xiaoranshigedongshiyoucongmingdeyatou，nalexiejinyin，qingshengdeduiliushenhuishuo：“laofangonggongxinkupaoyitang，zhihouyoushi，dinghaiyaoyoulaogonggong”
liushenhuishigelaodaoderen，jingchangyourenjitasongli，bushoubaibushou，xiaodegenghaokanle：“guniangzheishuodeshenmehua，youshizanjiayidingdaidao。bixianeimeiren，zanjiayaoxianganzhehuiqule”shuowankanzhelengzhudewo，xingleli：“guiren，neizanjiaxiangaotuile。”
xiaoranweixiezhigaoxingzhe，xiaopaoqujitazhunbeihuanxideyiwu，shuzhuangdedongxi。yiluhengzhexiaoqu，kaixindebudele。
xiezhizhongyufanyingguolaile，yangtianzhangxiao：“buhuiba，xiaoxi，wozenmezheimecana,wozhishitucaolejijuguhuai，zenmejiuyaorangwoqusongsileni！wozheimehaokan，douhaimeiyoutanguolianai，taikuileba”
xitong：“……”meiyankan
daminggongnei，kuankuoqiehuali，diaolianghuadong，jinbihuihuang。yanshangsijiaogaogaoqiaoqi，sizhanchiyufeidexiongying。zouzhitangnei，hongsejuzhuzhichengdadiansijiao，meigenzhushangjiekezhehuixuanpanrao、xuxurushengdejinlong，fenwaizhuangguan。kexiezhimeikongxinshangzheixuxurushengdeying，yemeikongkanzheixuxurushengdejinlong，tadizhetou，tingzhexitongdehua，guaiguaide，buluankan，zhunbeiwuguisidechiwanzheidunfan，ranhouanranwuyanghuidaozijidezhonglinggong……。
xiezhijinwanzheyijianbaiseqingshayuyi，zhangfawanqi，yuchaisongsongzhejifushengxue，jiaomeiwubi，shixiaorantitashuzhuangdabande，tayizhishenyou，dengfanyingguolai，xiaoranyijingjitadabanhaole，renyezouzaiqutaijigongdelushang，xianghuiquyelaibujile：“tianshadexiaoran，zhendeshituini**woruhuokeng”
xiangdechushen，shaonvxixidemeimaoshaoshaoyouxiehudu，buzijuedeyouxiecuqi，jiemaozhangdeguofen，yizhayizhade。jiemaoxiayishuangtaohuayanqingcheyouhaokan，xiaoqiaodebizi，heyinghongdezuichun。xiaozuibuzijuedeyihuipiezhe，yihuiduzhe，buyaotaihaokan。
zheixiexiaodongzuoquandouluorushenqiandeguhuaiyanzhong，guhuaimiansebuxian，xinxiang：shigemeiren，guaibudexiehoubaibanweihuzheigenver。”guhuaiqingxiaochusheng。pangbiandeliushenhuiyileng，xinxiang“zheimexienian，bixiakecongweipeineiweiniangniangdanduchifan，gengbieshuodangzhongxiaochusheng。”
kezheishengxiaoluozaixiezhideerduoli，hedouhesile，putongyisheng！：“chennv，ebu，chenqiecanjianbixia，bixiawanfujinan，wansuiwansuiwanwansui！”toudididebugantaiqi，guhuaishouzhuxiao：“qiba，zuoguolaisuizhenyiqiyongshan”
“xiebixia！”shuowantoutoumomodezuodaoliguhuaizuiyuandeweizhi。
guhuaikanzhemeiyouzuzhi，mizheyanjing，shengyinlengjundao：“zenme，xieguirenhenpazhen？”
xiezhihaishibugantaitou，hexitongkuaisutaolun：“zenmebanzenmeban，xiaoxizheishiyidaosongmingti”
系统：……装死
xiezhizhidaotameiyongle，taiqitou，zheicaikanqingguhuaidezhangxiang，budebushuo，haoshuai，huxianfengruidelunkuoyunranzhedandandeshuligan，meiyanlengqiao，mianbuxiantiaoganjingliluo，gaotingbiliangshanghaiyouyidianzhi，chuimoushikeyikanjianyounongyouzhangdejiemao。zuichunqingmindeshihou，zhengzhangliankanqilaidoushiqinglengmorandeyangzi，youdianhuren，danzhendehenshuai，shixiezhizheibeizijianguozuishuaidenanren。kanzhekanzhejiuwanglepatazheijianshi。
