第6章 情绪值爆表了

buyuanchu,shiyigenianqingpiaoliangdenvren,zhengdunxiashennazhexiaoyugandouzhebuyuanchudebaisexiaomao。

zhangxiang,shenduan,shenzhilianshenshangdeqizhidouhenshuxi。

danquebijiyizhongdeshaonvduolejifenchengshu。

shenbochuanyiyanbufazhanzaibuyuanchudexiaoshilushang,mianshangyijiuchenjing,buxianshanbulushui,sheidoubuzhidao,ciketaneixinyijingshanbenghaixiao。

shuyanzhaolezuihaodejiaoduyingjieshenbochuan,suirandounongzheshouxiadebaimao,xiaorongtianmeidijimaomiweixiaoyugan,shizedabandezhuyilidoufangzaileshenbochuanshenshang。

tadoubiaoyanzheimejiule,shenbochuanjuranzhishizhanzailubian,shenqingchenjingdixiangshizaisikaorenshengdashiyiban。

shuyanbujinkaishihuaiyi,zijishibushijiaodumeixuandui。

shuyan:“tongtong,wojintianpiaoliangma?”

xitong:【suzhujintianhenmei!】

shuyan:“neiweishenmeshenbochuangenzuodiaosuyiyangzhanzailubian,liansehaineimechen?takanjianwoyidiandoubujidong!”

xitongyilianqiguai:【meiyouasuzhu,wozheibianxianshi,nanzhuqingxubodongtinglihaia!bolanghaodouganshangguoshanchele!】

shuyanyumendeshenqingyisaoerguang:“zhende?”

xitongkendingdidafu:【zhende!zheimejindejuli!wodesaomiaobuhuiyoucuo!】

shuyanziranshixiangxinxitongde,bijingshangcilizhaotingchuxiandeshihoutayenengtiqianganyingchulai,meidaolixianzailiangsanmidejuli,haiganyingbuchulaishenbochuandeqingxule。

neishenbochuanzheimechenjingzhanzaiyibian,jiuzhinengshuomingyigewentile。

他闷骚!

jiehegonglvezheliuxiadeziliaolaikan,zheirendequeshizheizhongsibanjiamen-saodexingge。

jiranbushimeifanying,neijiuhaobanle。

xitongzhijueshuyanyaogaoshi,danbuzhidaotadaodixiangzuoshenme。

jiqidaitaheshenbochuanlaidianhudong,youdanxintawanyibuxiaoxingaozale,zhijieheshenbochuanshuobaibaile。

danjiehetagangcailiaobokangyudeshouduanlaikan,yinggaishikeyichenggongdeba?

xitongzhuizhuibuan,shuyanyijingkaishixingdongle。

jiaobuhouyiyibu,zhengqiaocaizaiyizhikushuzhishang。

“da”diyishengcuixiang,zhijiehedaolejinshidemaomi。

yaoleyibandixiaoyuganshunjianbeidiuqi,erhoujiaojiedeshenyinglimajiuwangxiaolushangcuan。

shuyanbeizheiyimuhedao,limaqishenjiuxiangquzhuixiaomao,meizouliangbu,jiaoxiaturancaidaoyikeshitou,gaogenxiezhanbuwen,shuyanzhenggerenkaishibushoukongzhidiwangxiashuai。

xitongzhenggejingdaile,limajinghu:【suzhuxiaoxin!】

xiayimiao,shuyanluoruleyigewenredehuaibao。

bijianshiyigudandandesongxiangweidao,touzhuangdaoleyichuyingbangbangdedifang,yaojianyeduoleyishuangqiangjingyoulideshou,niezhuletayingyingyiwodexiyao。

“小心!”

toudingchuanlaiyidaolveweidichendesangyin,xiting,haijiazazhejifenshaya。

shuyantaiqitoulai,jiuzhuangjinleyishuangshensuideyanjingli。

tazhengleyixia,caifaxiangangcaimeishuaidaoshiyinweimianqianzheigenanrenlalezijiyiba,ertacike,zhenggerendoubeiquanzailenanrendehuaibaoli。

youqishiyaojianneishuangguntangdeshuangshou,xiangluotieyiyang,tangdeshuyanyaojiandepifudougenzhereleqilai。

“谢……谢谢你!”

