第五章 在座的都是辣鸡

chenfanhunshenxinliyijidongnahandao:“jianlouxitong,jilaozikai,kai,kai!”

“jianlouxitongyikaiqi,yibaimineijiandingdewupinyiwancheng!”

chenfannaohailituranchuxianyifuhuamian,wushupaihongzi

“damingxuandelu,zhenpin,jiazhiyueyiqianwan!”

“yuanqinghuaguiguzixiashantuguan,jiazhiyuejiuqianwan!”

zhiyaochenfanxiangkandaodejiandingjieguo,dounenggoukandao。

cike,chenfanxianmujidudexiangyaoqubanglehedongshi,jiangzheixiebaobeiquanbuzhanweiyiyou!

yaozhidaoyouxieguwanshikeyubukeqiude,jibianshiyouqiannidoumaibudao,zheicaishishouzangdeyiyi。

“dazhizi,juedewozheilishouzangdedongxizenmeyang?”

hetianjunpailexiachenfandejianbang,batadehunjipaihuilaile。

“hai……haicouheba!”

chenfanzuishangbukenchengren,danxinliqueanxiangzhe,jilaozidianshijian,kendingnengnongdaobinizheigenghaohuadezangbaoshi!

chenfandagaisaolejiyanzhouweidegudonghou,faxianleyigehenyanzhongdewenti!

neijiushihetianjunsuiranaihaoshouzang,dantazaiguwanshangzaoyihenqianbo,bijingshuyeyouzhuangongtazhishigeshangreneryi。

zheiyiqunliuxupaimadejiahuoweiletaohaohetianjun,paretashengqidebudaobaochou。

suoyizhiyaoshipozhanbudadedongxi,tamendouhuishuoshizhende。

jibianmeiyouxitong,tayefaxianlejige,xingjiazhiyaoxikanbiannengkanchuwentidezangpin。

kexianzaiyaoshijiechuanzheixielaojiahuo,kongpatameihaoguozichi,danyaoshibushuoyoubushitadexingge!

bijingzheilizhiyoutaduilaodietaidubucuo,yehenyoushenshifengdu,lingtamanyouhaogande。

zhengdangtayouyuzenmekaikoushi……

“hahaha,xingbachouxiaozi,wozuijinshouleyifuqibaishidexia,yaobuyaolaichouchou?”

hetianjundaizhexinbuganqingbuyuandechenfanhuidaolejianbaorenqunzhong。

zhongrenzhengzaijianshangyifugudaidehua,yinggaibianshineifuqibaishidexiale。

“zheixiahuadejianzhiweimiaoweixiao,fangfoyaoconghuazhongbengchulaiyiban,bukuishiqibaishidexia!”

simadongxilvzhehuzizantanbujue,fangfojiandaoleshijianxiyoudebaowuyiban。

“hedongshizhangkanzhongdedongxi,zenhuishiyibanzhiwu,haoyanli!”

meizhishangjiantaxiankaikoule,zijisuoxinggenzhefuhezantanqilai。

zhengsuoweiqiangdachutouniao,sheixianpingjiasheibeiguo!

“dazhizi,woxiangtingtingniduizheifuhuadekanfa。”

hetianjunturanwanweidekanxiangchenfan。

cuobujifang,zheishishayisi?

hetianjunsihuhualiyouhua。

难道这画有猫腻?

keshijibianshijiade,yebugaiyoutalaishuochukoucaishi,zheibushidazheixiezhuanjiadelianme?

takebudongdezenmebianbiehuadezhenwei,danshitayouwaiguaa,takeshiganghualeshigeyishengjidexitong!

“xitong,jiwochouchouzheishizhendejiade!”

“jianbaoxitongjiandingjieguoyichu!”

chenfanbiaoqingturanguguaifuzaqilai,zuijiaorenbuzhuchouchujixia……

fangcaitajiandingqitadebaobei,suoyouwupindoushilianggezi,zhenpin!huoshi,yanpin!

erxianzaitadenaohaiquechuxianlesigezi,haiyouyigetedadefuhao。

“虾个屁画!”

chenfanrenbuzhugenzhenianlechulai。

cihuayichu,suoyoujianbaokanhuadezhuanjiamenjuntingzhiledongzuo,manlianfennudewangzheta,shenzhiyourenkoutufenfang。

“faner,buzhunhunao,zheilihaimeinishuohuadefen!”

chentianliangjiantadezuilezheixiedarenwu,jimangrangtabishangkouwuzhelandezui。

“xiaohuozi,budongbuyaoxiashuo,nibamameijiaoguonibuyaoshuozanghuame?”simadongxinudao。

“zenmejiuzanghuale,woshuodekeshishihua,buxinhedongshizhangnikan!”

chenfanlazheyihuodehedongshizhangwanghoutui,zhongzhuanjiayejunweileguolai,genzhetawanghoutui。

“zaituidian!”

zhongrenzaicituilejibu……

“mafanneiweimishuxiaojiejiebangmangbahuajuqilai!”

hedongshizhangshiyitingtade,mishujimangjianghuanaqilai,juzailebankongzhong。

zhongrenjieshiyiliandemimang!

“zheijizhixiafeishuowubi,haowushenyun,poxiangshichichengleyiban!”

“moyingdangshicongqixuangegoumaide,wenwenyoumeiyouyinghuaxiangwei,yinweizhiyoutajiademoyouzheigetezheng。”

“zhizhangzuoguogu,erqieyinggaishiyuyifucantupincouercheng!”

“erqie,dajiazixikankanzhexia,xiangbuxiangyangbian?”

zhongrenliansejienankanqilai,sihuhaizhenshi,nandaozheibushiqibaishixiadezhenpin?

“simadongxiqianbei,ningangcaishuozheijizhixiafangfoyaobengchulaiyiban。”

“wokebukeyilijiewei,nishixiangshuozheijizhi“xia”yaobengchulaile?”

chenfandediaokanlingzheixietaishanbeidouyanmianwucun,suoyitamenyezhunbeishusibodoule!

fouze,jinhoutamenruhenengranghetianjunxinrentamen!

“xiaozi,nihaizheinengmankouhuzhoudexiashuobadao,nishizaiwuruqibaishixianshengdehuahaishizaiwuruwo?”

simadongxizhizhechenfandebizijiuma,koushuibengdegenliuxingyuyiyang。

“simalaoxiansheng,ninbiedongnua,douguaiwoguanjiaoquanziwufang,nindarenbujixiaorenguojiwogemianzi……”

“jinimianzi?nisuanshenmedongxi?youqizibiyouqifu,yigeburuliudeguwandianlaobandounengzaiwomianqianzhishouhuajiaole!”

chentianliangdeqiuraofandaolingtabianbenjiali,yiweichenjiafuzipaletale,xinlishenzhiyouxiedeyi!

tazaojiukanchenjiafuzibushunyanle,zhenghaojiejichukoueqi!

“nishuowofuqinsuanshenmedongxi?”

“benlaihaixiangjiniliudianlian,miandesihoupeizangpindoumeiyou,jirannibuyaoneijiubieguaiwole!”

陈凡径直超画走去。

chentianliangliansenankanqueyeweizaiweihuwairen。

hetianjundaoshikanqihaoxilai,tazongjuedezheixiaoziyouxieguguai。