gaokaodiertian,houmafanchele
gaokaodiertian,wenrouhoumatingzheyundusongwoqukaochang,
banlushangtarangrangduziteng,shuozijigumozheyaoshengle,
wojimangboda120,taquebawodeshoujidadiao,
“nigeshudaizi,gaokaoyaopingbixinhaodoubuzhidao?kuaisongwoquyiyuanba!”
wojianqishoujixintengdijianchayifan,ranhoujiuqitade“yundu”。
“haixiangbawodangchundanshua?rangniyaoshangdezhentoujiniyanglaosongzhongba。”
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zheiyishi,woshibeiwenrouhoumajiaoxingde。
“lulu,kuaiqichuangxishu,chiwanzaocanwomenjiugaichufaqukaochangle。”
wokanleyanshouji,guoranshigaokaodiertian。
chuangqianshishuxidelianpang,tingzhedaduzi,zhengxiaolianyingyingduiwoshuo。
那是我的后妈陈雪。
tadeshengyinwoyongyuandouwangbudiao。
shangyishitazaiwogaokaodiertian,rangrangzheduzitengyaoshengle。
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bieshuoshuaidongxile,jiuliandashengshuohuadoucongmeiyouguo。
neitiantajurandawodeshouji?
kantazheimefanchang,womanlianbujie。
tafanyinghenkuai,meiliujiwosisuodeshijian,tuiyiwanjiutangzaidishangwuzheduzihanteng。
wodingzhezhongrendemuguangbatasongdaoyiyuan。
dengwohuidaokaochangdeshihou,yijingjiudianbanle。
pangbiandejiazhangdouzaiqiaoshengshuowokexi。
dangrankexi,wosanmoquanshidiqi,benlaiyizhijiaoyijingmaijin985daxuedexiaomen,rujinzhinengfuduyinian。
danwomeixiangdao,wolianfududejihuidoumeiyou。
houmashenglegeerzi,babakaixindezuidouhebulong,baerzibaozaihuailishebudesashou。
manyuejiudangtian,qinpenghaoyoudangzhewodemiantaolun,shuofangjiadejiachanyihoudouyaoguididi。
bababawojiaodaoyibian,jiaowobuyaoduoxiang,yihoujiachanyirenyiban,tabupianxin,yebuzhongnanqingnv。
kexijiushiwohaobabadezheijuhua,rangwosangleming。
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chenxuebaozhemanyuededidizaiguaijiaochutouting。
tashenzhedanfenseqipao,lianshangqueshifuleyicengnuyi。
diditurankunaoqilai,babazhihaodiuxiawoquhongerzi。
wozhidaozijibushibabaqinshengdehaizi,buhuinazijidedidibijiao。
yebuhuihedidiquqiangshenmeqianwanjiachan,yinweiwozhixiangpingpingananguowanzheiyisheng。
zheishiwoqinshengfuqinshengqianzuihoudexinyuan。
womazaishengxiawozhihoujiusashourenhuan,woliusuineinian,babazaiyicimimixingdonglisangleming。
shixianzaidebabazhudongtichuyaofuyangwo。
tahebabayeshiguomingdejiaoqing。
woxianzaibabadeyuanpeiyizhihuaibushanghaizi,nainaibipotamenlihun,jibabajieshaolechenxue。
tahenhuishoumairenxin,zhidaowoxihuanxuexi,jiusongjiwohenduobenxitice。
neishidewojiusuannengweibuxianzhi,yebuhuixiangxinzijihuizaizaiyanqianzheigewenrouxianshu,biwozhidashisuidenvrenshouli。
tapawohetaerzizhengduojiachan,huozheshuotataitanxin,buxiangrangwofenzoubabadeyifenqian。
shujialiwobanyebangtatangnaiping,taquebaguntangdekaishuipingshuaizaiwoshenshang。
shuiganggunkai,wobeitangdiaoyicengpi。
wojinghuliangshengbianyunleguoqu。
zhidaodiertianzhongwu,wocaibeichenxuesongdaoyiyuan。
她当然是故意的。
shangkouganranyanzhong,wobazaiwaidichucha,tazizuozhuzhangqianlefangqizhiliaotongyishu。
yishengbawodeshitituichuqiangjiushi,taqingshengchuoqi,shuoyaoqinzituiwoqutaipingjian,songwozuihouyicheng。
tazhuanshenjiuhuanleyifumiankong,zaiwoerbianqingshengshuo:
“doubushinibadeqinshenghaizi,nishujiushuzaizijimeiyouma。haiwangxianggenwoerzizhengjiachan,zhenshizuomeng。”
“gaosuniba,wogenbenmeihuaiyun,haizibushinibadegengbushiwode,wobuhuirangnishunligaokao。”
wolianshangdebaibubeixiankai,tafumozhewodelianjia。
“duopiaoliangdeyizhanglian,kexinibazaiyejianbudaole。”
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wobahetadachaoyijia,zeguaitadezizuozhuzhang,meiyoujindaoyigemuqindezhize。
tashenzhishizaiwohuohuahoudisantiancaidezhiwodesixun。
dantamenbijingshifuqi,shijiannengxiaomohenduoshiqing,yixiedongxizonghuidande。
keshichenxue,nimeixiangdaowofangluhuizhongshengba。
womalidichuanshangtuoxieshuayaxilian,chitajiwozuodeaixinzaocan。
ranhounashangwenjiandaizhunbeichufa。
kaimenzhiqian,wowenchenxue:
“didikuaiyaochushengleba?zhenqidaia!”