shuyanyouxiehuangluan,limanuokaileyanjing,huangluanjiuyaocongshenbochuandehuailichulai。

meicengxianggangcaibeihedepaokaidexiaobaimaobuzhidaocongnagedifangyoupaolehuilai,zhenghaojiuzaishuyandejiaobiancengleyixia。

maorongrongdechugan,jiechuluoluzaiwaidepifu,jiashangyujingweixiaodehuanjing,shuyanganglikaishenbochuanhuaibaojimiaozhong,zaicidielejinqu。

zheicizhuangdebijiaohen,yizhangxiaolianquanzhuangdaoshenbochuanying-bangbangdexiongtangle。

tafachuyishengjiaoruodetonghu,yanliyijingqileyicengmenglongdeshuiwu。

xiayishitaiqiyoushouxiangyaomomobeizhuangtengdebijian,xianxideshouzhiqueyinweitaigaodedongzuo,buxiaoxincazheshenbochuandeceyaole。

nanrenshenxingdunshiyijiang,shuyanquemeiting,shouzhijixuwangshang,zheicidaoleshenbochuanxiongtangchu。

taqingrouzhezijibijian,shijishangrounendexiaoshouqueyinweiqinghuangdedongzuobuduanqingqingmocazhejiantingyingshidexiongtang。

zheijirou,zheiyingdu,guoranshouganhenhaoa!

shuyanchenjiduocengleceng,zaixinlifachugankai。

shenbochuanzheishencaizhenhaoa!

biaoqingguanlizuodeyehendaowei。

ruguobushitingdaotakuangtiaobuzhidexintiaosheng,tahaiyiweitazhendeshenmefanyingdoumeiyou。

shuyanhaixiangzaiduocengliangmiao,jianbangquebeiyishuangguntangdeshouanzhu,jinjiezheyigulidaoqiangyingdibataconghuaibaolituolilechulai。

“没事吧?”

tashengyinyeshichenwenpingjing,kanshangqujiuhaoxiangsuishouzuolejianhaoshiyiyang。

shuyanxinlikexi,buguojieyugangcaiyijingmodaolejieshidexiong/ji,haishixiaoxiaodimanzuleyiba。

“meishi,gangcai……xiexieni!”

shuyanyizhanglianzhangdetonghong,youqiyandihaimengzheyicengbobodeshuiwu,kanshangquzhenshiwojianyoulian。

太像了。

shenbochuanbuzijuehoujiegundong,yaxiaxinzhongneigumomingdechongdong。

suiranhenxiang,danjiyilideneigeta,buhuizheiyangqinzheyishuangshuiwudeyanjingkelianxixiwangzheta。

kanzhetayandideyingyingshuiguang,shenbochuanyikaileshixian。

“bukeqi,xiacixiaoxindian。”

tashuowanjiuzhuanshenlikaile,lianduoyudeyanshendoumeijishuyan。

xiushendexizhuangchendetashenzitingba,shuyanzhanzaishenhou,kanzheshenbochuanlikaidebeiyinggantan:“tongtong,tashencaizhenhaoa!shouganhenbucuoni!”

xitongyijingbeishuyanyixiliedecaozuozhenjingdaoshuobuchuhualaile。

bantiantacaikaqiaoshuodao:【suzhu,nini……nigangcaijiuxianggediaoxiliangjiafunvdeliumang!】

sheijiagonglvezhejiandaogonglveduixiangdiyimianjiuzhijiewangrenjiahuailizaia!

tahaishenshouzairenjiaxiongtangshangmolehaojiba!

妥妥的流氓行径!

shuyantingwandaoshibujuezheshengqi,gangcaidaozaishenbochuanhuailideshihou,tanenggouqingxiditingdaotajiakuaidexintiaosheng。

shuyan:“nijiushuoyoumeiyouxiaoguojiuduile!”

xitongdiaochugangcaishenbochuandeqingxubodong,dunshiwocaole:【suzhu!tachadianjiuqingxuzhibaobiaole!】

shuyanmanyidixiaole:“neibujiuxingle。shouduansuiranyouxielaotao,danduifushenbochuanzheizhongmensaogubanderenzhengheshi。”

yaozhendeyonggonglvekangyudefangfaqugonglveshenbochuan,shuobudingyinianguoqu,talianshenbochuandeshoudoupengbudao。

shuyanjiaoxunxitong:“niguai,zanmenjiexialaizaiqujishenbochuanxiayijimengyao。”

zuihaoliao/bodetajinwanzuomengdoushitacaizuihao!