guhuaibenlaiyouxiebuyue，danxiezhikanzhetazhichaliukoushuile，yejiumeiyoujijiaotazuodelizijibazhangyuandeshile。liushenhuijianxiezhiwangzhetamenbixiajiuzhichaliukoushuilezhidexiaoxinyiyidetixing：“niangniang，niangniang，ningaiweibixiabucaile…”
“bixiaxihuanchishenme，wojibixiajia”，xiezhiyigaigangcaidewuguiyang，tedadandewenguhuaixihuanchishenme，zhunbeijitajia。xiezhineixinosyoulaile：“zhangdezheimeshuai，zenmekenenghuishibaojun，shuotashibaojundeneixieren，yidingdoushishiebushedehuairen，erqietatongnianzaoyuzheimecan，piqichayidianzenmele。”
系统：……
guhuaikanzheyanqianderen，lianse“bianhuaduoduan”，yidiandoubuzhidaoshoulian，“zenme，youbupazhenle，buzuoneimeyuanle”
“zenhui，bixiazhangdezheiyanghaokan，youbushihuabenzilideyaomoguiguai，weiheyaopa，”shuowan，youguangmingzhengdadedingzheta，zuijiaobuzijuedewanqi。
guhuaitingtashuowan，youjiantawangxiangzijideyanshen，dunshiyouyidianwuyu：zheixiaoyatou，dangzhenshizhikanliande，gangcaipatapadeyaosi，xianzairuci“dandawangwei”dedingzheta，zhendeshibuzhixiu。
zhaochungong，shenzhehuafudenvzitangzaitashang，jieguogongnvdishanglaideputao。tingzhegongnvdehuihua，dongzuoweibukechadiyijiang，talanlanditaiqiletou，luyandiyipianyinhen：“zaidaminggongyongshan？yongjiuyongba，tafuqinzhenzai，bixiayouyianfu，zhengchang”zuishangshizheimeshuo，ketaxinliyaosuansile，takansishouchong，kezhiyoutazijizhidao，bixiacongweipengguota，gengmeiyoutongtayiqiyongguoshan。
shuobai，tanaqizhuangchadebeizi，jianglimianshengxiadechashuilindaohuihuadegongnvtoushang，lianshangyifushanliangwenhe：“zheibeichabengongshangnile”neigongnvjingkongdiguixiachengshouzheibeicha：“duoxieniangniangshangci！”
“xiezhi”talengxiao，buguoshixiehoujiadecinv，pingshenmehetazheigechengxiangdedinvbi，“womenzouzheqiao，xieguiren！”
zheibianyongguoshanhou，xiezhixiangyaolikai，gangqiaobuqiaodeyujianjingshifangdegonggongguolairangguhuaifanpaizi，xiezhiyouxieganga，momobitou，zhunbeiqiaomolikai。
guhuaijianxiezhizhunbeixieengaotui，yanjingjingguangyishan，shenshoujiangtalanzhihuaizhong：“buyongfanle，jinwanjiuxieguirenshiqinba！”
tingdaozheihua，xiezhixiabachadiandiaole，zaitahuaidongdoubugandong。
gongnvguolai，xiangyaosihouxiezhiqushuxi，tayidongbudong，yishuangdayanjinghushanhushande，haokanjile。
guhuaidemeitoushangyang，weixiaozhekanxiangta。taqingfutafading，naixinanwei，yanshenxixue：“quba！xieguiren，zhenzaizheidengzheni”
guhuaikanzhexiezhidongzuoyouxiejiangyingdesuizhegongnvqupianfangxishu，lianshangluchuweixiao，meitouyesuizhiershuzhankailai：“zheixiehoudenver，youdianyisi，jipazhen，youbupazhen！”
小剧场：
xiezhi：“goudongxi，guanjianshikejiupaolu，yihoubiezhiwangwole”
xiezhi：haoshuaia（liukoushui）
guhuai：xinghaowolaopoxihuanwodelian
系统：最擅长装死