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jiemuzudechetingdaoleshanjiaoxia,wojiubeileyigebao,sulanchuleyigebao,haiyouliangdazhixinglixiang。
youyuzhuliburangdaijinlai,suoyidiyiguan,jiushigegeyirenzijinaxingli。
“yo,zheibushijiaqianjinsulanma?aiya,nishuoshuoni,bushisujiaqianjinle,zenmepaichanghaizheimeda?”yigejiaoqiaodenvhaizimanyanchaoxiaodekanzhesulan。
fangchuyue,neigeyanleduobuzuopin,xianzaiyechengyixianxiaohua,yinweihesulanfenggeleisi,liangrenziyuanduoyouchongtu,jidusulanbeikaosujiaziyuanduo,xianzaibaochuzhenjiaqianjin,henbudebasulancaidaojiaoxia,gangdazhaomian,jiupobujidaidixiluosulan。
sulanehenhendihuiying:“nierenduozuoguai,wozenmepaimiandale?”
fangchuyuebuxiedipielepiezui,kanzhewomenshenhoulimabianlian:“zhangfeng,zheishiayiba?ayininhao,woshifangchuyue,hezhangfengyigegongsi。”
woniutoukandaozuijinyinweiyibuxianxiajulichiqingnanerdejiaosedahuodeguzhangfeng,piejianconglaizhigaoqiyangdesulanqingbaidelian。
wocouguoquxiaoshengwen:“youqingkuang?”
sulanzhenglileqingxu,couwoerpang:“zhanan,qiannanyou。jianwobushizhenqianjin,huosugenwofenleshou。”
我点头了然。
jiemuzugaoshiqinga,bazhenjiaqianjinnongjinjuzubushuo,wanniansiduitou,gangfenshoudeqiannanyou,qijuyitangle。
狗,真狗。
guzhangfengreqingdihuiyingfangchuyue,hanxuanleyihuierzhudongguolaidashan:“sulannihao,zheijiushihenibaocuodeqiaoran?qiaorannihao,woshiguzhangfeng,tingshuonidedaxihenhao,buzhidaoyoumeiyourongxingdedaoran**dezhidao?”
什么情况?
bushifenshoulema?zheimetaohaowo,shiweilehesulanfuhe?
wobudongshensedikanlekansulan。
sulantieqingdelian,dengzheguzhangfeng:“nishenmeyisi?nidashenmezhuyiwohaibuzhidao?liwomeimeiyuandian。”
guzhangfenghanqingdeshuangyanbumanbushe,duizhewoshiluodishuo:“nijiejieduiwoyouwuhui,tingshuoqiaorandedaxihenhao,wozhenghaoyoubudaxi,xiangqingqiaoranzhidao。”
a,yanjizhenbucuoni。meiyoujingguokebanxuexi,danshi0julijiechumingxing,suishidoushixuexidejihuia。
sulanshengqidetuileyibaguzhangfeng,danshi,meituidong。
yushiqijibaihuaidihan:“nijiwogunyuandian,bierangwokanjianni。”
guzhangfengbujuederuhe,danshitamazuobuzhule:“nizheigexiaoguniang,zazheimemeijiaoyang,jiaqianjinguoranjiyinbuhao,zhanlebierenershiniandeshenfen,xianzaihaiyaoqiangbierendepengyouma?”
laotaitaiguorandaoxingshen,bushi“shabaiheng”desulannengbide,sanyanliangyujisulandaishanghaojidingdamao。
sulanzhengyaoshuahenfabiao,wobabaonudesulanladaoshenhou,qingqingyitui,guzhangfengmengdixianghoutuilehaojibu,laotaitaijinghuyishengfuzhuleerzi。
“wodaxishibucuo,keshinishinawei?niyoudaxishinideshiqing,genwoyouyimaoqiandeguanxi?”guzhangfengzhenglengle,tamabuleyile,niuzhefeipangdeshentiyaohewolilun。
“haiyou,zheiweidama,womenliangshenfencuowei,kedoushinidezeren。”
“sha,nimenbaocuole,genwoyoushenmeguanxi?”
“duia,genniyoushenmeguanxi,meiyouguanxinizaguanneimeduo,nizhuhaibianma?”
“puchi”,houmianchuanlaiyabuzhudexiaosheng。
zuihouliangzujiatinglaile,daqingyifengyianhemeimei,xinjinyingdiruanxinghehebaba。
fengyianmeimeiyijinnianlingxiao,meizuohaobiaoqingguanli,zaihoumianyigejingerdile。
rendaoqile,sheyingkaishizhibo。
gangcaijianbanuzhangdeqifenyisaoerkong,dajiareqingdihanxuan。
guzhangfengweizheruanxingheyikouruanlaoshi,haiyaobangfengyiannaxingli,beifengyianwanjule。
fangchuyueyebuluoxiafeng,nachufangshaishuangjidajiaca,rangdajiazuohaofangshaicuoshi。
zeze,zheiyanji,zhenshijianshile。woyiweishenzhangdefeijisulanyigeyanshen,sulanlerandediandiantou,genzhedabuduizou。
我抽空瞄了下弹幕。
“wozhangfenggegezhenshiwenrunruyu,qianxunyouli,duiqianbeizheimegongjing。”
“a,gege,woyaojinishenghouzi。”
“sulanzenmeyelaijiemuzule?xiuxiangaiwogege,gege,lizheigeyaoyannvrenyuandian。“
wangshangguzhangfengdenvyoufenyiliudekuazanzijiagege,shundaimamasulan。
“yuebaozongshizheimetitie。”
“kelianwoyuebao,jisulanfangshai,sulanhaifanbaiyan。“
“sulanzheige**,doubeitichuhaomenle,weishenmehainengjinjiemuzu?”
