第5章

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chiwanfan,dajiazaiyuanzilinaliang。

fangchuyuexiangzhaohuichangzi,songyongjiemuzuzuzhidajiacaiyibiaoyan。nengbujingyijianbiaoxianziji,dajiadoutongyile。

但是除了我。

xianzaisheidouzhidao,wocongxiaomeixueguoshenmecaiyi。fangchuyuezheishizaiwozheipenglejicibi,jihenshangwole。

guoran,fangchuyuekaikoujiudianming,rangwobiaoyanyiduancaiyi,changgetiaowudouxing。

sulandanxindekanzhewoshangtai,wosuibianjianlegenmutiao,duizhejingtoubaoquanxingli:“zaizuodegeweipengyou,pingmuqiandeguanzhongmen,daoyanmenzhipianrenmen,dajiawanshanghao,woshiqiaoran,cong5suikaishixuewu,zhijin15nian,jingtongshibabanbingqi。ruguodaoyanmenyouwuxidejiaose,qingkaolvkaolvzaixia,ruguodaoyanmenxuyaowuti,yehuanyinglaizhaowo,huohaohuabuduo,yigezihaoyong。”

“献丑了。”

woshuashuadeshualeyitaojianfa,zuihoujigekongfan,yitiaotiaoshangleqiangtou。

sheyingshidoumengle,renxiaoshile?

kanderuanxinghefuziliangzhanqilaijiaohao,sulanfengyianjieliangmanyanxingxing,wangyoumenyefengle。

“bushi,zheishizhengongfuba?diaodaduoshao5maoqiutexiao?”

“guodao、zhengdao、fengdao、lidao,kanjianmei,ganjinlianxizheigeqiaoran,nimendewuxibiaoganzaizheini!”

“aaaa,zenmebinanrenhaishuai?woshoubule,woyaojinishenghouzi。”

wobuzhidaodeshi,sulanqianliangtianbangwozhucedeweibo,yiyejianzhangfen800wan,haizaichixuzengjia。

fangchuyueyeliuyidaowoderedu,toujibuchengshibami,jidebuxing:“qiaorannishiwuti,ziranhuiwushu。chulewushu,nizaibiaoyangebiedeba?changgetiaowudanqindouxing?”

wotantanshou:“buhaoyisi,wocongxiaojiuxuelewushu,biedemeixue,yebuhui。fang**xiangkandehua,sulankeyixinkumanzunideyaoqiu。

budengfangchuyueshuohua,wohanqilai:“sulan,shangtai,meimeibuhuide,jiejiebushang.”

sulanguaneryixiao,zhidaozheishiwoweitazhengqudegerenshijian。

meiyousihaotuonidaishui,shangtaiyiqujuemeiwudaoranzhaquanchang。

qifenlimareluoqilaile。

wangshangsulandekoubeikaishinizhuan。

“zheisulanbushibendanmeirenma?zenmetiaowuzheimehao?”

“fangchuyuezhiqianbushishuobeisulanqiangzoudetiaowudejiaoseshitishentiaodema?zhengzhutiaozheimehao,tishennenggenghaoma?”

“tingshuosulangangqinshiji、gezhongleqidouhui,haihuitiaowu,tuotuodebaozangnvhai,haiyoushenmeshizhenbuzhidaode?”

wokanzhemanpingkuazan,zhibuzhudidiantou。

dajiadounachulejuehuo,wangyouyibaoyanfu,zhiyouguzhangfenghechufangyuebuzenmegaoxing。

guzhangfengchanggeyiban,tiaowuyiban,jiushiyizhanglianhaihaokan,suoyijintianshangtai,yizhijiewu,tiaodexixilala,hesulandeqifenxiangchashenyuan。

fangchuyuebugantiaowu,danleshougangqinqu,beiwangyounalaihesulanzhiqianbisaideshipinbijiao,fenfenbiaoshisulanqinyigenggao。

第四回合,绝杀。

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renaoleyiwanshang,zhibojieshule,dajiafenfenxiuxi。

woxishuwan,beiguzhangfengduzaileyuanzichu。

“ranran,woxianggenniliaohui,guanxidaoniyihoudeanquanwenti。”

wozaojiuyanfanleguzhangfengdechichan,qianrifangzei,buruyirizhihao,jintianworangnichedizaiwogenqianbengdabuqilai。

wozhuangzuoyihuodeyangzi:“wodeanquanzenmele?”

“zheiyang,shuolaihuazhang,sulanduiniyouwujie,wopataduinibuli,zanmenxiangxiliaoliao”

“a,zhendema?neishenmeshihoushuoni?”

“neijintianwanshanghaobuhao,wokanbuyuanchuyougexiaolinzi,wogennixiangxijiangjiangsulandeweiren。”

“xing,neizanmenxianhuiquxiuxixia,chuanjianwaitao,30fenzhonghouxiaoshulinneijianmian。”

jianwodayingdekuai,guzhangfenggaoxingdebuxing。

wohuiqutoutouzhaoledaoyan,gaosutamenzhaogesheyingxianzaiqulinzili,kaizhibo,youdagua,tingdaonengtishengshoushilv,daoyanmangbudiediquanpaile。

wozaisulanzheilejieleguzhangfengdeqingkuang,pilegewaitaoliuliudadadiqushulinle。

yuanyuandekanjianguzhangfengzaishulinbianzhangwang,tashenhouduozangqilaideshexiangtouyijingjiahaole。

guzhangfengshanglaijiugenwojianglesulandeyiduihuaihua,shenmejiduxinqiang,yazibibao,shuadapai,zhenjiaqianjindengdeng。

woyibenzhengjingdetingzhe,shibushidichajiju,yifuhuangrandawushihouzhugeliangdeyangzi。

liaoleshijifenzhong,cheguluhuashuoleliangbianle,wodazhehaqianzhunbeihuiqu。guzhangfengbianmoshubannachuyishumeiguihua:“ranran,woduiniyijianqingxin,zaijianzhongqing,woxihuanni。”

guzhangfengyidingduiwozuolexiangxidediaocha,juedewochushenbugao,nvhanzidexingxiangshenrurenxin,meiyoutanguolianai,tazheimeshuaiqidemingxingyichuma,yidingfuhuowodefangxin。

keshi,tagezhazha,wonengbuqingchuma?

