“wuwu……”guweiweichouyezhe，“shuaigegehuai，shuaigegebubaoweiweijiusuanle，haimaweiwei，weiweicaibushishazini，weiweizuizhaorenxihuanle。”
“shima？”fengyetingditoukanleguweiweiyiyan，“shibushisha，shishibujiuzhidaole。”
“shuaigegehuai！”guweiweijuezhezui，lunqiquantouqingqingzaifengyetingdegeboshangchuileyixia。
fengyetingbushuangzhoumei，mengdiwanyao，yibajiujiangguweiweidahengbaoleqilai，sanliangbujiuzoudaoleweishengjian。
“zenmeyang，yaowobangnima？”fengyetingdaliangzheguweiwei。
“yao！”guweiweishaxiaozhe，“shuaigegezhenhao！”
“你确定？”
“ng！”guweiweizhongzhongdiantou。
fengyetingzhouqilemeitou，danhaishishenchuleshou。
kedaolelimianyijiandeshihoutashizaishixiabuqushoule。
“gaisi！”tadizhouleyisheng，shenmeshihoutajingranlunluodaoyaosihouyigenvrenfangbiandedibule！
“nizijinongba，gaibuhuilianzheigeyebuhuiba！”
“neishuaigegebuzou，”guweiweiyibalazhulefengyetingdeshou，yanlihanzheleishui，kelianxixidishuo，“weiweipa，shuaigegepei。”
ranhou，fengyetingjiutingdaolehualaladeshuisheng。
yigenvren，jingrandangzhetademian！
haoba，kanzaitashigeshazidefenshang，jiubuhetajijiaole。
buguozuowanzaixishoujianfashengdeshiqing，tatangzaichuangshangkeshitingdeyiqingerchu。
“nizheimesha、”“heng，weiweibusha！！！”
“hao，”fengyetinghuanleyizhongshuofa，“nizheimekeai，shiyinweizuotianzaiwodeyushilizhuanghuailenaozi，haishiyizhidouzheiyang？”
“dangranyizhidouzheiyangle！”guweiweiliezuixiao，“weiweiyizhidouzheimekeai。”
“e？”fengyetingmilemiyan，yizhidousha？
chehuoqiantasuiranmeijianguohetalianyindegujiadaxiaojie，keyemeitingshuozheigujiadaxiaojieshigeshazia。
nandao，tashigemaopaihuo？
“neizuotiansongniguolaideneigenvren，shini|mamama？”
guweiweiyaozheshouzhitouxianglexiang：“shiba，yebushi。tajiwotangchi，wojiujiaotamama。tashiwobabadelaopo，wobabashuotahuiduiwohaode。”
“e？neinibabayoujigelaopo？nizijidemamani？”
fengyetingwenleguweiweibushaowenti，guweiweiquandoudale，fengyetingyixiajiugaoqingchuleshiqingdelailongqumai。
zhidaozhenxianghoudefengyetinglengxiao，hehe，guhongliangzheigelaodongxi，jingransonggeshanvlaihunongta？danzikezhenda！
“neini……”fengyetinghaixiangzaiwenguweiweiyigewenti，zhuantouquefaxiantayijingshuizhele，zuijiaohaiguazhekoushui，yidiandoubuzhidaotifangren。
果然是个傻子。
chentashuizhe，fengyetinglikequyangtaidaledianhua，jiaorenquhechaguweiweidezhenshishenfen。
tianhaimeiliang，jieguojiuchulaile。
yuanlaiguweiweishuodedoushizhende，tacongxiaojiubeiguhongliangpaoqizaixiangxia，xiaoshihouyinweimeiqiankanbingshaochengleshazi，yijingshalejishinianle！
zheimekanlai，qishitayeshishouhaizhe。
kanzhezheishazijuemeideshuiyan，fengyetinghuranyouxietitagandaokexile。
……
guweiweiyizhengyanjiukanjianleyizhangfangdaledejunlian。
budebushuo，fengyetingdeyanzhishizhengao，jueduidangdeqitazuowanneige‘shuaigege’dechenghu。
“zaoya，shuaigege。”guweiweichongzhefengyetingxiao，shunshoucalecakoushui。
fengyetingwanxi，meirenmeizemeiyi，kexizhanglegeshanaozi。
“laiwanyigeyouxiba，xiaoshazi。”
“shuaigege，wojiaoweiwei。”
“hao，weiwei。”fengyetingshenshoubaguweiweizangzaizhentoudixiadetangguohewanjudounalechulai。
weixieshuo：“nibukeyiherenherenshuowoxingle，yebunenghebierenshuonihewojianghuale，dongma？burandehua，zheixiedongxiwojiudoumeishoule。”
“buyaoshuaigege！haijiweiwei。”
guweiweishenshouquqiangtang，fengyetingbashoutaidegenggaole：“weiweiguai，nitinghua，zhiyaonihewowanzheigesheiyebugaosudeyouxi，wojiubazheixiedouhaijini。”
“haoba！”weiletanghewanju，guweiweituoxiele，“bugenrenherenshuoshuaigegedeshi。”
“ruguobierenwenqi，jiushuowoyizhizaishuijue。”
“ng！ruguobierenwen，jiushuoshuaigegeyizhishuijuejue，shuidehaoxiangxiang。”
“henhao，jinile！”fengyetingyanzhongshanguoyisitongqing，ranhoubatangguohewanjudouhaijileguweiwei。
guweiweigaoxingjile，baozhefengyetingdebozijiuqinleyikou：“xiexieshuaigege，shuaigegezhenhao，jiwotangchi。”
封烨霆愣了下。
zheinvrenjingranganqinta？！danziyetaidale！！
buguotalandegengeshazijijiao，neiyangqibuxiandetayehensha？
danzheishazikanqilaihaoxiangzhendehenkaixin，jingranhaizhudongbotangweijitachi。
keshifengyetingbuaichitang，jiuduolexia，meixiangdaotayiduo，tangjiudiaojinletashuiyili。
“a，tangtangdiaole。”guweiweilianmangditouqubafengyetingdeyifu。
fengyetingbutaixihuanbierenpengtashenti，zhengxiangbazheinvrentuikai，kexiangdaotashigeshaziyejiusuanle，miandetayoushahuhudidahandajiao。
haozaiguweiweihenkuaijiubatangzhaolechulai，yikoujiuchijinlezuili。
……
zaofanguohou，fengyetingyouzijideshiyaochuli。
guweiweijiuyouqulewanjufang。
guanshangmenzhihou，taxunsudijiyuanzaixiangxiadewaipodaleyigedianhua。
“wei，popo。wojintianyijingjianchaguofengyetingshangbanshenle，tadeshenshangbingmeiyoutaiji。ninquedingbiaogehoulaiqueshishiliuluodaofengjialema？”
“woquedingdeweiwei，neihaizikendingshibeifengjiaderenbaozoule，zheikeshiwochaledabanbeizichachulaidexiansuoa。”
“neiwojixuzhao，fengjiasunzibeidenianqingrenbushao，bushifengyetinghaiyoukenengshibieren，nifangxinbapopo，woyidinghuibangnibabiaogezhaohuilaide。”
“xinkunileweiwei，weilewozheigelaotaiponihaiyaoweiquzijijiajinfengjia，haiyaoshouxinggudeyijiaqifu。”
“popo，ninjiubiegenwokeqile，zheixiedoushiyinggaide。genghekuang，zheicihuilai，woyeyouwodeshiqingyaozuo！gujiadeneijigechouchong，woshibuhuifangguotamende！”