ng,fangchuyuedefensiyeshizhandouliqianghan,masulanhaobuzuiruan。
ruanxinghedefensihefengyiandefensiduoweilizhi,buzenmeshuaping。
shunbianchuanchazhewodemingzi。
“qiaoranbushisujiadezhenqianjinma?zenmehaishiyishentuqi。”
“meiyoushouguojingyingjiaoyu,jiushiyifuxiaoshimindemoyang。”
……
zaigongzuorenyuandecuicuxia,woyezhunbeichufa。
lutebiebuhaozou,dahuabushuo,haishiyigedoupo,zoumeiduojiu,henduorenjianchibuzhule。
danshizheiduiyuwolaishuo,neizaiqingsongbuguo。
wobeishangwodebao,liangshoutishangsulandelianggedaxinglixiang,jiaoxiashengfeng。
fangchuyueyilianjingyadeyangzi:“sulan,niqiangqiaorandeshenfenershinian,bujinrangzhenqianjinjinizuowuti,haijininaxingli,nizheiyetaiqifurenleba?”
sulanqidebuzhidaozenmemajiehen:“qiaoranyuanyijiwona,niduoguanxianshi。”
“aiya,youxierenjiushiminghao,buxiangwo,yiqiedouyaokaozijidapin。”
fangchuyueliangjuhuajiubasulanjijikeweidemingshengandimoca,shundaolileyigejianqiangziliderenshe。
buyongxiang,wangshangquanshikuafangchuyue,masulande。
wotanlekouqi,buzhidaolvzhanlvbaidesulanzheixienianzenmeguolaide,wotingxiajiaobuwenroudeshuo:“aiya,fang**,zheijiushiminga,sulanminghao,jishibushiwomensujiaqinshengnver,yeshiwomensujiarenkedeqianjin。wozhaogutashitazhide,nibufangduozuohaoshi,qidaoxiabeiziyetougehaotai。”
diyihuihe,chuzhangaojie。
fangchuyueliansetieqing:“bushihaoxinren。”
sulanhaoburongyibanhuiyiju,liezuihahadaxiao。
wokanzhezhideyimandesulan,wanle,wangshangjueduimanixiaorendezhi。wotanqiwangqianzou,sulanzhuishangwo,bangyebangbushang,zhinengbutingdejiwocacahan,jiwoshanshanfeng。
budayihuier,womenjiudaole,zhaodaowomendefangjian,woliangshoushihaoxingli,kanrenchichibudao,miaoyiyandanmu,ng,tamenhaizaibanshanyao。
wozhuaizhesulanqujiedajia,sulanbujie,ng?wonengduijingtouzhishuoqubangbangdajia,banidemingshenglayilama?
wotiqifengyiandexinglixiang,sulanbangruanxinghebabadasan,zhiyuguzhangfenghefangchuyue,ng,zheigebuzaikaolvfanweizhinei。
dengwomendaolehou,woyouxiandekanzhefangchuyueneibiandejingtou,haiyoudanmu。
“zheigeqiaoranshizenmehuishi?zheimeshilidema?zhibangyingdishihou,kanbuqigegeheyuebaoba?”
“loushangdebahaoxiangqudiao,hesulanyiyangdeheixinchang。”
“zheigewutiyoudianxiaozhanga,haimeijinyulequanni,jiukaishizuoyaole。”
“qiaorannvhanzia,biguzhangfengruanxinghejingdouda。”
“jingangbabishuodejiushitaba?“
“a,kanguanleyulequanderuonvzi,turankandaoyigedaobayangliudelinmeimei,ganjuezhenxinxiana。“
“zheiduijiemeihuafengzenmebudui,womenyaokan**dazhan。”
……
sulanjinzhangdelazhewodexiuzi:“qiaoran,duibuqi,nibeiwolianleile,nixiangzouwoxianzaijiugendaoyanshuoqu。”
“qie,duodageshia,biedanwuwozhengqiana。nijiukanzhe,wozenmedalianzheiliangge**。”
sulangandongdeyitahutu:“qiaoran,wodehaomeimei,woaisinile,wuwuwu,renjiahaogandong。”
woxianqidechouchuxiuzi,zhuanxindekanzhejiannanganludesirenzu。
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dengdajiadoudaole,daoyannachurenwuka,rangdajiaxiawuquhoushanbuyu,dadaoduoshaoshicaiquankaoziji,zhudayigezijidongshou,fengyizushi。
jiandanxiuxihou,womenwugejiatingdouchudongle。
ruanxinghebabayiluxingzhitebiegao,zuoweilaoyishujia,zuixihuanshanqingshuixiudedifang。fengyiangenzhebengbengtiaotiaodemeimei,yeshiyifuxiangshoudeyangzi。
guzhangfengdemamabutingdipaizhao,fangchuyuehaibangmangshejizishi,qilerongrong。
sulankanzhefangchuyuedunxiayangpai,zeleyisheng:“tiangou。”
wofue,guaibudesulanzhaoheini,zheizuiyizhangjiumeihaohua。
fangchuyuemeitingqing:“sulan,niyouzaimawoshenme?”
sulantuokouerchu:“manitiangou,tiangoutiangou,tiandaozuihouyiwusuoyou。nizheimedagerenbuhuibuzhidaoba?yanjingcaliangdian。”
wofue,yijuhuadezuiliangjiaren,sulan,nizhenxing。
wangshangyipianmasheng,qingyiseshimasulande。
“zheigenvrenzenmezheimezuiqian,yuebaojinglao,tahaishuofenglianghua。”
“sulangunchuyulequan。”