womeiyouhuixuexiao，danshitamendeqingkuanghaishibeiluoyaofajilewo。
baojianli，quanbantongxuezhengzaiqingzhuyigemeiyoubanzhangguanzhidekaoqianfangsonghui。
jiangshuhuaiyizhishoudazailuoyaojianshang，xiaozhekanzhewenyiweiyuanzhiwen：
“jintianrangyaoyaobazhunkaozhengshoule，shibushijibanzhangchengyao？shuo！”
大家立刻起哄起来。
jiangshuhuaizaizhongmukuikuizhixiasilewodezhunkaozheng，xiaozhekanzheluoyao：
“xianzaixiangxinlema？xiaozuzong？”
“**牛逼！”
“**jiangsaobainianhaohe！”
pijiudakaipenshechumanwudepijiuhua，zaiyizhonghuanhushengzhong，luoyaodeyuyinjiudanlechulai：
“zhenbuhaoyisi，wozhishikaigewanxiao，meixiangdaotaweilezhengmingtaxinliderenbushini，juranzhendetongyibanidezhunkaozhengsileni~”
wobazheiduanshipinzhuanfajilejiangshuhuai。
tashidiertianxingjiuhoucaihuifuwode：
“e，zuowanheduole，wanglegaosuni，nikuaiqububanba。”
我握紧电话：
“jiangshuhuai，ruguowobuzhudongzhaoni，nishibushiyaodengdaogaokaoqianzaigaosuwo？”
tabeiwoyezhu，youxiebunaifan：“ninengbunengbuyaoxiachicu？”
说完便挂断了电话。
guoquwoxiangyaogaokao，zhuyaohaishiweilehejiangshuhuaiquyizuochengshi。
danshixianzai，wobuxiangle。
botongleyanjiuyuandehaoma，wokaikou：
“xiaoyi，xiangmudaimawopaotongle，woyetongyi，pogejinrunimenyanjiuyuan。”
“tiannaranran！nixiangtongla！nineigexiaozhumani？shibushiyeyaolaijingshi？”
我摇摇头：
“wohetameiguanxile。”
xiaoyideyanjiuyuanyouxienantidoushikaowolaixiedaima。
gengbietiwoyouqianshidejiyi，xiangmunantigengshibuzaihuaxia。
meilegaokaoyali，wozhuanxinzhunbeiqilequjingshidexingli。
keshigaokaoqianyitian，quanbantongxuequejitisiliaowo：
“banzhang？nibushishuolejiwomenyatima？renni？”
“zaibufajiugaokaole！”
“nixingbuxinga？woshidianqianyaoshuijuede！”
tamenmeigerendouhenzheji。
keshizhiqianwoshuoyaojitamenyati，qiuzhetamenhaohaokankanshudeshihou，tamenzhishichixiao：
“nishikanwomenbayaoyaodangtuanchong，buzhidaozenmejizijixiyinzhuyilileba？”
“xiaosi，niyatigoudoubuzuo！”