wozhuangzuohaixiudeyangzijujue:“gulaoshi,wozhangdeyibanya,haimeiyoushenmecaiyi,nizenmenengxihuanwoni?”

guzhangfengmanmushenqing:“ranran,congyikaishijianni,wojiujuedeniyuzhongbutong,nishuangkuaiguogan,nimingmeiyangguang,niyixiazijiuchuangruwodexinli,zhanmanle,woyixiangdaoyihouhennanjiandaoni,jiuhennanguo。suoyichenzhemeihaodeyesebiaobai,ranranwoaini,jiwogejihuizhuiqiuniba。”

渣男果然有一套。

“zhendema?keshinihesulan,bushigangfenshouma?wozheiyangbuhaoba?”

“wohesulanmeiyoushenme,tayizhizhuiwo,womeiyoutongyi,zhishikantameiyoupengyou,caiduitaduoyoubangzhu。”

“keshi,wozaisulandeshoujili,kandaonimendeliaotianle,nihaiqinkoushuobuyaopuguangnimendeguanxi,dengguoduanshijianshiyeyouchenglejiujiehun。”wozhuangzuoweiqudeyangzichuoqi。

guzhangfengyaran,meixiangdaowozhidaodezheimeqingchu。

“guzhangfeng,wobuguannideguoquruhe,danshiwozhaonanpengyoudiyidian,jiushiyaochengshi。nitanchenggaosuwonideguoqu,wocainenghaowujiedidijienani,mingquedegaosuwo,zonghaoguorangwocai。”woyaozhechun,jueqiangdikanzheguzhangfeng。

guzhangfengxiangxiadingjuexin,shenshoufumowodetoufa:“shayatou,wozheiyangshuojiushipaniduoxiang。bijingsulanqianglenideshenfen。deque,wohesulantanguo,keshiqianjitianwomenyijingfenshoule。”

“nimenzaiyiqijinian?”

“sannian。woshuodedoushizhende,niyaoxiangxinwo,wozhendeshougoutadehuaipiqile,wojiandaonicaifaxian,woxihuandeshinizheiyangyangguangdulidenvhai,wogentayijingliangqingle。”

“niquedingbuaitale?wozhishibuxiangrangtawuhui,bijingwoqinshengfumuyangletaneimeduonian,ganqinghaishiyoude。wobuxiangqiantayisiyihao。”

“zhendeliangqingle,wodoubahuashuomingbaile,wobuhuihetayourenheguanxile。”

huoyuelaiyuewang,wodezaitianbachaia。

“keshisulanshuo,nigezhonggaodingyifu、mingbiao,haiyounixianzaideche,fangzi,doushisulansongnide。niyaohewozaiyiqile,zheixiedongxiniyongzhewogeyingdehuang,zaishuole,wocaishisujiazhenqianjin,tasongnide,wohainengshibeisongni。heng,niganjinbaneixiedongxihaijita。”

guzhangfengdeliansebuhaokan。

“nandaosulanshuohuangle,tazheigepianzi,woyaolataguolaiduizhi,juebunengshuoniyijuhuaihua。”

wozuoshiyaozou,beiguzhangfengyibalazhu。

“ranran,biezou,xing,wohuiqu,bazheixiedongxidouhaihuiqu。jiemujieshuhou,zanmenzaiqutiaogefangzizuoweizanmendeaichaokeyibu?”

“zheihaichabuduo。wobuxihuannidefangzishibiedenvrenmaide。”

“duile,nishibushihaojigejiaosedoushisulanjinide?shanggebaohuode《yuanshandai》,haiyoushenme《shanheling》,haiyoushenme?wobunengrangsulanwakuwo,wodenanrenyongbuzhebiedenvrenpeng,wosujiaziyuanduodeshi。nigenwoshuoshuo,douyoushajiaose,wohuiquhesulandingxiajine,jiqiandafaleta,yihounimenjiuchediliangqingle。”

guzhangfengluchubianmideshense。

“tazhendezheiyanggennishuode?”

“duia,tahaishuoheliudaohaiyouliaotianjiluni,tuilenijinjuzu。nandaobushi?tazaipianwoduibudui,haoa,buyaoliandesulan,nimeiyoujizhangfenggegeziyuan,nijingranxiashuo,kanwobusilannidezui,bashenmeliudaojiaochulaiduizhi。”

“bie,bie,ranran,biejidong,deque,sulanzhiqianjiwojigejiaose,chule《yuanshandai》《shanheling》《mingxin》《jinxiu》《womendeshidai》,haiyoujigezongyi。danshizheiyebusuantajiwode,shisujiaziyuana,tayigejiaqianjin,nanijiaziyuandangzijide,ranran,nibiebeitadaipianle。”

“nishuodedui,zheigenvren,haishuoshitadegonglao。”

wozhuangzuobufendeyangzi,qichongchongdehuiqule,guzhangfengladoulabuzhu,yigejingdiquanshuoxishiningren。

hehe,xiaoshengdian,wozaixiaoshengdian,yewubuzhuquanwangzhiboa。

diwuhuihe,shourenzhanan。