高考当天,我笑看同学们去吃假牛排腹泻错过高考第8章

“duia,dangshidajiadouchihuaiduzi,mangzhequcesuojiejueni。”

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“6yue2ri,wohaoxiangzhaodaobanfale。zaixiaomoushushangshuadaoceping,youyijiaxicantingyouyanzhongdeanquanyinhuan,daduoshurenquchiledouhuiladuzi,shipinjianguanbumenhaimeichadao,buruwojiudaizhequanbantongxuequdachiyidun,rangtamenquandoucanjiabulegaokao,hahaha,xiangxiangdoujuedekuaile。”

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……

haimeidengwojixunianxiaqu,litingxueliansecanbaidechongguolaixiangduozouriji。

quebeiworengzaipangbiandejiazhang,pulegekong。

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wolengxiao,“dangranshichenzheniqucesuodeshihou,congnibaolibuxiaoxindiaoxialaide。”

zhikexidangshitameifaxian。

我发现了也没声张。

zheixiasuoyoutongxuejiazhangdoumingbaileshiqingdezhenxiang。

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“nibamazenmeshengchunizheizhongdongxi?”