第6章 大闹办公室

zheishiguweiweidiyicilaigushi。

yilushangtajinliangbiaoxiandexianggemeijianguoshimiandexiangxiatubaozi,kanjiangezidongbolimendouyaojinghuzhelailaihuihuijinchuhaojici。

fangyazhiheguyouyouxianqitadiuren,jiujiaotabiezheiyangzuo,haishuoruguotatinghuajiukeyimanzutaderenheyuanwang。

“zhendema?xiexiemamameimei,mamameimeiduiweiweizhenhao!”guweiweimianshangzhuangzhesha,xinliqueyijingkaishipansuanzheruhejiaozheiduimunvdachuxuele。

tachaozhenaozheshuofangyazhishoushangdebaoshijiezhihaokan,youshuoguyouyoubeidebaokeai,shuozijiyexiangyao。

fangyazhiheguyouyoudangranshebude,neixiekedoushi**ban,jiazhihaojibaiwandedongxia!

danweileduzhuguweiweidezui,tamenhaishixinbuganqingbuyuandibadongxijiaolechuqu。

zaishuotamenyezhishizuozuoyangzi,dengyihuierliyongwanguweiwei,tamenhaidasuanbadongxizainahuiqu。

guweiweiqueyagenjiumeijitamenzheigejihui,tazhijiedaizhebaoshijiezhizaijianyingdedalishiqiangmianshangluanhualeqilai,yibianhuahaiyibianxiaopaozhe,yanranshigekuailedeshazi。

fangyazhishikanzaiyanlitengzaixinli,tarenzhejianjiaodechongdongquanguweiwei:“weiweia,jiezhibushiyonglaihuade,zheishihaodongxi,nidaizaishoushangzuihaoshizangqilai。”

guweiweiyikanjianfangyazhiroutengdebiaoqingtaxinlijiuanshuang,erqie,zheizhishigekaishieryi!

tajianhaojiushou,zaifangyazhidebuduanquanshuoxia,guozhenbashouzangqilaile。

dantabingmeiyoubashouzangzaikoudai,ershizangjinleguyouyoujiazhibaiwande**kuanpibaoli。

fangyazhijiantazongsuanshixiaotingxialelai,zheicaisonglekouqi。keguolemeiyihuier,guyouyouquehuranfaxiantadebaoshangquanshikouzi!meifaxiufudeneizhong!!

tademingbao!jingranbeiguweiweizheigeshaziyongjiezhiconglimianjihuapole!

guyouyouqidexiangsharendexindouyoule!

gengjiakeqideshi,tamensangerenconggongsijingguo,jingrantingdaohenduoyuangongzaisidixiataolun,shuoshenme:

‘ai,nimenkan,furenshenbianneigecaishizhenzhengdegujiadaxiaojieba,neizhiqianlaiguozanmengongsidejiushierxiaojiele?’

‘zheidaxiaojiehaopiaolianga,bierxiaojiepiaoliangduole,qizhiyijue!’

‘shia,nikantawangneieryizhan,jiugenyifuhuayiyang,jianzhishitaimeile!wanquandiaodaerxiaojie!’

shenmegoupidiaoda!!guyouyoutinglezheixiehua,jianzhixiangshangqusikaineixiexiao**dezui。

dantahuitouyikan,quebudebuchengrenguweiweishizhendemei。

tachaobai,pifuchaohao,zheimejindejulilianshangjingrankanbudaoyigemaokong,yanjiaoyemeikaiguo,biziyemeidianguo,zhenggerendoushichuntianrande!

zheijiaoguyouyoujidudefakuang,tazaixiang,dengguweiweimeiyongle,tayidingdezhaorenbatadezheizhanglianjihuile!

guweiweichajuedaoleguyouyouedudemuguang,xinzhongmomoweitadianlegela。

rendoushuoshangyibeideenyuanbuqianshedaoxiayidai,benlaitazhishixiangjiaoxunguhonglianghefangyazhizheiduigounannvde,kezheigeguyouyouhaoxiangyebushishenmehaohuose。

jiranruci,jiubunengguaitayiyahaiyale!

yijinruguhongliangdebangongshi,guyouyoujiufabiaole。

tachezheguweiweidetoufajiudamaleqilai:“choushazi,nijingranganhuahuaiwodebao,buxianghuolebani,banimailedoupeibuqi!”

guhongliangchileyijing:“youyou,nibushichuguolema?nizenmezaizheier?niganshenmedanijiejie!”