tamomowodetou,yanjingwandexiangyueya:
“didinianjixiao,luluyaojiderangzhedidie。”
wodiandiantou,hetatashangqukaochangdelu。
woyiludongkanxikan,mocengdiaobushaoshijian。
daolekaochangmenkou,yijinglisancengwaisancengweileyiduijiazhanghemeijinchangdekaosheng。
人多才热闹嘛。
guoran,woganghechenxuebaishoushuowanzaijian,touhaimeizhuanguoqu,jiubeitazhuailehuiqu。
taetouqinchuximidehanzhu,shuotaduziteng。
“lulu,wohaoxiangyaoshengle,kuaisongwoquyiyuan。”
wotingwanyidiandoubuzheji,fanerdaxiaozheshuo:
“ma,biekaiwanxiaole,womashangjiuyaokaoshile,xianzoule!”
tazuanzhuwodeyifu,jiushiburangwojinkaochang。
babashuowoyaoshikaoshang985,jiujiangliwozaidaxuedangdimaiyitaofangzhu,tadangranshebudehuazheibiqian。
suiranmeiyouyifenshitazhengde。
wowunaitaochushouji,zhunbeirangjingchashushubangwoda120,haohaozhiyizhizheigedufu。
shoujihaimeibeijingchashushujieguoqu,jiubeichenxuechongguolaishuaishoudadiaozaidishang。
shangyishiwozhenchun,tayitaodongzuoxingyunliushui,genbenbushikuaiyaoshenghaizideyang。
wotankaishou,touyebuhuidishuo:
“jiranbangbushangmang,neiwojiuqukaoshilou!”
chenxuejipodilazhuwodegebo:
“zheikeshiniqindidi,nibunengbuguanta!”
jijiangfaguoranguanyong,taderenshekuaiyaobengbuzhule。
kanwotingxiajiaobu,tayushijiezheshuo:
“xiaoshudaizidushudushale,jintiangaokaoyaopingbixinhaodoubuzhidao?kuaisongwoquyiyuanba!”
womeixiangshangbeizineiyangsichuqiurenbangmang,ershixianyingchengxialai,shenglebushaokoushe。
tajianwodayingdeshuangkuai,zuijiaodexiaoyigenbenyabuzhu。
wozaixinlianxiao,daoxiangkankanyanqiandezheigenvrenhainengdeyijishi。
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wozhengkaitadeshou,jianqishouji。
shoujilicunzhewoheqinshengfuqindezhaopian,doushizhenguidehuiyi。
ranerxianzaiwulunwozenmechangshidoukaibuleji。
yanqiandenvrenzhuangmozuoyangditingzheduzizaibuyuanchudengwoquyiyuan。
beihoushiguanhuwoqiantumingyundegaokaokaochang。
wodabuliuxingzoushangqian,xiayimiao,chenxuejiuwenwendaodi。
jiantahaiyingchengzheyanxi,piguxiangzhanzaidishangyiyang,kuzheniuquzheshentihanteng。
zhouweiderendouzhizhewodebizimawobudongshi。
haiyourenshuoyaoshichenxueduzilidehaiziyaoshimeile,neiwojiushi“xiaosharenfan”。
“后妈,别玩了!”
