第五章
tadichenyoubinglengwuqingdehuayuchuanruwoerzhong，querutongyidaojingleizhaxiang，wodelizhishunjianbeitadehuazhadeqilingbaluo。
jianwoshihunluopodeyangzi，luyuanfangyanliquanshicankudelengmo。
tajixushuodao：“zhiyaonihuiqu，wojiufangguota，yebugennijijiaodangchunipianwodeshiqingle。”
cishiwodexinfangfobeirenhenhendediuzaidishangcaita，jiezheyoubeirengjinlebingtianxuedizhizhong。
wobumingbailuyuanfangdeyisi。
jianwoyanlidebujie，luyuanfangdafacibeideweiwojieshi：“dangchuwobeibangjia，mingmingshixiaoroubawojiuchulaide，weicixiaorouhaitangyiyuanhenjiu，keniquepianwo，shuoshinijiulewo。”
“ruguobushiwobiwenxiaorou，xiaoroudoubuhuichengrendangchushitajiulewo。”
“wohexiaoroubenlaijiuliangqingxiangyue，yinweinizheigesuoweidejiumingzhien，tayiweinixihuanwo，suoyicaichuguode，tabuyuanyihenizheng。”
“keshenweiwei，pianlaidedongxishizhongbushinide，niyaohaiyouyidianliangxin，nijiupeihewo，qudangxiaoroudebanniang，rangxiaorouzhidaonihewomeiyourenheguanxi。”
zheixiehuacongluyuanfangkouzhongshuochulaideshihou，wobuganzhixin，yishijianerpanwengwengzuoxiang，zhenggedanaoyipiankongbai，shunjianshenmeshengyindoutingbudaole。
keshidangnian，mingmingshiwojiuleluyuanfang。
luyuanfangbeibangjiadeneiyitian，zhaowanroubuyuanyiqushangke，huangchengzijixinzangbingfazuole。
shiwozailushang，kandaoluyuanfangbeirenbangjia，yeshiwojiangneigepojiudecangkuwachuyigetongdao，jianghunmideluyuanfangbeichuqu。
woquanchengshouzailuyuanfangshenbian。
kexianzai，luyuanfangjingranshuoshiwopianleta。
多可笑啊。
wokanxiangluyuanfangdeyanjing，tadeyanshendanmo，cishidewojiuxiangbeidiujinbinglengdehaishuili，hunshendexueyedouninggule。
luyuanfangdebiaoqingpingjing，yanshenlikanbuchushenmeqingxu，rangwocaibutoutazaixiangshenme。
kewozhongyumingbai，weishenmeluyuanfanghuojiuhou，kanwodeyanshenzongshifuzade，youshiweishenme，taduiwodetaiduturanelieqilai。
yuanlaitaxinlideneigerenyizhishizhaowanrou。
wobuguoshichaisantamendeeren。
zheishi，zhoujiaqituranshuo：“xiaoyecaibupanini，youbenshinijixiaoyeganchuyuncheng！”
luyuanfangfanerxiaole，takanzhewo，shensebiandegengnankanle，wangxiangwodeyanshenyeyuefahuise，wodexinbuyouyijin。
luyuanfangshuo：“shenweiwei，jiusuannibuzaihuzheigenanren，neigueryuanni？”
tingdaoluyuanfangdehua，wobuyoulengzhule。
suihouxinlifanqidemianmidetengtong，buyayutadiyicipaoxiawoquzhaozhaowanroushi。
womeixiangdaoluyuanfanghuizhidaowojiyijiagueryuanzizhudeshiqing，woyizhiyiweitariliwanji，shibuhuiliuyidaozheigeshiqingde。
dankandaoluyuanfangyanlideduding，woxinlileran。
tarendinglewoshineizhongmeilianmeipidenvren，weilebaohuzhaowanrou，takendingyaoduofangdiaochawozaihudedongxi，haorangwochedibizui。
xiangdaozheili，wohunshenfadou，sisideyaozhuxiachun，jianruidetengtongrangwoyouxieqingxing。
wozhitingdao**sedeshengyinxiangqi：“wohuihuiqude。”
wozhudingshiyaolikaideren，buyinggaijiliuxiaderendailaihuoduan。