buguogangkaishihenduodoushihuahedadaodejianzhengzhe。
houlaihaishiyinweiyirendeshoujishipin，zheicaibayimiandaodejushijiwenlexialai。
shipinzhong，jiangbeishandeshenxingyouruhuanyingyibanpanshanglekache，ranhouhuamianyizhuan，jiushijiangbeishanmiansecongrongdejiashizheshikongdekache，jingxiandebiguolechequn。
ranhoujiashizhedakacheyuanlilehuahedadao。
suishuozheigeshipinzhiyouduanduandebanfenzhong。
danqizhongdejingxianquemeirenzhiyi。
erzheijianshihaizaichixufajiao，jiangbeishandeneixiegaozhongtongxuegengshibidangshirenhaijidong。
butingdezaiwangluoshangshuozhe，zijijiushidangshirendetongxue。
dangjiangbeishanhuidaojiazhongdeshihou，tadefumuyezhidaolezheijianshi。
tamenzheicaifanyingguolai，dangshitamenyezaihuahedadao，neizijideerzibujiujianjiedejiuxialetamenma？
xiaohongxiangdaozheilihou，yankuangyihong，zaikandaozijierzideshihou，jinjindebaozhejiangbeishan。
“chouxiaozi，sheirangnizheimemaoxiande，buyaominglema？”
“niyaoshichuleshenmeyiwai，kerangwohenidiezenmehuoa！”
jiangbeishanyeshibiziyisuan。
tamenzheisuandeshangjiuweidezhongfengle。
zijidemuqinhaishizheimetengta，suiranyanyushangjinshizebei，dantadesixiangquebingfeixiaohaizile。
tadangranzhidao，zheishifumuduitadeguanxin。
eryipangdefuqinjiangli，zeyouxiechenmo。
zaixiaohongfaxiezhihou，jianglizheicaikaikoudao：“haole，zhiyaotameishijiuhaole！”
“erqiewomenyesuantuoerzidefu，buranzheichangchehuowomenyewufaxingmianyunan。”
qishijianglizaikandaoxinwenzhihou，diyigejiufanyingguolaile。
buguojiangbeishandefumudaoshimeiyouguoduoxunwenzheijianshi，liangrenfangfoxinzhaobuxuandetanqilejiangbeishangaokaodeshiqing。
duiyujiangbeishandehaoyan，taliangkebukanhao，bijingzijideerziyoushenmeshuizhun，tamenkeshihenqingchu。
zaizhetamendejiatingtiaojianhaisuanyinshi，jiusuanjiangbeishanbuqushangdaxueyenengyougehaodeweilai。
erjiangbeishanzaichiwanhoufanhou，jiuduzitashanglekaochang，bingqiejujuelefumusongxingdejueding。
tazailushangyizhidouyouxiebuzhenshideganjue。
dangtajiandaozijifumudeshihou，qingxushizuiweibengkuide，chadianjiuhaotaodakuqilai。
ruofeishuangquanjinjindezuanzhe，tahaizhenchadianshikongle。
xianzaitakeguanbulezheigeshijieshizhenshijia。
他只想保护好眼前！
jiangbeishanzaiyicichuxianzaikaochangdeshihou，zheiliyijiurenshanrenhai。
danyuzaoshangbutongdeshi，jiangbeishanyijingchenglemingren。
zaitachuxiandechanei，jihusuoyourendouweileguolai。
bushaorendoushiyilaoyishao，laodejiubutingdezaixiaodemianqiankuazanjiangbeishan，rangqiduoduoxiangjiangbeishanxuexi。
ernianqingrenzhong，ziranyeyoubufujiangbeishande。
suiranhenchongbaijiangbeishanjianyiyongweidexingwei，dansheinengrenshouzijifumubutingdezhongfuyijianshia。
zicongxinwenbaodaohou，zhenggedazhongwu，tamenerbianjiumeiyouxiaotingguo。
cikeyouxiecitoulikebumandekaikoudao：“ba，nijiubieshuole，zheixiaozimuzhongwuren，tayuwenkaoshiyitiweizuohaixiangnazhuangyuan？”
“duia，chuqueyuwenhou，fenshuhaiyou600，tajiusuanqitakemuquandui，600fengenbenjiubukenengnadaoyuhaishidezhuangyuan！”
