabuxing，chuiniubidebenshidaoshibuxiao。
“吹牛逼谁不会？”
titoujianglengshengdao：“niyaonengzhaolaitunjiutongzi，wojiutuidetahunfeiposan！”
yibianshuo，tahaiyibiannachuyigediandongtuizi，ankaikaiguan，tuizifachuwengwengwengdexiangsheng。
duirenkeshiwomendeqiangxiang，zaizheigedijie，shuodeyoushiputonghua，hainengrangxiaoriziqifuge！
wokanzhetitoujiangsuishiyaosongyinyangshichujiademuguang，renbuzhushangqiandao：“ge，xianzainimenzheiyixingdougaiyongdiandongtuizile？”
titoujianggangayixiao，“yushijujinma，diantuizifangbian！”
“rujinzhiyouyigebanfanengjiejue。”ciqingshidashengdeshuodao。
jindajiedunshizhuazhulejiumingdaocao，“shenmebanfa？”
ciqingshimuguangzaijindajieshenshangdaliangleyifan，weisuodeqizhiyishanerguo，“dajienijintiangenwohuidianli，wozainixiong......shenshangwengeguanerye，youtazuozhen，buguanshenmexiesuidoubugankaojinnishimizhinei。”
jindajiezaiciyouyuleqilai。
tahaizhenbushipawenshen，ershijuedeyigenvrenshenshangwenguangongkaopuma？
能靠谱就怪了！！
rujindabufenrenyijingmeilebanfa，zaichangdezhiyoulianggerenmeishuohua，yigeshiyilianlengkudemiejueershi，lingyigejiushitoudaijianmaodenvwu。
miejueershiyikanjiubuhaore，youqishitashenbiandedaheigou，zhangzuijiunengtunxiawoyigenaodai。
neinvwushuobudingyoushenmebanfa。
zheishiwodiyigerenwu，yaoshuobupashijiade，ruguobushidaleandingdeyuangu，woxianzaizaojiuluohuangertaole。
suoyijianloushiwodediyimubiao！
wohuanhuandekaojinneinvwu，faxiantashouliguorannazheyigesaoba，congtoudaoweiyidongbudongdedingzhebieshulimian，yinggaishigegaoren。
“dajie，niyoushacaiyibuzhanshizhanshi？”
nvwudehuidachedidianfulewoderenzhi......