第2章
绿帽子？
bububu，neidoushitaguyiweizhide，yagenjiumeizhenfashengshenmeshiqing，wufeishixianglihunbale。
jinshengtayoulezhongtoulaiguodejihui，youruheyuanyilihun？youqixiangdaozijineibuzusansui，mengmengdongdongdezhizi，yindetaxintengjile。
“laogong~”linruoweizhandouzheshengdiao，tayonglidebaozhelulixing，liantiezaitadexiongtang，tingzhetaneiqiangjianyoulidexintiaosheng，huranxinjiuanwenle。
linruoweideliduchongjitaliangqiangjibu，kezheigaisidenvrenzenmedoubufangshou。
bochunjinjinminchengyitiaoxian，zhouzhemeitoudingzheyanqianhaositongkubukandenvrentaxinzhongyoufanzaobuan，“linruowei，nibujiushixianglihunma？wotongyile！”
ruguoshuotazaizheizhiqianhaixiangweilehaiziwanliujifen，bijingtabuxiwanghaizishiqumuqin，neimexianzaitachedisixinle。
lulixingyonglizhengtuotadeshuangshou，muguangweileng，“buguoyanxuanhaixiao，woxiwangnizhuyifencun。”
“li，laogong”taneilenglideyanshenhedetahunshenyigeduosuo，yanshenzhongtouzheyisihaipa，zhishixiayimiaotayoushangqianbaozheta，“laogong，laogong......”
“......”linruoweidezuofarangtayihuobuyi。
tabochunminzhe，touzhebuyue，jinjinzhouzhedemeitouhaosidounengjiasiwenzile，“goule，niwanquanbuxuyaozheiyangde，wozheijiufangniziyou。”xiangdaotaweilelihunshenmeshiqingdouzuodechulai，lulixingneixinyouxiexudenankan。
tarutongyitouguaodeyelang，conglaijiumeiyouban。
yuanbenyiweijiehunhouchongzheqizi，tajiuyouyigewanzhengdejiale，kerujinzheifuyangzi，tamouzilidaizhenongnongdechaofeng。
“fangkai！”tashengxianjiangleng。
“bufangbufang。”linruoweinaganfangkai，shengpazijiyigefangshoutajiuchediyuanli，huluandeyaotou。
lachejian，yuanbenweizaitayaojiandeyujinyixialakailuozaitadeshouzhong，shunjianrangtalianheilejifen，yinchenchendedingzheta，hedetabennengdehoutuiliangbu，miansegangabuyi。
biekaitou，tayouxiexinxu。
“zenme？youlaizheiyitao？”ruguoshuozhiqianlulixingshilengmode，neimexianzaizeshimingxiandechaofeng，“haizhenshiwusuobuyongqiji！”duiyulinruoweidezuofa，lulixingyanejile。
“我......”
“bushi，ni，nitingwojieshi，wo，wobushiguyide。”linruoweihuangluandexiangjieshi，renbuzhudaochouxi。
“koushixinfeidenvren！”
lulixinglinglideyanshenhaosiyaojiangyanqiandenvrenkantou，zhishishouzhongdedongzuomeiyoutingdun，xunsuzhuazheyijianshuipaoguozhe，linruoweirenbuzhuzashe，yindelulixingmianseyuefanankan。
“laogong，”yankanzhelulixinghuranzhuanshenliqu，jingdetaganjingenzhexiaopaoleguoqu，zhidaotatinglejiaobuzheicaixiaoxinyiyidejiaodao，“laogong，ni，niyaozuoshenme？”
“呵，女人！”
lulixingjiqibuyuedelenghengyisheng，congzhuomiantaochuyifenwenjian‘pa’deyishengshuaizaitadeshenshang，linruoweikandaowenjianshangneidoudadeziti，hedeliansezhoubian，tongkongfangda。
“老公！”