jiangbeishanzaitingdaozheixiehuahou，danrandexiaolexiao。
zheiyicidegaokaoheyiwangbutong。
lizongdenandujianzhichaohuxiangxiang，erqieshuxueyeshiruci。
qianshideshihou，zheiyijiegaokaozhuangyuan，yebuguo590duofen。
dangshihaiyinqilexuanran**，bushaokaoshengdoumaiyuanzheicigaokaodenandu。
erjiangbeishanzaijiuxiazijifumuhou，jiuhuodelexitongjiangli。
bingqiehenrenxinghuadejiancedaolesuzhumuqiandeqingkuangyouxieteshu，suoyizheicijianglijiushixueshentiyanka。
erqiehaishiliangtiantiyanka。
ganghaokeyiduishanggaokaozheiliangtian。
suoyijiangbeishankeshixinxinmanmana。
zheicigaokaojianghuichedigaibianzijiderensheng。
tayizhidouyougemengxiang，neijiushiqugaodengxuefukankan，zheixiexuefucaizidaodiyoushenmebutongzhichu。
buguodangjiangbeishanzoujinkaochanghou，yijiushishangwuneigejiankaolaoshi。
dangtakandaojiangbeishanshi，yijiumeishenmehaolianse，jinguanzheijiahuojianyiyongwei，jiulebushaoren。
danzheikaoshitaiduyouwenti，zheishitawufarongrende。
jiangbeishanjianzhuang，bingmeiyoushengqi，fanerweixiaodaizhi，ranhoujiuzuozailezijideweizhishang。
erjiangbeishandechuxian，yinqilebuxiaodehongdong。
qitakaoshenggenkanmingxingside，douweileshanglai。
“dage，neishikongdedakachenishizenmewenxialaidea！”
“duia，tingshuoqianmiantingzhebushaochelianga，zheiyaoshizhuangshangqu，neidesiduoshaorena！”
jiankaolaoshikandaozheiyimuhou，liansebiandeweihei。
“keke，zheilishikaochang，nimenruoshifangqikaohezige，neijiuganjinlichangba！”
zheihualuoxia，likerangsuoyourendoulaoshilexialai。
erhoujiufenfenhuidaolezijidezuowei。
叮叮叮叮！
jiaoshi**xiangqizhihou，jiankaolaoshijiukaishifafangjuanziqilai。
jiangbeishanzaihuodejuanzizhihou，kanlekanshangmiandetixing。
ranhounaohailidiankailexueshentiyanka。
dunshidanaoliyongxianchuleyigubangbodexinxi，buduandehuidangzhixia，jiangbeishanyanzhongdeshitibiandejiandanleqilai。
jiufangfodaxueshengkanyoueryuandeshitiyiban。
jiangbeishanlikewobijixuqilai。
zuozaijiangtaizhishangdejiankaolaoshi，shixianbuduandepiaoxiangxiafang，faxiankaoshengmendouhenlaoshihou，jiujixukaishikanqibaozhiqilai。
zheigaokaodezhongshichengdubiqianshiyouguozhierbuji，danjiankaolaoshiquemeiyoushangyishiduo。
neishiyinweimeijianjiaoshilidouyousiwugeshexiangtou，erqiexiaofangyeyouzhuanmendejichadui。
suoyigenbenbuhuiyourenzuoxiaodongzuo。
dayueshijifenzhongdeshijian，jiangbeishanjiutingbile，niuleniushouwan，ranhouzhizhidezhanqishenlai。
zheiyijudong，rangzaichangdesuoyourendouzhuyidaole。
jiuzaijiankaolaoshibiaoqingbiandejidubuyuedeshihou，jiangbeishankaikoudao：“baogaolaoshi，woyaojiaojuan！”
erhoujiangbeishanjiuzaizhongrencuoedemuguangxialikailekaochang。
buguozheixiekaoshengdaduoliansedoudaizheyisibuxie。
yuanbenyoujirenhaishitingchongbaijiangbeishande，yinweixinwenshangdejiangbeishan，guanghuishizaishitaiguoyaorenle。
dantamendaduodouhaijide，zheijiahuozaoshanghaikouruoxuanhe，yaonaxiayuhaishidezhuangyuan。
benlaitamenjiumeiyoudangzhen，danhaodaiyeyaozuozuoyangziba。
