第2章 002 孰真孰假

教室

“zheibushiwodeshouma?!”gumolichayi。

xiaomuhe:zheibushinideshoushisheideshou?!

tongzhuojianhaoxiongdixiaomuhe,renbuzhufanlegebaiyan,suihouchelechegumolidegebo,yadishengyindao。

“amo,nishenmeqingkuang,nanbucheng,shixiangmamale?”

“he,xiangbijiaoxiangmama,woxianzaigengxiangni[zouni]ni!”gumoliyeyadishengyin,yincecededao。

wenyan,xiaomuhemolemobizishanshanyixiao,xianrantingdonglegumolidehuawaiyin,bijingliangrenzenmeshuoyeshicongxiaowandaodadehaojiyou,xiaomuhezirenweihaishilejiegumolide。

yushi,talianmanggaoraodao。

“bie,nikebiexiangwoa!shenmexiangmamaa?neishinixiangmamalema?neifenmingshiwoxiangmamahaobuhao!”

“amonitingcuoleba,mingmingshiwoshuowoxiangmamalaizhe。”

“heng!wogangxiangqilai,queshishiwotingcuole[zheicijiufangguoni]。”gumoliaojiaolian。

“ke,amo,nigangcai...shenmeqingkuang?”qishitahaishiyouxiehaoqide,haoxiongdibenlaishuidehaohaode,turanjiubaoqile[jiutingturan,bidoujiwohediaole]。

mingmingbuxiangmama,youweishenmeturanhan‘mama’?nanbucheng...

zheixiaozibeizhewo-tan-nv-peng-you-le?!

啊这...

haoa!gumoli!!dangchumingmingshuohaoyiqidanshenyiqizou,sheixiantuodansheishigou!!!xianzai,nijuranzijiqiaoqiaodequdanggou?!

“我...”

gumolimaozheyao,gangxiangshuoshenme,jiuzaizheishi,turanyourenpailepaitadejianbang。

haoxiangturanxiangqileshenmeside,gumolibuyoujiangyingzheshenzi,huanhuanhuiguotoukanqu,ranhoumanliantaohaodeshuodao。

“lao...laoshi...ninyezaia?!zheishishangkeni?”

lilaoshixiaolexiao,mianrongheaikeqindedao。

“你们两个出去。”

“老师...”

“chuque,laoshibuxiangshuodisanbian。”

lilaoshishuaiqidelianpangshang,luchuyigewenroudexiaorong,zhenggerendousanfachuwenweneryadeqixi。

gumolihaishiyouxiebugan,tagangjiuzaiwaimian,xianzaiyouyaoquwaimian,haimeilaijizaishuoshenme,jiubeisongjijidexiaomuhejilalechuqu。

zhuyaoshixiaomuhediubuqineigeliana,laoshiqishixiongxiongdekanzheyejiubale。

guanjianshiquanbansanshiduoshuangyanjingyechouzheni,mimimamade,zaijiashangyanshenlibaohandemouxiebukemingzhuangdexinxi...

xiaomuhe:zheitm...jiyezhengpaledou!

zheishihoutazhendeshipeifugumoli,nishuotadaodishizenmezuodaobeisanshiduogerendingzhe,haimianseruchangde?!

fangfojiuxiangneisanshiduogerenshibaisheyiyang,shiyinweilianpitaihoulema?!

ai!zheidiantadaoshihaizhenxuebulai,bijing,talianpiboma!

...

lilaoshishuangshoupaidaleliangxia,fachu‘papa’deshengyin,buyoudebaquanbandezhuyilizhaohuanlehuilai,suihouyidianbujitongxuemenbaguadejihui[qihongdejihui],bianzoubianshuodao。

“haoletongxuemen,bakebenfandao156ye,jintianwomenxuexi《chunjianghuayueye》zheipianwenzhang。”

“zhiyuzuoye...jiubuyongwoshuoleba?”lilaoshiwenroudexiaodao。

hualuo,banjilisuiranhaishiyipiananjing,danqifenquemomingdexiaochenlexialai,ertongxuemenxinzhongneixiongxiongranshaodebaguazhihuoyesuizhiyanxiaoyunsan,zhishengxiayipianjuewang。

jiulianjiaoximuliangdoushilianseweiweifabai。

dajiakenenghuiyihuo,youzheimekuazhangma?

