第1章 神算

hudongshengtianmashijiangbeixian,yemuyijinglakai,huadengchushang,luozhuangzhongxueqingnianjiaoshizhongchengzhengzaijiedaoshangmanbu。

tazoudaotianqiaoshang,kandaoqianmianyouyigeshuxideshenying,neibushizijidelingdao,luozhuangzhongxuedewangyupingxiaozhangma?tazhengdunzaitianqiaodeguaiwanchu,rangyigehefatongyandelaotousuangua。

zhongchengzhengzhunbeishangqudazhaohu,turantingjianwangxiaozhangbaotiaoruleidishuo:“fang**goupi。laoziyouyigehuobengluantiaodeerzi,zhengduxiaoxueni。zenmehuimeiyouernv?nimenzheixiejianghupianzi!yipaihuyan。”

shuowan,qihuhudizoule。guaqianyemeiji。

zhongchengduikanxiangsuanguabenlaishiwanquanbuxiangxinde。tingwangxiaozhangzheiyangshuo,turanchanshenglenonghoudexingqu。yinweizheiwangxiaozhangsuishuoyougeerzi,danzhongchengtingrenshuo,wangxiaozhangshijiehunduoniancaiyouerzide,zheierzishibierendezhong。bozhongzheshizhenshangdemaqianzhenzhang。wangxiaozhangdeerziwangxi,zhangdejiuhemazhenzhangyimoyiyang,dajiaduizheijianshidoushenxinbuyi。zhiyouwangxiaozhangbuzhidaozhenxiang。

zhongchengxiang,zheisuanguadenengbawangxiaozhangbingmeiyouernvsuanchulai,keweitiekoushensuan。

tajuedingzhaozheigelaotousuanshangyigua,busuanyixiazijideqiancheng。

zhongchengzouleguoqu,wen:“laoxiansheng,guixing?”

“免贵,姓刘。”

“您的卦准吗?”

laorenlvlelvhuabaidehuxu,xiaodao:“wozijishuowosuandezhun,bushiwangpomaiguazimaizikuama?yaonishuozhun,caisuanzhendezhun。xianggangcaineiweitongzhi,daiyibeizilvmaozi,yibeiziweibierenfuyanghaizi,quemengzaiguli。wohaoxintixingta,fanzaotatuoma。wosuandezaizhun,yeshituran!kebei,kebei!”

yebuzhidaotashitanwangxiaozhangkebei,haishiweizijibaimanghuoyichangkebei。

zhongchengwen:“laoxiansheng,nizenmejiuganduandingtameiyouqinshengernvni?xiangzheizhonghuaqinengsuibianluanshuo?”

laorendao:“wosuangua,kebujinjinshiweilezhuanjikuailinghuaqian。dianxingmengzhongren,daoyinmiluzhe,caishiwodezhenzhengmude。yisheng,zhiliaodeshirendeshenti。womensuanguade,zhiliaodeshirendemingyun。xianggangcaizheiwei,mingyunbuji,tanshangleyigebushoufudaodeqizi,wojiransuanchulaile,zennengbudianxingtayixiani?danshiwobunengzhijiedianchuan,zhinengshuotameiyouerzi,jianjiedigaosutazhenxiang,zheinanrenla,zuirongyihuizainvrenshouli。zheigeren,ruguobujinkuailikaizheigenvren,kongpahaiyouhouhuan。”

“会有什么后患?”

laorenshuo:“wudalangzhidaoma?”

wudalangdelaopopanjinlianhongxingchuqiang,zuihoudusilewudalang。nandaowangxiaozhanghuichengweixiandaibandewudalang?wangxiaozhangbingmeiyouwudalangneimechajing,wangxiaozhangdelaopoyemeiyoupanjinliandemeimao,ruguoluogewudalangdexiachang,neijiutaibeicanle。

zhongchengshuo:“zheiren,woshu。woxianggebanfa,tixingtayixia。yebuwangnilaozheifenkuxin。”

laorenraoyouxingqudiwen:‘nizhunbeizenmetixingni?“

zhongchengtounaolinghuo,mashangxiangleyigezhuyi:“zheiyang,wojitaxieyifengnimingxin,bingjitaxiezhonggao。bujiujiejuewentilema?“

laorenshuo:“zheiyesuanyigebanfaba。nizheiyesuanshijidexingshanba!”

