第5章 乐意的很

tashenhou,yanshuangraohaizairangrang:“nihuilai,dasao!guluanqing!!!”

wulunyanshuangraozenmehan,guluanqinghaishitouyebuhuiyixiadezoule,yanshuangraoqidezhitiaojiao。

yinseshanguangdegaogenxieyonglideduozhedimian,yanshuangraodejianjiaoshengzaifantinglixiangqi,jiujiuhuidangbuqu。

yongrenmengegeditou,jibucongcong,mangzhezijishoudixiadeshiqing,shengpazijibeizheiweidaxiaojiedingshang,neikejiucanle。

yanhuizhishang,zheiweidiaomandedaxiaojieyouhuanleyifuzuilian,fangfoyouyadexiangshibushirenjiandexiannvyiban。

yanchenghuaidaomaoanrandezuozaiguluanqingshenpang,hetabanyanzheenaifuqi。

jiulianyanmudouchenglecixiangjiangdaolidekeqinpopo。

kansihexiedejiayanshang,nanmianhuichuxianlaoshengchangtandehuati,meiduixiangdewenduixiang,meijiehundewenjiehun,meishengwadewenshengwa。

shenweiyanjiadedashaonainai,guluanqingdeduzi,ziranshisuoyourenguanxindezhongzhongzhizhong。

fanguoban,zhongrenziranerrandejianghuatiyindaoleguluanqingheyanchenghuaidetoushang:“chenghuai,niheluanqingshenmeshihoushenghaizi?nikankannitangjiedehaizidouhuipaole,nitangsaoyehuaiyunle。xianzaia!jiuchaniheluanqingle,niheluanqingzaorishenggehaizi,yehaozaorijiwomenyanjiakaizhisanyea!”

guluanqingguzuoxiusededitou,meiyoudahua,tayebuxiangdahua。shenghaizi?taxianzaixiangdeshizaodianheyanchenghuaizheige**lihun,bieshuoshenghaizi,jiusuanhetazheiyangjianbingjiandezuozhe,tayejuedeexin。

tayandideyanejishijielideyanzangzhe,yemeiyoutaoguoyanchenghuaideyanjing,yanchenghuaizuijiaoyangqiyimochaofengshidehudu,takanzheguluanqing,maosichongniyixia,tawozhetadeshou:“zheigeyaowenluanqingdeyisile,bijingnvrenshenmeshihoushenghaizi,zhiyoutazijizhidao。”

yanchenghuaiyandihuaguoyisihuimorushen,tayanzhongchaofengdeyiweizaimingxianbuguo,bierentingbuchulai,budaibiaoguluanqingtingbuchulai。

guluanqingkuxiaoyisheng,meiyouzhisheng,zhishiyangqiboziheleyibeijiu。

tabushengjiuli,zheiyibeixiaqu,buzhibujuejiuhedetaidakoule,yizhiyutaheduole。

heduole,youmeitianbeishouyanjiarenqifudeguluanqing,jiezhejiujingkuangduiyanchenghuai:“shenghaizi?yanchenghuai,ninaliyongdezhehewoshenghaizi,nixiangyaoshenghaizi,neigeliuxincileyidehen,chuleliuxincineigeer.naiyiwai,niwaimianbushihaiyousansiwuliuqiba.jiushima?xiangjiniyanchenghuaiyandazongcaishenghaizideren,duodeshi。”

guluanqingbianshuobianzhanqilai,tayaoyaohuanghuangzhizhebizimazheyanchenghuai。

tazheihuayichu,zaichangderendoushiyifukanhaoxidebiaoqing。

dajiadouzhidaoyanchenghuaizaiwaimianmeixiaotingguo,danshihaomendalaopomianduizhangfuyouer.naixiaosandouhuixuanzeyinren,jishibuyinrenyebuhuibazheixieshiqingbandaomingmianshanglaishuo,yinweizheidiudeshizijidemianzi。

erqiexialepojiadeyanmian,duizijiyemeiyourenhedehaochu。

buguo,jintianguluanqingsuanshiheduoledanziyebiandale。

tahualuo,yanchenghuaideliansebianlebian:“heduolejiuhuiwu。”

shuohuajian,yanchenghuaideshouyijinglashangguluanqingdegebo,talazhetazhuanshenjiuyaozou,guluanqingbuken,takangqilaijiuzou:“luanqingtaheduole,woxiansongtahuifangxiuxi。”

yanchenghuaihaobuyouyu,ganjinglisuodekangzheguluanqinglikai。

yanmuheyanshuangraodeliansenankanzhiji。

yanshuangraoqihuhudewangzheguluanqingbeikangzoudeshenying,takanzhezheigeguluanqingjiushiguyide。

bujiaodegouyaorenzuixiongle。

guluanqingzheijinianweiweisuosuode,yuanlaishizaicichubiezhehuaini!