答案是:有的!

yaozhidao,zanmendelilaoshi...takeshiwaiyulaoshiawei!!!

教室外

haishineigeweizhi,haishineigeshuxideloutikou,weiyidebutong,dagaijiushipangbianduolegexiaomuhe[naobudi]le。

gumoliyishizhijianyouxiefenbuqing,neidaodishiyigemengjing,haishizhenshide。

yaoshuotashizhenshideyebuxianshi,bijingtaxianzaizheigeyangzi,jiushitayuanbendeyangzi。

danshiyaoshuotashimengjing,yeyouxieqianqiang。bijingtazailimianjinglideyiqiedoushirucidezhenshi。

jiusuanshimengjing,xinglaihoutongchangjiyidoushimohude。dantaqueduidangshifashengdesuoyoushiqing,doujideqingqingchuchu。

zheishi,xiaomuheturanyonggebozhouchuolechuogumoli。

“ng?zenmele?”zheimeiyansede,meikanjiantazhengzaisikaorenshengma?!

“neige,nihaimeigaosuwo,nishenmeqingkuangni。”xiaomuhezhualezhuatoufa,tashizhendehenhaoqi。

gumolimomingdekanletayiyan,zheigemenzhenzhizhe。suihoubianbatajinglideshiqingdazhideshuoleyibian。

hualuo,tamanlianqidaidekanzhexiaomuhe,wendao。

“muhe,nijuede,zheishimengjinghaishizhenshide?”

xiaomuhelansandiyizaiqiangshang,youyoudedao。

“ruguonishuodeshiqingdoushizhendehua,neiwojuede...zheikendingshimengjing。”

“weishenme?”gumoliyihuo,tazenmezheimekending。

xiaomuhemozhexiabachensilejimiao。

“ng...nijiranyousicengxiangshideganjue,zheijiushuomingneikendingshixianshizhongdedongxi,suoyinicaihuimengdao。”

“jiuxiangnizouzailushangdeshihou,turanfaxianzheijiacanguanhenshuxi,gennimenglideyouxiexiang。”

“ershijishang,queshiniouranfaxianqueyoubujingyijiwangdiaole,zhishizaimengliyouhuiyilexiaeryi。”

“niyaozhidao,zheigeshijieshangshibuhuiyouliangpianxiangtongdeyezide。”

“wojuede...”gumolixiangshuoxieshenme。

“wozhidaonixiangshuoshenme,suirannijinglideneigedifang,genwomenxianzaisuochudebingbushiyimoyiyangde。neizuiqimayeyoubaifenzhibajiushidexiangsiba。”

“ng...”gumoliwuyanyidui。

“zainidejiangshuzhong,nihebanjilidexueshengshenzhidouhexianshishiyiyangde,jiulianlaoshidemingzidoushixiangtongde,weiyibutongdekenengjiushimuqinhejiajingle。”xiaomuhedingzhegumolideyanjing,renzhendao。

“nijuedezaishenmeqingkuangxia,caihuifashengzheizhongshi?”

“zai...zaimengli?”gumolishitandao。

“dui!jiushizaimengli!”xiaomuhemengdewozhulegumolideshou,jidongdao。

“nixiangxiang,nishibushijingchangbaoyuanjiajingtaihao,bunengquhaohaoshenghuo,xiangyaoyongyouputongrendeshenghuo!”

“zhengsuoweiriyousuosi,yeyousuomeng。niantaodeduole,nanmianhuimengdaoleisidehuanjing。”

“meicuo,jiushizheiyang!xiangxinwoxiongdi,nizheijuebishimengjing。”

shuoba,tahaikendingdezhongzhongdianlediantou,haoxiangzheiyanggengyoushuofulixie。

“shi...shima?...”gumolijiangxinjiangyi,chadianjiuzhenxinle。

“kendingshimengjing!ruguobushi,nanbuchenghaishipingxingshijie?nizhidaode,zheishigenbenbukenengde!neishijiade,shibianchulaihongxiaohaizide,xianzailianxiaohaierdoubuxin!”

“ng...”gumoliruoyousuosi,ruozhenbushimengjing,neidaoshiyoudianxiang...

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