“womenjiehunkeyi，danshiwodidimashangjiuyaojiehunle，yaosanshiwancaili，tamaifangzideshoufudouhaimeiyouzheluo，nizheigedangjiefude，yinggaichuzheigeqian，haiyou，nijiwodeershiwancailitaishaole，gebilinjuwangmeilikedoushisanshiwan，wozenmeyeyaotadeliangbei，nijiujiwoliushiwancailihaole，zheiqizhong，sanshiwanshixiaojingwobamade，ershiwanshiyuanbendecaili，haiyoushiwanshijiehundangtiandexiacheqian，zaqizabasuanqilai，yejiuyibaiduowan。”
huanghuzhong，chugeerzhongchuanlaizheiyangdehuayu，tingkouqi，sihujuedezijihenxianhui，zheigejiaqianxiangdangliangxin。
这是……
beijuanrushikongluanliuzhiqian，cengjingnongdexiangdangbuyukuaidedinghunchangmian。
是梦么？
chugebuyoudezheiyangxiangdao。
“zenme，haibuyuanyi？chuge，yebukankannixianzaizheiqiongsuanyang，wonverweiqujiajini，yijingshijilenitiandadeenci，yidiandianxiaoqiandoushebude，nishibushibuxiangjiezheigehun？buxiangjiehunjiugun，youdeshirenpaiduixiangyaoquwomenmiaomiao。”
yemiaomiaomuqin，chugecengjingdeyuemuzhangshufendejiankeshengyinxiangqi，shineimedeshuxi，neimederangrenyane。
猛然。
楚歌睁大了眼。
buganxiangxindekanzheyanqianzheiyiqie。
是真的。
wojingranhuidaolemengkaishidedifang。
yaochixianzi，shikongdadi，wojiangnimendangzhiji，dangxiongdi，wangujueyuzhizhong，wosheshenweinimenzudanghuawaitianmo，nimenjingrancongbeihoutouxi，rangwoyunluo，danshiwoyinggaixiexienimena，shinimen，jingranrangwotuposhikongliefeng，zhongxinhuidaomengkaishidedifang。
chugeturanxiaole，canlanyichang。
“nizheige**，haiganxiao，woshizaihenikaiwanxiaome？”
zhangshufenyikanchugezheifanying，dangxiajiuzhoumeibushuang，zhijieyibazhangchaozhechugelianshangchouleguoqu。
danshichugeshenshou，yibakouzhulezhangshufendegebo。
suiranxianzaiyishenxiuweiwanbucunyi，danshibijingchugecengjingshichengweijiudaxiandizhiyidedouzhanxiandi，zheiyishenqishi，rangrenjingkong，zhangshufengengshibeiyigeyanshenhedehunshenzhandou，chadianbiaoniao。
zhangshufenbeihedaole，chugeconglaidoushinilaishunshou，renyouzijidama，danshizheiyici，biandehaokepa。
“nizheigehunzhangdongxi，nongdawonverduzi，xianzaixiangyaolaizhangbufuze，dangzhananshibushi？”
dingledingshen，zhangshufenkaikoushuodao。
“qinjiamu，chugebushizheigeyisi，nibuyaojidong，cailiqianwomenchu，chugeshiyelongjiefu，yeyinggaifuzetamaifangdeshoufu，zhishizheiqianyoudianduole，zhiqiandeershiwancaili，wodoushidongpinxicou，daochujieqiancaicougoude，chugeyehennuli，yigerenganlesanfenhuoerlaizhengqian，woyouzhishiyigeputonggongren，shizaishinabuchulai，nengbunengshaodian？”
chugemuqinzhouliganjinshangqian，youxieqieruodekaikoushuodao，yibianshenshouqialeyibachuge，shuodao：“qinjiamu，ninkan，xianzaishidinghunyan，qinpenghaoyoudouzai，cailideshizanmensixiashuo。”
“pingshenmesixiashuo？nierziluanlai，nongdalemiaomiaodeduzi，xianzaihaixiangyaodangzhanan，bufuze？”
mianduizhouli，zhangshufendeqishiyixiazijiushanglaile。