“laogu,shizheiyangde…………”fangyazhijieshileyitong,“ranhoutajiubawodejiezhihenverdebaodounonghuaile,bieshuonverle,wodouqi。”

“haolehaole,duodadianshi。”guhongliangduinvrendejiezhihebaobuganxingqu。

tazhijiecongchoutilichouchuliangfenwenjian:“jiaotamenbiedale,ganjinrangweiweiguolaibazheiliangfenguquanzhuanrangxieyiqianle。”

zheicaishidingdingzhongyaodezhengshi!

fangyazhizheicaiqubaweiweidaileguolai。

gangcaiguweiweiheguyouyoudaleyijia,suirantalianshangailejixiabingqiebeizhuapolepi,dandoushiqingshang,guoliangtianjiunenghao。

keguyouyoujiucanle,guweiweikeshizhuanmenxueguogedouhetaiquandaode,shenzhihaizaibisaizhongdeguojiang。

tahaishoudaguyouyoudeshihouchudedoushihenshou,bingqiezhuanmentiaoyinbidedifangda,kongpaxiangguyouyouneiyangdezhishang,genbenjiuyishibudaotadeyaoceheyexiaaileda。

guhongliangjiaotaqianzi,tajiuku,shuobeimeimeidadehaoteng,shunbianzaitoumiaomianqiandewenjian。

yuanlai,fenglaoyeziweilejizhiwurensunziquxifu,jingranxunuojisunxifutamingxiafengjiade8%deguquan。

fengjiashiachengdedingjijiazu,fengshidechanyebianbuquanguogedi,8%deguquankebushiyibixiaoshumu。

keguquanzhuanrangshushangxiedehenqingchu,shouzengrenshiguweiwei!!

guhongliangquezhunbeilelingwaiyifenxieyi,tayaoqiuguweiweizaidedaoguquanhou,zhijiejiangguquanzhuanrangjitaguhongliang。

he,guweiweizaixinlilengxiao。

dantalaidoulaile,jintianyaoshibuqianzheigezi,buanzheigeshouyin,tayinggaishizoubuchugushizheidongdaloule。

keruguozheimerongyijiubeigaoding,neitajiubushiguweiweile!

“wuwuwu,meimeidawo,meimeidaoqian,meimeidaoqianweiweijiuxiezijidemingzi。”

“youyou,nikuaigennijiejiedaoqian。”guhonglianghefangyazhidouquanguyouyouyaoyidajuweizhong。

guyouyoumeibanfa,zhihaodaoqian。

guweiweihenkuaijiuyuanliangleguyouyou,redezaichangdesanrendoujuedetaguoranshigeshazi,yimiaozhongqianhaizaiku,yimiaohoujiuhehaole。

guyouyoubuxiedifanlegebaiyan:“nihuixiezima?shangguoxuema?chunhuo!”

“weiweishichunhuoma,chunhuoshishenme?kuarendema?”guweiweitianzhenwuxiedidiwen。

guyouyoujiqibuxie:“dui,chunhuoshikuarende,nijiushigechunhuo!”

“e,meimeikuawo,meimeizhenhao,zou,weiweiquxiezijimeimeikan。”guweiweixiaomimidishuo,binglazheguyouyouqulebangongshilingyitoudeshuzhuo。

guhonglianghaiyouhuayaohefangyazhishuo,jiuzhufunver:“youyou,haohaojiaojiaonijiejiexiezi,baxieyihaohaoqianshang。”

“zhidaole!”guyouyouhenbunaifan,“zheimejiandandeshiqingfenfenzhonggaoding!”

guyouyoukaishijiaoguweiweixiezi。

guweiweiyaozhebitouwen:“meimei,chunhuozenmexie,gangcainishuoweiweishichunhuo,weiweixiangxuezheigezi。”

guyouyoufanlegebaiyan,xiexiale‘chunhuo’lianggezi。

guweiweiyouwen:“meimeidemingzizenmexie?”

guyouyouhenbunaifan,danhaishixiexiale‘guyouyou’sangezi。

guweiweihenmanyi,zaiguyouyoukanbujiandedifangqiaoqiaogouqilezuijiao。

ranhoutanaqibi,zaiguquanxieyishushangxiexiehuahualeqilai。

erguyouyouzhengzaiwanshouji,genbenjiumeizaizhuyita。

xiehaozhihou,tabaxieyinajiguyouyoukan,shengyintianmeidishuo:“meimei,xiehaole。”

“shizaiwozhidingdeneigedifangma?”