zhongchengshuo:“laorenjia,ninweiwosuanyiguaba!wangxiaozhangdeguaqianwolaichu。”

laorenshuo:“tademingbuhao,benlaiwojiumeidasuanyaoqian。nijiubiedanghaorenle。lai,xiaohuozi,wojinisuansuan。”

laorenniezhezhongchengdeshou,duanxiangleyifan,ranhoushuo:“xiaohuozi,neiwojiuzhiyanle。”

zhongchengyoudianhaipa,danxinlaorenshuodehuahezheziji,danshihaishiyingzhetoupi,shuo:“laorenjianindanshuowufang。”

laorenshuo:“biedanxin。nixiaozimingbucuo。guanyuncaiyuntaohuayun,douhenwang。qiantubuke**。danyebushiyifanfengshun。zhiqiandeyunqipingpingwuqi,longxianqiantan,qianlongwuyong。buguo,mashangjiuyaotuoyunzhuanyunle。yijingyun,jianlongzaitian,lijiandaren。nidejihuijiuyaolaile。jinhougengshiyoufeilongzaitiandeshihou。dangran,zaicizhiqian,nihaihuiyudaoyixiemafan。”

laorenjiakaikoushuodedoushiyijinglimiandehua,wenhuashuizhunmingxiangaoyuyibandesuanmingxiansheng。benlaibuzenmexinzheiyitaodezhongcheng,ganjuedaolaozhebingbushixinkouhushuo。zaishuo,sheidouxihuantinghaohua。

tagaoxingditaochuershiyuanjilaozhe,wen:“laorenjia,neiwoxiayibugaizenmebanni?”

laorenshouxiaqian,xiaodao:“tianjibukeguoduodixielu。wozhisongniyijuhua,danxinghaoshi,mowenqiancheng。”

zhongchengtinglaozhezheimeshuo,jiumeizaizhuiwen,tayouwenlaorenjiazhuzainali,xiwangjinhouyoujihuinengxianglaorenjiaqingjiaoyixieyijingdexuewen,laorensuirangaosuletadizhi,danshishuo:“wobujingchangzaijia,duozaiwaimianyunyou,jinhounengbunengxiangjian,jiukanyuanfenba!”

zheigejietoudexiaochaquhenkuaijiubeizhongchengwangjile。

zheijitianzhongchengxinliyouxinshi。tasuiranshiyigelaoshi,danbingmeiyoubadangyigehaiziwangzuoweizijidezhongshenzhiye。dangchuyinweijialiqiong,zhinengshangleyoushenghuobutiedeshifanxuexiao。danglaoshibuguoshitadequanyizhijibale。tadelixiangshixiushenqijiazhiguopingtianxia,zuochuyifandashiye。shuochuanle,taxiangcongzheng,dangyigehaoguan,dangyigedaguan,dangyigenenggouweiguojiabanshishibandashideguan。lingwai,tahaiyouyigeyuanwang,neijiushi,ganchuyifanshiyehou,rangyinweitadanglehaiziwanglitaerqudeqiannvyouyijiqiannvyoutamahouhui。

xiangdaoqiannvyouliqian,tajiugandaoxintong。

neishiqizhigaoyadepiaoliangguniang,zaishiweishengjugongzuo,dangchuliangrenaidesiquhuolai,shanmenghaishi,danzuizhonghaishizaitafumudefanduixia,diuxiayifengjuejiaoshuhou,hetafenshoule。

chulexintongwai,zhongchenghaihenshihouhui,houhuidangchuyoujihuideshihoumeiyou“naxia”liqian。youyitian,liangrenyijingzuanjinlebeiwo,zhongchengyijingjiechuleliqiansuoyoude“wuzhuang”,zhengzhunbeizhangquzhirudeshihou,liqianturanaiqiu,yaozhongchengdengyideng,dengdaoguojitianshengrideshihou,zaixingcimeishi,gengyouyiyi。zhongchengweilexianshifengdu,juranzai“binglinchengxia”deshihouchebingle。dangshiyiwei,zheishichizaodeshi,meixiangdaozhushudeyazijuranfeizoule。

keshi,zenmecainengzhaodaoshiyedetupokouni?

