这么近距离。
zhaomansitaiyanbiannengkandaonanrenyanliyishanerguodejiaoxia，queyinweixiufencuoguole。
tatuoniaobansuozainanrenhuaili，zhidaobeifanghuichuangshang，lianmangyongbeizizhezhulebanzhanglian，shengyinqingqing：“xiexie。”
tahuodongleyixiasizhi，shaoshaojizanlexieliqi。
“zhaoxiaojieheshaoyeguanxiyizhizheimehaojiuhaole。”wangguanjiazaipangkanlebantian，yuqidaizhexinwei。
liangrendousuanshitacongxiaokandaodade，zirangaoxingtanenghaohaogenshaoyezaiyiqi。
“e……”zhenshigemeilidewuhui，zhaomansixinliwunai，lianshangqueguashangleyimoxiaoyi，“woshentibubian，jintianjiubusongfushaoyele。”
“shia，shaoye，rangzhaoxiaojiexiuxiba。”
wangguanjiafangqingshengyin，daizhefujunyanzoulechuqu。
zouzhimenkou，fujunyankanzherutongwoniubansuozaibeizilidexiaonvren，meijianqingzhou，youshendeyanmouzhonghuaguoyimoyihuo。
zhaomansi，zenmehaoxiangturanbianleyigerenside？
nandaozheiciyoubiezheshenmexinhuayang？
buguo，daoshibiyiqianyouquduole。
——
tingdaojiaobushengyuelaiyueyuan，zhaomansimengdixiankaibeizi，zuoleqilai，xintiaohaishiyouxiekuai。
shangbeizimutaidanshendeta，zheibeizigangchuanshujiubeinanrengongzhubaole。
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大妈你是哪位？
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heranjiushiyigeqingchunxiaobaihuademoyang。
shenweifujiaweiyijichengrendeweilailaopo，yaoqishimeiqishi。
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zheishendabanzhenshiyouchouyoulow。
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laotianye，weishenmezheimegaota！
不行！
bixudebian，burantajiufengle！
说干就干！
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一个小时后。
zhaomansizouchushangchangshi，shenhougenzheshushiweishangchangbaoan，meigerenshoulidoutizhedabaoxiaobao，henkuaichengleyidaofengjingxian。xiyinleshangchangneiwaihenduorendezhuyi。
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genguoqudeqingchunxiaobaihuashuobaibai！
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“什么？”
“你上热搜啦！”
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zhijianresoudiyimingjiuguanyuta。
【bao！lanpiandaoyanjingrangongranjiaxi，suoshijuzhongnvpeijiaoeyishannvzhubazhang！】
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【yulejutouhuamengyingshijituanzongcaibeiyimingxuanbuyongjiuchezizhaomansi！】
……
yilian15tiaoresou，yihuibianhuiyouyigeyaxiashangyitiao，meiyitiaodoushizhenjingyulequandebaozhaxingxinwen。
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ertongshimengliligongzuoshifaleyitiaoweibo：“woshiyanyuan，dequeshiyinggaitingdaoyandehua，keshiduiyuwuliyaoqiu，yuanliangwobunengjieshou。”
yiyanyitushunjiangouqilemenglilifensideduitaxintengheduizhaomansidenuhuo。
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