zhongrenbeiwozheiyijuhuahanmengle,ciqibifudiwenhoumashibushinvedaiwo。
chenxueyelengzhule,yanjingbuzirandidingzhewo。
shangbeiziwobeitadewenrouxiangmengbileshuangyan,yizhizuodeshitinghuadongshidenver。
huanlaidejiushiquanshikuinongersi。
zheiyishi,woyaojiechuannidezhenmianmu。
wodunxialai,jiantameiyouyaoshouliandeyisi,zhijiebashoushenjintadeqipao。
neijianfengcideyuyizhewogaokaoqikaideshengdeqipaobielexiaqu,goulechutahaokandeshenxing。
kexiwulunnanrennvrendouwuxinxinshang,yinweiwogangcongtaduzilijiuchulaigeyumaozhentou。
chenxuechedishaleyan,taxiangzhanqilai,danyijingyouhunshenchongmanzhengyigandeshiminweiwochutou。
xiaosi,tagenbenpabuqilai。
jianyourenzhengnashoujilushipin,wozaipingmumianqianshengleijuxia。
bumingzhenxiangderenyidinghuirenweiwoshizaihoumadenvedaixiachengzhangde。
wohongzheyankuang,duibeizhongrensichezhetoufadechenxueshuo:
“ma,wopingshidongshitinghua,niquexiangbawodangchundanshua,neijiurangzheigezhentoujiniyanglaosongzhongba!”
yankanzheshijianchabuduodaole,zaibujinkaochangjiuzhendejinbuqule。
haoguimizhaojiawenturanchuxianzaiwomianqian,lazhewofeibenjinledamen。
wohaizaichuanzhecuqi,tajiwodiuxiayijuhuajiuhuangmangganquzijikaochang。
“fanglu,kaowanshimenkoujian,worangwobazhongwusongleliangfenyingyangcanyo。”
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wohezhaojiawenshichuzhongrenshide,tamamazaonianhuanaiqushi,womenyesuanshitongbingxianglian。
tachengjihenhao,sanmotazhibiwodiyigemingci,quanxiaodier。
babajiwozhaoleyiduiyijiajiao,wozongshihanshangtalaijialihewoyiqishangke。
zhongwu,wohetaruyuezaixiaomenkoupengmian。
“nizaoshangkaodezenmeyang。”tawenwo。
wodiandiantou,shuojuanzibushitebienan,yinggaikaodebucuo。
wobajuanzidamanzhihou,zuihouhaishengxiawufenzhongjianchajuanmian。
zhaojiawenbabaqizhediandongchelaile,tashenshangzangjiudegongzuofuhaimeilaijihuanxia。
lianggefanhe,zhaojiawennaleshangmiandeneige。
“ba,nizenmehuishi,wobushishuoguowobuchixiangcaidema!”
shushushuoneifenshijiwozhunbeide,limianyouxiangcainiurou。
wojieguofanhehoudakuaiduoyiqilai,chenxuezaoshangzhunbeidedaizhuangmianbaohehezhuangniunaigenbenbukange。
“nineigehouma,zenmehuishia?”zhaojiawenpengzhetaneifenmeiyouxiangcaidefanhe,bingmeiyoudongkuai。
shuolaihuazhang,woyaoyaotou,shuoyishibanhuishuobuwan。
“duiduidui,kaowanshizaishuo,bieyingxiangnimenxiawukaoyingyu。”shushuxiaozheshuo。
kaoshizhiqianwomenzaishuyinxiaxiaoqileyihui,jinlekaochangzhihou,woganjueduziliyouxiebuduijing。
woanweizijikenengshijinzhangzuosui。
keshijuanzifaxialaizhihou,wodeduziyizhenfanjiangdaohai,ranhoushijielianbuduandejiaotong。
shijuanshangyichuanchuanzimukandewotounaofayun,tingliyijingxiangqi,woquedahanlinli。
zhengchangkaoshi,jiankaolaoshipeiwoqulebatangcesuo,tinglijihumeiyoutingdao。
jishimeitingdao,woyiranyingzhetoupizaidatikashangtumanledaan。
wozaicesuoshangtuxiaxiedeshihou,naodailifuxianchuyigebuhaodexiangfa。
buhuide,wohezhaojiawenrenshiliunian,womenxianghufuchi,genghekuangwoduitashitaoxinwozidehao。
tabukenengweilewuwankuaiduiwoshihuaixinyan。
kexiwogaogulerenxingdeshane。