taduizijideqingkuangzuoleyigekeguandefenxi。

zhongcheng,yigeputongdezhongxuejiaoshi。jiajingpinhan,dianxingdenongjiazidi。qinqizhongbudanwudaguanguiren,lianzhimaguandoumeiyouyige。

zheiyangdeqingkuangyiweizhe,kaofumu,kaobuzhe。kaoqinqi,meizhiwang。kaonulijiaoshu,jianglaizuiduonengdangyimingzhongxuexiaozhang。jishishidangxiaozhang,yebushiyijianrongyideshi。xuexiaojiuneimejige,meisuoxuexiaodouzhiyouyigexiaozhang,erlaoshiyouneimeduo,dangxiaozhangdejilvyehenxiao。

weiyidetiaojianjiushizijiyijingchishanglehuangliang,shiguojiaderen。jubeiyougaixingdaoxingzhengshanggongzuodejibentiaojian。ruguoshinituiziyige,neijiujueduimeiyoudangguandexiwangle。

keshijinjinjiuzheiyanganbujiubandidangyiminghaiziwang,wulunzenmemaiming,yebukenengganchuhongtuweiye。

yilianjitian,zhongchengdouzaisikaozhezheigewenti。yizhiyuhulveleweiyuedidebeikejianchazuozhunbei。luozhuangzhongxuedeguiju,meiyueyuedidouyaojianchayigelaoshidebeike。rubunengwanchengrenwu,meiyuehaiyaokouershiyuandegongzi。laoshimenduicidouhenzhongshi,jishipingshimeiyoubeike,zaiyuediyehuimengchaoyifan,yingfujiancha。fanzhengyouxianchengdebeikeshouce。

luozhuangzhongxuexiaozhangwangyupingzheiciqinzicanjialebeikejiancha,takanlezhongchengdebeikebenhou,lianseningzhongqilai。tayansudiduizhongchengshuo:“zhongchenglaoshi,nizenmegaode?liankedoumeiyoubei?neinishangkeqibujiushizaiguihun?”

zhongchengbianjieshuo:“zenmehuishiguihunni?wangxiaozhang,qishiniyezhidao,beikeyezhishiyizhongxingshi。dajiadesuoweibeike,yebuguoshichaochaojiaoan,yingfujianchaeryi。wobushimeiyoubeike,meicishangkeqian,wodouyanjiuguojiaocai,yanjiuguojiaocan,yanjiuguoxuesheng,duijiaoxuedechengxuhefangfawoyezuoguosikao。zhibuguowomeiyouyongshumianbiaodaeryi。”

wangyupingduixuexiaolidezishenjiaoshiconglaibuganfapiqi,duixuexiaodejigepiaoliangnvjiaoshiyejingchangwangkaiyimian。danduizheixiechuchumaoludenianqingren,jingchangbujihaoliansekan。tajiyanlisedishuo:“xiaozhong,nibuyaoweizijijiaobian!meiyoubeikejiushimeiyoubeike。nimenzheixienianqingren,taibufuzerenle!nizheiyangzuoduideqirenminjiaoshizheigeguangrongchenghaoma?”

rucishanggangshangxian,zhongchengjuedebunengjieshou。zhongchengshuo:“wangxiaozhang,meizheimeyanzhongba!bujiushishaobeilejijiekema?zenmejiubarenminjiaoshideguangrongchenghaodourumeile?”

wangyupingjiantabukenchengrencuowu,buyoudedanu。tashuo:“beikeshijiaoshibixuzuodeyixianggongzuo,nibubeikejiushiduzhi。duzhijiuyaozuochuyanlichufen。nibixuduizijisuofancuowujinxingshenkejiancha。congjintianqi,nitingzhidanrenchuernianjibanzhurenjianyuwenlaoshi,nidegongzuoyouwanglaoshidanren,nijiujietiwanglaoshidegongzuoba!”

wanglaoshishishangxueqidiaolaidenvjiaoshiwanghui,suirannianjinsishi,danxuniangbanlao,fengyunyoucun。luozhuangzhongxuelixianchengjin,laoshiyiguanyoufuyu。suoyiwanglaoshiyizhimeikedai,zaiwenyinshidaza。wanghuiduocitiyaoqiuyaodaike。

wangyupingduiwanghuilaoshiyizhiyoudian“huosixiang”,jingchangzhaojihuijiejinzhonghui。youyici,zaixiaozhangyouyiwuyimolewanghuideyushouzhihou,wanghuichengjitichulebudangqinzagongzhaoyimenkedaideyaoqiu。wangyuping“morenshouruan”,

jiudayingletadeyaoqiu。wanghuiyaoshang,jiubixuyouyigerenkelaoshiyaoxia。zhongchengzhenghaozhuangdaoqiangkoushangle。wangyupingdangranyaozhuazhuzheigetaohaowanghuidejihui。

zhongchengfenfendishuo:“bujiushidazama?youshenmelebuqi!wangxiaozhang,womenzouzheqiao!”shuowan,angshouzouchule

教室。