zheicideshuxuekaoshi，nanduchaohuxiangxiang，bushaorendouzaizhuaerraosai。
kejiangbeishandaohao，shijifenzhongjiujiaojuanle。
这完全是在搞笑嘛！
buguodangjiankaolaoshikandaojiangbeishandeshijuanhou，jinzhoudemeitoujiumeiyoushuzhanguo！
tayekanleshangwudexinwen。
zhiqianjiangbeishandequejiaolebaijuan，danzheiciquebasuoyoushitidoudabianle，zhishibuzhidaoduicuobale。
zheiweijiankaolaoshiyoubushijiaoshuxuede，zhinengdagaikandongyixietimu。
yinweijiangbeishanjiaojuandeshijianhenzao，suoyitayechangshidezuolejidao。
houlaifaxiantahuizuodeti，juranhejiangbeishandedaanyizhi。
buyoude，jiankaolaoshideliansebiandeyuelaiyueningzhong。
tadezhijuegaosuta，zheijiahuohuoxushilaizhende！
zuoweijiankaolaoshi，tazhidaohoumiandetiyouduonan。
buguozheiyiqiejiangbeishanbingbuguanxin，dangtazouchukaochanghou，neixiejizhelimajiuweileshanglai。
“nihao，jiangtongxueyoushidiyigechukaochangde，qingwennizheicihaishijiaodebaijuanma？”
jiangbeishanyouxiebuxi，zheigeshoudegenhouersidejizhe，zuibayetaijianle。
“nitinghaole，woshuole，yuhaishidezhuangyuanshiwo！”
jiangbeishanshuowanzhihou，jiuguzuolengkudejichurenqun，ranhouxiaoshilezailexuexiaomenkou。
liuxiayizhongrenmianmianxiangqu。
buguozheiyici，jiangbeishandexuanyansihushichendahaile，bingmeiyouzaiyinqiduodadefengbo。
yinweixianzaidewangluoshang，yijingtongyilekoujing。
yuanbenhenduodasuanpipanjiangbeishandewuzhishaonian，danyinweishaonianyingxiongdechenghaoertingzhule。
tamenhenduorendouxuyaoguanwangyixia，ruojiangbeishangaokaochengjitaicha。
neiwangshangdejianpanxiajueduibuhuiliuqing。
erjiangbeishanyechajuedaolezheidian，meixiangdaozheigeshijiedejianpanxiahaitinglizhide。
没有无脑喷。
zhibuguojiangbeishanbuzhidaodeshi，zheigeshijiedejianpanxiabiqianshigengjiafengkuang。
dangranle，zheiyededengtamenzhangwodaojutidependian。
xianzaidejiangbeishanzhengzaifengtoushang，yinweijianyiyongweideshiqing，tajihuchengleshaonianmofan。
erqieyuhaishideshizhanghaizaidahuishangqinkoukuazanguojiangbeishan。
suoyixianzaidajiadoufengshengheli，meiyourenganzaizheigeshihoutiaochulaizhizejiangbeishan。
tamendouzaideng，dengjiangbeishandiexia‘shentan’deneike。
baijuguoxi，suiyuecongcongliushi。
gaokaodezuihouyitangkemujieshuzhihou，jiangbeishanzheicigenzhedazhongyiqilikailekaochang。
dangtazouchu13zhongdeshihou，tayiranshiquanchangjiaodian。
yinweizhiqiandedakacheshikongshijian，beijiweizhuanjiajiexizhixia，ruoshimeiyoujiangbeishankongzhizhukache，neijianghuidaozhishushirenxianrulianhuanchehuozhizhong。
erzheiyiyingxiangzhidakexiangerzhi。
neixiexingmianyunandechezhudoufenfenpaodaolejingju，shuoyaohaohaoganxiejiangbeishan。
jinghualiyumoyebeizheixierenzhenhanzhule。
tadaoxianzaicaimingbaileneigenianqingrendangchudejudongyouduoweixian。
dangchuzijihaihuaiyiguozheixiaozibuzhengchang，suoyixinlidaizheyisikuijiuchazhaodaolejiangbeishandedianhua。
zhibuguojiangbeishankebuyuanyiqujingju。
zhiyancishibuguoshijushouzhilao，shigenianqingrenkandaole，yehuichushoubangmangde。
dangshijiutingdeliyumolianseyihei。
