第一章
xiaohuanvyoufanranxingwu，xianqiwoshiguihuoshaonian，chuailewogenxuebashuangsushuangfei。
tabayuwotanlianaishiweiqichidaru，zhangzhechengjihao，lianhesuoyouxueshenghelaoshiguliwo，xiuruwo。
【woyiqianyanxia，zenmehuixihuanshangta？】
quantishishengdahuishang，tabawodingzaixuexiaodechiruzhushang，bawodezunyanhenhencaizaijiaoxia。
keshigaokaojieshu，wozuoweiweiyikaoshangqinghuadexueshengdaibiaoshangtaijianghua。
taliangzhinengzaixiamiankanzhe。
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wogenxiaohuaqiyudezaolianbeifaxianle。
banzhurenqinglejiazhang，qiyudemamazhengduizhewoyilianshuchu。
cikezheigeganbieshouruodezhongnianfunvzhengmanyanxianqizhizhewodebizi，tuomohengfei。
【nianjibudajiuzhidaoguaipiannvren，wojiaqiyukeshiyaoshangqinghuade！】
【nishigeshenmedongxi，yebusapaoniaozhaozhaoziji，wokeshitingshuole，zhengqizhejichezaixiaoyuanpaoniu，guihuoshaonianshiniouxiang，xiangnizheizhongren，yihouzhudingyaoqugongchangningluosi。】
【feiwu，liwonveryuanyidian，danwutanifudeqizerenma？】
wocalecalianshangdetuomoxingzi，niutoukanxiangnvpengyouqiyu。
qiyudizhetou，buganduishi，queyemeiyoubangwoshuohua。
lengmowugudeyangzi，rangwodexinliduzheyikouqi。
一边的我妈怒了。
【nipingshenmeshuowoerzifeiwu，chengjihaolebuqima？haibushishudaizi。】
qiyudemamayitinggenglaijingle，liangyanmaoguang，shenseaojiao。
【chengjihaojiushilebuqia，shangleqinghuarenshangren，zongbinierziliumengongkejiaqilaibudaoliangbaifenqiang，ganguaipianwonver，laoniangchoubusini！】
shuozheshangqianyaodawoerguang。
womaborandanu，genqiyumamaniudazaiyiqi。
changmianyishunjianxianruhunluan。
zheishihou，bangongshidemendakai，yigeqingxiudenanshengbaozheyiluoshijuanzoujinlai。
qiyumamayanjingfangguang，tanlankanzheqingxiunansheng。
zuoweinianjidiyizaixuexiaodahuishangzuoguobaogaodexueba，qiyumamaziranrende，erqiefeichangxihuan。
tayangzhenaodai，zhuazhexuebaliuhengdeshoubei，jiaodao：【wonverneimeyouxiu，yaozhaoduixiangyeyaozhaonianjidiyi，jueduibukenengyaoyigefeiwu，diaoweichejiusuanle，guihuoshaonianchizaodundalao。】
wofaxianliuhengliansefanhong，toutoukanleyiyanqiyu。
qiyuduishiyiyan，lianseyehongle。
我的心沉了下去。
zuihouzheichangnaojuyiwomadaoqianjieshu，bijingqiyushixuexiaodeqingbeizhongzi，congshangdaoxiajiweizhongshi。
erwozhishiyigehuaqianshangzhongdiangaozhongdediaoweiche，nenglaidaozheizuogaozhong，haishiwobamatuoguanxisongqian，xiaolingdaocaimianqiangtongyi。
wozhishixuexiaochuangshoudeyibufen，duoyigeshaoyigebuzhongyao。
fanzhengmeiniandabarenxiangyaohuaqian。
【luming，nixieyifenjiantaoshu，shiqingjiuzheimeguoqule，yihoubuyaojiuchanqiyu，tingjianma？】
banzhurenyuqibunaifan，cuiculikai，sihujiandaowo，jiuxiangshizangdongxi。
woxinzhongannu，shouwojiaqiandeshihouneimeshuangkuai，xianzaibailiansejisheikan。
haishiwomalejiewodepiqi，chenwofabiaozhiqian，zhuaizhewolangbeizouchubangongshi。
【ma，pingshenmerangtamenqifu！】
woshuaikailaomadeshou，xiangyaofahuo，kekandaotabozishangbeiqiyumamanaochulaidexuehen，suoyouhuayuhengzaihoulong，nanshouzhiji。
wochengjichajitadiulianle。
zaizheigexuexiaozhilunchengjideshidaili，congbuaixuexidewo，weilerangwoshangjin，bamahualehendadaijiacaijiwoshangzhongdiandejihui。
pingrilidefutaitai，congxiaojiaoshengguanyangde，keyinweiwodeyuanyin，zaixuexiaobeiyigezhongnianfunvzhizhebizima，haiyaobeigongquxidedaoqian。
xiangdaozheili，suoyounuhuoyanxiaoyunsan。
erzheiyiqiedeyuanyin，zhishiyinweiqiyunianjidier，wodaoshudiyi。
qiyumamawuruwodeshihou，yiwomaxingaoqiaodexingge，juranwufafanboyigezi。
wangzhewomahonghongdeyanjing，wodengshihuangle：【ma......】
womameiyoumawo，yemeiyoudawo，mozhewodenaodai，tankouqi，wunaidao：【mabuqiunikaoshenmeqinghuabeida，danzhishaojimazhengkouqiba。】
tahaixiangshuoshenme，dangujixiangdaowopingshideyangzi，mianqiangxiaodao，【huiquba。】
wangzhezouzaiqianfangdeshenying，wozhongyumingbaishenmejiaoxintong。
huoleshijinianmeijianguotaweiqudaohongyanjing。
zheixiedoushiyinweitabaobeierzibeirenmafeiwu，zhaobudaofanbodeliyou。
wodexinzangxiangshibeijiuzhuyiyang。
zheiyike，xinlibiezhedeneikouqi，zhijiechongdaotianlinggai，naodaimaochuyigefengkuangdexiangfa。
我要给老妈争口气！
老子也要考清华！