“womenmiaomiaoshenmetiaojian？zhuiqiutadekedoushiyigegedehaomengongzi，zhudingyaodanghaomentaitaide，beinierzijizaotale，budebuxiajia，ququyibaiwandoushebude，haishuoshenmeshuo？meiqian？nimenbafangzimailebujiuyouqianleme？niyibanianjile，quyanglaoyuanbuxingme？feiyaotuoleierzi。”
zhangshufenduizhezhoulishuodao，henshixiaozhangqiangshi。
“duia，bomu，neifangzininzhuzheyemeiyouyisibushi？mailezhihou，womencaiyouqianmaixinfangzi，buxiangzhuyanglaoyuan，daoshihouwobaninjieguolai，hechugeyiqixiaojingnin，zheikeshiyibeizidedashier，linsebude，ninyaoyaoya，bujiuguolaileme？”
yemiaomiaoyeshiganjinshuodao。
chugekanzheyanqianzheiyimu，kanzhezhangshufenkexiaodezuilian，kanzhelinmiaomiaoxuweidezuilian，tadequantousisideniezaileyiqi。
suiranjinglilewanshicangsang，tacengjingchengjiutiandi，cikequeyeyiranbeiqideshuangyanxuehong。
所谓的弄大肚子。
根本就是骗局。
linmiaomiaozaojiuhezijidesuoweihaoxiongdiluangaohuaiyun，dangchuguanzuiziji，**yifu，zuochengle**dejiaxiang，wufeijiushirangzijidangjiepanxia。
kexi，shangyishi，weilezheiyangyige**，muqinjianmaizijiweiyidefangzi，jiyemiaomiaomaifang，denghunhoumuqinchachuaizheng，xuyaocouqianzhibingdeshihou，zheimunvliangjiuzhijiebianlezuilian，fanlianburenren。
xinfangshixiezailinmiaomiaoheyuemuzhangshufenmingxiade，zhijielihun，rangchugegundan，houlaigancuirangyelongzhaolaibangshou，jiangchugedacan，zhijierenglechuqu。
muqinbingsi，chugelangbeiyouruqigai，zuihouhaibeiyiliangshikongdeniguanchejishengshengniansi。
tamenyijiarendedaiduyuanyuanbixiangxiangzhongkepa。
“hao，womenmaifang，mashangjiumai，shuoshenmedouyaocougouzheigejiaqian。”muqinzhouliyaoya，kaikoushuodao。
sixiali，zhangshufenkeshiweixieguo，yidantanbengle，yaogaochuge**de，suiranzuimingbukenengchengli，danshichugedeshiyekendinghuibeiquanhuile，zheishizhoulijueduibunengjieshoude。
zhangshufenzongsuanshiluchumanyixiaorong，diantoushuodao：“zheijiuduilema，yanglezheimedadenver，zongbunengbaibaijiubeizaotale，qinjiamu，niyeshidangfumude，nishuoduibudui？”
zhouliyouxielangbei，qiangchengxiaorongdiantou。
“zheijiuduileme，hao，dinghunyanjixu，keyishangcaile。”
dadaolezijidemude，zhangshufendangranshibianlezuilian，huihuishou，kaikoushuodao。
“zheichou**si，yebusapaoniaozhaozhaozijishenmedexing，nenggouqudaowojiejieshishangbeizishaogaoxiangdeshiqing，haiganbuchuqian？”
xiaojiuziyelongzaibianshanglengyankanzhe，tadoubuxieyuzhanchulaiduoshuo，fanzhengchugezheizhongfeiwushikendingyaojiufande。
“我拒绝。”
jiuzaizheishihou，chugedeshengyinxiangqile。
让众人一愣。
“ni……nishuoshenme？”
yemiaomiaoyelengzhule，tabuganxiangxin，ganjueshibushizijitingcuole。
“ni，wogaopanbuqi，zheihun，wobujiele。”
erhou，chugebuzaiduokanyemiaomiaoyiyan，nazheshoupenghua，zoudaolebinkexiwei，yigeqichangqiangda，meilifeifandenvrenmianqian，turanjiandanxiguidi：“keren，jiajiwohaome？”