yinweichulenihaizhenmeiyouneigenianqingrenganzuochuzheimeweixiandejudong。
bijingbushisheidounengtiaoshangshikongdedakache。
erqiehainengjiangqikongzhiyuanlishiqu。
buguotahaishirushidebajiangbeishandehuazhuangaojileneixiechezhumen。
ranhouwangshangjiufengchuanleyijuhua。
“nianqingrensuojian，biyousuowei！”
xiangdangchu，zheiyidaidenianqingrenkeshibeilaoyibeidebiyi，shuotamenshituifeideyidai。
erjiangbeishandezheiyijudongzejinianqingrenmentianlebushaoguang。
buyoude，yuhaishibushaodenianqingrendouduiqichanshengleyisiyangmu。
yinyueyoubajiangbeishanzuoweibangyangdequshi。
dangshijiangbeishankandaozheiyizexinwenhou，chadianmeixiaochaqiguoqu。
yebuzhidaoneigejiahuozheimehuixiushizijidehua。
zijizhidaole，kendingdequganxieyifan。
gaokaojieshu，rangneixienianqingrendexinshendoudedaoleyidingchengdudejiefang。
jiangbeishanyoushitamentongyigekaochangde。
suoyizheiyicidekaoshengmenyeweileshanglai。
erjiangbeishanzezhanzaizhongrendezhongxin，neixiejizhefeijingjiuniuerhuzhilicaijidaolejiangbeishanshenqian。
“jiangtongxue，gaokaojieshule，qingwenniyoushenmeganxiangma？”
“jiangtongxue，zheicigaokaoniyouduodadebawo？”
“jiangtongxue，weishenmezuihouyitangkaoshinibingmeiyoutiqianlichang？nandaoshibeikaotinanzhulema？”
jiangbeishanmolemobizi，zuijiaoyilie，luchujiebaideyachi，danxiaodao：“haixingba，wozaojiuzuowanle，zhibuguoxiangzuihouganshouyixiagaozhongdeqifenbale！”
“erzheicikaoti，zaiwokanlaiyexuduiqitatongxueyouxienandu，danzaiwoyanlidoubushishier！”
“suoyi，wohaishineiyijuhua，zheicigaokaozhuangyuanshiwode！”
jiangbeishanshuowanzhihou，jiugenzhefumushangleche，buzaijieshourenhecaifang。
erxiaohongzuozaifujiashiweishang，huitoukanleyiyanjiangbeishan，daqudao：“woerzixianzaijuranhaichengmingrenle！”
jiangbeishangangxiangjiehua，kejianglilianseweihei，chenshengdao：“zheipagongbudeshihou，youzheixiaozikudeshihou！”
zuihou，jiangbeishanzhinengwunaidesongsongjian。
kanlaizijizheigefuqinhaizhenlejietaa。
buguoxianzaitakeshiyouzhewaiguadenanren，bunengtongrieryule！
dangjiangbeishanhuidaojiazhonghou，gangxiwanzaojiutingdaozijilaomadehuhansheng。
“beishana，shouchenghexiaoweilaizhaonile！”
jiangbeishanwenyan，likechuanhaoleyifu，zoudaoleketingzhong。
“你们怎么来了？”
yangshouchengheliujianweidelianshangdoudaizheyisixiaoyi。
“zenme？xianzaichenglemingren，buyuanyihewomenwanle？”
jiangbeishanwunaidesongsongjian，“nilianggetuhuo，wushibudengsanbaodian，shuoba！”
“haha，haishinilejiewomen！”
“zheibushigaokaowanle，womenxiangzhezhaoxieshujiagonglaizuo，zhaodianqianhaoqumaitaidiannao！”
“e？nimenshixianghanwoyiqiqu？”
“duia，neigongzuoshiwoxiaojiujieshaode，tinghaowande，suoyijiudasuanjiaoniyiqi！”
liujianweishuozhe，yilianhuaixiaodezuodaojiangbeishanshenpang，bingcoudaoerbiandishengdao：“shishuishangleyuan，womenqudangbaoan，naliyouhenduomeinvde！”
姜北山早就猜到了。
qianshiyeshiruci，erqiejiangbeishanhaizaishuishangleyuanrenshilezijidechulian。
buguozheiduanlianqingxiangchudeshijianhenduan，erqieyizhidoushijiangbeishanxinzhongdeyihan。