zheihuitamenjiaderenkediudale。

zheixiegeqinqibabudetagediuren,haobatagelaxiama,zijishangweizuozongcai。

yanshuangraoyuexiangyueqi,yaobushigujizhezheixieqinqihaizaishang,tafeishangqujiaoxunguluanqingbuke。

tayaochoutalianggedaerguangzi,rangtazhidaozhidaotajintianduomewuli,duomedediurenxianyan,yerangtazhidaozhidaotayanshuangraodelihai。

*****

erloudewofangli,yanchenghuaihenhendebaguluanqingrengzaichuangshang,yibeilengshuijiaozaiguluanqingdetoushang:“guluanqing,nishenmeyisi?heduolehaishizhuangzui?”

yanchenghuaihenhendejiangmenguanshang,heguluanqingdashengderangrangqilai。

“womeishenmeyisi?”guluanqingmoleyibalianshangdeshuizi,suanshichediqingxing。

takanzheyanchenghuailengshengchixiao:“gangcaishiheduole,xianzaihenqingxing。womadejiushini,nigangcaibuyechaofengwole?wozheishiyiyahaiyaeryi。”

“nige**!”yanchenghuaiyanjinghenhenyideng,gaogaodejuqibazhang。

guluanqingzhuaqitaidengjuqilai,kanzheyanchenghuaiyaoyaqiechi:“nida!”

“zenme,guluanqing,nixiangdawo?!nixiangyongzheigetaidengzawobucheng?niyouzheigebenshima?”

“nikanwoganbugan?tuiyiwanbujiang,jiusuanzuihoutaidengzadaodishang,nixinbuxinnineixieaikanrenaodeqinqiyehuimashangchongshanglaiweiguan?daoshihou,nixiangxiang,shiqinghuizenmeyang?nibujieyi,wogengbujieyi。fanzhengdiumianzideshini,daolejinshijinri,nihuiyiweiwohaihuisiyaomianzihuoshouzui?!”

“xing!suannihen!”yanchenghuaiyaoyaqiechidediantou,kanzheguluanqingmengdengyanjing:“guluanqing,suannihen!”

tafangxiazijigaogaoyangqideshou,zhuanshenliqu。

jiulianbeiyingdounengkanchutayouduomedefennu。

guluanqingmantoudoushishide,fenbuqingshishuihaishihan,yanchenghuaizouhou,tawulidijiangshouzhongdetaidengfangxia。

guluanqingtanruandizuozaichuangshang,buduandichuanzheqi。

tazhenglilezijidetoufazhuangrongyihou,qiaoqiaodecongyongrenzoudeloutixialou,qiaowushengxideconghoumenlikaileyanjiadazhai。

zhiyutadelikai,xiangxinyanchenghuaihuiheqinqimenyougehaojieshi,jishimeiyou,kongpaneixierenyeshiwusuoweide,yinweigaikandexiaohuatamenyijingkanwanle。

zuozaichuzucheshang,guluanqingmeixinjinjindecuzhe,tayoushouzhiqingqingdiniezhezijidemeixin,tahentouteng,feichangfeichangdetouteng。

tadiediezhuangzhuangdehuidaoyushuhandejia,xianxieyundaozaiyushuhandejiamenkou。

“luanqing!!!”yushuhangangdakaimen,jiukandaoguluanqingchaotadaolaideshenying。

guluanqingzhongzhongdedaozaileyushuhandejiantou。

“luanqing,nizenmele?”yushuhanfuzheguluanqing,shenshoumolemotadeetou,“haotang!”

tabaguluanqingfujinwuli,jitachiletuishaoyao,ranhoujiuyizhishouzheta,zhidaoguluanqingxingguolai。

“nihaodianlema?”yushuhanzuozaichuangtou,kanzheguluanqing。

“haoduole,xiexieni。woyoujinitianmafanle。”guluanqingdelianshangyouyisiguoyibuqudecankui。