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jiaoshili，yourenhongxiao：“yaoshibeibingyangzizhidaoxinggeyizhidouzaishuatawan，huibuhuizhijieqisiahahahaha！”
我摇摇头。
怎么会呢？
wozhihuibirenherendouyaoganxiexiezhixing。
tarutongyifenanzhongbiaozhuhaojiagedeliwu，jidaiwoshenshoujiekaisidai。
dantabuzhidao，biaojiadeneigeren。
从来是我。
“gaokaoshiweiyiyicigongpingjingzhenggaibianmingyundejihui。”
danzaizheisuoguizuzhongxueli，shaoye**mendouduicibuyiweiran。
除了我这个异类。
womeiyouxianhedechushen，yimeiyoucongxiaopeiyangdetezhang，weidunadechushoudezhiyouchengji。
yizhongkaoladiermingzhengzhengsanshifendexianmuchengji，woxuanzelezheisuobenkelvbuzu1％，chuguoliuxuelvquegaoda99％desiliguizuxuexiao。
yinweixiaozhangdashouyihui，chengnuolewo10wjiangjin。
wodebingxuyaozhangqichiangguideyaocainengbaochiwending。
youqianrenshoufengjiansuibianluchudexisui，yijingshiworiyebenpaozaisiwangxianshangdemaimingqian。
yigemeizhangdadehaizi，nenghechengnianrendachengdezuiyouxiaode“jiaoyi”，jiushichengji。
suoyi，wocongxiaojiuzhidao，womeicidoudekaodiyi。
neixiegaoejiangxuejincainenghuachengchoutilidepingpingguanguan，weichiwochanruodeshengtijineng。
cainengyiciyouyiciduzhuwomaxiangbawomailehuancailidezui。
caikeyirangzheixiekuojiashaoye**men，changdaobeirenyazaitoudingdeziwei。
zheixiefujiaqianjinmen，jingranyehuijizhiwoyigejiajingpinhandebingyangzi。
congyikaishidelengchaorefeng，daoyouzhideshandongguli，zaidaozuihoushangshengdaozhitishangdechongtushanghai。
xiezhixingchuxiandeshijigangganghao。
zaiwoshoudaorenshenweixieshi，rutongtianshenjianglin。
jinjiezhezhuanbanchengweilewodetongzhuo，yishifenqiangshidezitaichuangruwodeshenghuo。
zaineixierenzhunbeizaiciqifuwodeshihou，tadouzhanzaiwomianqian。
wanzixijieshuhou，haihuiraohenyuandelusongwohuijia。
neishiyidongpojiudeyaoyaoyuzhuidelaolou。
wohaijidexiezhixingdiyicijiandaodemoyang。
hanzhejintangchichushengdefujiashaoye，yandiliuluchujifenjingyahenanyandeyane。
sihushinanyixiangxiangzheishijieshangjingranhuiyouzheimepinqiongangzangdedifang。
woequweidiguyiwen：“wochushengzaizheili，nihuibuhuixianqiwo？”
xiezhixinglikeluchuwenroudexiao：“dangranbuhuile，mingchan，wohenpeifuni。ruguoniyongyouhewomenyiyangdechushen，woxiangniyidinghuizoudegengyuan。”
shide，xiezhixingzongsuanshuolejurenhua。
wolengyankanzhetayibubuzoujin，zaitajingliangdeyanshenzhong，luchutasuoqidaidedanchunheyilai。
neitianwanshang，xiezhixingdemamazhengzaijieshoucaifang。
dapingmushang，youyazhixingdeguifurenxiaoyiwenhe，shouzhishangdezuanjiehuanghualewodeyan。
woyinxianglidezhongniannvxing，beishangyongyuanbeizhegexiaonanhai，lianselahuangfasilingluan，zhizhewodebizimawoshipeiqianhuo，meiyougongzhumingqueyougongzhubing。
woyidukongjuzijiyihouyejiangkunzaineiyangderenshengli。
danyuanlai，haiyouzheiyangdehuofa......
dianshiliderenmanmanbianchenglewozijidelian。
touguobanlanshisedeledping，wosihuduanzanchupengdaolebuyiyangderenshengguiji。
xiezhixingkanworumi，jimeinongyandidaqu：“zheimexihuanwomaa？bieji，lairifangzhang，yihouzongyounihanmadeshihou。”
我佯装害羞地低头。
xinlidehuomiaoquehuanhuanshengteng。
xiezhixing，congcikeqi，lierenheliewudejiaose。
该交换了。