“shidemeimei,weiweihentinghuade,weiweixihuanmeimei。”

sheiyaozheigechoushazixihuan!guyouyouexinjile,zhunbeishouqixieyishujiubazheigeshazirengchuqu。

ketanaqixieyishuyikan,xuyaoqianmingdedifangjingranxiezhe!

‘guyouyoushichunhuo,dachunhuo,shijiediyichunhuo,wudichunhuo’zheiyangdezi!

“niyoubinga,jiaoniqianzixienizijidemingzi,nixiezheigeganshenme!”guyouyoubaohou。

“wuwu,meimeifahuo,meimeishichunhuo,shizuihaodechunhuo,shimeimeijiaoweiweide,meimeishuoguodechunhuoshikuarende。meimeizenmekeyixiongweiwei。wuwuwu,babamama,meimeixiongweiwei,meimeihuaihuai,dameimei!”

guweiweixianggecangyingyiyangbuduanzaiguyouyoudeerbianzhongfuzheizheiduanhua。

guyouyoukuaifansile:“nibizui!aaa!chaosiwole。”

ranhoutayijidong,jiubashoulidexieyishujisile……neikeshifenglaoziqinbiqianguodexieyishuyuanjiana,duciyifen,silejiumeile。

guhongliangqidetuxue,dunzaidishangjiansuipiandeshihoushoudouzaidou,shenzhihaibaguyouyoujichoumaleyidun,zhijiejiubaguyouyouqikule。

“meile,quanmeile。”guhongliangshihunluopo。

fangyazhiyehenxintenghenshengqi,danhaibaoyouyisixiwang:“yaoburanzaiquzhaofenglaoyeziyaoyifenba。”

“nishuodeqingqiao!zheifenxieyishizaifenglaoyeziyiweigujiadaxiaojieshigezhengchangrendeqiantixiaqiande,xianzaideweiweishigeshazi,niyiweifenglaoyezihaihuijizheimeduo。bujidouyoukeneng!guyouyou,nihaiyoulianku,nijiwogunchuqu!”

“laogu!nimanverganshenme,yaobushiguweiweizaixieyishushangmanver,nverzhiyuqichengneiyangma?”

“guweiweishigeshazi,nigengeshazijijiaoshenme!sheirangnidebaobeinverjiaogeshazishuo‘chunhuo’shikuarendehua!”

“nishenmeyisi,nizaiweihuzheigeshazima?!”

yishijian,guhonglianghefangyazhidachaodanaoleqilai,guyouyouyehenkuaibeiqianlianjinlai,yijiarenchaodebukekaijiao,liandiannaodoushuaile。

erguweiwei,quezuozaishafashangyouyixiameiyixiadichizhebangbangtang。

a,weidaojianzhibuyaotaitian!

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顾氏大楼下。

yeyihengzhengzaihefengyetingtonghua:“shide,yigeduoxiaoshile。keshiwojinbuqua,neishigushi,youbushiwozijijia。”

“e……haoxiangchulaile,haiduoleyigeren。ruguowomeicaicuodehua,yinggaishitadeneigejimei,jiaoguyouyoude。”

“ai,dengdeng……”yeyihengpazijikancuo,lianmangbachechuangfanglexialai。

“zenmele,nidaoshishuohuaa!”dianhuaneitoudefengyetingjianyeyihenghuranchenmo,cuicuileqilai。

“he,”yeyihengqingxiaolesheng,“youyisi,zhenyouyisi!yeting,chulegujiadezheijigeren,nicaiwohaizaigushimenkoukanjiansheile?nijueduixiangbudao。”